The Last Kryptonian

The Last Kryptonian,

When the beautiful and sarcastic Alexandra Black dies she expected to go straight to a very hot place instead some asshole decided it was funny it stick her into the Twilight universe in a Kryptonian body. Chaos and hilarity ensues.

Or in which a cynical and sarcastic lesbian assassin is stuck into the body of a female version of Clark Kent in a f.u.c.k.e.d up amalgamation of Twilight, Marvel, The Fate Series, and the Percy Jackson universes.
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Yeah, it doesn’t go too well for the rest of the word.