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Author Note:

Sorry to make you wait long. I was making my research report yesterday. The report has a lot of difficulties and requires a lot of time to write. So, I'm busy lately.

I hope there aren't many mistakes and changes in meaning in this chapter.

Enjoy to Read it

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Li Yuan and Xi sat down without talking. Their previous conversation was strange. When Li Yuan smiled for a reason, it made Xi a little happy. Xi really does not know the reason behind the happiness he got from Li Yuan's smile.

Then Ian Lan came to their table. The curly-haired girl carries a tray with two bottles of sake, two bowls of boiled pork and one empty bowl. The girl sat next to Xi while putting food that Xi and Li Yuan ordered.

-Wait, a minute. Why are you sitting in the same place as your customer Ian Lan meimei? Aren't you the waiter here?

Xi cannot say it. Lan Lan separated part of the contents in Xi's pork bowl into an empty bowl.

-Why are you sharing my food in two? Wait a minute

-… don't say it.

Before Xi continued the mind on his head, Lan Lan had eaten the piece that was buried inside an empty bowl.

-You're shameless… how you're eating the food for your customers?

Lan Lan just smiled innocently. The expression really looks like a newborn baby, an expression without sin.

-You… you…

While Lan's mother came to bring a red bean cake promised by her to Xi. She to find her stupid daughter impolite to their guests. But she didn't reprimand his own daughter after all this was her daughter's way of getting more attention to the man her daughter's liked.

Lan's mother knew her daughter had an interest in Xi Yang. That's about a year ago, She doesn't know, but It makes Lan Lan be a little weird, how can her daughter be a stubborn girl only to Xi? She always makes Xi notice her by her actions. Even though Lan's mother didn't know why his daughter loved Xi?

"It's the red bean cake you asked Xi… "She put a plate on top of their table.

Xi became happy. The greedy man took a piece of red bean cakes before eating the dish that was his favorite food since childhood. Ms. Lan only left them to enjoy their foods.

Li Yuan only stared at Xi like she had seen greedy little pigs.

Xi's expression became full of questions when he realized Li Yuan looked with her strange gaze before his expression changed again into suspicion.

Xi's face is like a little boy who doesn't want others to ask his food. Xi pulled and covered the plates behind his arm.

"Don't think about asking for this red bean cake… even if it for one bite I wouldn't give it to you… " Xi said in a flat tone.

-You really are a shameless, greedy piggy.

- Who would want to ask for some food from a red bean-cake maniac like you? I'm not interested in that food, anyway.

-Yang'er stopped being childish like that.

-You really have a thick face.

"*sigh Who wants to ask for your food? "

Xi was only surprised to hear Li Yuan's words.

"Oh… really? I thought you are like as my childhood friends. They asked for one bite even though they make my food run out. * *Tch."

-Do you compare me with your childhood friends? Are you such a stingy boy, even for a piece of red bean cake?

On the other side of Lan Lan smiling to see Xi like a boy who could be deceived by candy. Or more accurately said she can deceive Xi with a red bean cake.

- So, it's real profits I learned to cook red bean cakes from mom… although until now I still haven't been able to make it.

-Last time I made it, it had a hard texture or sometimes burned like charcoal.

" Xi gege, what do you do all this time? " Lan Lan ask.

She wasn't exactly convinced Xi's reason to stop working at her family's traditional drinking tavern. The 16-years-old girl approached Xi sitting next to her. Xi had a tense expression for a reason that Lan Lan didn't know.

-Why are you too close? Give a little distance, you're a woman, don't make men misunderstand you!

- Although your assets are better than Li Yuan, which is the size of the laundry board, I still think of you as a sister.

Lan Lan held Xi's right hand into her c.h.e.s.t. It landed between a B-cup-sized c.h.e.s.t.

-Oi.Oi.oi, I touched something I shouldn't touch.

Lan Lan memei, don't pull my hands into your assets.

Although Xi is a popular man for girls, he has minimal experience. Perhaps, he has a prince's appearance and is very suitable to be a sugar boy for rich women. But, to be honest this man is a shy man who can't stand being teased by any woman. He'll probably die instantly if a girl gets too close and shows their charms.

While Li Yuan sat in front of Xi, showed a forced smile on her lips.

"Yang'er don't make yourself reported to abuse of the underage girls. "

Li Yuan said such as a spear had pierced Xi's head.

Lan Lan realized that Xi's hand landed on her precious assets, she gradually turning red and she releases her grip from Xi.

- Phew… I was close to prison if someone from the child's protection commission and women were here.

" Sensei… I think you misunderstood it. "

Xi explained to Li Yuan.

He doesn't want to be accused of being abused for the underage girls.

"Hoh? A misunderstanding? What do you mean? "

Li Yuan's eyes are whispering.

"I have absolutely no interest in underage girls, I'm not a Lolicon… so your accusation is unwarranted. "

He spoke like a lawyer who defended a client was under the threat of the death penalty. At least the death penalty is better than social penalties that teachers can give (Li Yuan).

" I just love huge-b.r.e.a.s.ted girls! "

His voice was even so loud until everyone at the tavern glanced at him like they wanted to fastly report this pervert guy to the police.

"Uwahh… you don't even deny you're a pervert. Yang'er, So You are really Hentai?"

"What's so great about that pile of fat? "

Li Yuan is just like most of the other laundry boards. They're very difficult to accept their defeat if it's about their future assets. So, Li Yuan looked at Xi as she saw amoeba in front of her.

-Baka! What did I say? Did I am an idiot? Damn it! Isn't this legal Loli that's been having a sense of inferiority on a huge-b.r.e.a.s.ted girl? Shit! I hope this girl didn't take revenge for what I said.

" Xi gege, you really haven't changed… I guess this the reason your girlfriend left you… " Lan Lan complained.

Lan Lan seems a little offended by Xi's words like Li Yuan.

Xi almost fell down even though he sat comfortably on the tatami.

- A high school girl criticized and ridiculed me?

"Yang'er we can report you to the police if we want, they can charge you with verbal harassment charges, at least you'll be a prisoner for a few years… "

Xi almost fell again. Her hair in his neck is standing up.

"Are you crazy? It's my right, as a human being, I also have criteria for a huge-b.r.e.a.s.ted girl. Although this country is a communist, at least this country limits none of its citizens to have specific criteria to the girl they will marry? "

Li Yuan is more upset with Xi words.

"Oh? So you're just gonna marry a huge-b.r.e.a.s.ted girl? "

Xi is struggling to believe. He nodded.

"Really? Then what do you do if one day you marry a flat c.h.e.s.t girl? "

-I never thought something small could give a lot of milk for me and my kids later. Wait, a minute… does a little c.h.e.s.t don't have a lot of milk if they give birth later? Then… why so much The pedophile who was caught all over the world? Are they part of those idiots who only like underage girls?

Xi just shook his head.

"How if like this, beloved student. You should do a dogeza in front of me like most Japanese do if they apologize?… How about it? Are You agree? "

"Are you crazy? Why do you have to ask me to do the ridiculous thing that Japanese peoples like dogeza? I am Chinese, I love my culture… "

"Are you scared? "

"Not! "

"Then why don't you approve it? Just say you're scared… "

"I'm not scared… All right, if you insist I accept. I'll do it n.a.k.e.d in front of you, how about it? "

Li Yuan smiled strangely.

"All right if it's your wish… "

Xi was silent for a moment.

"But… "

"But? "

Li Yuan tilt her head.

"If I don't marry a flat-b.r.e.a.s.t woman. Do the same thing…. "

Li Yuan shocked. Her face is pale. She's like a girl who finds a perverted uncle wanting to do indecent things to her.

"You. You. You... How do you have an idea to do a perverted thing to this your teacher? Have you been looking for opportunities in such a deal? "

Li Yuan protected her laundry-board c.h.e.s.t. She saw Xi like a perverted uncle on the train.

Xi almost fell again.

He didn't think his words made this Legal Loli looked him like a perverted uncle.

-Damn! Do you think your flat-c.h.e.s.t makes me want to do pervert things on you?

-Your c.h.e.s.t is just a pebble on the side of the road.

"Are You Scared? " Xi asking Li Yuan who still cover her flat c.h.e.s.ts.

" No… who's fears someone like you? Okay, I agree. This girl will be our witness. "

Li Yuan pointed at Lan Lan. While Lan Lan only heard about Dogeza and n.a.k.e.d just swallowed the spit.

-Don't take me in your deal. And it's true you don't like flat-b.r.e.a.s.t girls, Xi gege?

Lan Lan mood is bad.

Those three peoples just drank and enjoy their foods. At least Li Yuan drank over five bottles of sake. Meanwhile, sake Xi's is mostly spent by Lan Lan who in a bad mood.

That man will do a dogeza in front of her.

Then, I will just smile for it.