Kingdom Of Fools Online

This a story about a little slime who which to explore the world in search of the whereabouts of the Legendary Evil Humans that once enslave and devour their race.

How can such an being with a very low intelligence like a slime became like this?

This all started when the Elder Slime Evolve into a Sage Slime.

Any Being with Sage as it's name is known to be knowledgeable and has high intelligence.

What's more Sage has the ability to awaken any beings and make them smarter.

Although the chance of awakening such intelligence may vary for each race especially the slime race.

The Sage Slime has a habit to tell stories every day it became a propaganda that made every slime who hears his story believe that every thing was the truth.

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When the Slime Princess escape and hidden herself due to embarrassment.

No one can stop the Sage Slime from distorting the truth.

Because he himself believe that his own story is the truth.

One day one of the little slime listening suddenly made a breakthrough.

It was the very first scholar slime on their Kingdom.

This slime has a very big interest towards the Legendary Evil Humans.

If it was in the past almost all slime was afraid of the Evil Humans.

But after the Sage Slime misinterpret the Slime Princess Campaign and though she was victorious some slimes became courageous and no longer fear the Evil humans.

Yet as a slime race they spend most of their time listening to the Sage Slime story or sleeping and eating.

They have no d.e.s.i.r.e to explore the outside world not until the scholar slime was born.

The Sage Slime has no idea what the scholar slime was for so he just let it be.

The King was the laziest among the slime unless nothing urgent happen you can find him sleeping most of the time in his throne room.

As for the Slime Princess she was still hiding at her room nobody bothers about her after all she was known as the Legendary Slime Princess that defeats the Evil Humans.

Or because of this rumor being spread the Slime Princess was so embarrass to go outside.

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(AN: Slimes has no sense of time)

For many years the slime live a peaceful life until one day the Scholar Slime returns from his Epic adventure outside the city.

The Panic Scholar Slime rush through the Castle to bring a very dangerous news towards the Sage and King of slimes.

"My king this humble servant finally found the Legendary Evil Humans!"

The Scholar Slime Voices was trembling yet the two idiots thought it was just excited.

"Congratulation Scholar Slime not only were you the second slime to evolve after me you also manage to find the locations of the Evil Humans!"

"Sage Slime I think you need to take this Scholar Slime under you who knows one day it well became another Sage Slime"

"I think so my King! I had been lonely all this years maybe its time to start my own family"

"Congratulation Sage Slime for having a new partner after a thousand of years being alone and single!"

"My King you should also find a new queen we can't just let the princess be motherless.! I heard one of the Royal Slime has a chance of evolving surely you can take it as your partner!"

"Not a bad idea Sage Slime! Not a bad idea at all!"

"Or we can ask the Slime Princess to Marry a Royal Slime! Maybe Their children well have a change to evolve into another slime species!"

"But is their a Royal Slime Brave enough to marry her?"

While the two idiots where happily talking the Scholar Slime who was afraid awhile ago became angry.

This two are supposed to be the pillar of the Slime Kingdom but had they not realize the danger of the Evil Humans appearing.

"Forgive for my rudeness my Lord but this is not the time to happily talk about marriage!"

"No rush my Dear we can defeat them easily! Right now we can just take it easy"

"I'm the Slime King! If the Slime Princess can beat them then I also can!"

The two idiotic slime was filled with heroic aura that even the Scholar Slime Believes that They can easily Achieve victory Against the Evil Human Race.

"Sage Slime Gather my Personal Royal Army! In the past thousand years the Princess had lead her Royal Slime Army to victory now it is my time to shine!"

"As expected of the Father of the Slime Princess! I well gather the army right now!"

"My king can this little Scholar Slime also come with you!? I can record this epic battle so I can also tell such stories like the Sage Slime!"

"Of course Little one as the future partner of the Sage Slime you must also be like him!"

The Sage Slime went and gather around 3 thousands army of the Royal Slime.

They are all waiting for the Sage and King slime in a huge empty space not far from the entrance of the Slime Kingdom.

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"My fellow Slimes! It is again the time to face the Evil Humans!"

"They appeared again after we defeat them a few thousand years ago!"

"But this time we know we can easily defeat them like how our brave Slime Princess did!"

"With Our Numbers and your Humble King Leading this army!"

"We can defeat this foolish evil humans and let them have a taste of how they use to slay and devour our ancestors once in the past!"

The Sage and King Slime made a long speech before they started marching towards the Evil Humans Location.

"Can we eat this Evil Humans?"

"We must capture them and make them our slaves!"

"They say evil humans eat us in the past!"

"Now we will eat them instead!"

"Mommy Slime wheres my mommy slimeee!"

"Silence you idiotic Royal Slime! or I well eat you instead!"

Idle talk among the Royal Slime has been spreading.

None of them was part of the Slime Princes Royal Slime army as they are the Kings Army.

And they often hear the Sage Slime Stories while they are resting so none of them fear the Evil Humans.

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At Saferu's camp the BBW soldiers who scouted the area arrive with an excited happy mood

It seems for this Barbaric race slimes can be consider as decent foods that they love.

But because of Saferu's experience on Crystals homemade slime soup he had a different opinion about it.

"My lord a few Kilometers from here a huge army of golden slime are marching towards our direction! They are being lead by a Two Huge Slime one of them has a shining crown on its head while the other one holding a stick like staff!"

"Seriously an Army? What the hell are this slimes thinking! I haven't even killed a thousand slimes!"

While Saferu said this he can't help but look towards the direction of his soldiers who was happily eating something.

"Grandpa Corseno do tell me honestly how many slime did my soldier already eaten?"

"Reporting to my King! It seems the soldier love the taste of the slimes that they already captured a lot of them right before we built a camp on this area"

"To hell with you foodies!"

Saferu can't help but shout as he realize the cause of why an Army of Slimes are coming at their camp.

"Husband please don't blame them. You see slimes fluid like body are like sweet liquor to them. As you know our race also love to drink they can't help but be drunk with the taste!"

"Crystal your saying that they are already drunk!? Isn't that very dangerous! An army is approaching us! We well be fighting a stronger slime this time!"

"My King rest assured! The more drunk they are the more stronger they can be!"

"Husband don't worry to much this time we had thousands of BBW soldiers and hundreds of TUM soldiers"

(AN: Throwing Using Muscles are range type soldiers with Throw-able Stone weapon)

Now that Saferu thought about that time when he drunk the soup it really feels like drinking a wine.

He had no friends and money to buy himself a drink so he barely drunk his own share of wines and beers.

"How long before those Slimes arrive at our camping base?"

"Reporting to our King! The Slime armies movements are slower because of their numbers at most they will arrive within 2 days!"

"How many slime are their can you secretly capture one!?"

"Reporting to our King! The Slime Armies has at least 3 thousands Slimes with gold appearance being lead by two huge slimes larger than the appearance of a normal slime"

"So did you captured one!?"

The BBW scout who reported the news look at the sky while having some saliva escaping from his mouth as if it remember something.

Saferu can't help but had a suspicious look towards the BBW scout and ask again.

"So my dear soldier did you successfully captured one!?"

Hearing the cold voice of his King he can't help but tremble as he embarrassingly nod his head.

The BBW scout suddenly kneel and hit his head in the ground a few times before speaking.

"My Lord Please forgive this humble servant who was made a huge mistake because it failed to stop doing something that might anger my King!"

"So what did you do again? Do please tell this King of yours!"

"My Lord the Golden Slime taste is much more stronger than a normal slime! It feels like eating HONEY! The sweetness that can take your breath away! It even made me think of my Wife While we do that thing for the first time! Such Delicious taste before I know it I already devour and eaten it!"

Saferu can't help but sigh as he already expected this from happening.

A normal slime can already make this group of muscle head idiots drunk then whats more this Army Slime that has a golden appearance.

Base on the Scouts actions this golden slime is still weaker than the BBW soldiers as the scout can easily capture one without alarming the rest.

Saferu can't help but feel bad about the upcoming fight against this slime army.

Won't this turn into a Huge Slime Food Feast for them.

He helpless shakes his head.

"Husband I wonder if I cook those two Huge Slime who supposed to be their leader will you happily love it just like last time!?"

When Saferu heard this he can't help but shiver. Just remembering the feeling of almost dying he instantly gave a command to his army!

"DO NOT EAT THE TWO HUGE SLIME AND IT'S ARMY! I REPEAT ONLY CAPTURE THE TWO SLIME LEADING THEM AND IT"S ARMY DON'T EAT THEM ALL!!"

"Husband your the best I will prepare the ingredients so I can cook them after we capture them!"

"Wait Crystal I didn't mean it that way! See the system needed this race to be captured if we annihilate them won't we be stuck at Level 4?"

"Can I cook just one of them? Please just one! I'm sure you will love it!"

"My King my Granddaughter's cooking skill is the best you already experience it yourself!"

Saferu can't help but look at Granpa Corseno with an intent to kill.

This doting Grandpa is making his life short.