Kingdom Of Fools Online

Booing.. Boiiing.. Boiinng..

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Booing.. Boiiing.. Boiinng...

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The Army of Royal Slimes being lead by The King and Sage Slime finally arrive at Saferu's Camp.

"My Lord look over their are the Armies of Evil Humans! As you can see we greatly outnumbered them!"

The Scholar Slime who shrank itself happily reported its achievements of discovering the Evil Humans.

"Royal Slimes! Assemble and Prepare to Fight!"

"Death for the Evil Humans!"

"Devour them! Kill Them!"

"Evil Humans Die!"

The cute shouts of the slimes echoed all over the surroundings.

It was loud enough that it can be heard inside Saferu's Camp.

Although they had no idea what the Slimes are shouting they can feel their d.e.s.i.r.e to Fight.

"So they finally arrive! Are the preparation complete!?"

"My lord we already set up traps for the slimes!"

"Husband don't worry the rest of the TUM soldier already encircle the slimes so they won't escape!"

"REMEMBER NO EATING WE NEED TO CAPTURE THEM!!"

Saferu can't help but remind them again and again that they must not eat the Royal Slimes.

He can't help but feel bad about them as they are his future citizens.

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"FOOLISH EVIL HUMAN! SURRENDER NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE SLIMES!"

The King slimes words was very loud as it wanted to flex to its surroundings but Saferu's side has no idea of what the Giant Slime was saying but it was effective as it boosted the moral of the Royal Slimes.

"All Hail Our King Slime!"

"All Hail Our King Slime!"

The Royal Slime was excited as they never had a war before and they are brave enough to face the Evil Humans after all their Princess already defeated it once.

As the Royal Slime rush towards Saferu's camp they suddenly fall one after another as a huge pit was prepared all over Saferu's camp to Trap Them.

The King and Sage slime was surprise to see this as almost half of the Royal Slime fell victim of such simple traps.

"What the hell that's cheating!"

"My King as expected the Evil Humans Schemes runs deep!"

The little scholar slime can't help but curse the two idiotic slime.

(It's both your fault you let them attack without planning!) Sigh The Scholar Slime shake her head.

The Scholar Slime wanted to reprimand them but as their status are higher than her she decided to remain quiet.

In the Scholar Slime Mind the chance of this two idiot winning is zero,

She decided to slowly retreat and seek the Princess slime help as she is the True Hero of the Slime Kingdom.

"My King we need to spreed the Royal Slime to avoid falling! We also need to find ways to let the trap Royal Slime Escape!"

"My dear Sage Slime do you have an idea what to do!?"

"Should we retreat?"

"How can we leave the trap Royal Slimes!?"

"But I had no idea the Evil Humans are so smart!"

(No Your Just An Idiotic Slime!) That was the last thought of The Scholar Slime before she silently left the battle field.

As the Battle Progress the two Boss Slimes confidence slowly faded and their true nature as a coward started to resurface.

Then what happens next complete lost their confidence as large evil humans appeared out of nowhere and surrounded them.

They are holding huge net and they started capturing Royal Slimes.

"My King let's escape! This is Impossible! They are clearly stronger than us!"

"Why did we even fight this monsters!"

"My King should we use the forbidden spell?"

"Yes your right we still have that! But won't it sacrifice a lot of my Royal Slimes!?"

"My King if we got captured what awaits us is only death! Remember this Evil Humans Eat our Race!"

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The Two Boss Slime rush at the center of the Battle Field when the Royal Slime saw their leader appeared they cried and shouted for help.

"King Please Help us!"

"Moommy Slime I wanna go hoomee!"

"Sage Slime you bastard you said this is an easy win!"

"I don't want to be eaten alive!"

The Royal Slime who never fought a war before finally realize how naive their ways of thinking.

Almost all of them wanted to pounced the Sage Slime for saying such a lie from its stories.

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"Hear me my Faithful subjects! It seems we underestimated this Evil Humans!"

"As you King I will sacrifice my self so that the rest of you can escape!"

"Follow the Sage Slime and Seek help to the Princess Slime!"

"My King may the God of Slime be with you!"

As the Sage Slime gather the remaining Royal Slimes who has yet to be captured.

The rest who are now trap and being gather can't help but desperately cry for help but when they saw that their king remain to save them they gained some confidence as they struggle to escape from the Giant Evil Humans nets.

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"ABRAKADABOO....CHEESSEYO...BOMBOOOO!!"

"AKKOO..BOOOOOTOOO...GAAMMMAAYOOO!"

The King Slime started to Shout as it speak in the ancient language of the Slimes.

"ALL OF YOU WHO ARE CAPTURED! SURRENDER YOURSELF TO ME!"

As if they been hypnotize by the King Slime Voice the Captured Royal Slimes also started chanting.

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"KADOOOOKOOO....KAOOOONIIIIKOO.."

(We surrender our selves to the god of slimes)

"KADOOOOKOOO....KAOOOONIIIIKOO.."

(We surrender our selves to the god of slimes)

Like a bunch of zombies the Royal Slime all said the same words as if their will was taken away from them.

One By One they suddenly boiled as their temperature increase and smoke started to appear on their body.

The same thing happen to the King Slime it's Giant body started to dissolve as smoke appeared all over his body.

As the Royal Slime and King Slime evaporated and disappear no one notice that the smoke gathered from above and it became a one huge cloud big enough to cover the whole battle field.

The escaping Sage Slime turn his head as he silently pray for the King Slime Success.

Their's only a few thousand Royal Slime who successfully escape with him while the rest was impossible to recover as those Royal Slimes are trap by the Giant Evil Humans.

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"Our Food Disappear!?"

"My Precious Wheres My precious!"

"Who eat my FOOD!"

The soldiers suddenly panic as the slimes they captured one by one disappear.

One of them reported such strange event to the king.

"Are you sure you didn't eat them!?"

Saferu can't help but raise his eyebrow as he thought of the reason why such event happens.

It was progressing in the right direction as they successfully trap the slimes and being transported to Saferu's Camp.

He wanted to use the hostage to negotiate to their leader and might even ask them to surrender.

Saferu never realize that the Slime Race who never had a war before was frightened by his action and as a result made a desperate move and cast a forbidden spell that well harm both side.

"Husband something is wrong above!"

"What is it Crystal!?"

"Clouds are gathering at the ceiling of the Dungeon!"

"Huh!? what clouds!?"

Saferu can't help but look up as he was surprise to see a huge colorful cloud.

The cloud resemble the Slimes natural color.

A pinkish cloud with blueish spot but this time the blue part started to spread and became darker.

Before they know what well happen huge thunderous sound echoed through out the dungeon.

As Golden Light appeared and it started to spread all over the place.

The strange Cloud Suddenly Compress and became a one hell of a Gigantic Slime.

It was a very Large Slime that was Filled with malicious intent.

Like a mountain of Slime suddenly appeared out of nowhere it started to move towards Saferu's Direction.

Saferu hurried activate his Eye of Identification skill.

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(Eye of Identification)

[DEMI-GOD SLIME](LEGEND)

Level Unknown

Class : DEMI-GOD SLIME

Race : God Slime

Gender:Unknown

Title : Slime Suicide Squad (SSS)

[A forbidden skill that is unique only to the King Slimes.

It needed thousands of Royal Slime to Sacrifice it self and fuse with the King Slime as the Core.

They Losses their will and only seek destruction all over the place]

Health Points : Unknown

Mana Points: Unknown

Attack : Unknown

Defense : Unknown

Strength : Unknown

Vitality : Unknown

Intelligence: Unknown

Luck : Unknown

[Active Skills]

Unknown

[Passive Skills]

Unknown

[Blessings]

Goddess of Destruction Level Max

(The Suicide Slime Squad has always been the favorite creation of the god of destruction as every time it appears it well drag and destroy everything around it.)

God of Wine Level Max

(This Strange Creature is one the Ingredient that the God of Wine wanted)

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Saferu was terrified by such information as He can tell how strong this monster that appears.

It was the First Legendary Monster that he faced and he suddenly felt a cold chill on his back as he can already see how they well be killed by such monster.

But all of a sudden a huge figure hug him from behind.

The warm feeling made him realize that their is nothing to fear and he needed to be strong to face such enemies.

"Crystal, Grandpa Corseno how can we defeat such monster?"

His voice was trembling and he failed to notice the excited look of his soldiers.

"Husband it seems this mountainous slime has no intelligence of its own so we can't negotiate with it"

"My Lord no need to fear it's just a mindless mountainous slime"

Saferu found it strange as he started to notice something was not right at his surroundings.

His soldiers looks all excited as their eyes where glimmering and their saliva's are falling on their mouths.

"Crystal what's the matter why are you all acting strange!"

"Husband that mountainous slime has a certain nostalgic smell..."

"My Lord their is once a Legendary Liquor at our race that we can only drink during special occasion and it smell the same"

"Husband such drink is very rare and a normal person can only drink once in his entire lifetime!"

"My Lord please remove the order of capture and let you soldiers have a taste of it!"

"Husband I will also spare some of it to prepare a special drink for you! We can slowly drink it to celebrate such glorious occasion"

Saferu was taken back as this group of barbarians became excited due to its smell.

No wonder it smells like wine but as he rarely drink he doesn't know how to appreciate such thing.

"Are you sure it's safe to drink!?"

"My Lord no need to fear we can just experiment the soldiers are all eager to volunteer to have a taste of it!"

"I see.. EVERYONE HEAR MY ORDERS! RETRIEVE SUCH RARE WINE!"

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"ALL HAILL THE KING AHOOO AHOO AHOO!!"

"LONG LIVE THE KING AHOOO AHOO AHOO!!"

"ALL HAILL THE KING AHOOO AHOO AHOO!!"

The soldiers was so excited that they mindlessly charge towards the Mountainous Demi God Slime.

The Demi God Slime stop as it was surprise by the sudden Frenzy of the evil human race.

Despite not having an intelligence it can't help but feel danger as a group brutal hungry looking Evil Humans are charging at it's direction.

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Saferu can't help but look above the dungeon ceiling as he silently grave of such weird outcome.

His first battle with a Legendary Creature ended of having a drinking festival.