Kingdom Of Fools Online

Saferu and his troops finally began their march towards the Slime Kingdom.

But here comes the problem.

They had no idea where the Slime Kingdom was located as the dungeon was so wide that one can't help but compare it to the land above.

Or maybe the Dungeon was as large as Saferu's Kingdom and the Abysmal Forest combined.

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"Husband, why don't we start hunting slimes? Last time when you killed enough slimes the slime princess appears"

"But dear I feel guilty killing those innocent little slimes"

"Husband don't think to much about it they are just monsters. Think of them as a food. We just kill them to get stronger!"

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While Crystal was talking Saferu can't help but saw a BBW soldier catch a slime and started eating it.

"Does it taste alright? Is it even edible?"

"Husband the soldiers love to eat and they always eat anything tasty. Besides why don't you try some of it later I'll prepare a good amount of it for you to eat."

"Good Idea Crytal, I'm sure our King will love the taste especially your the one cooking!"

"Wait can Crystal even cook!?"

"My King my Grand Daughter is a superb cook!"

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Grandpa Corseno gave a thumbs up as he boastfully told Saferu that Crystal was the best cook of their race.

Later Saferu realize what culture gap means and what it takes to eat delicious food from the natives perspective.

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Far away from Saferu's camp a small slime saw the Legendary Evil Humans who was once told in the story as very brutal and would even ate their race.

The small slime was a mutated slime who gain intelligence and has just left the Slime Kingdom to start an epic journey to trace the existence of such Evil races.

(AN: Slimes has no sense of time)

"Let see base on the record of the Sage Slime. The first group of Evil Humans arrive a few thousand years ago but was successfully defeated by the Slime Princess."

As the little slime was a scholar who idolized the Sage Slime who once known as Elder Slime.

It was recorded in Slime History that the Sage Slime and The King Slime ordered the Slime Princess to repel and chase the evil humans away.

The Slime Princess made her heroic campaign as she brought thousands of thousands of Royal Slimes to fight against the evil humans.

While some Royal slimes had fallen but the Slime Princess emerge victorious.

The Heroic Tale of the Slime Princess was being told as the Sage Slime always tell her epic story.

But it was also told that the Slime Princess used all of her strength that even after a thousand of years has pass she remained in seclusion to rest and recover her strength.

The small scholar slime can't help but feel proud as he thought of the endless story where the slimes manage to fight back and free their race against the cruel and brutal humans.

Yet the small slime was frightened when it saw a small human surrounded by giant humans.

The Legend told that this evil being was lead by a small human that slaughtered thousands of their race everyday.

It even has its own statue at the center of the kingdom to remind the slime of it's evil deeds.

The small slime was greatly alarmed.

Does this mean the small human has returned for revenge after a thousands of year of defeat?.

The small slime was frightened and run away as it runs back towards the direction of the Slime Kingdom.

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"What was it Crystal?"

"I think I just saw a small slime watching us.."

"Can it be the Slime Princess?"

"I don't think so.. It was a bit weaker. Never mind that husband please eat this slime soup food I cook!"

Crystal has brought the food she cook but Saferu on the other hand find the food a little bit over bearing as it has a very intense look.

The slime like fluid was inside a big bowl but the color already change.

The original pinkish color with some light blue spots of the slime disappear what left was a very dark red fluid oozing as some skull like bubbles floats from it.

The slime core was also present but it looks like a raw heart of an animal.

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"My King the food My Granddaughter Crystal cook is the best!"

"My Lord the Queen has the tastiest food in our race!"

"My King enjoy the Queens food!"

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Loud cheers can be heard as the soldiers shouted when Grandpa Corseno started cheering.

Saferu grab the bowl and put a spoon on it but what happen next almost made him run away from it as the spoon slowly melted as if a strong acid had just devoured it.

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"Husband looks like the spoon was defective! well you can just drink it directly it well be very good!"

Saferu nervously stare at Crystal's face as he felt that he will surely die after drinking this slime soup.

He then notice that Grandpa Corseno was near him and an idea struct him.

"Dear it seem Grandpa Corseno Loves the food you cook why not let him have some"

"But I made it all for you!"

"Look at him, his already old we should respect old people!"

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Crystal was reluctant to share the food she prepared but after hearing what her husband said and it was also her own Grandfather she then prepared another bowl of slime soup.

"What a good child! As expected of our King! Thanks for the food!"

Grandpa Corseno was so happy when Crystal and Her husband share their food to him that he instantly swallowed the soup in one gulp.

"Delicious!"

Grandpa Corseno happily gave a thumbs up.

Yet after a few seconds his expression change as the color of his face started to pale.

His strong muscular body started to shake as the color of his skin started to change.

It slowly turned green then red after awhile it became purple before Grandpa Corseno pass out.

Saferu clearly saw all of this happened it he instinctively wanted to return home.

"Wow Grandpa really loves the food!"

Crystal's cheerful voice almost crush Saferu's fragile heart.

How can he not see that his wife was looking forward for him to eat her food.

Saferu can't help but think that this must be a Divine Punishment From the God of Slimes.

"My King the Food is soooo great!"

Saferu was surprise as Grandpa Corseno suddenly stands up as if nothing happen.

It looks like the food is at least safe even though one well suffer a little bit it doesn't look that deadly if Grandpa Corseno looks fine.

Crystal look at Saferu and her eyes he can tell that she wanted her husband to eat the food.

Saferu had no choice but to eat it so he look at Crystal's face for awhile before copying what Grandpa Corseno did.

He drunk the soup in one gulp.

What happen next was an experience that made Saferu feel that being alive is important.

For once in his life he thought that this is worth dying for.

It was a mix of intense flavor that was unknown to him.

Was he drinking a fruit, a vegetable, a meat or what ever it is his tongue can't seem to identify the taste despite the familiar feeling.

He feel refresh but once the soup arrive at his stomach a huge amount of energy suddenly exploded as he didn't expected it.

(System)

[Danger Player Saferu Receive a Strong amount of energy from eating]

[Danger now activate safety protocol]

[Danger Saferu's Body well explode]

[Danger Saferu's Body well explode]

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It made Saferu panic as the system suddenly told him that it's body will explode.

He helpless look at Crystals Direction but her wife was smiling brightly.

"At least I will die seeing that happy face"

Saferu never fear death so he unexpectedly accepted this outcome

The journey has just started but now it already ended but as Saferu was already use to such ill-well fate he whole heartily agreed to it.

At least he didn't died as a single.

"Wait I didn't even kiss her yet!"

Saferu Struggle as she went to Crystals Direction and embrace her.

He then gave her a deep kiss after all it was already the end.

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(System)

[Energy was absorb by a third party]

[Player energy level is now safe]

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Crystal has no idea why her husband suddenly kiss her but she accepted it and swallowed Saferu's mouth as she suck his tongue she also felt that she suck something out of it but as she clearly enjoying the moment she didn't think to much about it.

Meanwhile Saferu who was also enjoying the moment of his first kiss can't help but silently curse the system inside his head as it didn't even tell him that it was possible to stop his body from exploding.

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