Why Does the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me in the Break Time?

Welcome, is it just you today?” Waitress

“No, party of two.” Dunno

“Of course, well then, please make use of this table.” Waitress

(Couples should just explode, and it’s that dull guy with the beautiful girl again.) Waitress

“………” dunno

(Whats up with that waitress?)Ando?

“So Ando, you said you had something you wanted to tell me?” Asakura

“R-right, by the way, sorry to suddenly invite you out after school, it was probably inconvenient for you.” Ando

“N-not really, although I wanted sometime to brace myself before something like this.” Asakura

“……….”ando

(She seems just as weird as ever.)ando

(Ando suddenly invited me out! Th-thatsー

“Asakura, I have something I must talk to you about no matter what, please come with my to a fashionable Cafe after school”

This must me a confession of his love! Yes, I’m sure that Ando has fallen victim to my womanly wiles and has come to confess his love for me! Good, now how will you express this love Ando?)

(Well, it’s not like she’s just now started being a weirdo.) Asakura

“Asakura, the truth is….” Ando

“Yes, yes, yes!” Asakura

“I wanted you to help me think up a happy ending for the play.” Ando

“I love you too!”asakura

“”…….huh?”” Both

“Whaaaaaaaaaa! Our play had a happy ending?!”
Asakura

“Yeah, but as I thought, there’s no way we can use that sort of happy ending when performing at a elementary school.” Ando

(The teacher told me it was fine as it is but……. For the time being I thought I’d think up a happy ending fit for an elementary school but it’s not going well.) Ando

“So…. That’s what you wanted to talk about…I thought…..” Asakura

“What kind of misunderstanding did you have exactly? What did you mean by ‘I love you.’?”

“Ah, that, you idiot! I didn’t misunderstand anything! I thought you were going to recommend another interesting book! I was just saying that I loved the last one, so I didn’t misunderstand anything, I wasn’t thinking of anything else.” Asakura

[T/N: so there’s isn’t a proper English way to phrase this so it works. In Japanese you can just say love for people things etc and it’s understandable, in English we specify subjects. So basically she did say yes I love you too but, it can be misconstrued as her saying I love it too, so she’s going that route saying basically I said I love it not I love you. Incase you were confused as to how she was trying to cover this up.]

“R-right…..” ando

(Oh I see, she thought I was going to talk about the novel, it’s true that her entire expression seemed to change. Oh well.

That was dangerous, for a second I really thought she was talking about meー stupid,stupid,stupid. There’s not chance of that, I’m just a loner. Why do I hold on to these fantasies?) Ando

“Ando, why do you find happy endings difficult? Couldn’t you just make it so that they don’t die and instead just elope?”

“Yeah….but even if it seems like a happy ending, I don’t think it would be for Romeo and Juliet. ”

“Why not?”

“I’m talking about a story so its just an example but say that Romeo and juliet did elope right. The story might be over but after the story would they still be happy? Neither of them even graduated from highschool and suddenly they’re thrown into society. Can they live happily on just their feelings for each other? With no money or place to live? I think under those circumstances Juliet couldn’t say that she was happy.” Ando

“What if, while they were eloping they find a dungeon, and while staying in that dungeon they find a lot of moneyー” Asakura

“Just having money wouldn’t change anything, true Juliet said ‘If I had you I wouldn’t need anything else.’….. But that was just what she was feeling in the moment, we don’t know whether or not her feelings would change later on. What happens if after they elope Juliet finds a different guy, or Romeo gets into some kind of unfortunate accident? It’s true that Romeo and Juliet are tied together but that sort of love isn’t eternal, right now its just a momentary infatuation. Thats why I let them die, so that in heaven their love would be forever.” Ando

“……” Asakura

(What am I even saying, talking to Asakura about something like this.) Ando

(Ando is so cool! I don’t really understand what hes saying but, When he talks about Romeo and Juliet hes so cool!) Asakura

“Ando! I dont know what you just said but I can tell you’re worried about something so I’ll do my best!”Asakura

“Huh? Really?……huh, wait, what did you say at the beginning there?”Ando

“Just leave it to me! If you’re having trouble coming up with a good happy ending then I will try to come up with something as well, between the two of us we should be able to come up with a good idea!”Asakura

“Y-yeah.”Ando

(It’ll be ok right?……Did I ask the wrong person?)

[Asakura’s happy ending]

At Asakura’s house.

“I don’t really understand what Ando was talking about but for now just coming up with a happy ending should be fine right? Let’s see, the problem is when Romeo kills himself right? I know, what if we made Romeo a cyborg.” Asakura

ChyanChyan~

“Done, This Naro rider Romeo won’t stand for wrong doing!”

Romeo is a cyborg and he and Juliet live in peace. Congratulations…………

“Hmmm, Ah! Or we could make Romeo and alien!”

Printer sounds.

“Done! Evil doers!? This ultranaroman Romeo won’t stand for it!”

Romeo is now an alien from the planet M13, Congratulations……

“Or what if Romeo was reborn into a parallel world!”

More onomatopoeia printer sounds probably

“Done! This self proclaimed Knight Natsuki Romeo, Shall protect this world from evil!”

Romeo is now someone whos been reincarnated and received a cheat ability from god, he lived in peace with Juliet. Congrats……….

“Yes! This is a perfect happy ending, tomorrow I’ll show it to Ando. As expected of such a famous and perfect beauty as myself. To have so easily thought of such a perfect scenario. Hahahaha A-hahaha koh koh, cough cough.”

The next day Ando rejected the proposal.