Why Does the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me in the Break Time?

“Happy ending……what even is a happy ending.”

“Yahoo.”

“Yay.”

(Perfect Yamada and Sawatari always seem to be happy and they’re goofing off in their classroom right now, why not just ask them?)

“Yamada, Sawatari”

“Oh, what’s up Ando?”

“Yay”

“Its rather sudden but what do you think a happy ending it?”

“A happy ending? Oh I know! Like when a prince kisses the princess!”

“No prince is coming…. What about you Sawatari.”

“Yay!”

“Can’t use them as a reference then.”

“Oh? Ando, what were you talking with those two about?”

(Hmm? I wonder who’s talking to me?)

“Who are you?”

“Yamada!”

“Yamada……?”

“Wha- hey! You should at least try and remember the names and faces of your classmates! Here look at my face and remember me, Yamada. Ya.ma.da.”

“Face…right.”

(But even if you say that I usually only look at a girls chest before their face and as for guys well, the loner doesn’t even register their faces.)

“Ah! I remember that scalp! Baldy! ”

” Yo. Shi. Da. Are you trying to pick a fight with me? What were you talking about?”

(W~ell, if it’s Yoshida I’m sure I’ll get a more serious opinion than Yamada’s. )

“Oh, you were talking about happy endings?”

” Yeah, do you have any ideas? For instance like getting some sort of hair restoration cream?”

“How is that a happy ending? The only person that happy ending would be for is me! Wait, no not me! I’m not bald!”

“You’re loud.”

“Who’s fault do you think that is!”

(I thought Yoshida might be able to talk about this calmly but it seems that isn’t the case. Well Yoshida does hang out with Yamada.)

“Wouldn’t a good happy end just be if Romeo and Juliet got married?”

“Yoshida, that answer is on the same level as Yamadas.”

“Sor, Wait! Please rethink your response……. Yamada is basically on the same level as elementary schoolers, wouldn’t that be a good ending for them?”

” You idiot, that’s just being rude to the poor kids.”

“Sorry, I made a mistake saying Yamada and elementary schoolers were on the same level….. why not just ask them directly?”

“Who? ”

“Teacher! Please tell me what the best way to end it would be.”

“Why did you come to me? I’m the math teacher….”

“Because you’re the one who said to rewrite it.”

“I just told the president what the vice principal said.”

“But I figured if it was you, you’d be able to help me rewrite it to fit the school’s needs.”

“Do I looked like the kind of teacher who would do something so troublesome?”

“Not at all” said plainly.

“………….”

“………….”

((…..I know right.))

“You’re the one who wrote the script shouldn’t it be easy to to rewrite it as a happy ending?”

“Well, it actually had a happy ending originally. ”

“………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..What?”

“Well I originally intended for it to be a happy ending.”

(Then I noticed that everyone in the class was crying, and after a while I realized that nobody thought this was a happy ending.)

“Wait, Ando….did you really think this was a happy ending? ”

“Yes”

“Wh…….at?”

(It seems the teacher misunderstood it as well.)

“Thats why I can’t rewrite it, because it already has a happy ending in my opinion. ”

“I understand now. ”

“Huh?”

“Well if that’s a happy ending for you then just leave it the way it is.”

“But the elementary school.”

“Its fine…..I’ll figure something out. It’s supposed to be an assignment to answer what you thought of the story anyway. ”

“Teacher!”

“But if you can, if at all possible, please think up a new ending. It’d be really great if you did.”

“I will! Thank you!”

“Yeah, I’m expecting great things.”

(This ‘teacher’ is so annoying.)

Delusion maker

“Hey, Ando”

“What? Asakura”

“Do you know the delusion maker?”

“That thing where if you enter a person’s name, you can predict what kind of delusion that person usually has?”

(It was really popular for a while but the results are just random.)

“Yeah, yesterday I was reorganizing my apps and got nostalgic, should we try it out a little?”

“Sure why not.”

(This will be my first time.)

“Then we’ll put in Ando first.”

(Even knowing the results are random most people would still try it out of curiosity. What are my results? )

Ando’s delusions.
[Boobs, boobs, boobs, light novels, boobs, boobs ,boobs, long black hair, light novels, boobs, boobs, boobs and long black hair, boobs, long black haired beauty reading a light novel oh and she has big boobs, light novels, boobs, did I mention boobs? Oh and last but not least boobs. ]

“…………”

“…….Ando.” stares.

(What the heck is this! Why is it so accurate!?!??!!)

“Hahaha ha, well it’s a random game you know so random stuff…haha….”

“Haha…..right.”

“Let’s do yours! I’m interested in Asakura’s diagnosis!”

“Really? Alright let’s give it a shot.”

“Yeah lets.”

(Just get rid of those results as fast as possible. )

Asakuras delusions

[Big boobs, milk, light novels, boobs, milk, giant boobs, milk, boobs, light novels, milk, light novels in-between big boobs, milk, boobs, milk, milk, boobs, light novels, probably some more boobs, and milk, milk and boobs, light novels.)

“……….”
“……….”

(What is this! I do not think about boobs that much!)

“Haha, right its just a game… I don’t actually think about this stuff…… right Ando?”

“Hahaha yeah, it’s just a random game, huh? Hey behind your name there’s a strange symbol. ”

“Oh yeah, it looks like I made a mistake.”

“What happens if we try again without the mistake?”

“Lets try.”

(Yeah, it was just a mistake, this time I’ll get some proper results.)

Asakura’s delusions
[ Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando,
Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando,Ando, Ando, Ando reading a light novel. ]

“There’s no way! ”

“Asakura, what am I seeing right now?”