The Lazy Villainess

I pass out and next thing I see is the handsome face of Song Duong. What a handsome face, I think.

Wait.

Song Duong is my FATHER. My eyes widen and I almost jump out of his arms. He looks kind of pissed off and reminds me of those tsundre male leads. I am too shocked and kind of woozy, so my father turns to a guard that was nearby and barks at him to get some sobering soup. My elder brother leads me to the bench to sit and I begin to remember what I did before I passed out. Oh right, I kissed a maid. I sigh deeply, in my defence, she was really cute and I was drunk.

I honestly don't know what came over me. Now that I have sobered up quite a bit, my face is red from knowing that I almost made out with a maid. My father and brother are still watching me with furious and perplexed expressions, which is understandable as they just watched their daughter almost make out with someone.

At this point, the feast was over and everyone had now noticed that we were gone. They were all coming outside and I thank god that I didn't throw up with the amount of alcohol I just consumed. My mother rushes over to me and inspects me all over to make sure I had no physical wounds.

She then looks angrily at my father and says, "Some father you are, can't even look after your daughter…"

My father stares down at her, fuming and says, "It isn't my fault you can't keep a leash on that daughter of yours!"

My mother huffs and leads me to the carriage. I become aware of the fact that I reek. I am itching for a bath. The rest of the ride back home was spent in silence, with my mother looking out the window unhappily.

I have the slightest suspicion that it is my fault, somehow. Upon our arrival, I immediately bathed and slept for a day and a half. Ancient alcohol has funny effects. I have lessons with Chen Zhu, so I dressed in my training clothes and went down to go through torture.

I go down there a bit earlier than usual and creepily watch him as he arrives. He takes of his usual clothes to reveal the s.e.xiest body I've ever seen. His abs are so toned and my god, his pecs are just so…

I am literally drooling while I watch the guy put on his training clothes. I have a dreamy expression on my face, when the guy turns around… and looks right at me. Oh no, he'll know I was watching him, so I turn around as fast as I could. Instead of air, my head hits the tree behind me and I fall backwards into a bush.

'Owww…' I whimper, clutching my back and my head.

I look up to see him standing there, offering his hand. I obviously grab on to it and subconsciously slide my hands over his very large biceps. I sigh dreamily and pulls away and walks back to the "arena". Am I seeing things or is his face red? Nah, it must be the heat, now you mention it, the temperature certainly feels higher than usual.

We do our usual exercises, but then I get really tired and give up, which usually makes Zhu angry, but today he just let me off. How strange, today is just very strange.

I turn around and am about to walk to my room, when I catch my brother fleeting away from the scene. I saw his back, but I know it is him. Great, now Hui has began to stalk me. Looks like I will have to favour Bin now.

After I take care of my needs, I go down to visit father, because he requested that I come at least three times a week. I am getting irritated, I need to get out of this house as soon as I can. I've always wanted to visit the flea market, but never had the chance to.

When I arrive at father's residence, and walk in the door, I notice that two of my brothers, Xie and Hui sitting there with father and have serious expressions on their faces. Honestly, those two are so much like my tsundre father, the only one normal is probably Bin.

'Brothers?' I say, surprised, 'Why are you here?'

"We have some business to discuss with father" replies Hui stiffly.

'Oh, okay then,' I say happily, turning towards the door. This is a good thing, I can sneak out of the house now.

"Stop right there," I hear a cold voice say.

I freeze halfway to the door and slowly turn around to face my father who has come out from the storage room and was sitting down.

He gestured for me to sit down in my usual spot, and I silently went there. There goes my happy plans, thanks a lot Father!

"Your brothers have been reporting to me" he begins, "About the relationship between you and Chen Zhu"

Huh?

This is new, when did we ever have a relationship? He is my teacher for God's sake. I look at my two brothers and they are red in the face. I give them a very angry look and turn to my dad before saying, 'Why are they reporting such things?'

"Do you or do you not have a relationship with that man?" he asks angrily, avoiding my question all together.

'No!' I exclaim, very angry now. Why would they say something like that. In this world, a woman must only be married to have relationship with a man. Besides even if the guy is hot, physically he is way older than me.

'If that's all you wanted to know,' I say, frustrated 'I have other things to do. Now if you'll excuse me…'

I shoot my brothers a glare and turn and walk away. I can't even like anyone. I think it is time to once again venture outside the walls.

I want to go to a brothel. Mainly because I have always wanted to see what an ancient entertainment house looks like, as I have watched enough dramas to get curious. I also want to check out some ladies, because I like attractive women. In my previous life, I had a weird obsession with anime girls, especially ones with cat ears.

The only way into one of those p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e houses would be to dress up as a man.

Looks like I have to put my make up skills to use now.