Not Like In The Movies

The man fell from the bed because of the sudden screaming. He winced as he rubbed his backside.

Looking up at the direction of the scream,he saw Zhen Zhu with her eyes widened in disbelief, her jaw dropped on the bed with an awkward face. Offended, Xiao Tian abruptly stood up with furrowed eyebrows.

"Why are you shou...." The man's voice fell on the last word he was saying. He stopped talking after realizing that Zhen Zhu was sitting n.a.k.e.d with the thin sheet covering her h.i.p.s. His eyes immediately met her white,sleekly full melons.

'Holy crap,did me and Zhen Zhu go all the way last night(>w<')?'

Watching Xiao Tian on his feet, Zhen Zhu's eyes suddenly meet his muscular shaped body...down to his pee-pee. It looked like a big red sitting on two eggs in a nest.

Zhen Zhu quickly use her hands to cover her melons and shut her eyes tight as she spoke.

"You pervert, how dare you take advantage of a drunken maiden?!" Zhen Zhu pouted,claiming the victim.

Seeing her close her eyes,he could guess that she took a peek at his shlong region, feeling exposed and abruptly grabbed a pillow to cover it.

"Who took advantage of who? You were the one who bumped into me last night." He said in an annoying tone still standing, "I don't know what happened after i sipped your remaining champagne but i think someone spiked your drink. I should have left you at that dangerous place." Xiao Tian scoffed feeling wronged. He didn't have any ill intentions towards her and regretted taking a stroll after going to the National Museum yesterday night. If only he stayed at the hotel and tried stargazing,all of this shit wouldn't have happened.

"Bumped into you? What dangerous place?" Zhen Zhu asked as her mind was in total chaos as she tried to recall everything that happened last night. She remembered going to the strip club with the ladies and having a few drinks,but she couldn't remember anything aside from that. She could not even recall how she met Doctor Xiao talk-less of the intense activity they did last night.

"Don't act like you don't recall anything because i, can't take into account of anything after you threw up." Xiao Tian glared at her as he tried to recollect what he did after placing her inside his car. It just doesn't make any sense that he couldn't think back to how she ended up on his bed.

"I don't believe you. I don't recollect ever meeting you at all." Zhen Zhu peered at her surrounding.

'This room looked so familiar to me.Maybe it was the interior.' She thought after realizing that she's at a hotel room.

"Don't be silly woman!" He said casually,making the woman paused. He continued, "And do you know one reason why i hate speaking with you? It's not your personality but it's your Kim Kardashian voice. Every time you speak,just imagine this for a second, it's like dragging my balls across shattered glass, and it hurts."

"Oh is that so," Zhen Zhu stiffened. Seeing Xiao Tian only nod like a chameleon, she continued. "And do you know why i dislike you?

It's your face, your long stupid face. Looking at it makes me feel like there's a grouse projector vomiting right in my eyes and it burns."

"How audacious—"

"Whatever i'm le—-" Zhen Zhu didn't get to finish her sentence when she suddenly felt a terrible,horrible, awful and intense stomach cramps. She immediately peeled herself off the mattress and got up to go to the bathroom. She had to run with my hand cupped under her a.s.s to avoid getting shit everywhere.

Xiao Tian on the other hand, couldn't resist the uncontrollable laughter in his stomach. He completely forgot her harsh words and was now laughing like a mad man. Didn't she know that it's no use doing that? It'll get all over her hand too.

Anyways, liquid shit exploded out of her a.s.s for a good 15 minutes. She was sitting on the toilet totally embarrassed that Doctor Xiao was there to witness her horrible dreaded ass-pissing episode.

'Urgh.. I can't believe i just made whoopee with Doctor Xiao.. This is all my fault. I shouldn't have gone— urgh...So shameful.. Momma,i wanna die..(T^T)'

Zhen Zhu cried silently as she covered her hface with her palms.

After some minutes, Zhen Zhu decided to at least wash her face and only then did she realized that she was covered in hickeys and bite marks...

'Seriously!'

Without hesitation, she got back into the room, stared daggers at Xiao Tian, who was now sitting on the bed, and points to her neck like, "WTF dude."

Xiao Tian shrugs his shoulders and said "I had no recollection and look, *points his shoulder* i didn't made those hickeys to myself." He said with a smug face.

Zhen Zhu scanned his body and found out he was also full of tiny love bite marks, a clump of small teeth marks on both of his shoulders and some scratches on his arms in difference to his pinkish,smooth skin. Looking carefully, Xiao was straight-up gorgeous...

'Snap out of it stupid,he's your enemy!'

Rolling her eyes, Zhen Zhu grabbed her clothes and started getting dressed but couldn't find her u.n.d.e.r.w.e.a.r. They searched the room for a solid four minutes, both of them half n.a.k.e.d. At long last, Zhen Zhu decided to leave like that.

"Wait,you can't go out like that. Here, *offers her his jacket* you can wear my jacket." Xiao Tian stopped her as he pursed his lips into a thin line.

"Hmm. Okay. Thanks." Zhen Zhu hummed as she accepted the jacket from his hand.

She opened the door, hoping for a quick exit, only to find herself at the same hotel H. She didn't get to ask Xiao Tian what he was doing in Singapore in the first place because she knew he must've been fuming up in anger for her harsh words and directly heads towards the elevator.

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10:00 am, Hotel H.

Right after Zhen Zhu walked into their suite, she was welcomed by Feng Jiu's worried eyes.

"Where have you been? I've been called you several times and texted you to know where you were. I was so worried and thought you needed help."

"I'm fine. What happened here \('O')/?" Zhen Zhu couldn't help but ask after finding the suite in complete disarray.

"I have no idea, i have no memory of the previous night. All i can remember is relaxing in the hotel suite before leaving to celebrate the hen party with you all and had a few drinks. Next thing i remember is waking up this morning,only to find Su Ying and Jie Liang sleeping in the bathroom, Miss White Head also sleeping in the closet and Rui Zhe & Hard Loli in the living room lying both N.A.K.E.D.. Everyone claims of having no idea what happened last night... Isn't it crazy?" Feng Jiu broke a sad smile.

"I had no recollection of yesterday night too, It's really awkward. Who is Hard Loli and where is he?"

"He's the male stripper who entertained us yesterday night. He left about a few minutes ago." Feng Jiu sighed.

"Oh,i see. Where are the rest?" She asked dumbfounded.

"They're in the bathroom throwing up over and over again. That was the outcome for them after a heavy night of heavy drinking."

"But i think Rui Zhe has an explanation to everything." Zhen Zhu said after remembering what Doctor Xiao said.

It just didn't make sense how everyone suffers a memory loss from last night.

Someone definitely spiked their drinks and her guts tells her that it was Rui Zhe. That shameless woman.

It's just a matter of seconds when Katherine came out from the bedroom area,followed by Rui Zhe and Su Ying.

"Hey Little Zhu,where did you go last night?" Katherine asked curiously as she held her stomach with her palm.

"Yeah,we've been worried sick."

"I stumbled into someone i knew.." Zhen Zhu said,trying to control her smile.

"Someone..is he the ONE?" Katherine asked cheekily as she wagged her eyebrows. The three laughed at Zhen Zhu but stood firm. She turned her gaze to Rui Zhe, "What did you do to our drinks last night?" She asked her in a more serious tone.