Ch20 - “Height, weight, waist measurements, I’ll tell you anything.”

It was only after being reminded like that that Shen Qi remembered that he had put his cellphone face down because of his emotional issues. 

And he hadn’t paid attention to it even if it vibrated.

Shen Qi switched back to the character interface, changed his avatar to that of a woman, and put on the skirt. 

“Still…still playing?” Little Coriander ya asked weakly.

Little Coriander ya, as a big anchor, only experienced others letting her have her way when she played with them. She actually thought being attacked by Shen Qi was pretty fun.

“Can you and Dog Ge go play duos? I’m going to soothe my family’s Gege’s wounded soul.”

Dog Ge let out a slow, “Shit… 

“Single dogs have no human rights?”

Someone who was usually known as a good tempered person was now forced to say dirty words. 

[Too real]

[Wuwuwuwuwu, Little Coriander! Come into Jiejie’s arms, don’t love this scum man!] 

[Ahhhhh Dog Ge! If you don’t want to be single! Choose me!]

[Can’t we make Dog Ge and Little Coriander pair up!] 

“Who’s the scum man? Please open your eyes before speaking. I only have Gege in my heart.” His voice changed, and Shen Qi asked, “Gege, still playing?”

Fu Mingyuan was checking the message he had just received. When he heard the question, he hesitated for a moment, before saying, “You play with them, and remember to read WeChat later.” 

After saying that, he shut down the game.

He still had some other things to do. 

A smile floated up in Shen Qi’s eyes. “Alright, Gege, see you later.”

The three people who were left started queuing for a three person team squad match. 

…..

“Intimidating threats are against the law.” Fu Mingyuan stood by the window and called Qin Yan. His face was heavy, and his tone carried a rare trace of anger. 

Qin Yan hadn’t thought that due to such a small thing as a game, there would be some people who would drag in real world information and send things to intimidate others.

“Let’s call the police ba. It’s not that easy for the platform to take care of this matter, since after all, it involves personal safety.” Qin Yan thought about it. They could contact the anchor privately and ban the livestream, but after all, they couldn’t interfere in three-dimensional affairs. 

Fu Mingyuan’s five fingers left an impression on the glass window as he pressed down on the irritability at the bottom of his heart. “I will communicate with him.

“You take care of that female anchor’s side. 

“I have some information here that may be useful.”

After that, he sent the things he had found to Qin Yan. 

Qin Yan glanced at it and then started yelling, “What is this! Male? Shit! A guy always dressed as a woman? Do you want to pollute my eyes like this?

“This counts as deceiving people, so I’ll let the management suspend the account now.” 

Fu Mingyuan let out an “en” and looked at the scenery outside the window. “I agreed to the last thing that you were raising funds for.”

Qin Yan was stunned for a few seconds, and then the sound of his showy crying came out of the cellphone, “Wuwuwwuwu Ge! Fu Ge! You are my life-saving benefactor! Wuwuwu, you are the major shareholder of the first TV show I have invested in for my girlfriend! In the future, if you need this subject to be a cow or horse, this subject is willing!” 

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Qin Yan wanted to invest in a TV drama for his girlfriend, but he didn’t have enough money on hand, so he had gone to Fu Mingyuan several times already for this matter. 

Fu Mingyuan had his own investment principles. For idol dramas like this one, which didn’t need any acting skills, generally he didn’t participate in them at all.

Qin Yan sighed. 

He feared that his good bro didn’t place a normal amount of importance on this e-sports great god.

…… 

In the middle of Shen Qi’s livestream, the barrage suddenly grew lively.

[Holy shit, that female anchor who was chasing after Sweetie to curse him out has now been suspended] 

[??? Asking for a link]

[What happened? Was she reported?] 

[Don’t slander Sweetie as the one who reported her]

[WildLeopard’s official account posted a notice. They bought a water army to slander a peer, the content of their livestream was in violation of regulations, and they kept using dirty language, resulting in adverse effects] 

Although some people tried their best to persuade people not to discuss this kind of thing in the livestream, there were many people who couldn’t stand that person. They were not only spamming Shen Qi’s barrage, but also Dog Ge’s barrage.

Shen Qi didn’t pay attention to the barrage, and he also didn’t look at his cellphone until the livestream ended. 

On WeChat, Lu Tun and Dog Ge had also pulled Ye Lai into their group chat, and the three people were spamming it with messages.

Shen Qi only glanced over it, before exiting and replying to Gege’s message. 

fmy: [screenshot] do you know this person?

The screenshot was the female anchor who had been chasing after him to curse him out. 

The message’s timestamp was not long after he had started his livestream.

The next message was the voice call not being picked up. 

Shen Qi typed two words, then deleted them.

After a rare instance of him struggling for a while, he gave the other party a WeChat voice call. 

It didn’t even take half a minute before the other party picked up.

Shen Qi didn’t hear anything for a second, and then there came the slight sound of a door closing from the other side. 

“It’s over?” Fu Mingyuan’s somewhat hoarse voice came out of the cellphone, sounding more sexy than usual.

Shen Qi licked the corner of his lips, kicked at the computer with his toes, and leaned back in his chair. “Gege, what are you doing? Why is your voice so hoarse?” 

When he finished speaking, the corners of his mouth began to smile.

Fu Mingyuan didn’t realize what he meant and wiped his hair. “Took a bath.” 

Because the temperature was too high, his throat was a little dry, and so his voice was hoarse.

Hearing his reply, somehow, Shen Qi imagined that scene, but the other party’s face automatically became Fu Mingyuan’s face. He sighed, covered his eyes, and asked, “Gege, are you attractive?” 

After asking, he said to himself, “Ah, if you’re not attractive, then what about your figure? If you’re a middle-aged old man with a big belly…”

Then that would definitely make me stop thinking like this.  

A chuckle suddenly came from the other side.

Shen Qi covered his somewhat numb ears. 

He had never felt like he was a voice con before. After all, he had played games for so long and had heard countless good voices. This voice was the only one that gave him provocative ideas as soon as he heard it.

“What are you thinking?” Fu Mingyuan asked with a faint smile. 

Before, his knowledge of Shen Qi was probably just the youth  who would shine during competitions.

A single glimpse of him many years ago was still engraved in Fu Mingyuan’s mind. 

“Ah… Nothing.” Shen Qi pinched his earlobe, and it felt a bit fleshy and nice in his hand. He pinched it again. “I just kind of want to know.”

Fu Mingyuan let out an “en?” 

“I want to know what kind of person Gege is.” Shen Qi closed his eyes.

Something like the thrill of an online romance was going on here. 

Although the two people hadn’t verified anything about the other side.

Another laugh came from the other side. 

This made Shen Qi feel very happy, because it really sounded too nice when the other party laughed.

“I’m an ordinary person,” Fu Mingyuan said calmly. 

Shen Qi said, “Then Gege, you know that I’m also an ordinary person. Do you want to have an online relationship with me?”

The other party was silent for a while, and when he spoke again his tone was more serious than just now. “An online relationship? 

“How could you trust in such illusory things online?

“Do you know what kind of person I am? What if I was a married man?” 

Shen Qi was stunned by what he said for a while, before saying with a little smile, “I know you aren’t ah, Gege.”

He chuckled and said, “I know you’re single.” 

He could tell from Pink Loli Head’s constant complaints.

“Gege, are you afraid of your fantasy dying as soon as it becomes reality?” Shen Qi asked neither too hastily nor too slowly, as if he were just joking. 

“No,” Fu Mingyuan interrupted, “I meant, you don’t know me.”

Shen Qi held his cellphone tightly, hummed, and laughed. “Then, where does Gege live? How old are you? What’s your height and weight?” 

Fu Mingyuan rubbed his cellphone case.

After Shen Qi had mailed him the photos, he had gone home and specifically found his chibi God A phone case. 

The same as Shen Qi’s.

“Did you see the screenshot I sent you?” he changed the subject. 

Some things would have to wait to be spoken about until the two of them met in real life. It was only then that they would be meaningful.

Shen Qi rubbed his somewhat messy hair and answered affirmatively. 

Since the other party wasn’t willing to mention it, then he wouldn’t mention it. Who wouldn’t have any youthful nervous palpitations.

“I’m not familiar with this person. What’s the matter, Gege?” He got up and leaned against the head of the bed. As he said this, he thought again of the bloody dead mouse in the box. 

Although he had his own guesses, he couldn’t confirm it. After all, they were just online acquaintances that had met by chance.

Fu Mingyuan pondered for a while. “I found the IP address of the person who was just spamming your livestream. 

“It was the same IP address as that female anchor.

“Some time ago, he sent some express mail to you.” 

Shen Qi took off his top and got into bed. “No… Gege, what’s the matter with you, how can you privately investigate me?”

When he lay down to talk, his voice was a little nasal. 

Fu Mingyuan touched his hair with his fingers, and he kept feeling that it was a little wet when he heard the opposite side lazily say, “Gege, what’s the matter with you ah… If you want to know, you can directly ask me ah.

“Height, weight, waist measurements, I’ll tell you anything.” 

Fu Mingyuan paused in taking off his bathrobe, and his gaze stayed on the closet door.

It was only after swallowing that he said in a hoarse voice, “I’m sorry. 

“It’s just that I was a bit worried for you.”

Shen Qi let out an “ah,” elongating the last syllable. 

“Can you tell me what you received that day now?” When he returned to his senses, Fu Mingyuan took out a shirt, jammed his cellphone next to his ear, and began to button it up slowly.

Shen Qi tunnelled into the quilt and said, “En…it was nothing. It was just a very ordinary thing. 

“As I thought, Gege, you even already know where I live.”

He seemed to have some regrets, and he suddenly understood why that female anchor’s livestream had suddenly been suspended. “Did you also get people to suspend her livestream?” 

Fu Mingyuan finished up the last button, and his fingers stopped at his collar. “No, I just reported them.”

Although his way of reporting was more simple and crude than the other party’s. 

Shen Qi was a little sleepy and snorted a little. “Thank you, Gege. Gege, can I pledge my body to you as payment?”

The opposite side was silent for a while, and then he heard some static mixed in with the man’s low voice as he said, “Don’t make trouble. 

“If you’re sleepy, then sleep ba. I have something to do, and need to go out.

“If you still receive something of unknown origin, then call the police.” 

Shen Qi hadn’t slept well last night. Now, listening to the other party’s voice was like hypnosis.

He answered vaguely, but he didn’t remember what he had actually said. 

It was a bit like the whispering between lovers.

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The author has something to say: 

Fu Mingyuan: We can’t date online, we have to date in real life.

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Juurensha: FMY, hurry up and meet SQ in person! (Also yeah, that’s FMY’s backstory for why he knows SQ…it’s okay though, their meet up in person is worth it!) And let’s thank Sofodraws for picking 3 extra releases this week for the CG10K celebration!

kat: Laughing at how they both were like yep we are definitely both very ordinary