Ch19 - Would you like to choose a punishment method?

[What the hell!!!] 

[????]

[Ahhhhhh, Sweetie started livestreaming early today la!!! Great!] 

[Why is there no camera today!]

[No camera, negative review wuwuwuwuwu, want to lick hands]

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: ?]

[Sorry Gege, I didn’t say anything!] 

Shen Qi glanced at the barrage. That person didn’t get a response, so they sent that message again.

He pulled on a smile, did a spin in mid-air with his motorcycle then fell down, colliding with a car and exploding. The first match ended like that. 

It was only then that Shen Qi said slowly, as if nothing had happened, “How come you’re calling him Gege again?”

The barrage had already exploded—— 

[Holy shit, this explosion falling from the sky]

[I guess the little car’s owner is confused] 

[Scared me to death???]

[Damn ya, what is this person spamming, what did Sweetie receive??] 

[I’m a bit of a conspiracy theorist??? It can’t be that they sent something threatening, right? What is Sweetie’s explosion here implying?]

Shen Qi’s mouse moved to start a match again. 

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: Pull me in]

Shen Qi hesitated for a few seconds, then clicked to invite a friend. 

“I haven’t received anything strange. It’s not like I’m a celebrity, so who would be so bored as to do that?” As he clicked on the map screen, he explained to the barrage.

“Gege, which map do you want?” He took off his little skirt and switched back to his original black man avatar. 

Staring at the barrage assistant for a while, he didn’t see the other party’s reply.

Half a minute later, a WeChat voice message prompt sounded from his cellphone. 

Shen Qi raised his eyes and glanced at mmmmy who hadn’t clicked to queue yet. Then, he put his cellphone face down on the desk and said carelessly, “Gege, go on YY ba.”

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: En] 

[I keep feeling that the atmosphere isn’t right]

[Ah??? What’s wrong!!! Fluff-eating girls rush in!] 

[Today’s Sweetie is still as coquettish as ever]

[Did you like the present I sent you?] 

[Crazy ah, why are you still spamming]

“A random map ba.” He went into YY and found that the other party was already afking there. 

There was a slight electrical hum in his earphones.

Shen Qi’s hand holding the mouse slightly tightened, his brow almost imperceptibly wrinkled, but then very quickly smoothed out. 

“Okay.” He heard the other party’s slightly low voice change a bit coming through YY.

It was a little different from using WeChat voice. 

Shen Qi closed his eyes and suppressed the abnormal mood he had in his heart. He said with a smile, “Wait a minute, I’m pulling in Dog Di.”

Fu Mingyuan clicked to queue for the game. “Okay.” 

Dog Ge got the rare chance to have Shen Qi take the initiative to invite him into the game. As soon as he was drawn into the team, he immediately jumped into Shen Qi’s private YY channel.

“Ge, let me pull in Little Coriander.” Dog Ge was a little excited. 

“En, alright,” Shen Qi answered, “Doesn’t she only livestream in the afternoon?”

Dog Ge was a little embarrassed. “En… Just now she was watching my livestream, and when she saw you pull me in, she started yelling that she wanted to come too.” 

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

“Ge, you…”

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[Can you rub your conscience when you say that]

[Do you remember how many circles of girls you’ve scolded] 

[Only I care, what kind of name is Dog Di? What did you two do behind our backs in private!]

[I’ll eat fluff in silence] 

….

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“Gege will carry you flying.”

Little Coriander ya froze for a bit. “Alright ya, as long as you don’t disdain me for just being dead weight.” 

“No, girls are in charge of logistics.” He sounded as if he was smiling, but the hand that was moving the avatar around wasn’t moving anymore.

[Little Coriander, believe me, he’ll mock you] 

[??? My god, did you guys have a fight!]

[CP fans have a little self respect] 

[Sweetie, if you’ve been kidnapped by Little Coriander, blink]

Shen Qi snorted coldly. “Tch, I treat little fairy girls very gently.” 

Little Coriander ya let out a “ya” and said, “I’m so shy.”

Dog Ge let out some “yingying” noises and then said, “What’s going on, Sweetie Ge wants to rob me of my girl.” 

“Today I’m Sweetie’s fairy, and if I die, I’m still Sweetie’s fairy!” Little Coriander ya very nimbly abandoned Dog Ge and jumped down into the city with Shen Qi.

Shen Qi looked at mmmmy’s position and rubbed his knee with one hand. 

“Gege, you don’t have any problems jumping with Dog Di, right?”

Fu Mingyuan hadn’t yet made a sound when Dog Ge took the lead to say, “Don’t worry Sweetie Ge, I promise to take good care of the boss. If Boss needs anything, just say it, and it’ll be done.” 

“If you need anything, just ask.”

Fu Mingyuan let out an “en.” 

The tip of Shen Qi’s tongue rubbed against his gums, and he inexplicably felt off.

Tch, how come it didn’t matter to him who carried him ah? 

In his eyes, was Shen Qi just a playmate?

He didn’t show it on the surface and said, “Alright, we’ll meet up later. We have a conservative team over here, and there should be two people in the upper city. ” 

[Do you think today’s Sweetie is a little cold?]

[Did they have a fight ah] 

[No ba]

[Why didn’t you let Gege follow you ya] 

Shen Qi looked at the barrage and asked, “How did I not let him? Didn’t this Gege want to take a stroll around himself?”

Fu Mingyuan paused in picking up supplies, but didn’t refute him. 

The corner of his mouth carried a slight smile.

Dog Ge felt that the atmosphere wasn’t right, and immediately spoke briskly. “Boss, what kind of gun are you used to? 

“I have an M4 and an AKM, which one do you want?”

Fu Mingyuan thought for a moment. “They’re both fine.” 

“M4 ba, the AK’s recoil…” Before Shen Qi finished talking, he was interrupted. He let out an “oh” and then didn’t speak after that.

Little Coriander ya smelled a strange scent and had just wanted to open her mouth, but after hearing the sound of footsteps coming from downstairs, she quickly retreated back into a room and said, “Sweetie, I have someone here!” 

Shen Qi clicked his tongue and said, “Aren’t you upstairs?”

“Yes ya,” Little Coriander ya said weakly 

“Then guard the stairway, can’t you?”

Little Coriander ya: …. 

“I can…”

[WTF, heartless] 

[Are there any sisters who recorded it? How did he say it, girls are in charge of logistics]

[My face hurts] 

[Distressed for our Little Coriander, go back to find Dog Ge ba 1551]

Shen Qi picked up some medicine and reflexively wanted to walk over to mmmmy. He looked at the map when he heard Dog Ge’s gentle voice. 

“Boss, two first aid kits.”

“Boss, two drinks for you ah.” 

“I have a cheek pad, do you want it”

…… 

Would he refuse?

He turned a corner, going out through the broken window and making his way over to Little Coriander ya. He didn’t forget to sneer, “Going up and down like that for the past few minutes, are you preparing to be their neighbor or preparing for a date? Do you want to turn on your mic to ask the opposite party if they have a crush on you?” 

Little Coriander ya: ….

What could she do if the people downstairs didn’t come up? She was an entertainment anchor, not a skills anchor ya! 

“His teammates are on the opposite side, I’ll finish them off.” Shen Qi paused. “You squat with your downstairs counterpart.”

Having said that, he bypassed Little Coriander ya’s house and went to the house next door. He went upstairs to go against those who were guarding the opposite house. 

Little Coriander ya let out an “oh” and said, “Dog Ge, are things over on your side…”

Dog Ge replied, “No, there’s someone on Boss’ side.” 

Fu Mingyuan let out an “en” and helped him draw fire.

After a pause, Shen Qi simply ran to the opposite house and attacked the building directly. 

[1 against 3?]

[Damn ya, why is the opposite pair just guarding one house] 

[666 a real warrior]

He threw a few grenades upstairs, and when the grenades exploded, he threw some smoke grenades and then went upstairs. 

He directly took some kills.

The opposite side was also stupid, just sending people in one after another. 

A bunch of “hahahahas” floated through the barrage.

Little Coriander ya weakly said, “I have another one here…” 

Shen Qi didn’t stop running towards the upper city at all. “Aren’t you two on a blind date? I’m creating some opportunities for you.”

Little Coriander ya said, “I’m never going to be your little fairy ever again…” 

[I can hear it, hahaha]

[Human reality] 

Dog Ge saw Shen Qi running over and thought a bit. “Sweetie Ge, I’ll go find Little Coriander.”

Shen Qi didn’t hesitate to let out an “en.” 

When he got to mmmmy’s side, he aimed at the person carelessly. “Gege, just wait there to loot.”

Little Coriander ya who was still in a stalemate: …. 

[???]

[I’m eating this dog food] 

[WTF, is Little Coriander just a sacrificial lamb for you guys’ love?]

Shen Qi finished one off and licked his dry lips. “What nonsense, are you guys dogs?” 

Dog Ge said silently, “I am…”

Little Coriander ya: “Wu, Dog Ge, help me.” 

“I’m coming, I’ve brought you some medicine and accessories.”

“Wuwuwuwu, Dog Ge, I’m still your little fairy.” 

……

“Gege, my aid is late.” Shen Qi ran to mmmmy’s side and threw him some medicine and accessories. 

Fu Mingyuan chuckled. “En, I know.”

He stepped back, and a safe distance was put between the two of them. 

Shen Qi’s face darkened. “Gege, are you harboring a grudge?”

He was talking about him not taking his WeChat voice call just now. 

The barrage didn’t understand and just treated it as the two of them really fighting.

[???? Have they made up] 

[Dog Ge and Little Coriander ya: We are both victims of their love]

[Shit, isn’t it like parents quarreling, where one runs away with their daughter while the other stays with their son] 

[Hahahahaha previous post made me laugh to death, such imagery?]

Shen Qi didn’t have any inclination to look at the barrage right now and said, “Gege, would you like to choose a punishment method? 

“Shoot me twice, or I’ll take off my clothes…”

Fu Mingyuan frowned. “No need. 

“There’s no grudge.

“Just take the call later, and it’s fine.” 

“En, alright, then I’ll go offline in a bit.” Shen Qi’s first true smile of the day appeared on his face.

[??? Are you treating us as if we aren’t here?] 

[What is this ah, they set plans to go “offline” just like that?]

Dog Ge sucked in a breath. “Sure enough, I am a dog, bark.” 

Little Coriander ya started laughing after being amused by him.

And then, all of a sudden. 

A grenade came by and blew both her and Dog Ge up.

…… 

Shen Qi sighed. “Sure enough, those who disturb the two-person world of Gege and I should all go die.”

Dog Ge: …. 

Wasn’t it you who pulled me in?!

[Hahaha Dog Ge: Damnit, me and Little Coriander should be under the car] 

[Too miserable. Thrown away after being used]

Fu Mingyuan let out a low laugh but didn’t refute him. 

Not long after Shen Qi was so pleased with himself, a grenade was also thrown over to where they were.

A few seconds later, there were two lootboxes face to face with each other. 

Shen Qi sighed. “Sure enough, fate let us also die together.”

Fu Mingyuan let out an “en,” his finger clicked on his cellphone,  and he said with a smile, “Can you look at WeChat now?” 

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There’s a change in feelings, huh 

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Juurensha: Hilariously, when SQ was oblivious, he got FMY jealous with LAND, but when he’s purposefully trying to make him jealous, FMY sees right through him :DD