How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?

【Heh… foolish humans.】

Seeing them like this, San’er couldn’t help but show off.

Chen Xing didn’t give him any leeway: “Say more nonsense and your life will be gone, I mean it!”

【???】

“Hurry up.”

【In the traffic system of this world, the usual speed on the road for pedestrians and electric scooters is not allowed to exceed 10 km/h.】

【Whether it’s pedestrians on the sky road or cars speeding on the road, it’s illegal!】

【However, about 20 years ago, before 2001, the speed limit on the urban sky roads was 150 km/h. But due to accidents caused by pedestrians on the sky road, there were more than 20,000 cases nationwide every year. At that time, the drivers were fully responsible.】

【Therefore, in 2001, Hua Country enacted a new regulation: if a traffic accident is caused by pedestrians on the sky road, the pedestrians and their families will be held fully responsible for all the losses incurred.】

【The drivers are not held responsible at all! This led to the drivers no longer fearing anything and driving faster and faster. Eventually, the speed limit in Hua Country was restricted to 200 km/h.】

【On the first day this law was enacted, ten people were killed by being on the sky road.】

【The families of those pedestrians filed appeals, but all were rejected. And this incident was publicized nationwide in Hua Country.】

【The families of the pedestrians bear full responsibility, while the drivers bear no responsibility. These families not only have to compensate for the driver’s mental damages but also pay for the repairs of their vehicles. If it leads to a chain collision, the cost is even higher!】

【Initially, many people resisted and there were significant public opinions. There were daily protests and demonstrations. However, after the first month, nationwide, there were only 390 pedestrians who were killed on the sky road, and the pedestrians were fully responsible.】

【The effect was significant! Upon seeing this, Hua Country changed the random questions in the subject one exam and publicized it widely.】

【Similarly, there were still many people opposing it at the beginning. However, in the second month, the number of pedestrians killed on the sky road decreased to only 150 people nationwide!】

【From the third month until now, over 20 years have passed, and the cumulative number of pedestrians killed on the sky road is only 3,900 cases nationwide. Only 3,900 cases in 20 years. The lowest in the world!】

【Nowadays, no one dares to walk on the sky road anymore.】

【It is precisely because of such decisions and exam questions that the death rate is so low.】

“…”

Chen Xing and Zero were both speechless! Can it be done like this!?

【So, this kind of question needs to be a bit hardcore!】

“Then I understand! Zero, next question.”

The next question was a regular one, about road theory knowledge. It wasn’t difficult at all; anyone with a brain could answer it correctly. Several consecutive questions were like that.

“Um…” Zero showed a worried expression again: “This…”

Chen Xing took a closer look: Immediately, the question appeared: When you are driving on the sky road and suddenly need to use the restroom, what should you do?

A: Park the car at a temporary parking spot, get out, and find the nearest public restroom while paying a fine of 20,000 crystal coins.

B: Open the window for ventilation while relieving yourself, remember to take a shower when you get home, and pay attention to personal hygiene.

C: Store the waste in the spirit system to avoid causing a negative experience for other passengers.

D: Dig a hole under your buttocks and relieve yourself on the sky road.

“Um…”

Zero’s face turned red. This was too explicit!

“It’s toxic!”

Chen Xing was speechless. “What kind of nonsense is going through the minds of the people who came up with these questions?”

Zero bit her lip lightly: “For this question… there shouldn’t be any other option besides A, right!?”

Chen Xing furrowed his brow and said: “No, given the nature of the question writer, I think we should choose C!”

“Um… you…” Zero looked at Chen Xing with a face full of disgust, as if saying: Don’t ride in my car anymore!

Chen Xing laughed helplessly: “I’m kidding, just kidding. But having to pay 20,000 for using the restroom is ridiculous.”

【Well, who asked you not to use it at home.】

“So, should we really choose A?” Chen Xing was somewhat surprised. It was different from what he had in mind!

【Otherwise? Do you really want to use the spirit system!?】

Zero looked at him angrily after hearing that: “Um… Chen Xing! Hmph!”

Chen Xing awkwardly smiled: “How is that possible! Don’t listen to his nonsense!”

“Hmph!…” Zero turned her head in a huff and chose option A, which was indeed correct.

Chen Xing helplessly cursed San’er in his mind: “I’ll stuff you into the spirit system later.”

【Hehe… I’ll smear your face in the middle of the night.】

“…”

“How should we choose for this question?” Zero spoke up again.

Chen Xing looked at the panel: The question appeared: When driving at a constant speed, you notice that the car in front of you is vibrating slightly in a regular pattern, indicating a possible vehicle malfunction. How should you alert the driver of the car in front about the vehicle malfunction?

“This question… is it what I think?”

【Hehe… let’s approach this question with purity.】

“What are you guys talking about!?” Zero looked confused, “What do you think?”

“Cough… never mind, let’s focus on the question!”

A: Take a video and upload it online.

B: Accelerate and drive in front of the other car while moving up and down inside your car to create the same vibrations, thus alerting the car behind you. Friendly reminder, It is best to use this method when there are other passengers in your car.

C: Speed up and pass the car in front while throwing an old lady towards it!

D: Drive next to their car, roll down the window, and shout, “Hey! Your car is vibrating, you know!?”

“Shouldn’t we choose D for this one…” Zero was once again in a dilemma.

“Darling, let’s not do this question. Let’s forget about getting a driver’s license.” Chen Xing was also helpless at this point. What kind of options were these!? If there was even one normal option, he wouldn’t have said such a thing.

“Um… that’s not allowed!”

【Choose C.】

“Huh!?”

“Throw an old lady?”

【Hahaha… that’s the right choice.】

“Are you serious…” Zero furrowed her cute eyebrows and hesitated to make a selection.

【Yes, I know you haven’t studied before attempting this question, so you wouldn’t know.】

【The “old lady” mentioned here is just a colloquial term, referring to a temporary dialogue pop-up.】

【Every car has this kind of pop-up program, but the company that develops these programs has an old lady as its chairman, so people jokingly call it the “old lady pop-up.”】

【Initiating a temporary dialogue is also referred to by experienced drivers as “throwing an old lady.”】

【Now that I’ve explained it, it should be easier to choose. This option is quite normal.】

“Normal my foot!”

After Zero chose option C, it turned out to be the correct answer. Both of them were completely speechless.

There were many more bizarre questions, like what to do if an old lady intentionally causes an accident on the sky road? What to do if you encounter someone spiraling their car on the sky road? What to do if you feel extremely sleepy while driving on the sky road? What to do if the passenger in the front seat has some unusual and serious demands on the sky road?

It can be said that without San’er, Chen Xing and Zero would never have passed this assessment.

【Ding~ Congratulations, you have passed the subject one examination. Cheating checks are currently being conducted. Please wait.】

“Um…” Zero nervously looked at the panel in front of her.

San’er proudly commented: 【Don’t worry, Zero. It definitely won’t be able to detect anything.】

…

Inside the Traffic Management Department…

“Dad, please, give me back my driver’s license!” Tian Yuxin kept shaking Tian Shengxing’s arm.

“That’s impossible. You’ve been caught speeding ten times this month. How many times have the people in the department chased after you!? Your license has been revoked. Go and retake the test.”

“It’s so troublesome! I don’t want to take the test!”

“Sign up for it now!” Tian Shengxing was getting frustrated. This girl seemed well-behaved most of the time, but when it came to driving, she acted like a maniac.

As the captain of the Traffic Management Department, he had to send his own officers to chase after his daughter. It was simply absurd! The speed limit was 200, but she insisted on driving at 390!

“Fine…” And so, Tian Yuxin began the same test as Zero.

“Ugh… These questions are still so ridiculous.”

“What did you say!?”

“Oh, sorry, Dad. I forgot that you were the one who came up with some of these questions.”

Tian Shengxing helplessly looked at his precious daughter, feeling completely helpless.

“Huh? What to do if an old lady goes on the sky road? Isn’t that just asking for trouble? Well, then I can’t be blamed…” And she decisively chose the correct answer. She answered quickly and got everything right.

But Tian Shengxing always felt… that something was off!

…

【Ding~ Cheating check complete. Results are valid. As you have selected a nearby driving school, please choose: Option 1: Old Lady Driving School, Option 2: Lingxing Driving School, Option 3: Shuangting Driving School….】

“Lingxing~ Lingxing~ I want Lingxing!” Having passed the exam, little Zero was overjoyed and instantly fell in love with the name of the driving school.

Because her and Chen Xing’s names were in it. [1]

【Okay, your registration information has been processed. You can go for registration at any time.】

“Hehe~ Chen Xing~ I want to go there right now!”

“Okay, sure.”

It’s worth mentioning that Tian Yuxin also chose Lingxing Driving School because it was near the traffic police station.