Fuyuki City. Emiya residence. Bathroom.

"Blurrgg." "Bbbluurg" "OH BY THE ROOT IT'S COMING OUT FROM HIS NOSE!!!"

Now you may wonder, why is there so much puking going on?

After the crew exited the airport, Iris started bickering that she wanted to drive the rented car.

She made the puppy eyes look.

Mortal man can't resist such pure expression.

The Emiya duo were no different. And it prove a big mistake.

The husband thought the wife had improved her driving skills in the recent years, while the reincarnated child just let his adopted mother do what she wanted.

The result. A scene Fast and Furious producers could only watch in envy.

A reckless driving style combined with a superhuman precision.

A deadly combination.

But enough about that.

( One hour of puking later )

Illya-"Dad, I get why Shirou trow up, but you're a a.d.u.l.t, don't you fell embarrassed of yourself?"

Kiritsugu-"Illya, my sweet daughter, normal humans like me and Shirou are different from Homunculus in all sorts of ways, for example, in what we accept as proper driving manners."

Illya-"If you say so."

Shirou-"So we moved in. Nice place and all, but when do I and Illya go to school?"

Iris-"Why would Illya go to school?"

Shirou-"To learn... Right. Homunculus are born with innate knowledge."

Kiritsugu-"You're already registered in Homurahara Academy... nerd."

"It's a nice school." Iris said, giving Kiritsugu a elbow strike in the stomach.

Shirou-"Ok, when is the rest of the family arriving?"

Iris-"Sella and Leysritt went to pick Maya and Miyu, they'll probably arrive in a couple of days."

Illya-"Enough chit chat. Mom, let's go see the rooms."Illya said grabbing Iris by her hands.

Iris-"But of course. Let us make haste." She said dramatically.

The two white-haired duo then left.

Shirou-"Well, I call dibs on the shed."

Kiritsugu-"Why do you want the shed?"

Shirou-"Privacy."

Kiritsugu-"You know full well Irisviel is going to put cameras in there, like your workshop back in the castle."

Shirou-"She will eventually put cameras in there, yes."

Kiritsugu-"What do you mean 'eventually'?"

Shirou-"A simple deal, you stop my overprotective mother and I'll cook for you."

Kiritsugu-"You're not messing with me right now?"

Shirou-"A special privilege, that could be your's."

Kiritsugu-"Why don't you make deal like this with Iris?"

Shirou-"I already did. Our is the insurance."

Kiritsugu-"Smart and, yes, we have a deal."

Shirou-"Nice." "When do I start going to class, by the way?"

Kiritsugu-"Aren't children supposed do hate school. But you can start tomorrow if you want."

Shirou-"Tomorrow it is."

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Three years ago I asked Maya a favor.

To kill Shinji Makiri outside of the Matou residence.

It's a secret only shared between me and Maya.

He was found dead in a beach. A place outside of Zouken bugs familiars reach.

To the not aware, it was speculated he died from drowning.

At the time I blame myself for only be able to change that. To allow Sakura nightmare to continue at the hands of Zouken.

But to ask Maya to go against him was the same to ask her to die. And my family wasn't ready to go against a monster like him, at the time.

BTW. It was on that trip she found Miyu and decided to adopt her, actually.

But she didn't only bring Miyu back, she also brought so startling news.

It was a couple of days after Shinji death that she heard it.

The entire Matou family disappeared, the only exception, a single girl.

I knew who that girl was, but what worried me was the disappearance of the Makiri.

The only being capable of that was the 'Shadow'. But that was the only reported accident.

If Sakura was corrupted by darkness already, she wouldn't have stopped at just that.

That put me at ease. But not for long, she was adopted by Kirei Kotomine.

If that man was involved in the matter then Zouken really died. One less problem, I guess.

But to the story to change so much? I wonder what the implications in the future will be.

So when the topic of the next Holy Grail War came up, I voted to move to Fuyuki.

So here we are. 5 years counting to the war.

My waifu is in the care of a crazy priest and with Aoi Tohsaka declining health Rin isn't far off from the same destiny and, to top it off, Goldie's whereabouts are unknown.

No pressure right?

"Class we have a new transfer student today, care to introduce yourself to the class?"

My thoughts were interrupted by a RomCom new character style of introduction.

"Hello everyone, my name is Shirou Emiya."

They all look at me, especially the girls. Pretty normal I suppose. I'm the protagonist of a Eroge Visual Novel after all.

Well, while I don't doubt my natural protagonist charm, the lean subtle muscles lines my figure possesses from my extensive physical training, plus the swordsmanship and archery lessons I had with Leysritt and other Homunculi, and added the serious but dependable face Illya says I have, there is no doubt the red headed me is going to be popular with the girls.

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It was exhausting.

Normal eleven or twelve-ish years old girls aren't meant to be this touchy.

And the boys, at least grow some backbone, after the first smart a.s.s tried to mess with me, and his inevitable demise, they all run away from me in fear, which only increased the touchy-touchy action going on with the girls.

I want to go home. Correction, i wanted to go home, until I heard...

"Look at her, I told you."

"Her purple hair is so weird."

"I heard her whole family disappeared, leaving her behind."

"She doesn't even react. Try to pull her hair."

"How about you don't."

The boys that heard my voice...

"Shit." "It's him..." "He k.o.-ed Tatsumi with a slap."

...tried to run. Emphases on tried.

Now they are crying on the floor.

To the girls, I use the same look I used on the Homunculi maids, when I taught them how to cook and they failed at the most simple things, a look of disdain and disappointment presented with a more noble aura. Like a king looking at trash from above.

It's more effective that shonen, so called, killing intent. If you ignore the side effects of turning people to m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.ts. 800 of the 1700 Homunculus converted in those days. I was so ignorant back then.

To think I'll be unleashing my dark history in a school. Some of the girls had a teary ashamed look, while others were fidgeting in p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e...

Grabbing Sakura by hand, we bolt out of there. Had to run away from the scene of the crime.

"Why did you helped me?" She asks, after a few minutes of running.

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Because..."

"Because what?"

"Because I'm weird."

"I helped you because that was the right thing to do. Your name?"

"Sakura Kotomine."

"Well Sakura, I have to be honest...

She recoils. Probably afraid of me.

...you are by far the most beautiful girl I ever saw."

She had a dumb look in her face that slowly turn to embarrassment. Her face red til her ears.

"Mmy Ppurplle haair and eyees aree uglly." She said stuttering.

Well she had brown hair and teal eyes before Zouken's 'training'. It's normal she hates her appearance now after that torture.

Looking straight into her eyes, faces close enough to kiss, I said in the most gentle tone.

"You are beautiful, the boys were picking on you for your attention and the girls, back there, were jealous of you."

This only cause her red face to turn scarlet.

"Sakura, I'm Shirou Emiya, I would like if we could be friends."

"Mmn" She nodded.

"Have you eaten already."

"Nno." Still stuttering.

"Want to eat together?" I asked her taking out my lunch.

"Iif you doon't mind."

"I'd love to."

My favorite character and heroine of all the series is currently eating with me, while fidgeting by my side.

What a bliss.

"It's delicious Shirou-senpai."

By Akasha, I think I'm falling in love.

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