Come Eat Mr. Bunny Rabbit

Jiang Rui ate steamed dumplings the entire way while walking into the classroom with Big Bear.

They walked in right on the bell. Because of last night’s scandal, Jiang Rui’s appearance even drew in some whistles and movements from the boys in the back row.

Jiang Rui’s expression was the one of wanting to sleep all this time. As expected, once he made contact with the chair, the person immediately laid down, and then did not even get up when the teacher came in through the door.

At the front, the teacher was already knocking on the podium making them get their English books out, while the students at the front row were using the time to whisper among themselves.

There was no other reason. It was just to discuss some of the current events in the school.

A badger who had consumed so much sunflower seeds(drama) to the point he turned crazy was asking all around, “Is the thing from last night true? Is it really really? Really?? ……”

There was someone with a mouth like a suspended river continuously narrating, “They say so, yes, yesterday in that night of dark nights and high winds, our certain someone by the name of Jiang and another concerned rabbit were in the thickets of grass overturning phoenixes[1], not knowing what the heavens and earths were……”

There were even some using public means for private interest, borrowing the vocabulary they had to recite to project their comment on the matter, “Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.”

There was even one who became the center of attention unknowingly. Ning Xiao Xing did not say anything under his seat-mate’s fervent questioning, and their face even hung with an unclear smile.

The sounds of discussions around came one after another, and gradually, there were more and more eyes pointing at this person.

Ning Xiao Xing.

In an instant, the youth being looked at lifted their eyes up- that was a pair of very pure and pretty deep-red eyes.

He welcomed in these gazes, and looked over towards the group of people, with their expression looking innocent all throughout.

Should it be said, pet rabbits were more cute and much more captivating than normal rabbits.

“What are you all looking at me for? Read your books.”

He teasingly lowered his head and looked at the workbook in front of him, and no longer paid attention to those people. The teacher at the podium then started taking attendance. However, the gossip still needed to continue, and the bunch of people’s voices lowered a bit.

“Fuck. I feel like it’s actually real now.”

“Can there be any other rabbit? We said it before, it’s a love unrivalled.”

“He really is something. Like I said, how could he get along so well with that bunch of people at the back.”

“Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.”

……

Yet on the other hand, Ning Xiao Xing looked at the rows of vocabulary in front of him as though he could not hear those words. He used one hand to prop up his cheek, and his face still carried that smile from before, thinking of something.

Jiang Rui who was at the back row finally woke up, and lazily got up to go to the washroom.

Big Bear still wanted to continue off and ask about the matter from the morning from Jiang Rui’s mouth, but seeing as how he was not completely awake, if he asked, he would be cursed at, so he let it be after some thought.

After eating a bun, Big Bear went to poke through a carton of milk. He lifted his head, and greeted Xiao Ning Xing who walked close, “Yo.”

Ning Xiao Xing walked to the front of their seats, and also went “Yo”.

Big Bear sucked on the straw while looking at him.

Ning Xiao Xing could get along with their bunch, however, they wouldn’t that close after all. The main point was that there was a guy at the back that had some feelings for Ning Xiao Xing.

Ning Xiao Xing was popular, and normally was not shy when interacting with others. With a few interactions, they soon could recognize each other.

He was a bit different from normal rabbits- his beast form was a type of pet rabbit that was called an “American Fuzzy Lop”(literal translation: kitty cat rabbit).

A rabbit said to have characteristic ears that were like a cat’s, but actually, the rabbit ears were more soft and smaller compared to a normal rabbit’s. It was a long-haired type, and had much more fur than normal rabbits.

Big Bear who finished greeting discourteously stared at Ning Xiao Xing’s long hair.

It was not considered long hair either, eh, it was quite similar to a Japanese-style mens mid-length hair, with the length down to his shoulders. It wasn’t girly (but he didn’t mean that girly was not good).

Big Bear reached a conclusion- yes, they’re good looking, but with one look, he knew that it took a lot of time to do, and it did not suit himself.

Ning Xiao Xing casually sat down at the seat in front of him, and asked him, “Where’s Jiang Rui?”

Jiang Rui glanced at him, “Washroom.”

Don’t get it, why were they suddenly asking about Jiang Rui.

He heard Ning Xiao Xing smile and said, “This person got me caught in the center or public discussion, yet he himself already ran.”

When people by the side who didn’t know about the details heard him, they tacitly all started laughing.

Only Big Bear felt like something was wrong inside. Ning Xiao Xing saying it this way seemed to be nothing inappropriate, but why did he feel like the circle of people here seemed to understand everything?

What do you guys know? That person last night was not Ning Xiao Xing oi!

Then right now, it wouldn’t be right if he tried to explain it, but not explaining is not right either? Did he actually have to tell everyone that it was actually Mr. xiao’Wen last night?

Ning Xiao Xing laughed enough. He sat down, and instead asked Big Bear, “Was that person last night from our school?”

Big Bear was still confused just before, but now, he understood.

What kind of bunny rabbit battlefield was this.

Jiang Rui, you have such good luck.

……

The nursery at this time.

Wen Ming was holding a physical education class with a class of animal kids at the small playground.

This was the final class of their morning. Once it came to playtime, this bunch of animal kids would disperse in the small playground, and rush towards all sorts of equipment like the heavenly maids scattering flowers.

Wen Ming would watch this one and look after that one, and pay heed if there was any that ran off on their own.

Xiao’Ha was teaching a little parrot kid to speak. To the side, stood Coda who always observed other people.

Xiao’Ha used a short finger to point at himself.

Xiao’Ha, “I am er’di.”

Parrot, “You are er’ha.”

Xiao’Ha, “I am xiao’Ha.”

Parrot, “You are er’di.”

Xiao’Ha, “I am er’ha.”

Parrot, “You are sha(idiot)’ha.”

Xiao’Ha widened a pair of not-so-smart big eyes, “Oh……” Unbeknownst why, he was convinced, “My mom said sha’ha’s had the fortune(fu) of the sha. I am fu’Ha.”

The parrot’s eyes lit up, “Fu(rich)’Ha?”

Coda grabbed his own head, “Poor—— Ha——”

Wen Ming: ……

Right now, his leg was still wrapped with a xiao’Yao. He pulled at Wen Ming’s pants with perseverance, and obediently lifted his small face, “Huggy.” This was also the first thing he had to do each day when he came to class in the morning.

Very obedient. But he could not be overlooked, because this little guy just turned his head around and changed his face, “Go away! [He] didn’t call for you, leopard!”

The little kid Bao’bao(leopard) to the side was all teary from being yelled at, “Hngh(sniff).”

Wen Ming could then only carry one child in each hand, and coax the two together, and at the same time, had to take care of someone who lined up for a long time to the side, Carl.

Carl was an extremely bashful hedgehog boy, and his biggest hobby was listening to people say thank you.

And so each day, the important thing he must do was to help deliver things. Wen Ming, for the nth time today, “Thank you Carl. But can you not go take the LEGO inside the class to give to Teacher anymore?”

Carl ran off all embarrassed.

Their class today was still this vigorous.

Wen Ming observed the entire place, and confirmed that there wasn’t anyone left out, aside from xiao’Ha who was submerging deep into a thought of a lifetime of “who am I”.

Just when Wen Ming wanted to call out to xiao’Ha to have him come over, he saw that child standing not far off, suddenly lifting his head up for some reason, and turned expressions.

He lifted up his head, extended his short neck, then puckered his lips and “awoooooo’d——” at the skies.

Awoo? What awoo?

Wen Ming knew that canidaes would sometimes have this kind of behaviour, but he had never seen xiao’Ha like this before. Not only that, it was still daytime right now.

Would huskies howl too?

Xiao’Ha already started running outside, with the two short legs moving quite ferociously. Wen Ming who still had two children on him hurriedly called out to him, “Xiao’Ha!”

Xiao’Ha stopped, and looked at Wen Ming.

Wen Ming said, “Xiao’Ha, don’t run outside.”

Xiao’Ha panicked, he looked far off, and looked at Wen Ming again.

“Teacher, pee-pee.”

This child was usually this improper. Wen Ming only instructed him, “Once you’re finished going to the washroom, you have to come right back okay, we’re about to end class, Teacher will wait here for you.”

After he finished talking, his clothes were pulled on by a small hand.

Wen Ming lowered his head. Xiao’Yao who was sitting on him had a condescending expression, and emphasized to Wen Ming, “Don’t need to wait for him.”

He seemed to know something, and said, “Teacher, be with me, don’t need to wait for him.”

Wen Ming only took it as this child’s possessiveness was acting up, and did not deeply think about it. Over on this side, he still had a bunch of children to look after, and could not accompany xiao’Ha. Furthermore, the nursery’s washrooms were just to the side, and normally after class, the little kids would go to the washroom on their own.

Once xiao’Ha who was not far off saw he agreed, he rhythmically called out, “Thanks Third Big Brother!”

Wen Ming was confused: …… Who is Third Big Brother?

At this time, he faintly had a sort of strange feeling inside. But at this time, xiao’Ha already rushed out.

Xiao’Ha ran out of the small playground alone, and on this way, did not head in the direction of the washroom. However, his expression was resolute, his steps firm, and familiarly headed towards the main gates of the nursery school.

He was small and his legs were short, so ran quite slowly. Thankfully, the distance between the small playground and the main gates was not far, and on this way, he did not meet any teachers catching him back.

His vision gradually appeared with the nursery school’s main gates. At this time, there were few people at the gates- there was only the security standing behind the gates, as well as a person standing outside of it.

Xiao’Ha’s gaze was firm, “Big Brother!”

Jiang Rui who was outside the gates hung a faint smile on his face, “Er’di.”

He lazily propped up from the head of the bike, and looked towards that young security guard, “Do you believe it now?”

The security was in between believing and doubting, and once xiao’Ha came, he confirmed with him, “Student, do you recognize this person?”

Xiao’Ha nodded his head with certainty, and said from the bottom of his heart, “It’s Big Brother!”

That’s not it, your breeds don’t even match.

Jiang Rui symbolically said, “Woo.”

Xiao’Ha’s face turned red and stiffened his neck, then stretched it out, “Awooooo—— Awoooooooo——”

The blood of the husky woke up.

The security guard hurriedly waved his hand, “Okay okay okay, I know now.”

He then thought, they might be some cousins or something, and did not understand much about them canidaes. Furthermore, this person was riding the bike of their nursery’s teacher, and said they were returning the bike.

That was also certainly Mr. xiao’Wen’s bike. Since things came to this, he recorded down Jiang Rui’s name, and even prudently pointed out the location of the carport.

Up to this point, Jiang Rui guided the bike into the nursery school in big steps.

Behind the tire followed with a stumbling xiao’Ha.

They first stopped the bike, and following which, xiao’Ha devotedly led Big Brother back to class to find Third Big Brother. He had to be responsible for sending Big Brother to the front of Third Brother.

Except, before they could take one step onto the playground, Jiang Rui who was following behind xiao’Ha was intercepted by a strange power.

When xiao’Ha perceived something was wrong and turned his head back, he turned silly.

Big Brother!!!

Over on this side, Wen Ming was so busy his head turned twice as big. He wanted to go out to find xiao’Ha, but before this, he had to hurriedly deal with the sticky xiao’Yao. Wen Ming crouched down and negotiated with him that Teacher would be back in a bit.

In the midst of the pressing affairs, his clothes on the back was pulled a bit in an manner one could not neglect- there was a small kid calling him. When Wen Ming turned back to look, he split open right there and then.

It was the delivering Carl.

Carl knows you are so busy you can’t pull away, so I brought you a Jiang Rui.

Hurry up and thank Carl.

Wen Ming: …………………………

Jiang Rui, “Hi.”

Jiang Rui, “The small spikeballs you have here are quite enthusiastic.”

Wen Ming turned dizzy.

He was going to go crazy, he only told Jiang Rui to not come here today, but in the end, this brat directly came in from the nursery school’s gates conspicuously to observe.

The black-footed cat xiao’Yao who was in Wen Ming’s arms exploded in an instant, then knitted his nose and bared his teeth at Jiang Rui.

Jiang Rui ghastly smiled, “I’ll break off your teeth.”

“Jiang Rui!” Wen Ming shouted at him.

And at the same time, xiao’Ha who was not far away grievingly rushed over yelling out “Big Brotheeeerrrrrrr——” while Carl was at the side waiting for Wen Ming’s thanks.

At once, the entire scene could only be described as chickens flying and dogs jumping, with both chickens and dogs at unrest.

The head of Wen Ming’s originally aching hurt even more right now.

[1] A roundabout expression for intercourse, essentially. Similar to that of overturning the rain and clouds of Wu Mountain.