Arifureta Shokugyou De Sekai Saikyou: Irregularity

Yukitoshi [This fuċkɨnġ sucks...]

I'm leaning on a wall, tired, wounded all over...

Yuuki [...Sorry... there's no ochimizu left so it'll take some time until Amaterasu-chan is over...]

One of the bulbs that looks like a gacha mascot (the yellow one), was floating around happily on top of me.

Amaterasu [~🎵🎵🎵~]

...

Is this really helping?

Yukitoshi [And? What's with you? You didn't help at all and you look worse than I do...]

The retard was leaning on the same wall I'm leaning on, right besides me.

Yuuki [...Is... that so?...]

I was bloodied all over but he was so pale that he looked like he had lost more blood than I did.

Yukitoshi [Yeah, you look like a fuċkɨnġ zombie]

Yuuki [I wonder... I suddenly felt really tired...]

He actually came out unscratched from the fight against Miledi Reisen, even when he took the last attack towards himself with his weird provocation magic, he actually dodged at the last second (or something) so he should be perfectly fine...

Miledi [Well well~ just look at you~]

There's someone else that came out unscratched...

Miledi [You look like shit]

Shimizu [I FEEL like shit]

Miledi [Good]

Miledi Reisen... .

Yuuki [Miledi-san, that's enough, Shimizu-kun won fair and square...]

Miledi [No he didn't!! He cheated!!]

Yukitoshi [You cheated first you shitty plushie]

Miledi [I can cheat but you can't!!]

A spare body... Why doesn't it surprise me?

Miledi [Yuu-chan made that sword, right!? You only won because he gave it to you!!]

Yukitoshi [And so what~]

Yuuki [I'm glad you're getting along now...]

...

Is this retard for real?

Miledi [But, I have to say... You really came a long way, Yuu-chan]

Yuuki [? A long way?]

Miledi [Last time you were just laying down right there with empty eyes for almost two weeks using magic to grow back your arm, leg and fixing your innards with this little cutie's help... I actually thought you were dead a few times...]

The plushie was talking with a cheerful voice that didn't suit her words at all as she poked the yellow bulb's cheek.

Did she just said she ripped off a 13 yo kid's arm, leg and smashed up his insides?

Miledi [Now, I really was trying to make this guy cry but he's almost ready to get the hell out of here after just one day]

She said as she gave a glance at me, the retard just scratched his cheek with an awkward expression.

Yuuki [Not at all, it's all thanks to Amaterasu-chan... I'm still bad at recovery magic, the difference is that it's easier to heal others than myself...]

Miledi [...*Sigh*... You really need more confidence in yourself... So? What about you?]

Hm? Me?

Miledi [How do you like your prize?]

Yuuki [...]

...

It suddenly got silent, they were waiting for my answer.

<Gravity Magic>

The ancient magic obtained as a reward for clearing "Reisen Great Labyrinth"...

If I had to put it in words-

Yukitoshi [..."Overwhelming"...]

That's the first that comes to mind.

It's hard to describe...

Something like a presence that you can't help but acknowledge...

Something so heavy it can crush you just by existing...

Something so big you can't escape no matter how far away you run...

Something so deep that it can devour worlds...

Yukitoshi [..."Overwhelm Everything"...]

Miledi [...That's what I thought...]

Yuuki [Miledi-san?]

Miledi [Shimizu Yukitoshi... You are dangerous...]

Yuuki [Eh?]

Hm? Is that so?

Miledi [Your proficiency with this magic is already comparable to vampire-chan's]

Yuuki [-!!!??]

Vampire?...

Oh, she means "Nagumo's ċȯċk-sleeve#01"...

Miledi [The "shape" depends on the user, so you won't have exactly the same magic though]

Yuuki [...But... The same proficiency as Yue-san]

Miledi [That's right... Even when you're a human, you can use magic comparable to that of a vampire (magic user) in your own way...]

Ho~ that sounds great~

Yukitoshi [So I'm dangerous now~?]

Miledi [At first, only your heart was rotten... But now, your whole existence is a latent danger to others... If you get even one more ancient magic then you...]

Yukitoshi [I'm pretty sure Nagumo is the same]

Miledi [He is different]

Yukitoshi [You think so? I'm sure that wasn't the case for me]

Miledi [Looking at you, I'm more than sure he had his reasons]

Yukitoshi [Yeah, as many as I have now~]

Miledi [You're really are easy to hate, y'know!?]

Yukitoshi [And your verdict is~?]

Miledi [...I should've killed you when I had the chance]

Yuuki [Miledi-san...]

Miledi [Actually, I feel I should kill you right here]

Yuuki [...]

Yukitoshi [Why not give it a shoot~?]

Miledi [...I'll refrain, I already lost today...]

Yuuki [Miledi-san...]

Miledi [Also, I don't want to be hated by Yuu-chan after all...]

Yuuki [///✨Miledi-san✨///]

Woa- this retard is shining...

Miledi [Tell me when you're done recovering, I'll open the gate for you...]

And with that, the shitty plushie went somewhere to do something else.

Yukitoshi [Well, with that out of the way...]

*Swiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg----------*

Yuuki [Hm?]

In one move, I unsheathed the black sword and stopped the edge a hair from cutting the retard's neck.

There was not much reaction from him though...

Yuuki [What is it, Shimizu-kun?]

Yukitoshi [Nothing really, I'm just making my mind about what to do with you]

Yuuki [I see]

I had to wait until this moment...

After he saved me from Nagumo, he offered to help me obtain the power to fight against him.

He didn't say why... I didn't ask either...

Before causing any discord or animosity, I had to confirm about this ancient magic with my own eyes...

There was the chance of all that about the ancient magic at the deepest part of a labyrinth being BS...

If that was the case, I could just kill him then and there... He have already saved my life so that was more than enough gain for me...

But this retard is very lucky...

He actually said the truth, also, I got my hands on the famed ancient magic...

If I'm not wrong, I've already seen <Gravity Magic> with my own eyes the day I tried to kill Aiko-sensei...

If so, I can say this was definitely worth it...

That's why we ended up coming this far...

...And now, that let us with a final crossroad...

Yukitoshi [First of all let me ask you to be sure... Can this sword hurt you?]

He is the one that made it, it wouldn't be weird if the sword have some weird mechanism.

This is something I have to confirm...

Yuuki [She can, there's no reason to think otherwise...]

Good.

Yukitoshi [Now... Let's chat for a bit...]

Yuuki [You want to talk? About what?]

Yukitoshi [Let's see... Why don't we talk about you...]

Yukitoshi [I'm not that interesting though]

Yukitoshi [Well, you seem to know quite a lot about me so... I think it's just fair for me to know about you, right?]

Yuuki [Sounds legit... But, there's just one thing...]

Yukitoshi [What could it be?]

Yuuki [I don't want to talk about everything yet... Is that fine?]

Yukitoshi [You think you have that right because...?]

Yuuki [I DO know a lot about Shimizu-kun... But I definitely don't know everything]

Yukitoshi [Good enough]

For now at least...

Yuuki [Well, where should I start...?]

#####

Meld [Alright!! Everyone, let's take a break!!]

Meld-san's voice resound on the training grounds.

*Sigh*

I see how one by one my classmates leave the center of the grounds and sit at the side, all of them with different levels of tiredness.

Meld [Something wrong, Kouki?]

He called to me as I'm still holding the wooden sword showing no sign of letting go yet.

Kouki [Sorry Meld-san, I want to keep going a little more]

Meld [Is that so?]

Kouki [Ryu, do you mind?]

Ryutarou [Not at all, just come at me]

Ryu that was in front of me said with a fearless smile.

Meld [I see... Just don't overdo it]

I nod at Meld-san that also move to the side of the grounds after he confirmed my response.

I move one step forward.

Then I dash.

Ryu does the same.

One straight punch comes at me.

I deflect it with the wooden sword.

Ryutarou [Hm-!]

He then uses the momentum to throw a roundhouse kick.

I dodged jumping back a few steps before dashing forward again.

Blocking his attacks with a training wooden sword is hard.

Training armor is still armor, but a training sword is different.

If I block a heavy attack with it, it'll break.

I do know hand to hand combat but nothing compared to Ryu.

All right, Meld-san said not to overdo it so let's make a rule that I'll lose if the wooden sword breaks.

Ryu [What's wrong kouki? You're being too meek!!]

Kouki [He~, you think so? Then-!]

I pushed forward with a rain of attacks.

Ryu blocked quite well at first but-

Ryu [Tch-!]

He couldn't find an opening to counter.

I was definitely pushing him back.

*Grin*

Ryutarou [Khu-!!?]

I jump backwards and prepare to launch a heavy attack.

I throw a heavy horizontal slash at Ryu.

When he see that, he quickly recovered his ground and jumped back to dodge.

When he is still in the middle of his jump I quickly pull back the wooden sword.

Ryutarou [-!? A feint!?]]

In one move I took an already precalculated thrusting stance and dashed towards Ryu.

Ryutarou [Tch-!!]

Ryu tried to cover again as he fixed his stance after finally landing.

Kouki [Haa-!!]

But the thin wooden blade pass through his unstable defense and together with the heavy sound of the wind, the tip of the wooden sword stop right in front of Ryu's forehead.

One second of silence, two seconds of silence... and finally-

Ryutarou [*Sigh*... I give...]

Still with a half smile on his face, he put his hands up and relaxed.

#####

And that's how it came to this...

Shizuku [Here I go, Kouki]

Kouki [It somehow became a contest...]

Shizuku [Seeing you too got me a little fired up...]

Ryutarou [Yaegashi! go and avenge my death!]

I look at my classmates, Nagayama and his party are watching the show with interest, on the other hand, Suzu-chan and Eri-chan talk to each other friendly... Hiyama-kun and his group went somewhere before I noticed.

Also...

Kaori [------....]

Kaori was silently practicing magic on her own.

As always, Kaori and Shizuku are still working hard even when others rest...

I also think that hard work is important, that's why I kept on the match with Ryu til the end... But...

Shizuku [...?]

Seeing Shizuku ready to go a few rounds without rest in front of me...

Kouki [Maybe... Taking it easy sometimes is not that bad...]

Shizuku [Why do I feel like you said something rude just now...]

Kouki [I didn't]

At least not on purpose...

Shizuku then takes a stance with the wooden sword, it's a little more rough than what I was used to see back in Japan...

Saying "it's the weapon's fault" would normally sound like an excuse to others but, it sometimes have some truth in it.

Shizuku [You are spacing out-]

Before she even finished talking, Shizuku was already in front of me ready to attack.

Kouki [Woa-!]

I dodged in the very last second.

That was close-

Shizuku [Hm-!!]

A second attack ready and waiting for me before even I decided where and how to move.

*PAN*!! *PAN*!! *PAN*!!

The dry sound of wood clashing everytime I block an incoming attack from Shizuku.

After all, she's fast...

The number of attacks and the sharpness...

Kouki [*Fuu~*]

But the strength, the weight of every attack is bearable.

Kouki [Hm-!!]

Shizuku [-!!]

I received one of her attacks with the wooden sword and then before she could follow up with another slash, I pushed her sword using only brute force.

Shizuku's right arm was now pointing high at the sky while grasping the handle of the wooden sword as if to make sure not to let go.

Now!!

Kouki [Haa-!!]

I swing my wooden sword while she was unable to defend or attack, an attack from below so she doesn't have enough time to recover.

Shizuku [-!!!]

The wooden sword drew an horizontal line...

I felt how the blade made contact with Shizuku's armor...

But what I saw was Shizuku's long ponytail dancing in front of me as she did a backflip to dodge my attack...

What I felt was the tip of the wooden blade scratching Shizuku's ċhėst armor...

Shizuku [*Fu~* that was close]

Kouki [You don't look worried]

Shizuku [Of course I'm not]

Kouki [You should be, next time I won't miss]

Shizuku [You sound very confident Kouki, but you know-]

Shizuku then dashed forward ready to attack.

Shizuku [It won't always go the way you want-!!!]

'_______________----------------------___________--------'

*PAN*!!

#####

I open my eyes.

Kouki [...Eh?...]

I'm laying down, I can see Kaori, Shizuku, Ryu and Meld-san looking back at me.

Meld [You're finally awake]

What happened?

I was training with Shizuku when-

Kouki [I feel like I blacked out for a moment]

Ryu [Yeah, you just froze in place out of the blue]

Shizuku [Sorry Kouki, I didn't notice and ended up hitting you right in the head with all my strength]

Kouki [It's okay, it's my fault for not being careful]

...?... With all her strength?...

Shizuku [...I... see...]

Shizuku had a complicated expression on her face.

Also, I noticed that Kaori was using magic to heal me.

Kouki [...Sorry Kaori, I'm also causing trouble for you]

Kaori [Don't mind, actually it's a big help to have someone wounded to practice recovery magic]

Kaori had a big smile on her lips... I'm not sure how to feel about that...

Meld [...*Sigh*...I guess this will be all for today]

Said Meld-san as he send everyone else back.

Ryu [Can you get up]

Kouki [Yeah, don't worry, I can walk just fine...]

I'll head back to my room for now, I feel like I need to rest...

#####

Kouki [I can't sleep...]

I feel quite tired but apparently it's not out of lack of sleep.

Kouki [I have been having trouble sleeping the last few days though]

Because of the weird dreams...

At first I couldn't remember what those dreams were about so I wasn't even aware about the weird dreams, I only felt very anxious after waking up...

Kouki [It's becoming more clear]

Now, I wake up conscious about the weird dreams, I still can't remember very much though.

Kouki [...I somehow feel like I don't want to remember...]

Am I actually scared of sleeping because of a nightmare?

Kouki [A totally badass Hero, aren't I?...]

I look out through the window for no reason, the night sky and a big full moon peacefully existing without a care about the ephemeral problems of us mortals...

Kouki [?... Wait, that sounded quite nice just now]

Let's write it down...

Kouki [Should I go take a walk?]

#####

I walk through the palace's garden.

Kouki [This is nice and all but...]

At this rate, I'll just keep wandering around till morning...

??? [_____------]

Kouki [Hm?]

I can hear something... Someone talking?

I look for the source and the closer I get the clearer it becomes.

This is...

Kouki [Magic chanting...?]

Also, I recognize the voice... In fact, I'll recognize it anywhere...

Kouki [...Kaori...]

Shirasaki Kaori, my childhood friend, notices my existence when I called her name almost by reflex.

Kaori [Kouki-kun?... That's unexpected, for you to be out this late...]

Kouki [I can say that back at you]

Kaori [You think so? Actually, I've been practicing magic here at night quite often recently, the last few days I've been here without fail]

Knowing Kaori, I can picture that.

Kouki [I see, don't work yourself too hard... Is what I want to say but...]

Kaori [I'm glad we are on the same page]

She had a smug smile on her face as if she had came out of a fight with a flawless victory.

Kouki [... Actually, instead of Kouki-kun, I was expecting Shizuku-chan to come and scold me for staying out so late by now...]

I see, so Shizuku knows...

Well, of course she knows...

Kouki [Then I'll leave it to her, she knows you way better than I do after all]

I can't help but to smile at the good relationship between this two.

Kaori [...]

But when I looked at Kaori's face waiting for some answer...

Kouki [...Hm?]

There was something wrong with Kaori's reaction...

If I had to explain it better, her expression was as if she had found something strange.

Kouki [Kaori?]

Kaori [Eh-? Ah... Sorry, what you said sounded a little weird so I kinda blacked out...]

"Weird"?... Should I feel hurt?

#####

Kaori is still diligently practicing magic...

I'm still with her, close but not so much as to get in her way.

As I said, I'll leave Kaori's rest and well being to Shizuku, but tonight at least, I'll scort her till Shizuku comes and pick her up...

I'm free and still don't feel like sleeping at all, so why not?

Kaori [...Nee, Kouki-kun...]

She suddenly stopped and talked to me.

Kouki [Hm? What is it?]

Kaori [Can I ask you something very important?]

Kouki [I don't mind]

I actually feel like I should mind a lot but I'm not going to say no because of that.

Kaori [...Do you think Nagumo-kun is still alive?]

...

...

...

H-how do I answer this?

More like, why ask me that precisely now?

Kaori [...]

She is looking at me very hard...

Let's think...

Let's think...

Let's think...

Kaori [...]

Kouki [...Does it really matter what I think?]

Kaori [...What do you mean?]

Kouki [For example, how you are practicing magic so hard, risking your own health, both physically and mentally...]

Kaori [...]

Kouki [Even if I were to tell you to take better care of yourself, you'll more than certainly ignore me...]

Kaori [I... May do that...]

Kouki [Because your reasons to do it are stronger that any word I can try to use to convince you]

Kaori [W-well, you're right...]

Kouki [...With Nagumo is the same...]

I take a deep breath and-

Kouki [If you ask me, Nagumo is more than certainly dead... No way he can survive that fall and even if he do, he wouldn't be able to survive on his own...]

Kaori [...]

Kouki [That's because for me, Nagumo is a pitiful weakling otaku that can't do anything on his own]

Kaori [Oi, Kouki, can you grind your teeth for a bit?]

Kouki [BUT!!!... That's what the Amanogawa Kouki that doesn't know much about Nagumo thinks...]

Kaori [Your point is...?]

Kouki [Kaori, you know Nagumo better than I do... In fact, better than anyone else in the class...]

Kaori [I-I would say I do...]

Kouki [Then, let me ask you... Do you believe Nagumo is alive?]

Kaori [...I do...]

Kouki [Then, isn't that what really matters?]

Kaori though about my answer and after smiling to herself-

Kaori [*Nod* you are right...]

She said with a smile on her face.

I really dodged a bullet just now...

Kaori [You know, Kouki-kun... That's probably the most considerate thing you've ever said to me...]

Kouki [That's probably the meanest thing you've ever said to me...]

Kaori [It's as Shizuku-chan said... You are acting weird...]

Her tone was very serious.

And I'm seriously hurt by her image of me...

Kaori [Kouki-kun, are you alright?]

The same question I've been hearing non stop the last few days...

Kouki [...Yeah, I've just been having trouble sleeping, nothing serious...]

Kaori [...If you say so...]

Kaori then retuned to her magic practice-

Shizuku [This is... unexpected...]

Or so she thought when Shizuku finally appeared.

Kaori [Geh-! Shizuku-chan...]

Kouki [Hi there, Shizuku]

Shizuku [Kouki, you are her accomplice now?]

Kouki [Just for tonight]

Shizuku [I see, well, Kaori, is time for bed]

Kaori [Yes mom~]

Shizuku [W-who is your mom!?]

#####

I parted ways with Shizuku and Kaori, now I'm in my room, alone and thinking about loots of things.

About Kaori...

About Shizuku...

About Ryu...

Also, about Nagumo...

Kouki [...He is really dead isn't he?]

For the first time, I properly think about Nagumo's death and the fact that he won't be back...

Kouki [Even so Kaori...]

She strongly believes that he is still alive...

Her every action right now is following that brittle hope...

Kouki [I don't think I can support her...]

But even so Shizuku is with her...

Thinking about the loss that means death, I become conscious about my life right now.

Aren't I extremely happy right now?

I have friends, I have comrades and even if I can't meet them right now, I have family...

...I feel sleepy...

Even after saving the people of this world...

Even after going back to Japan...

...I wish it could continue like this foreve-

'Give it up, Kouki. Kaori isn't your possession, and it isn't for you to decide what she does with her life'

'You saw something you couldn't stomach, and you're mad that I did what you couldn't'

'Fear not, I'll be sure to kill you with my own two hands, Kouki-kun!'

'Amanogawa. I said it before, but I really don't care about your opinion'

'Kouki-kun, I'm sorry. But this is my request, so please don't buŧŧ in'

'Kouki. I'm in love with Nagumo-kun. And I want to be together with him'

'Kouki-kun, you're one of my precious friends... So please... don't make me hate you'

...Ah...

I see...

Why did I forgot?

I saw it on my dreams so many times already...

This happiness...

This pitiful illusion...

It won't last...

#####

To make it quick:

-He spend seven years clearing the Great Labyrinths (Not exactly one year each).

-At some point while doing so, this retard saw the future (Or something pretty similar).

-The future he saw is mainly related to us, the "Heroes from another world".

-The reason why he saved me is-

Yuuki [Well... I just wanted to save you...]

If so then...

Yukitoshi [I also heard from the shitty plushie but... Did you really clear the other six labyrinths?]

Yuuki [I did]

Yukitoshi [How?]

Yuuki [Well, it's kinda blurry but... I remember I fought a lot... Also... It hurt a lot...]

If he actually did it... Then...

Yukitoshi [Does that mean you already have the seven ancient magics?]

Yuuki [Yes]

Yukitoshi [And you KNOW where to find the other labyrinths don't you?]

Yuuki [M-more or less...]

Yukitoshi [...Between you and Nagumo, who is stronger?...]

Yuuki [Of course Hajime is stronger]

He almost sounded happy as he said that.

This is pretty much all I wanted to know...

*Glance*

Yuuki [?]

After thinking for a bit, I put the black sword back in it's scabbard...

Yuuki [I decided... From this moment, you are officially promoted from "Cannon fodder" to "Meat shield"]

Yuuki [...? Is that a good thing?]

Yukitoshi [Of course it is, it means you're reusable~]

Yuuki [I see]

He is still useful so I can't have him dying yet...

Well, if he is as stupid as he looks, he'll totally end up dying like a retard.

But AT LEAST FOR NOW, I'll keep him alive...

Yukitoshi [So? What's the next destination?]

Yuuki [...Orcus... Definitely "Orcus Great Labyrinth"]

Yukitoshi [He~, so going back there after a while~]

I don't feel nostalgic at all though...

The labyrinth that Nagumo first cleared.

The retard mentioned before... If I'm not wrong-

Yukitoshi [It was <Creation Magic>, right?]

Yuuki [That's right]

What can I "create" if I get my hands on it?

I'm getting excited~.

...Also...

Yukitoshi [I wonder how are Amanogawa and the mob squad doing~?]

Maybe half of them died already?

If so, I'll definitely laugh at them...

Yuuki [Right, about that-]

*Poke*

Yuuki [Hm?]

Amaterasu [🎵~!!]

The gacha mascot raised it's short triangular arm happily as if saluting.

Yuuki [I see... Shimizu-kun, we are ready to go]

Hm? Now that he mention it, my body feels light, also, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Yukitoshi [Well, let's get going, I want that ancient magic as fast as I can... Also, I want to take a bath...]

I got up and stretched a little.

Yuuki [Yes... We have to hurry...]

He sounded like he meant something with those words... Maybe something about the future he saw?

Whatever...

Yuuki [Ah-]

Hm?

He suddenly froze where he was.

Yuuki [M-my bad Shimizu-kun but, there's something else I forgot to tell you...]

Yukitoshi [If you forgot, then it's probably a matter of life and death]

Yukitoshi [Hm? What makes you think that?]

Yukitoshi [Something like ALL the artifacts you didn't use as we explored the labyrinth]

Yuuki [Ah-! Now that I think about it, Yama-inu would have helped a lot...]

Yuuki [Or the fact that you didn't just use the horse to help me fight Miledi Reisen OR to get you free from the golems]

Yuuki [Right! I totally could have done that!]

Yukitoshi [You should learn from the red bulb, it gave me a hand without I having to ask]

Yuuki [See? he liked you!]

Yukitoshi [Whatever just tell me already]

Yuuki [R-right... *Cough*... It's about the name]

Yukitoshi [Hm? Who's name?]

Yuuki ["Her" name...]

He pointed...

I followed his finger until I saw the sheathed black sword hanging from my belt.

...Of course, he does name then, right?

He refer to his sword, the horse and the bulbs by name.

Of course this sword would have a name too...

...

...Name...

...

Now that I think about it... I kinda want to know...

It's not a lame name, right?

Yuuki [Here Izana-chan, can you help me with this?]

He pulled out a piece of paper and something like a graphite pencil, then he gave it to the black bulb.

The black bulb then wrote in the paper with the pencil too big to hold with just one of it's arms.

Out of the bulbs, this one is the creepiest, it's eyes are always wide open and it just floats around...

The others are easy to read...

The yellow one is a happy-go-lucky.

The grey one is just fuċkɨnġ lazy.

The red one is... Like a dog... A very annoying one...

But I have no fuċkɨnġ idea what goes on in the black one's head.

Sometimes... I think it's looking at me... As if it was... Judging me...

Yuuki [Shimizu-kun, here, Izana-chan is done]

While I was lost in my thoughts, he suddenly passed the piece of paper to me, there was something written on it.

Yukitoshi [Is this... "Her" name?]

<Ibitsu-Hime(歪姫/Distorted princess)>

Because of <Language Compression> I can understand how the same words are written differently.

First the "Pronunciation", like when you write in hiragana and katakana or when you romanize Chinese or Japanese.

Second is the "Original", this probably would look like kanji no matter who sees it.

Last is the "Meaning", to say, what the kanji "歪姫" mean, the message that those words want to transmit.

I first thought the Kanji "歪" was "Hizumi" (My own personal tastes completely unrelated) but looks like it reads as "Ibitsu" in this case, the meaning doesn't change much though.

Yukitoshi [...<Ibitsu-Hime>...]

I... kinda like it...

More than liking it... Isn't this the best name ever?

I think I love it.

Yuuki [...Shimizu-kun?]

Yukitoshi [Shut up I'm thinking]

Yeah... This is great...

The Kanji, the pronunciation, the meaning... Everything is great-

...

...Hm?... "Kanji"?...

Yuuki [...? Is something wrong?]

Yukitoshi [...No, it's nothing, let's get the plushie to open te gate to the outside]

Yuuki [? Okay...]

Let's leave this for later...

Yuuki [Miledi-san, we are ready to go]

Miledi [Hm? Is that so?... Then, stand over there and don't move okay?]

Yuuki [Okay~!]

...

Miledi [Alright, I'll open the gate so get ready~!]

Yukitoshi [Can you just open the fuc-]

Miledi [Be~fore that, Shimizu-kun~]

Yukitoshi [What now?]

Miledi [Don't forget the promise you made...]

Yuuki [Hm?]

Yukitoshi [...If I feel like it...]

Miledi [...Good enough...]

Yuuki [W-what is this? I feel a little left out right now]

Yukitoshi [Not your fuċkɨnġ problem]

Yuuki [Eh?]

Miledi [Hm... Ah! Then how about this? Yuu-chan, promise you'll beat the crap out of him at least once]

Miledi Reisen's finger pointed at me.

Yukitoshi [...Are you serious?]

Miledi [It's for your own good]

Yuuki [If it's for his sake I'll do it!]

Miledi [Good, with all that settled-]

Yukitoshi [Wait a moment you shitty plushie]

I almost forgot...

Miledi [Hm? Now what?]

I pointed at the retard besides me.

Yukitoshi [This retard's <Treasure Trove>, you gave it to him, right?]

Miledi [I did~, what about that?]

Yukitoshi [I want one]

Miledi [Well too bad but not happening~]

Yukitoshi [And why the fuċk is that!?]

Miledi [You cleared the labyrinth with Yuu-chan's help and Yuu-chan already have one so no fuċkɨnġ way~]

Yukitoshi [Oi!!!]

Miledi [Off you go~!]

She then pulled down a rope hanging from the seeling and-

*Splash*

Yukitoshi [W-water!?]

Miledi [Bye-bye~, have fun swimming~]

This Shitty plushie-!!

Yuuki [...Ah...]

Miledi [Hm?]

Yukitoshi [Now what!?]

What did he forgot this time!?

Yuuki [Actually... I can't swim...]

....