Arifureta Shokugyou De Sekai Saikyou: Irregularity

Yukitoshi [*Cough* *cough* test test... Hello everyone! I hope you are all having a wonderful day and I welcome you to "Comment's comments"!!!]

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Yukitoshi [This is the section in which we'll comment about the comments that we have received from non other than YOU, the readers!!!]

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Yukitoshi [I will be you moderator, announcer or whatever you want to call me, Shimizu Yukitoshi at you service...]

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Yukitoshi [We also have a group of very special guests, first give a warm welcome to the "Something like a protagonist", Yuuki-san!!]

Yuuki [Good day everyone, I'm something like a protagonist, my name is Yuuki, please take care of me...]

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Yukitoshi [As you all can see, he is a retard]

Yuuki [E-ehehehe~///, you are making me blush///]

Yukitoshi [I wasn't praising you-As our second guest, we have this very series's "Flawed Hero", Amanogawa Kouki-san!!]

Kouki [Eh?-Ah! My name is Amanogawa Kouki, it's a pŀėȧsurė...]

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Yukitoshi [Do it later-And last AND least...]

Hajime [Oi]

Yukitoshi [We have... this bitch I guess...]

Hajime [You really wanna have a go right here Shimizu!?]

Yukitoshi [As you all can see, he's the embodiment of a middle schooler's wet dream]

*Gets up* .

Kouki [W-wait wait wait wait! Let's calm down!]

Hajime [Are you saying that to me Amanogawa?]

Kouki [I know so calm down... Shimizu-kun too, apologize already]

Kouki [...Yeah, you know, that thing you do when you do something bad?...]

Yukitoshi [...Apologize...?]

Hajime [...Wait a minute there Amanogawa, explain all that about "apologizing" again...]

Kouki [....No.... No no no no no no way, right? I'm sure you have done it at least once before!]

Yukitoshi [...Apologize because-]

Hajime [-You did something bad...?]

Kouki [Yes! that's actually what people are supposed to do when they do something bad!]

Hajime [...]

Yukitoshi [...]

Yuuki [...?]

Hajime & Yukitoshi [...Is that so?]

Kouki [IT IS!!! Something bad like INSULTING AND KILLING]

Yuuki [Oh, right... Shimizu-kun and Hajime-san love to do that...]

Yukitoshi [I'll have you know I'm not into killing people meaninglessly, so can you please not falsely accuse me, you fuċkɨnġ retard...]

Yuuki [Eh-?]

Hajime [If you say I like to insult people again I'll fuċkɨnġ kill you]

Yuuki [Eeeeeeehh!!!?]

Kouki [THAT! THAT'S THE KIND OF BAD THING YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR!]

Yukitoshi [...]

Kouki [...]

Yuuki [...?]

Hajime & Yukitoshi [...Is that so?]

Kouki [IT IS!!!]

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Yukitoshi [Mo~ving on!...]

Kouki [So we are just moving on...]

Yukitoshi [Let's-]

Yukitoshi [...*Sigh*... What is it now, Shitty Hero?]

Kouki [S-shitty-?... *Sigh*... That's fine I guess... I wanted to ask... Is it really fine for me to be here as a guest?]

Yukitoshi [What could you mean by that, Shitty Hero-sama?]

Kouki [...I mean... I had pretty much no screen time, I only appeared once at the very end of vol 01 and I didn't talk or did that much...]

Yukitoshi [And~?]

Kouki [...I MEAN... Shouldn't Yue-san, Shea-san or someone else be here in my place?]

Yukitoshi [Doesn't that mean that This chuni-bastard shouldn't be here either?]

Yuuki [Well, Hajime-san is Hajime-san so...]

Hajime [What he said]

Hajime [Well, going back to Amanogawa... Yaegashi and Sakagami had about as much screen time as you do and Sonobe and Tanmai had about half a chapter of dialogue...]

Kouki [Right? Even if we mention the POV I had at the end-]

Yuuki [Shea-san, Aiko-sensei and of course Hajime-san, they also had their own POV...]

Kouki [That's what I mean...]

Yukitoshi [Well, about that...]

Kouki [?]

Yuuki [?]

Hajime [...?]

Yukitoshi [According to the notes from vol 02 that I have right here...]

Kouki [Y-You have something like that?...]

Yukitoshi [You have more or less five chapters worth of protagonism planned for vol 02...]

Kouki [E-... Eh?]

Yukitoshi [BTW that's pretty much half of vol 02]

Kouki [Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!?]

Hajime [...Seriously?...]

Yuuki [Congratulations Kouki-kun!]

Kouki [Ah... T-thanks...]

Yukitoshi [That's about it, just think of this as a warmup]

Kouki [...A... warmup...]

*Gurururu~*

Hajime [Hm? What was that noise?]

Kouki [M-my stomach...]

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Yukitoshi [Let's get going with the first comment ever in the story of this fan-made work... Retard please begin...]

Yuuki [Yes! *Cough*... The first comment is from BlizzardMage-san and it says...]

"I don't really like this kind of MC. Maybe, this story not for me :("

Yukitoshi [A good start]

Kouki [No, that's not really it, right? He's saying he may not read it, I think that counts as a BAD start...]

Hajime [Not really, it doesn't have the words "Worst" and "Shit" so in the world of internet, where you can say whatever you want without any sense of guilt... This is actually quite good...?]

Yuuki [Yeah! There could also be no comments... AT ALL, so to have enough material to let this section even exist is great!!]

Yukitoshi [And to the next-]

Hajime [Oi, Shimizu...]

Shimizu [...What could it be, chuni-bitch-]

Hajime [You were the POV on ch 01 so... Doesn't that mean he didn't like YOU?]

Kouki [*Tremble*!!!]

Yuuki [...Ah... now that you mention it...]

Yukitoshi [...]

Hajime [...*Chuckle*]

Yukitoshi [Let's move on~]

Kouki [He's acting as if it didn't happen!!]

Yukitoshi [Amanogawa, you're next...]

Kouki [Alright, next comment is from Irelia-san...]

"'I' should be capitalized. I made the same mistake b4. And the speech should just be something like "xxxxxx" she said/ "xxxxx" I replied."

Yukitoshi [It's... a normal constructive advice...]

Hajime [It's normal...]

Yuuki [It's constructive...]

Yukitoshi [...Tch...]

Kouki [...Shimizu-kun, you look... disappointed I guess...]

Yukitoshi [I mean~... We can't do much if it's this normal... and constructive...]

Hajime [I guess it won't do much as entertainment... But... Well, it's not a bad comment]

Yuuki [We really appreciate this kind of comments!!]

Kouki [Thank you very much, Irelia-san...]

Yukitoshi [Alright next one, Nagumo, your turn...]

Hajime [Next comment is from HailTanya-san...]

"I don't mind dark mc, as long as you don't make it half-assed and decide to turn him into a good guy in middle of the story :)

I'm curious what kind of power will you give to mc, because fighting against nagumo without cheat is like seeking death xD.. nagumo existence itself is already a cheat, moreover all his harem member is too strong..

This is a good novel, so keep up the good work.. i'm looking forward to it :)"

Kouki [This one feels quite nice]

Hajime [He have some expectations for the "Protagonist", nothing bad there... but...]

Yuuki [...? But, wait a second... This work is tagged with "Multiple protagonists" though...]

Yukitoshi [Well~... You can look forward to it~]

Hajime [..."Multiple protagonists"...? Then-]

Yukitoshi [Alright, the next comment is from Sternl-san...]

"Thanks for the chapter"

Yuuki [YOU'RE WELCOME!!]

Yukitoshi [Next one!!]

Kouki [So fast!!]

Hajime [Well, is quite short so...]

Yukitoshi [Retard, you go...]

Yuuki [This is from Harem_fan-san]

Hajime [So straight...]

"Just started reading looks interesting.."

Kouki [Thank you very much, I hope we fulfill your expectations]

Yukitoshi [To the next one... Amanogawa, I chose you!]

Kouki [This is the last comment to date for ch 01, from Not_so_pun-san...]

"you had my curiosity

now you have my full attention"

Yuuki [Oh~... This one feels a bit classy with a touch of badassness-]

Yukitoshi [Leonardo DiCaprio-]

Yuuki [-Eh-?]

Kouki [Playing as "Monsieur" Calvin J. Candie-]

Yuuki [-W-wait-]

Hajime [From "Django Unchained" directed by Quentin Tarantino...]

Yuuki [W-wait wait wait wait!! What are you all abou!!?]

Yukitoshi [A movie]

Kouki [A really good one]

Hajime [You should watch it some day]

Yuuki [Oh, I see, a movie... Then, can we watch it together?]

Hajime & Yukitoshi [NO]

Yuuki [Why!?]

Kouki [I don't mind Yuuki-kun, let's watch it together some day...]

Yuuki [Kouki-kun~]

Yukitoshi [Let's move on already, Nagumo...]

Hajime [This is the only comment for ch 02 from ZEROtheHERO2603-san...]

"Really love how real this feel. He's fighting his own demons and doubts. He's lonely and my guest is that those spirit are just his subconscious ways of dealing with it in one way or another. Plus the fact that he's actively thinking of ways to overcome things despite know that he's not strong enough. Really good strong start like dang."

Yuuki [...Can I cry?]

Yukitoshi [No]

Kouki [This one is quite emotional indeed]

Hajime [He more or less made up for the lack of comments... Just in content at least...]

Yukitoshi [What he wrote is not completely wrong but...]

Kouki [But?]

Yukitoshi [This retard DOES have to deal with lot of psycho-emotional shit but... I got the feeling he solved it on his own as fast as something came out...]

Yuuki [Well, if you get stuck on something you won't move forward...]

Hajime [That works figuratively and Literally...]

Yuuki [Not running away from your problems is just the first step, what's really important is to actually face them...]

Kouki [...I guess you're right...]

Yukitoshi [And about the gacha mascots bein illusions...]

Yuuki [Izana-chan and the others are 100% real though...]

Yukitoshi [Yeah, I was bitten once... Though, that doesn't mean your guess is wrong, actually, it may just be completely right... Alright, next one...]

Yuuki [The next one is the only comment for ch 03 from Coeur_noirs-san...]

"Why do he say nano?? It made him a little retardes and/or chunni"

Yuuki [Is that so-nano?]

Yukitoshi [Yeah, I totally get you man...]

Hajime [If he says "Nano" again, I'll shoot him]

Yuuki [Eh?]

Kouki [L-let's move to the next one... Alright, no comments for ch 04 so this are the comments for ch 05]

Yukitoshi [Quite simple and short so shoot them all in one go]

Kouki [This are from Paul05Nancy193-san, 12CCcrystal-san and FebAlenliu-san...]

"This was a great chapter, more please!"

"UPDATE PLEASE (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ"

"Adding this to my collections first, will start reading when more chapters are out"

Hajime [Quite simple...]

Yuuki [Thank you very much!!]

Yukitoshi [...Well, let's get to the next one...]

Hajime [The next one is for ch 06... Hm?]

Yukitoshi [What's wrong? Go on...]

Hajime [...Well... Just look at this...]

Yukitoshi [Hm?...]

Hajime [...]

Yukitoshi [...]

Kouki [?...]

Yuuki [?...]

Yukitoshi [...Is this maybe...?]

Hajime [That's the first thing I thought...]

Kouki [Is something wrong?]

Yuuki [Hm?]

Yukitoshi [Just look for yourself]

Hajime [Alright the next comments are from HFAbOct-san, Kiling884519261990-san, 01uYanga-san, Marrymes08-san, 1993sbgirl-san, Maycoward043351191-san, 03Danielliu-san, MayOGm-san, 1988Huap-san and 2017babyb-san]

Kouki [T-that's a lot of people... Are you really reacting to all those comments at once?]

Hajime [Just wait for a bit...]

"Wahhh not bad not bad *prepares self for more goodness*"

"Good start! i love it"

"Author do a good job! please don't drop"

"Are you updating soon? I'm checking your novel every day!"

"Pls don't drop the novel!!! I need moreeeee"

"Go go go, author-nim, write like the wind! Need more!"

"Please don't say you're gonna drop this, it's so good!"

"Where did you go?"

"I'm dying to see what happens next, please update soon!"

"wher updet?"

Yuuki [Woah~... A lot of comments in one chapter~...]

Kouki [Well, I guess they're on the simple side but... Did you have to put them all in one go-?]

Yukitoshi [This are bots aren't they?]

Kouki [...Eh?]

Hajime [More than probably, They are...]

Yuuki [Hm? What's a "bots"?]

Yukitoshi [It means that this comments weren't written by real people]

Yuuki [Eh?]

Hajime [Can you see how the comments are a little stiff here and there?]

Kouki [W-wait wait wait wait wait a moment, isn't it too soon to just say "Yeah, they're bots"]

Yukitoshi [A few of them may be from real people, but the others are more than definitely not...]

Kouki [Maybe they are using some "Auto-messaging" function or something similar, like the quick messages you can send in COD]

Yukitoshi [...]

Hajime [...]

Yuuki [*Tremble*!!!?]

Kouki [...E-eh? What's wrong?...]

Yukitoshi [Amanogawa, it's one thing if it's a quick message on COD... But...]

Kouki [B-but...?]

Hajime [In the comment section it's a bot...]

Kouki [-!!!... T-that... can't... be...]

Yukitoshi [Well, let's get over with this drama and to the next comment...]

Kouki [Wait! My heart is not ready for more! And Yuuki-kun is still convulsing from the shock!!]

Yuuki [~~•©π✓✓=™^®√©|%•®=×{×}{=∆~~]

Yukitoshi [Next is the only comment for ch 07, from Madara1996-san, there's also a comment from the author but nobody cares]

"Bri. Welcome back. When will be the next chapter?"

Hajime [Well, this one settled quickly...]

Yukitoshi [It sure did, just in a few days...]

Hajime [Good for him...]

Yukitoshi [Next one, retard, RIDE ON...]

Yuuki [Let's jump to ch 09]

Kouki [Wait, Yuuki-kun, you are fine already!?]

Yuuki [Yes... If I get stuck on something, I won't move forward... I have to face my problems head on...Right?]

Kouki [...Yeah, you are right...]

Yukitoshi [Oi, retard, leave the motivational shit for the main story...]

Yuuki [Ah! Right!... The only comment is from ClosedPervert-san...]

"truthfully I don't think I'll continue read this novel. MC is boring and confusing, can't really stand his inner drama. But, hey! This is Arifureta fanfic, so I'll give this a chances."

Yuuki [...]

Yukitoshi [...]

Kouki [...]

Hajime [...]

Yuuki [...E-eEHh-?]

Hajime & Yukitoshi [Pffffffff-!!!]

Kouki [Don't laugh!!]

Yuuki [K-Kouki-kun... H-he won't read any more... I-is it my fault!? Should I die!?]

Kouki [No one needs to die so let's just calm down first!]

Hajime [Well, we already made clear that his inner drama comes and goes]

Yukitoshi [And that about him being confusing...? How do we describe this retard in few words?]

Hajime [How to describe him?...]

Kouki [How to describe him?...]

Yuuki [*Waku* *waku*]

Yukitoshi [Fucking pitiful?]

Yuuki [Eh?]

Hajime [Fucking annoying?]

Yuuki [E-ee-EHhhh!!??]

Kouki [AN ACTUALLY VERY NICE PERSON?]

Yuuki [*Sob* Kouki-kun~]

Yukitoshi [Well, moving on, Amanogawa, you are last]

Kouki [Got it, this is the only comment for ch 10 and last comment for vol 01 to date, from Newsourpatch-san...]

"Steal hajime harem👍🏻"

Yuuki [...]

Yukitoshi [...]

Kouki [...]

Hajime [...]

Yuuki [...What?...]

Kouki [W-well... This is a little...]

Hajime [Tch]

Yukitoshi [Phu-... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!... You heard that retard? He want us to go all out~!!]

Yuuki [...What?...]

Yukitoshi [Well~... With that we end the first chapter of "Comment's coments", I hope you enjoyed yourselves as much as I did and wish you a wonderful night.... With all that said, adios!!!]