You Plus Me Equals

"Oh! Look at the pretty princess over there. She promised me that if I take her hand, she will lead me to happiness, she just wants to take me somewhere safe. To her bosom. I love you, pretty fairy baby!" Sam cried out happily throwing himself towards their small group at the back of the party.

"What is he yapping about?" Max asked confused.

"I dunno, I think he saw someone pretty. Where though."

Leo cried out from behind them.

"WHAT THE"

They both turned back from scanning the crowd for who Sam was talking about.

Evan's jaw dropped open.

"Oh my god… You have a death wish, don't you?" Evan stated shocked at the scene in front of him before he carefully reached forward to rectify the situation. But before he could even move Max was already prying Sam from Leo's lips.

Sam looked up at his friend and had zero recognition on his face.

"The fairy has soft lips and an even softer tongue… Not very big b.o.o.b.s though." Sam giggled talking to himself.

Max looked like he was about to lose his mind with annoyance.

Evan s.u.c.k.e.d in a breath, trying to hold back his laughter.

Max turned to look at him angrily.

"I'm sorry, it's just he kinda has a point. Leo's b.r.e.a.s.t are very lacking." Evan said carefully, but couldn't hide the giant grin on his face.

"Leo, where is my baby Leo. I want to give him a hug."

Evan laughed. "Sam he is your fairy princess"

"He is!" Sam's face lit up and his eyes sparkled merrily

"I knew we were fated. My best friend is my fairy."

"God, Sam stop, you are annoying, come on, let's go back home." Evan tried coaxing Sam. Sam looked at him and pouted.

"You're not pretty, you're s.e.xy, I like s.e.xy too, not as cute, but it's still good." Sam reached out his arms and walked towards Evan looking very much like a person attempting to walk for the first time and a zombie attacking.

Evan burst out laughing, losing his cool, just as Sam fell into his arms and cuddled his face into his c.h.e.s.t and began kissing his neck gently with tiny pecks.

'You really are always too much to handle aren't you?'

Leo watched Sam, worry etched across his face. "Is he going to be okay, he is really wasted?"

Evan laughed. "Heck, worry about yourself right now. I will take care of this one. Max looks like he can't tell whether to strangle Sam or laugh. Maybe, help him get to the laughing point while I make Sam disappear."

"How do I make him forget what just happened?"

Evan smiled. "I dunno, try using your small b.r.e.a.s.ts."

Leo gave him a look of annoyance.

"You laugh, but I doubt anyone has ever groped your c.h.e.s.t so hard you thought you were going to get b.o.o.b.s from all their pulling," Leo complained while he touched his c.h.e.s.t and pouted.

"It really hurts."

"Get Max to kiss it better." Evan teased.

Leo made a face like he had sniffed something nasty.

Evan shook his head with laughter but then his face paled. A loud noise pulled their attention to Evan.

"O, what are you doing?" Evan exclaimed as Sam s.u.c.k.e.d in his skin so hard on his lower neck that it began to ache.

Sam just m.o.a.n.e.d.

"Okay, yup I am going to lock him up where he can't do any more harm. Goodnight guys."

Evan gave them both a wave, but Max ignored him to talk to Leo, Leo gave him a small wave before Max cuddled him tightly in his arms Evan chuckled but turned Sam around to leave.