Without Me

If you're in my head, how the hell could he do it ?! * yells in her mind * Okay, easy Akkira. You soon wake up and everything will be back to normal. After all, it's just a dream. It is normal that in a dream a lot of strange things happen ... You remember how you once became a coach of the Polish national team and you won the world championship with your team, and then your husband woke you up, crying that you kicked him until he fell from bed? Now it is similar ...

Akkira: "Well ..." she breathed, rubbing her eyelids. "If Mu Sheng read the comments, he should probably be happy, right? I was happy when I read them! "

Mu Sheng: "Waaahhh ... Waaahhh ..." * he hid his head between his knees *

Yao Xi: "..."

Akkira: "Well, what now?"

Yao Xi: * turns her head embarrassed * "No reader mentioned him ...

Akkira: "..." * CAW ... CAW ... CAW ... *

Akkira did not know whether to laugh or cry. Her head began to pulse, as if she was about to get a migraine attack, despite the fact that she was dreaming ...

Trying not to get angry, she went to Mu Sheng and crouched beside him. He looked like a distraught five-year-old child who had taken the lollipop. His chibi version looked at her with great watery eyes.

Akkira: "There ... There ..." Akkira calmed down, stroking his hair stiffly.

Suddenly, she felt something damp on her hand, as if something was glued to her. She raised her hand curiously to identify the mysterious substance.

Akkira "..." * looks in disbelief at the hand covered with thick, greenish snots *

Yao Xi: "..." * moves away meaningly, shaking her nose in disgust *

Mu Sheng: "Sob ... Sob ... You're awful, mom! How can you not care that your child is being treated like that? Sob ... Sob ... "* from the nose of Mu Sheng, dripping more snots *

Akkira, annoyed, wipes her hands in the sleeve of Mu Sheng's shirt, pretending to comfort him. She felt on the verge of a nervous breakdown and for the first time since she gave birth to Marcel, she wanted to wake up. She usually prayed for another five minutes of sleep, but now she wanted to get out of this bizarre situation as soon as possible.

Akkira: "You must be patient" She calmed down, trying to get rid of this terrible secretion, and her face contorted with disgust. "Wait a few more chapters ..."

Mu Sheng: "No! I do not want to be the hero of this novel anymore! These people do not know what's good! Sob ... Sob ... They will regret that they did not appreciate such a walking ideal like me! Sat ... Sob ...

Akkira and Yao Xi exchange irritated looks.

Akkira: "Oh, okay ... In that case, I have to come up with a new hero in your place that will be famous and rich thanks to Yao Xi ..." * shrugs, feigning helplessness *

Mu Sheng sharply raised his head: "Fame and wealth ?!"

Akkira: "Of course" * nods seriously up and down * "I will not tell you how, but your role is extremely important ... It has a great impact on Yao Xi's future career, and therefore yours ... But it's hard ...

* gets up, brushing her knees * If you do not want to, I will come up with someone new ... * scratches her head, pretending to think * Yao Xi, what about a tall, well-built and unearthly handsome European with blond hair and blue eyes ? Hmmm ... Maybe a muscular fitness trainer? Or an intelligent professor? "

Yao Xi: "Whatever," she shrugs her shoulders. "I prefer Li Ye Han anyway"

* CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW *

Mu Sheng: "..."

Akkira: "..."

Yao Xi: "Well, what? It's not my fault that you made him such a handsome "* shrugs innocently with her arms, blushing *" Girls love such naughty and inaccessible boys "

Akkira: * scratches his head * "I think I made a mistake somewhere ..."

Mu Sheng: "You think?"

Akkira * shakes his head * "In any case, I have to get back to work. I have so many ideas for the substitute Mu Sheng that I do not know if I have enough paper ... * clap in hands, excited *

Mu Sheng: "Wait, wait! * gets up immediately, wiping his face with his sleeve * I'm staying! But I want to be the main male hero! Let them not think about it, that they can forget about me so easily!

* raises a fist into the air * I will show them what a great, wonderful and irreplaceable Mu Sheng is! "

Akkira: * stops at the door *

Turned back to them, she stops the giggle, and a cunning smile appears on her face.

Akkira: "What did you say? Are you saying you want to appear only in the last chapter? It's done! "

* Smiles brightly *

Mu Sheng: * speechless *

Yao Xi: * wonders if their mother has always been so shameless *

Mu Sheng: "OK. Forget it! Forget it! "* Bites his lip, trying to stop tears *" I will give them a last chance! They will see how wonderful Sheng Mu is. They will beg me to appear more often! And then... * crazy laughter * " Muahahahahahaha .... I will become the main hero and I will bruise that arrogant smirk from the face of this Li Ye Han! Muahahahahahaha ... "

* tdeathly silence *

Yao Xi: * moves to Akkira * "And you thought that you only made a mistake with me? * she whispers doubtfully * "We are all abnormal here"

Akkira: "..." * twitching of the left eye * * black lines covered her forehead *

***

Akkira wakes up with her head resting on the desk top and looks at her watch. She slept literally eighteen minutes ...

She raises her head and sees that her workstation is in complete mess - the whole desk is covered with a pile of notes, pens, colorful markers, and even some old, dried bread ... * shudders *

She remembered her strange dream.

Akkira: "What have I done wrong?" she mutters under her breath, knocking over a pile of papers in search of the character's characteristics of those two ...

She felt that they were completely abnormal and she had to fix them as soon as possible!

***

At the same time, in Akkira's head:

Mu Sheng: "Do you think she can change us?" * Gnaws nails nervously *

Yao Xi: "No way" * walks quietly down the hall *

Mu Sheng: * looks at her with doubts *

Yao Xi: * stops and turns her head * "Grandfather said that his granddaughter is too perfect for anyone to change her" * continues to wander *

Mu Sheng: * stumbled * "What?" * Runs after her * "Well, what did he say? It does not affect what the author will do with us. "

Yao Xi: "You do not know Grandpa Li," she snorted. "When the old man goes ahead, even the author herself can't stop him. Who told her to create such an old fox? Now, even if she wanted to change something, she would not be able to do anything about it, unless she took notes from grandfather's stomach ... * a cunning smile *

Mu Sheng: "...." * CAW CAW CAW * Mother is probably more abnormal than all of us together if she could create someone like that old madman.... "

***

Akkira, hearing the conversation in her head, was speechless * freezes *

Akkira: "This old fart ... * clenches her fists angrily * Wait till I fall asleep again! If I see you, I will make you chew your gum with your fingers! "(It means that she knock his teeth out)

A FEW HOURS LATER - 1:30 AM:

Gabriel (older son of Akkira, 6 years old): "Mom, I do not want to sleep at all" * completely awake jumps in his bed *

Akkira: "....." * eye shake *

* swings stroller, trying to put Marcel to sleep *

Marcel (younger son, 5 months): "A gu gu ga" * babbles, laughing without the slightest signs of tiredness *

Akkira: "....." * with heavy eyes, completely devoid of energy *

Husband, I am begging you, come back from this business trip ... * mind breakdown *

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I have a surprise for you.

In addition to sharing some quirks with my sick mind, I wanted to share with you my daily routine of the last two weeks.

I have drawn a short comic book for you, which will give you a little reason for my long absence.

Laugh out of how much you want :) I specifically used such a childish method of drawing :) And although I am not a Picasso, I draw a little better than what I have prepared for you, ;p

Here is link for my first draft: prnt.sc/nsv6eo

Second draft: prnt.sc/nsv7p1

And third draft : prnt.sc/nsv8at

please, enjoy :)))

Accept my sincerest apologies. I think that if there are some lonely mothers among the readers, they will understand me perfectly ...

I also decided to put a retrospection from the previous life of Yao Xi and Li Ye Han, so that you could get to know them a little better. I wanted to do it a bit later, but when I read your comments, I decided to do it now :) And this unfortunately, confused my story, so I had to modify it a bit.

I came up with many new and interesting ideas :)))

New chapter: Retrospective Part 1 - in just a few hours.

I kiss you and hug you !! :))