What to Do if I Am Noticed by the Straight Guy Next Door?

Su Bin never expected that giving “body wash” as a gift could have such a twisted meaning… But then he thought again, he wasn’t giving the body wash to Allen as a gift!

They shared a bathroom and took turns buying the body wash. Last time he bought it, this time it was my turn… Isn’t that normal?

Why did Sun Yujie make it sound so shameless and embarrassing?

What if Allen misunderstood and thought Su Bin bought the body wash to give it to him…?

-_-# Su Bin wiped the sweat slowly dripping from his forehead. He couldn’t dare to imagine such a beautiful scene.

Sun Yujie looked at Su Bin’s ever-changing expressions with a bit of concern. Sometimes terrified, sometimes clutching his heart, and sometimes scratching his lungs… He heard that Su Bin had been walking a Husky for a professor recently? Well… could it be contagious?

Sun Yujie couldn’t help but take another look at the bottle of Sweetgrass fragrance in Su Bin’s hand that was being taken back… Ah, although he didn’t successfully receive a gift, it was still the first time a same-sex person had said they wanted to give him perfume! He really hoped that in the future, the person he liked would also give him a bottle of perfume, and then both of them would wear the same scent, hugging each other in various ways… Whenever he smelled that scent in the future, he would instantly recall all sorts of impure scenes. Ah… so romantic!

Su Bin glanced at him sideways. “…What are you thinking again?”

Sun Yujie: “Nothing…”

After a while, Sun Yujie asked Su Bin, “Are you free this Saturday?”

Su Bin’s mouth twitched. Why did someone keep asking him if he was free on Saturdays lately? “No, I have a part-time job.”

Sun Yujie widened his eyes. “You’re walking dogs on Saturdays too?”

Su Bin replied, “No, it’s a different job…”

Sun Yujie asked, “What kind of job?”

Su Bin’s mouth twitched again. Why did they want him to say it? “Picking up trash!”

Sun Yujie: “…”

Seeing that Sun Yujie seemed like he was going to ask further, Su Bin quickly said, “Cut to the chase, what do you want to do?”

Sun Yujie said, “Nothing special, if you were free, we could play games together.”

Su Bin shrugged, indicating that he couldn’t do anything about it, but he thought of someone…

“Fei, did you give away your ticket?” He sent a message to Jin Fei.

This time, Jin Fei replied instantly, “No, why? You’re not going to pick up trash and decided to accompany your brother to the game?”

Su Bin replied, “Don’t talk nonsense… Can you still find someone to watch the game with?”

Jin Fei replied instantly again, “Hehe, are you worried that your brother won’t find someone to watch the game with?”

Su Bin could almost hear the disdain in Jin Fei’s tone from the text… He hesitated for a moment. Originally, he thought if Jin Fei couldn’t find someone, he could invite Sun Yujie to watch the game together. But now it seemed that he was needlessly worried about that social butterfly.

The next second, the phone screen flashed again:

“Are you trying to introduce your brother to a girl to watch the game together? (_)”

“…” Who was acting all high and mighty just now? Su Bin sighed and said, “No!”

Jin Fei persisted, “I can see through your thoughts even from a kilometer away. Come on, spill it!”

Su Bin glanced at Sun Yujie. A beautiful woman? In a way, he could only be considered a “pseudo-woman”!

“Not a woman,” Su Bin replied.

This time, five minutes passed without a response from Jin Fei. Su Bin sneered. Indeed, he was a seed sower…

The next second, Jin Fei’s message came, “Is he handsome?”

“…” You’re looking for someone to watch the game with and you’re still concerned about their looks?

While mentally mocking him for his “transition from a woman to a man in just five minutes,” Su Bin glanced at Sun Yujie…

Su Bin smirked and replied to Jin Fei, “Extremely handsome, incomparably handsome!”

Jin Fei responded, “Don’t find anyone more handsome than me.”

“…” Damn it! He was just looking for someone to accompany him to the game! Su Bin immediately changed his tune, “Slightly less handsome than you.”

Jin Fei replied, “Accepted.”

Su Bin read the message and smirked, looking at Sun Yujie. “Xiao Jie~”

Sun Yujie had already been worn out by Su Bin’s constant scrutiny. “What’s up?”

Su Bin said, “I’ve found a playmate for you. I’ll take you to Old Trafford Stadium on Saturday to watch the game!”

Sun Yujie’s eyes lit up. “Really? Who is it?”

Su Bin said, “He’s my roommate, a tall and handsome guy, a rich man who drives an Audi, a bit eccentric (?), and he claims to be a social… butterfly.”

Sun Yujie’s eyes sparkled even more. “Wow! That’s great!”

Su Bin felt his whole body shiver from Sun Yujie’s excited gaze. “I should remind you, hide your secrets well because he’s also straight!”

Sun Yujie felt a bit wronged. “Biscuit Ge, I’m just gay, not a virus…”

Su Bin said, “… I’m worried about you getting hurt.”

Sun Yujie raised his hand to swear. “Although I admit I’m a bit ‘lovestruck’, but so far, I’ve genuinely liked only one person, and that is…”

Su Bin immediately made a “stop” gesture. “Alright, alright, I know. Don’t mention his name. Every time you mention him, I feel like slapping you. I think you’re… hopeless!”

Sun Yujie said, “Okay… Can I ask you another question?”

Su Bin asked, “What? Go ahead.”

Sun Yujie hesitated for a moment, looking curious. “What kind of trash are you picking up?”

Su Bin sighed inwardly. Why was everyone so concerned about this?

On Saturday noon, Su Bin and Jin Fei set off together. Su Bin’s part-time job also required him to make his own way to the stadium. Fortunately, Jin Fei happened to be going to watch the game, so Su Bin could catch a ride with him. Otherwise, the stadium was over ten kilometers away from their place, and after deducting transportation costs, Su Bin felt it wasn’t worth it.

The two of them headed to the meeting point that Su Bin had previously arranged with Sun Yujie. Su Bin sat in the passenger seat and suddenly felt that having a rich roommate was extremely cool.

The car slowly drove towards the student apartment area where Sun Yujie was located. Today, Sun Yujie was wearing a hoodie with the flag of Country B printed on it, paired with a washed-out white tight jeans. His hair was soft and fluffy, giving off a very refreshing and clean look…

“Wow, is that your classmate? He looks so well-behaved!” Jin Fei assessed Sun Yujie from a distance and gave a fair evaluation.

Su Bin chuckled inside… Who could know that behind that well-behaved appearance was a shameless flirt?

He felt a bit uneasy, worried that Jin Fei might be repulsed after knowing the truth. After all, open-minded straight guys like Brother Cheng and himself were rare…

Jin Fei parked the car stylishly in front of Sun Yujie and lowered the window, taking off his sunglasses. He whistled at him.

Su Bin: “…”

The scene played out as follows:

Sun Yujie blushed when he saw Jin Fei and even lowered his head before getting into the back seat. After exchanging greetings with Su Bin, he greeted Jin Fei with a polite demeanor, even more well-behaved than when he first met Su Bin.

Jin Fei started his usual self-introduction, “Hello, I’m Fly… What’s your name?”

Sun Yujie chuckled and said, “Hello, I’m Mosquito.”

Su Bin: “…”

“Hahaha!” Jin Fei burst into laughter and said to Su Bin, “Your classmate is hilarious, I like him!”

Sun Yujie laughed foolishly and said, “Brother Fei, you can call me Jason.”

Jin Fei responded, “That sounds a bit unfamiliar. Just like Su Bin, I’ll call you Xiao Jie.”

Sun Yujie giggled in response.

Su Bin was speechless. Damn it, were these two shameless people flirting? Jin Fei and Sun Yujie ignored Su Bin’s existence and chatted happily throughout the journey. Whenever Jin Fei boasted about something, Sun Yujie would show an “admiring” expression, completely different from Su Bin’s attitude when chatting with Jin Fei…

At the same time, Sun Yujie’s admiration for Jin Fei made Jin Fei feel pleased. Jin Fei often observed Sun Yujie’s expression through the rearview mirror and confidently imitated “Hua Lun” by brushing his hair.

Damn it! Su Bin finally understood the phrase “birds of a feather flock together.” These two were a perfect match, with one boasting and the other praising. They could even perform a duet!

Finally, they arrived at the stadium. After getting out of the car, Jin Fei had the opportunity to carefully assess Sun Yujie.

As Su Bin watched them exchange glances, he felt like his head was starting to glow… Was it because he was annoyed that he had to pick up trash while these two went to watch the game?

Su Bin quickly adjusted his mindset. Then he heard Jin Fei ask Sun Yujie, “Are you gay?”

Sun Yujie shyly nodded and admitted, “Yes.”

Jin Fei looked at Su Bin and said, “You know, right?”

Su Bin: “…”

It seemed that a social butterfly like Jin Fei couldn’t be fooled when it came to sexual orientation. Fei, Fei, Fei Ge… I’m really not a hustler!

Sun Yujie, on the other hand, mustered the courage to ask Jin Fei, “Fei Ge, how did you know?”

Jin Fei smiled, shook Sun Yujie’s hand, and said, “I’m bisexual.”

Sun Yujie withdrew his hand and said, “But Fei Ge, I already have someone I like.”

Su Bin was petrified. Bisexual? What was that?… Was it like being 0.5? No, 0.5 meant versatile! So “bisexual” meant… being attracted to both genders?

With his existing knowledge of “BL culture,” Su Bin managed to grasp the meaning of “bisexual”…

He looked at Jin Fei in shock and asked, “Were you born this way?”… This guy was actually halfway bent!

Jin Fei shrugged and said, “It developed later.”

Su Bin: … Halfway bent can develop later? How did that happen?

Jin Fei could directly read Su Bin’s thoughts through his expression, so he didn’t hesitate to respond, “Someone turned me.”

Su Bin: “Can straight guys really be turned? H-How did they do it?”

Jin Fei took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, lit one, and took a desolate drag before exhaling. “I don’t know… Maybe it was the influence of alcohol.”

Su Bin: “…………”

“Afterward, when I looked back, I thought it was quite enjoyable,” Jin Fei said, casually flicking his fingers and extinguishing the cigarette he had only taken a few puffs from. “I just… couldn’t turn straight again, yeah.”

Jin Fei recovered from his momentary sadness and lit another cigarette, seemingly creating an atmosphere with his statement of “couldn’t turn straight again.” Although Su Bin admitted that he created quite an ambiance with that line… But hey, can’t you make “being bent” sound so casual? And what does that last “yeah” mean? Are you just accepting your fate?

While Su Bin was still pondering Jin Fei’s sexual orientation, the latter suddenly went and hooked his arm around Sun Yujie’s shoulder, asking, “Is the person you like straight or bent?”

Blushing, Sun Yujie replied, “He’s straight.”

Jin Fei raised an eyebrow and teased, “Should we try to turn him too?”

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