Uchiha's Butterfly

"Damn, Aniki. What the f.u.c.k?!" Kaname yelled out when she got through at least forty screaming "Ryouichi-sama!" women near her home in the Uchiha district.

"Language, Little Butterfly! Do you want to teach Naruto-chan such words?"

"Nah, he is sleeping now… See?" Kaname caught the baby by his foot and took him out of his crib.

"Kya! You can't dangle a baby by his foot! Give me to him, I'm his grandma!"

"Don't worry, yesterday he was laughing at it. Catch, he likes to fly around!" Kaname threw Naruto.

"KYAH!" Sachi used <Shunshin no jutsu> catching Naruto just after he left Kaname's hands.

"You can't do this with a baby!" Sachi shouted waking the baby up.

*Cry*

"*Sigh* Can you give me him for a moment? I have got an amazing trick to make him stop crying" Kaname sighed out.

"Knowing you it's something bad…" Sachi protected the baby with her body.

"Just rotate him my way, I won't hurt him"

"Okay, but I will do it only once" her mother slowly rotated the crying baby

"Naruto, look at me" Kaname calmly said, "Now, Sleep!" her eyes flashed red only for a second catching the baby in genjutsu. The baby went limp in a second, "Ah! Blissful silence…"

Sachi's face was astonished, "Damn, it would help me so much before. No! Wait! You can't cast a genjutsu on a baby!"

"*Shh* Don't scream mom! Do you want to wake him up again? It's only a light genjutsu. So Aniki, as I asked before what the f.u.c.k are all these women doing here screaming your name?"

"Hehe, your brother got a little famous, half of the Konoha saw him fighting one on one versus a tailed-beast. Those women outside are only a small part of his fan club"

"Hmph, as I would let any woman get in his pants so easily, as a sister I need to protect him from second rate women."

"So we're in agreement?" Sachi asked with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

"Yes, let's protect his v.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y to the end of his life!" Kaname replied with a smirk on her face.

*Double-bonk*

"I don't need your protection, comedians. I can protect myself, thank you very much. I have my girlfriend, I don't need this fan club. But they won't leave me alone!"

"Saying that, when you will introduce us to your Urumi-chan? We want to tes- *cough* to meet her" Sachi asked.

"I know what you wanted to say… *Sigh* I will bring her home soon. She is shy to meet both of you"

At this moment a small white monkey jumped through the window landing in the middle of the room.

"I'm sorry for interruption! I got a message to Kanama Uchiha-sama!" It said in a squeaky voice.

"I'm to meet with Hokage-sama, there is a mission for me" Kanama answered the questioning faces.

"Isn't it too fast? Only four days elapsed since the fox's attack. You can't leave Naruto to go on far-away mission" Sachi was worried for her daughter.

"Don't worry, Hokage-sama knows it as well. He gave me this little scallywag himself, I doubt he forgot about it"

"Hi, Jiji!" Kaname greeted coming into his room from the window.

"*Sigh* You know what the doors are for Kana-chan? You and JIraya are both the same!"

"Eh? … Thank you for the compliment?"

"Whatever… I have got a mission you can't refuse, it's a long term one with a payment of at least A-rank. What do you say?"

"I refuse"

"Thank you for your cooperation, now that you accepted-" Sarutobi continued

"HEY Jiji!"

"... I can give you the details. As of the first time in the history of Konoha, we have 2 genius healers"

"I don't accept! I can't go away on a long mission" Kaname stated.

"Listen to the end, Kana-chan. Your mother is a genius, her prowess shows the most in a hospital, but you're different. You show the most skills in combat, now that we're out of a war your strongest points remain dormant. After the massacre at Kikyō Pass, we lack medics, so as a Hokage I created a new mission just for you. I want you to teach your skills at the academy, we lost many teachers four days ago, so you will likely teach some more subjects as a stand-in. Now, what do you think about that?"

"Hmm, can you give me some time to think about it?"

"Sure, Kana-chan. Three, two, one. What's your decision?"

"Dictator! *Sigh* Okay I accept, I wouldn't be able to go on a mission for a long time either way. And you Anbu-san don't laugh, or do you want a repeat of what happened three years ago?"

"What happened three years ago? I'm sorry Kana-chan for laughing at you!" replied the voice of hidden Yugao.

"Great, you will teach only the group of willing, your subject won't be mandatory. So feel free to fail anyone you want! There are only two shinobis teaching at the moment, from all of them you got the highest rank, please don't overuse it. The academy was repaired after the attack, lessons should start tomorrow. Meet with the acting director at dawn in the academy. Good luck!"

"Hehehe, you gave me a lot of pranking subjects and immunity to prank the f.u.c.k out of them. Thank you, Jiji!" Kaname disappeared in the cloud of smoke.

"I'm sorry Hokage-sama, but with all due respect you royally f.u.c.k.e.d up"

"Shut up Inu, get off the sofa and try to hide standing near the wall, that's your spot for the rest of the week"

"Yay! Hokage-sama I was a good girl, can I get captain's sofa?" asked purple-haired female with a cat mask.

"Whatever…"

The real Kaname was looking at the creepy masks in the old Uzumaki Temple, she used one of her clones to wear one mask. It died being burned to death, even before it dispelled. The resulting experience when it dispelled almost blew Kaname of her feet.

'Damn, so many masks. Most of them will just kill me when I put them on my face. Aunty thought there is something important here. It will take a lot of time to understand what each of them does. Knowing Uzumaki Clan, there are some really mean masks, that can trap or destroy souls, I need to be careful… Oh? A teacher?' Kaname got the influx of memories from her clone.

"I need to go and prepare for tomorrow, bye-bye" Kaname waved to one especially creepy mask that followed her with its eyes.

(AN: Just imagine masks from Naruto ch. 618, and one of them follow you with its eyes)

The next day Kaname, at last, had a reason to wake up early other than training. She did her routine l.a.p around the Konoha, and took a quick shower, lightly kissing Naruto's forehead, 'Your grandma said she will take care of you, your sister will be back in a jiffy.' she left.

Soon Kaname saw a man standing at the front gates of the academy.

"Eh, a student? What are you doing here so early?"

"*Sigh* No, I'm not a student. It's nice to meet you my name is Kaname Uchiha" Kaname replied.

"Is this some kind of prank? I thought Hokage-sama would send me someone more… experienced"

Kaname decided she didn't like her boss already.

"I'm sorry, it is what it is. If you don't want me here, talk with Sarutobi-sama"

"Wait! I'm sorry. My name is Ota Tsunayoshi. I just didn't expect someone so young to be a tokubetsu jōnin"

"*Sigh* Okay, I expect many more questions like this today. So where do I start?"

"I need some help with the class 4-A, their taijutsu teacher is still in the hospital. Think you can fill in for him? After this, you will have 2 hours of free time before your medical classes in the room 3-H"

"Okay, so I have to kick some snotty brats asses, easy…" Kaname replied leaving her boss and heading to her first class.

'Here goes nothing!' she thought opening the doors.