Uchiha's Butterfly

"You look tired, Tsunade-hime." Jiraiya laughed out, seeing his teammate sitting on the ground.

"Kiss my a.s.s, pervert." Tsunade slowly stumbled back-up on her feet.

"Hehe, is that an offer?"

"Uhh. You knew it would end up like this, huh?" She gasped, leaning on her knees.

"Yeah." He mumbled back as his eyes constantly jumped between Tsunade's face and her cleavage, "106 centimeters [AN: 41 inches, bust size]… *Cough*... I expected it, but I believe it was all Kana-chan's plan. She was always a single step or even more in front of me. You just got caught yourself in her trap by asking me to fight her first. I'm not an idiot - Kana-chan knows that I won't fight if I don't have even a slim chance of victory."

"So? Are you saying you are giving up?"

"Hehe, yeah, I could just run. But with you that spent, I have actual chances at victory. Especially now, that you won't use your rejuvenation seal in fear of showing off your gorgeous, but alcohol-wasted, body to the overall population, Tsunade-hime."

"Gorg-gorgeous?!" The woman blushed, "I will kill you, motherf.u.c.ker!" Tsunade jumped at Jiraiya, aiming her fist at the man's cheek.

Asuma flickered between both Legendary Shinobi, blocking the strike. "I didn't allow the fight to begin, Tsunade-sama."

"I'm sure now." Toad Sage nodded his head, "Tsunade-hime, your normal punch should send Asuma-kun flying. You just fought someone that had trained half her life with the 'youthful' duo…"

"YOUTHHH!!!" Came an echo of two men's cries, sending shivers among the Konoha population.

"Kana-chan is faster, more flexible, and can endure harder hits than we do. She never stopped bettering herself. Despite us being the Legendary Sannin, she left us in the dust years ago. Asking her for a duel was a fool's errand, Tsunade-hime."

By using his mouth muscles, Asuma flicked the cigarette b.u.t.t, "Tsunade-sama is raring to go, Jiraiya-san are you ready?"

"Haah… I'm sorry, Tsunade-hime. But you will be a much better Hokage than I would ever be." He replied, taking a combat stance.

"No doubts about that, Pervert." Tsunade straightened herself back up.

"Begin!" Asuma shouted.

"But it doesn't mean I can't vent it all out on you!" Her two loose blonde ponytails danced in the air propelled by chakra, "Seal - Release!"

"Oh fu-!" The Slug Sannin was on him in a blink of an eye, her leg falling from above their heads.

The white-haired man panicky jumped away, observing his teammate's foot crashing into the ground. The arena was turned upside down, the cone-shaped zone of destruction quickly reached the seals placed on the walls protecting the spectators.

'She can't hold it active for long. Tsunade didn't collect that much chakra after the battle with the Snake bastard to do it for longer than a minute… Shit! I didn't want to, but it seems I will have to use it.' Jiraiya rolled on the ground dodging Tsunade's punch.

"<Gamayudan> [Toad Oil Bomb]!" Landing on his knee, the Toad Sannin converted his chakra into a mass of sticky oil that he shot at the charging Tsunade.

'Uh, it's not slowing her down?!' Jiraiya jumped backward, springing on his left hand to gain distance. Just before landing, he clapped his wooden shoes thrice - the dirt, under the influence of his chakra, instantly rose, forming a thick wall, dividing the arena in half.

"It should buy me some-"

"Haaa!" Tsunade tore down the feet-thick earthen sanctuary with a single strike, dumbfounding her opponent.

'Tsunade-hime is like a freaking bulldozer!' The Toad Sannin jumped away, kiting the woman where he wanted, "I'm sorry, this will hurt both of us. <Kai> [Release]!" He called out.

"What?!" The woman looked at her feet. Beneath her left foot was a glowing seal that quickly spilled across the gorges created by previous fights, 'They worked together to draw a seal on the ground?!' Tsunade jumped away, trying to dodge the counterattack. She felt something similar in size to a boss-summon landing on her head. The Slug Sannin crashed into the ground - her chakra evaporated almost instantly.

Jiraiya felt his bones creaking under the power of the seal that caught Kaname in a trap three weeks ago. 'Hehehe, I knew that studying our enemies' tricks would be useful for something. Huh? A fog?'

A thick mist dr.a.p.ed over the stadium. Feeling the effects of gravity distortion evaporating entirely, the white-haired man walked towards his teammate at her last known location. Tsunade sat there calmly, looking at her wrinkled hand.

"That was unexpectedly nice of you, Pervert." She smiled.

"Huh? Which part?"

"This mist, at least no one saw me in this form."

"Ah, that's Kana-chan's doing. She knew you wouldn't give up easily, Tsunade-hime. Haah… She one-upped me. From the beginning, Kana-chan must have known what my plan was and modified it on the fly." He sighed, pulling his teammate back up.

"She is a problematic one, huh? Why the heck do I feel like we unknowingly took part in a play directed by Flat Board?"

"You will get used to it, Tsunade-hime."

"... That doesn't make it better. *Sigh* Okay, what now?"

"Hehe, I have got a plan. <Kage Bunshin no Jutsu>" Jiraiya created two duplicates that quickly transformed into a double for Tsunade and heavily beaten-up Jiraiya.

"Huh? Do you want to be the one to lose this fight? I'm completely beaten - I thought that you…"

"I don't care if I win or lose. Konoha's population needs to believe that their new Hokage has enough strength to protect them. You said it yourself - you will be a much better Hokage than I would ever be. Congratulations, Tsunade."

She smiled radiantly, "Hehe, thanks, Jiraiya."

"Want to grab a drink later?"

"... Sure, but I need to get through all the bureaucratic bullshit first."

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"How much?!" Tsunade's fist struck the desk.

"I'm sorry!" Her black-haired attendant squeaked back, "You told me to put the bet on you losing. We lost the last remains of money, Tsunade-sama."

"Yo, Granny!" Kaname lunged into the room using the window.

"Fuc-!" Tsunade jumped away from an unannounced guest, smashing her new chair, "Flat Board! For f.u.c.k's sake!"

"See now why did I hate it so much when Jiraiya used the window, Tsunade-chan?" The old man chuckled.

"Use the doors next time! That's an order, Flat Board."

"Hahaha, it's so easy to tease her, isn't it?" Kaname laughed, completely ignoring the new leader's words, "I heard you are broke, Granny. Let me guess, you tried to put a bet on yourself losing?"

"... I would put an order on your execution if it meant I won't have to see you anymore, but you would just come back to haunt me."

"Yeah, that's a right assumption, Granny. You got a gift! Have you tried to use it on betting?" Kaname teased back.

"Ha! That was a good one, I give you that! Flat Board, I need you for something urgent and extremely important. Orochimaru is going to attempt to resurrect and slave my Grandma and Naruto's mother. Can you track him down and stop his atrocious plan from occurring?"

"Ah, I already did that, Granny. I found someone even more pissed at Orochimaru than I am. Don't worry."

"Huh?!

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"Were we attacked? What's going on?" Kabuto jumped out of a deep crater, fourth in order now. That was all that was left out of his boss' hideouts. "Did Kaname find out where our hideouts are? I hope not…" he turned his head north towards the border of Otogakure.

Three hours later, he noticed massive billows of smoke rising from over the horizon, 'Shit-shit-shit! At least I can observe what's happening.'

Kabuto sneaked towards the burning caves. From afar he heard a calm melody of a flute and noticed several burly, inhuman silhouettes standing in front of the main entrance. 'These are…' Kabuto crawled closer, 'The Doki summons [tl. Ogre summons], she is alive!'

He jumped down the tree and landed next to an enormous four-meter tall creature [~13 feet], "You there, where is your summoner?!"

The ogre-like summon remained passive.

"Listen to me, you big oaf!" Kabuto kicked the overwhelming monster's shin. "Shit!" He swore when his leg bounced back, "What are you made of?!"

"They're flesh dolls, you f.u.c.k.i.n.g imbecile! When will you learn that they won't answer you, trash?!" A young woman's voice came from behind him.

"Tayuya! You survived! Where is the rest of your team?"

The fourteen years old, fair-skinned teen spat at him, "They're dead, you wanker! What the f.u.c.k did you expect?! You and Orochimaru sent us to slow down That Kaname! Who the f.u.c.k realized she knew Hiraishin?! F.u.c.k.i.n.g Yellow Flash came down on us as well! The Sound Four got creamed in seconds!" Tayuya growled at him.

"But you…"

"Shut up, motherf.u.c.ker! I have my own ways of survival!"

"Uhh. So what happened here? Who attacked Orochimaru-sama's base?"

"Come, I will show you." She nodded her head, making her long, unkempt auburn-red hair swing.

"Hmm… What are you-?" Kabuto noticed something fishy about Tayuya's behavior.

"Tsk…" The girl jumped away and started playing a haunting melody on her flute.

'Shit!' the silver-haired man jumped away when two towering monsters charged at him, "What is the meaning of this?! Did you betray us?"

"Me? Ha! What a joke!" Tayuya laughed, "Snake wanker found my mother and me eight years ago. That f.u.c.ker got interested in the pigmentation of our hair. My mum was sick, so he deemed her useless - you know how he deals with his useless toys. After she passed away, Snake wanker marked me - his seal scrambled my brain! Only thanks to Kaname-san cracking it, I was able to look objectively at all of you f.u.c.kers."

"Why would she-?" Kabuto questioned, dodging a swing of a massive club.

"Because f.u.c.k.i.n.g Yellow Flash noticed the same thing your impotent boss did, I'm one of the few remaining Uzumakis, you dumb son of a bitch! I looked for a way to deal with The Snake, but I can settle for a snakeling. You know, f.u.c.k boy, taking out a waste - for the good of the world."

"Ha-Hahahaha! Do you think that you can kill me, Tayuya-chan? Looking at the greater number of your summons, you may have gotten stronger, but you're barely on a jōnin level." Kabuto laughed out.

"We will see who laughs last. Come catch me, wanker!" While her summons slowed him down, Tayuya jumped into the dark corridor.

'An obvious trap. Tayuya lacks the experience to kill me, but it's apparent she is buying time. I need to get Uzumakis' DNA as quickly as possible and retreat.'

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"Haah... Did you know of that Sarutobi-sensei?" Tsunade leaned tiredly on her new chair.

"Not one bit. Kana-chan likes to keep her cards close to her."

"Flat Board, you know that you need Hokage's approval for such actions?"

"Technically, I did, Granny." Kaname smirked.

"Ah! Minato-kun!"

"You got it right on the first try, Jiji." She laughed in reply.

"Damn you two! Do I want to know how you deal with Orochimaru's hideouts?"

"Easy. I let Tayuya-chan have some fun with the assholes inside, and once she finishes, I go there myself to... seal the deal."

"What about prisoners?" Hiruzen joined in.

Kaname sadly turned her head sideways, "As of yet, we didn't find any alive. Tayuya-chan was on her way to his main hideout - some might still be alive there."

"I will prepare a group of ANBU to help you, Flat Board. I want all of Orochimaru's prisoners taken back and taken care of."

"ANBU won't be necessary, Granny. From what Tayuya-chan told me, Otogakure is almost the size of Konoha. Once I get to the prison cells and free anybody alive, I'm blowing that place sky-high."

"That's a little drastic, don't you think so, Kana-chan?"

"Jiji, I stopped dealing with half-measures against the worm after I received the report of his associate attacking Kirigakure in an attempt to take hold of Haru and Kushina. Even from around..." Kaname closed her eyes, "The Fire City, Snake will fear my anger."

"... You got Orochimaru's exact location? Why not just go there and end him?"

"That would be too merciful, Granny. I want him to be miserable, to beg for me to end him."

"You're really an Uchiha... What did he do to anger you so much, huh?"

"Our relationship is rather long, Granny. You can find everything about it in the data files about me. I don't want to talk about it."

"Haah... Okay, can you at least tell me why Orochimaru is so scared of you? I already know that you're one of the best ninjas in Konoha by now, but someone like him dealt with even stronger opponents, for example, Hanzō the Salamander."

The atmosphere around the room instantly grew heavier, pressing Tsunade into the chair. "I don't know? You tell me." Kaname's asked, opening her eyes, shining with power.

"W-What are those eyes?! These are not Sharingan!" The new Hokage gasped, looking straight into red-black eyes.

"Good job hiding the secret, Jiji. Even if the overall population know I have evolved Sharingan, they mostly don't understand what it means."

"You're welcome, Kana-chan."

"Evolved Sharingan?"

"Yeah, Granny. Have you heard about Uchiha's ancestor - Madara the Moron?"

"Uh, what about him?"

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"Than you're on Madara's level?!"

"Me? I don't know, most likely he could defeat me power-wise, but with Hikōjin I believe I may be a bit faster."

"Ha! Hahahaha!" Tsunade laughed out and walked towards the doors, "I need a bottle of sake, or maybe a couple of them..."

"You broke her, Kana-chan."

"Maybe a tiny bit, Jiji." she chuckled.