Ch65 - “Call Xiao Yiheng out! I brought him breakfast!”

And just like that, a fun farewell party became a complaint session for the senior brother. He took advantage of being drunk to vent his sorrow and worries and kept talking about the ins and outs of his breakup with his girlfriend.

The senior brother hiccupped while crying: “Who said absence makes the heart grow fonder? It’s utter nonsense! Long-distance relationships are too torturous. We used to spend every moment together and thought that our feelings could stand the test, but the result? After living apart, I was not around when she was sick, nor was I with her when she was wronged! If not, that little third party couldn’t have taken advantage of the opportunity… Last week was her 18th birthday. She called me to break up saying I was not there even for an important day like her eighteenth birthday, and dating me was like keeping a mobile phone pet…”

Li Cheng was terrified.

The relationship between senior brother and his girlfriend of several years had been destroyed because of the long-distance romance. He and Xiao Yiheng had only been together for a few days, which was more than 300 times worse… 

Li Cheng’s heart was distressed. He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xiao Yiheng.

Small Round Orange: Son, quickly tell Dad when is your 18th birthday?

Pursue Unremittingly: Why did you suddenly ask me about my birthday?

Small Round Orange: Zhen is very busy everyday and can’t remember the birthday of an unfavored prince. Is there any problem?

Pursue Unremittingly: …

Xiao Yiheng was obviously shocked by Li Cheng’s pompous words. After a while, he sent a date.

And this day… happened to be during Li Cheng’s training camp!!

Li Cheng: “…” 

It was his boyfriend’s first birthday after they got together. More importantly, it was his 18th birthday when he would officially become an adult, but he couldn’t be with him. It was too unlucky, right?

On the other side of the room, the senior brother was still sobbing, mourning for his lost love in the long-distance relationship.

In fact, he didn’t drink too much. He was sad about the break up. Naturally, it was not the alcohol that was intoxicating but the person himself was intoxicated. The more he drank, the more it went to his head. Li Cheng finally understood why Coach Wu didn’t let him bring along his boyfriend. It was because he was afraid that senior brother would be irritated after seeing the sweetness of other couples.

…However, he was still irritated at present. 

The farewell party opened with laughter and cheers, and ended with the senior brother’s cries of sorrow. Li Cheng received bucket loads of “love aphorisms”. The more he listened, the more solemn his expression became.

——Dating could fail, but a long-distance relationship cannot be allowed to fail!

…Fuck, was he a literary genius? He actually came up with such a great pun.

… 

In the next few days, Li-ge was deeply worried about the long-distance relationship.

Huacheng was so far away from the capital. One in the south and the other in the north, separated by thousands of kilometers. It took 5 hours by flight, 600 minutes by high-speed rail, and 3 days and 3 nights by car.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

The average temperature in Huacheng was above 25 ℃ all year round and you could wear short sleeves even in December. The capital on the other hand, had four distinct seasons, and it was already snowing there.

Lejmtfcu kjr atf wbra vfnfibqfv mlas lc atf rbeat, jcv la kjr ibmjafv ja atf wbeat bo atf rfj. Pa tjv j vfnfibqfv fmbcbws jcv kjr mbccfmafv ab atf ktbif kbgiv. Ktf mjqlaji kjr ibmjafv lcijcv jcv tjv j glmt meiaegji jawbrqtfgf. Pa kjr rjlv atja j ojiilcu yglmx mbeiv tla atgff qgbofrrbgr. 

This was the first time Li Cheng would go to such a far flung place, and he was looking forward to it. He was looking forward to taking a swim in the capital’s swimming pool and meeting more and more powerful players and coaches… But now, there was a heavy anxiety mixed with his expectations.

Before falling in love, he was a lone wolf who could brave the world with his backpack. Now that he had a boyfriend, what he thought about was how to pack his boyfriend in his backpack.

On the campus forum of Huacheng No. 1 High School, Xiao Yiheng had been at the top of the discussion list for a long time. As the study god of the study gods and the alpha of the alphas, his every move attracted much attention. Someone once joked that Xiao Yiheng single handedly raised the overall pheromone level of class 3-1. In the past three years, the number of people who had lined up and confessed to him were countless. Not only omega and beta, but there were also many alphas who wanted to have a special friendship with him.

Li Cheng’s attitude towards this before was – You can continue attacking from all sides, but the male god has long been captured by Laozi! 

And now Li Cheng’s attitude was – the moment zhen steps a foot outside, these hussies are going to dig zhen’s corner, right?

Could Li-ge bear it? Li-ge couldn’t bear it.

That day, Xiao Yiheng turned his mobile phone to silent, and it was not until after class at noon, he found that Li Cheng had sent him more than a dozen messages in a row.

Small Round Orange: [News Express—a murder occurred in the street in a certain place! According to the investigation, the victim X was guilty of bigamy!] 

Small Round Orange: [Liu X takes you to the movie| A terrible conspiracy involving a polygonal love debt! Three women join forces to kill scum A!]

Small Round Orange: [Shocking! Mansion turns into a haunted house! On the wedding night, omega butchers husband’s whole family! The reason turned out to be…]

Xiao Yiheng: “……?”

Xiao Yiheng clicked every link and found that every news article that Li Cheng had sent him was, without any exception, all about how the heartless man was killed, and the perpetrator was either a lover or a spouse, or a lover and a spouse had conspired together… In short, the titles were more and more exaggerated, the plot was full of twists and turns, and the relationship between the characters became more and more melodramatic. 

Xiao Yiheng asked him why he sent these messages to himself.

Li Cheng had a guilty conscience. He hesitated and refused to tell the truth: “I’m afraid you study too hard. I want you to rest and watch the gossip news.”

These articles were about crimes of passion and intentional homicide. God knew what kind of rest he was talking about.

Xiao Yiheng was not stupid. He had long been used to Li Cheng’s duplicity, and he quickly guessed what Li Cheng wanted to express. 

After school in the evening, the two met again in the art classroom.

Xiao Yiheng got straight to the point and asked him frankly: “Are you so distrustful of my feelings for you?”

Xiao Yiheng had guessed the central issue, but Li Cheng refused to admit it: “What are you talking about? I don’t understand.”

Xiao Yiheng put his arms around him, pulled him in front of himself, and lowered his head to bite his mouth that always lied: “You don’t understand? I think you understand how to kill.” 

Li Cheng’s mouth was bitten several times by Xiao Yiheng. He bit the tongue punitively, which caused it to become red and swollen.

“Sssss…” Li Cheng cried out in pain and covered his mouth shouting, “It hurts!”

Xiao Yiheng interrogated him: “Let’s talk about it, what’s going on? Shouldn’t you be busy packing your luggage these days? Why did you suddenly start thinking about those ridiculous things?”

Li Cheng had a load on his mind, and the entire matter came pouring out in an instant. 

Only then did Xiao Yiheng understand – Li Cheng was worried that the two would face a long-distance relationship right after they started dating, and their relationship would not stand the test.

Li Cheng was deeply worried and sick at heart: “Senior brother said a long-distance romance is like raising a mobile phone pet. Every day, except for greeting ‘good morning’ and ‘good night’, ‘what did you eat’ and ‘did you sleep well?’, you can’t do anything else.”

“Mobile phone pet?” Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows, “I wish you were a mobile phone pet and would live in my palm forever. Whenever you want to play, you can go ahead and play.”

Li Cheng: “…Are you talking dirty? Don’t think Laozi can’t hear it!” 

The alpha chuckled in a low voice.

Li Cheng pushed him, stepped back two steps, and said solemnly: “Xiao Yiheng, I am going to test you now.”

“…?” Xiao Yiheng wanted to see what other tricks he had, “How are you going to test me?”

Li Cheng cleared his throat and said solemnly: “Next, I will act as a hussy who is seducing you, and you will act as…” 

“…I will act like a vain old man?”

“…” Li Cheng danced on his feet, “Nice idea! You just play yourself!”

Xiao Yiheng couldn’t laugh or cry. He truly didn’t understand. Was it so exciting for others when they fell in love? Did they want to role-play at every turn? One moment it was “The emperor and the unfavored prince”, next moment it was “The hussy and perverted old man”, what was the next play?

Li Cheng actually didn’t know what a real hussy was like. He could only imitate the spoiled omega in supporting roles from TV dramas. He leaned forward cutely and asked in a melodious voice: “Xiao shixiong, I like you so much, can I be your boyfriend?” 

Xiao shixiong: “…”

Xiao shixiong entered the state immediately, pushed him away without the least reluctance, and said sternly: “No, I already have a boyfriend.”

Xiao Yiheng thought he had already thrown out the golden phrase in the very first sentence, so could this embarrassing role play be over?

Unexpectedly, Li Cheng slowly walked over without any shame, and said while hooking his neck with both hands, “It’s okay. I learned about excavation from the technical school next door. I especially know how to dig corners.” 

Xiao Yiheng: “…” Stop digging, if you dig again the house will collapse.

Xiao Yiheng held the charming little excavation expert in his arms, suspecting that Li Cheng was born to tame him.

Xiao Yiheng sighed, “Why do you think I will be hooked away by someone else after you leave? Obviously I should be worried about you.”

Li Cheng was dumbfounded: “What are you worried about?” 

The young alpha said in a self-deprecating tone, “When you go to the capital for training, they will all be excellent swimmers as old as you. Won’t you have a lot of topics in common? Also, you dress very skimpy during training and will be together all the time. Maybe you will be reluctant to think about me, and throw me away, someone who can’t even swim.”

Li Cheng was shocked: “How is it possible!”

Even if Xiao Yiheng couldn’t swim all his life, he couldn’t change his mind, okay?

Li Cheng didn’t realize until now that it turned out that not only would he be troubled by the various problems arising from long-distance relationships, but Xiao Yiheng would also be worried. After all, their time together was too short. They have not had time to create many memories, and before could cultivate tacit understanding, they were facing separation. 

Up till now, there were very few people who knew that Xiao Yiheng and Li Cheng were dating. Only the teammates and the coach of the swimming team in the school knew about them.

Suddenly, a bold idea jumped into Li Cheng’s “smart” little head.

——What if there was a way to get the best of both worlds, that is, to be able to swear their “sovereignty” over each other, scare away other competitors, and create good memories for them?

… 

Seven o’clock in the morning.

The morning self-study in class 3-1 was exceptionally quiet. The rocket class top students had immersed themselves in their studies and were revising their weak subjects.

Suddenly, with a bang, the door to the classroom of class 3-1 was slammed open.

Everyone: !!! 

A blond figure with his head high and his chest puffed up, stepped into their class with a grin. The Azure Dragon on the left and the White Tiger on the right of his school uniform jacket had been painted over with a black marker. His T-shirt was printed with “The King of the World” in cursive script on the chest. He had worn sneakers, and was carrying a plastic bag stuffed with something, making a bulge in it.

“Isn’t that Li Cheng?”

“Yes, that blondie is indeed the sophomore Li Cheng!”

“What’s the matter? Why did he break into our class?” 

“This posture… could it be for revenge??”

“Don’t talk nonsense. Li Cheng was commended by the school. How could he come over to our class seeking revenge?”

Li Cheng took a deep breath, puffed out his chest, and looked at the seniors all of whom had curious, confused, or nervous eyes.

“Where is Xiao Yiheng?” Li Cheng looked around the classroom and said solemnly, “I’m looking for Xiao Yiheng!” 

A girl sitting in the front row stood up tremblingly: “Uh, Xiao Yiheng is in the teacher’s office. Junior brother Li Cheng… I mean Li-ge, what do you want to do with him?”

Seeing Xiao Yiheng’s absence, the unyielding spirit that Li Cheng had finally gathered with great difficulty, suddenly dissipated.

Li Cheng: “…”

The girl asked: “What did you say? Be louder, I didn’t hear clearly.” 

“I said—” Li Cheng blushed and almost roared out this sentence, “——I brought him breakfast!!”

Everyone: ????????

What was this about? Was it possible that the sophomore school bully wanted to poison the male god of their class…?

Ch65 - “Call Xiao Yiheng out! I brought him breakfast!”

And just like that, a fun farewell party became a complaint session for the senior brother. He took advantage of being drunk to vent his sorrow and worries and kept talking about the ins and outs of his breakup with his girlfriend.

The senior brother hiccupped while crying: “Who said absence makes the heart grow fonder? It’s utter nonsense! Long-distance relationships are too torturous. We used to spend every moment together and thought that our feelings could stand the test, but the result? After living apart, I was not around when she was sick, nor was I with her when she was wronged! If not, that little third party couldn’t have taken advantage of the opportunity… Last week was her 18th birthday. She called me to break up saying I was not there even for an important day like her eighteenth birthday, and dating me was like keeping a mobile phone pet…”

Li Cheng was terrified.

The relationship between senior brother and his girlfriend of several years had been destroyed because of the long-distance romance. He and Xiao Yiheng had only been together for a few days, which was more than 300 times worse… 

Li Cheng’s heart was distressed. He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xiao Yiheng.

Small Round Orange: Son, quickly tell Dad when is your 18th birthday?

Pursue Unremittingly: Why did you suddenly ask me about my birthday?

Small Round Orange: Zhen is very busy everyday and can’t remember the birthday of an unfavored prince. Is there any problem?

Pursue Unremittingly: …

Xiao Yiheng was obviously shocked by Li Cheng’s pompous words. After a while, he sent a date.

And this day… happened to be during Li Cheng’s training camp!!

Li Cheng: “…” 

It was his boyfriend’s first birthday after they got together. More importantly, it was his 18th birthday when he would officially become an adult, but he couldn’t be with him. It was too unlucky, right?

On the other side of the room, the senior brother was still sobbing, mourning for his lost love in the long-distance relationship.

In fact, he didn’t drink too much. He was sad about the break up. Naturally, it was not the alcohol that was intoxicating but the person himself was intoxicated. The more he drank, the more it went to his head. Li Cheng finally understood why Coach Wu didn’t let him bring along his boyfriend. It was because he was afraid that senior brother would be irritated after seeing the sweetness of other couples.

…However, he was still irritated at present. 

The farewell party opened with laughter and cheers, and ended with the senior brother’s cries of sorrow. Li Cheng received bucket loads of “love aphorisms”. The more he listened, the more solemn his expression became.

——Dating could fail, but a long-distance relationship cannot be allowed to fail!

…Fuck, was he a literary genius? He actually came up with such a great pun.

… 

In the next few days, Li-ge was deeply worried about the long-distance relationship.

Huacheng was so far away from the capital. One in the south and the other in the north, separated by thousands of kilometers. It took 5 hours by flight, 600 minutes by high-speed rail, and 3 days and 3 nights by car.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

The average temperature in Huacheng was above 25 ℃ all year round and you could wear short sleeves even in December. The capital on the other hand, had four distinct seasons, and it was already snowing there.

Lejmtfcu kjr atf wbra vfnfibqfv mlas lc atf rbeat, jcv la kjr ibmjafv ja atf wbeat bo atf rfj. Pa tjv j vfnfibqfv fmbcbws jcv kjr mbccfmafv ab atf ktbif kbgiv. Ktf mjqlaji kjr ibmjafv lcijcv jcv tjv j glmt meiaegji jawbrqtfgf. Pa kjr rjlv atja j ojiilcu yglmx mbeiv tla atgff qgbofrrbgr. 

This was the first time Li Cheng would go to such a far flung place, and he was looking forward to it. He was looking forward to taking a swim in the capital’s swimming pool and meeting more and more powerful players and coaches… But now, there was a heavy anxiety mixed with his expectations.

Before falling in love, he was a lone wolf who could brave the world with his backpack. Now that he had a boyfriend, what he thought about was how to pack his boyfriend in his backpack.

On the campus forum of Huacheng No. 1 High School, Xiao Yiheng had been at the top of the discussion list for a long time. As the study god of the study gods and the alpha of the alphas, his every move attracted much attention. Someone once joked that Xiao Yiheng single handedly raised the overall pheromone level of class 3-1. In the past three years, the number of people who had lined up and confessed to him were countless. Not only omega and beta, but there were also many alphas who wanted to have a special friendship with him.

Li Cheng’s attitude towards this before was – You can continue attacking from all sides, but the male god has long been captured by Laozi! 

And now Li Cheng’s attitude was – the moment zhen steps a foot outside, these hussies are going to dig zhen’s corner, right?

Could Li-ge bear it? Li-ge couldn’t bear it.

That day, Xiao Yiheng turned his mobile phone to silent, and it was not until after class at noon, he found that Li Cheng had sent him more than a dozen messages in a row.

Small Round Orange: [News Express—a murder occurred in the street in a certain place! According to the investigation, the victim X was guilty of bigamy!] 

Small Round Orange: [Liu X takes you to the movie| A terrible conspiracy involving a polygonal love debt! Three women join forces to kill scum A!]

Small Round Orange: [Shocking! Mansion turns into a haunted house! On the wedding night, omega butchers husband’s whole family! The reason turned out to be…]

Xiao Yiheng: “……?”

Xiao Yiheng clicked every link and found that every news article that Li Cheng had sent him was, without any exception, all about how the heartless man was killed, and the perpetrator was either a lover or a spouse, or a lover and a spouse had conspired together… In short, the titles were more and more exaggerated, the plot was full of twists and turns, and the relationship between the characters became more and more melodramatic. 

Xiao Yiheng asked him why he sent these messages to himself.

Li Cheng had a guilty conscience. He hesitated and refused to tell the truth: “I’m afraid you study too hard. I want you to rest and watch the gossip news.”

These articles were about crimes of passion and intentional homicide. God knew what kind of rest he was talking about.

Xiao Yiheng was not stupid. He had long been used to Li Cheng’s duplicity, and he quickly guessed what Li Cheng wanted to express. 

After school in the evening, the two met again in the art classroom.

Xiao Yiheng got straight to the point and asked him frankly: “Are you so distrustful of my feelings for you?”

Xiao Yiheng had guessed the central issue, but Li Cheng refused to admit it: “What are you talking about? I don’t understand.”

Xiao Yiheng put his arms around him, pulled him in front of himself, and lowered his head to bite his mouth that always lied: “You don’t understand? I think you understand how to kill.” 

Li Cheng’s mouth was bitten several times by Xiao Yiheng. He bit the tongue punitively, which caused it to become red and swollen.

“Sssss…” Li Cheng cried out in pain and covered his mouth shouting, “It hurts!”

Xiao Yiheng interrogated him: “Let’s talk about it, what’s going on? Shouldn’t you be busy packing your luggage these days? Why did you suddenly start thinking about those ridiculous things?”

Li Cheng had a load on his mind, and the entire matter came pouring out in an instant. 

Only then did Xiao Yiheng understand – Li Cheng was worried that the two would face a long-distance relationship right after they started dating, and their relationship would not stand the test.

Li Cheng was deeply worried and sick at heart: “Senior brother said a long-distance romance is like raising a mobile phone pet. Every day, except for greeting ‘good morning’ and ‘good night’, ‘what did you eat’ and ‘did you sleep well?’, you can’t do anything else.”

“Mobile phone pet?” Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows, “I wish you were a mobile phone pet and would live in my palm forever. Whenever you want to play, you can go ahead and play.”

Li Cheng: “…Are you talking dirty? Don’t think Laozi can’t hear it!” 

The alpha chuckled in a low voice.

Li Cheng pushed him, stepped back two steps, and said solemnly: “Xiao Yiheng, I am going to test you now.”

“…?” Xiao Yiheng wanted to see what other tricks he had, “How are you going to test me?”

Li Cheng cleared his throat and said solemnly: “Next, I will act as a hussy who is seducing you, and you will act as…” 

“…I will act like a vain old man?”

“…” Li Cheng danced on his feet, “Nice idea! You just play yourself!”

Xiao Yiheng couldn’t laugh or cry. He truly didn’t understand. Was it so exciting for others when they fell in love? Did they want to role-play at every turn? One moment it was “The emperor and the unfavored prince”, next moment it was “The hussy and perverted old man”, what was the next play?

Li Cheng actually didn’t know what a real hussy was like. He could only imitate the spoiled omega in supporting roles from TV dramas. He leaned forward cutely and asked in a melodious voice: “Xiao shixiong, I like you so much, can I be your boyfriend?” 

Xiao shixiong: “…”

Xiao shixiong entered the state immediately, pushed him away without the least reluctance, and said sternly: “No, I already have a boyfriend.”

Xiao Yiheng thought he had already thrown out the golden phrase in the very first sentence, so could this embarrassing role play be over?

Unexpectedly, Li Cheng slowly walked over without any shame, and said while hooking his neck with both hands, “It’s okay. I learned about excavation from the technical school next door. I especially know how to dig corners.” 

Xiao Yiheng: “…” Stop digging, if you dig again the house will collapse.

Xiao Yiheng held the charming little excavation expert in his arms, suspecting that Li Cheng was born to tame him.

Xiao Yiheng sighed, “Why do you think I will be hooked away by someone else after you leave? Obviously I should be worried about you.”

Li Cheng was dumbfounded: “What are you worried about?” 

The young alpha said in a self-deprecating tone, “When you go to the capital for training, they will all be excellent swimmers as old as you. Won’t you have a lot of topics in common? Also, you dress very skimpy during training and will be together all the time. Maybe you will be reluctant to think about me, and throw me away, someone who can’t even swim.”

Li Cheng was shocked: “How is it possible!”

Even if Xiao Yiheng couldn’t swim all his life, he couldn’t change his mind, okay?

Li Cheng didn’t realize until now that it turned out that not only would he be troubled by the various problems arising from long-distance relationships, but Xiao Yiheng would also be worried. After all, their time together was too short. They have not had time to create many memories, and before could cultivate tacit understanding, they were facing separation. 

Up till now, there were very few people who knew that Xiao Yiheng and Li Cheng were dating. Only the teammates and the coach of the swimming team in the school knew about them.

Suddenly, a bold idea jumped into Li Cheng’s “smart” little head.

——What if there was a way to get the best of both worlds, that is, to be able to swear their “sovereignty” over each other, scare away other competitors, and create good memories for them?

… 

Seven o’clock in the morning.

The morning self-study in class 3-1 was exceptionally quiet. The rocket class top students had immersed themselves in their studies and were revising their weak subjects.

Suddenly, with a bang, the door to the classroom of class 3-1 was slammed open.

Everyone: !!! 

A blond figure with his head high and his chest puffed up, stepped into their class with a grin. The Azure Dragon on the left and the White Tiger on the right of his school uniform jacket had been painted over with a black marker. His T-shirt was printed with “The King of the World” in cursive script on the chest. He had worn sneakers, and was carrying a plastic bag stuffed with something, making a bulge in it.

“Isn’t that Li Cheng?”

“Yes, that blondie is indeed the sophomore Li Cheng!”

“What’s the matter? Why did he break into our class?” 

“This posture… could it be for revenge??”

“Don’t talk nonsense. Li Cheng was commended by the school. How could he come over to our class seeking revenge?”

Li Cheng took a deep breath, puffed out his chest, and looked at the seniors all of whom had curious, confused, or nervous eyes.

“Where is Xiao Yiheng?” Li Cheng looked around the classroom and said solemnly, “I’m looking for Xiao Yiheng!” 

A girl sitting in the front row stood up tremblingly: “Uh, Xiao Yiheng is in the teacher’s office. Junior brother Li Cheng… I mean Li-ge, what do you want to do with him?”

Seeing Xiao Yiheng’s absence, the unyielding spirit that Li Cheng had finally gathered with great difficulty, suddenly dissipated.

Li Cheng: “…”

The girl asked: “What did you say? Be louder, I didn’t hear clearly.” 

“I said—” Li Cheng blushed and almost roared out this sentence, “——I brought him breakfast!!”

Everyone: ????????

What was this about? Was it possible that the sophomore school bully wanted to poison the male god of their class…?