Ch62 - How to Wear Swimming Trunks Correctly

Li Cheng was really the most unromantic omega in the world.

But what could Xiao Yiheng do? After all, he was the one who chose Li Cheng. In a way, it was great to be unromantic. He would be able to block the assortment of peach blossoms.

Xiao Yiheng knew that there were far more people thinking about Li Cheng than he had imagined, but Li Cheng’s “fierce reputation” made many people dare not approach him.

Take now for example. On their way from the shallow water area to the recreation area, many people cast coveting glances at Li Cheng. 

As an omega, the blond teenager wearing only swimming trunks was too tempting. His honey-colored body was fully exposed to the light. The naughty drops of water rolled along his collarbone and chest, and finally disappeared under the tight fabric…

The countless eyes around him stuck on Li Cheng’s body, but Li Cheng didn’t notice it. He pulled on his slippers and walked forward carelessly. He didn’t realize how many people coveted him.

Xiao Yiheng frowned, shook open the towel in his hand, and draped it on Li Cheng’s shoulder.

The towel was not big, but it was enough to just cover Li Cheng’s chest and hide the two upright fruits.

“Put on a towel,” Xiao Yiheng said, “Don’t catch a cold.”

Li Cheng really thought Yiheng was afraid of him being cold, so he casually said thank you, not knowing how much he made the alpha beside him worry about.

“Hey, Xiao Yiheng,” Li Cheng suddenly pressed close to Xiao Yiheng’s ear, and said excitedly in a low voice: “Look at that man over there!”

Because he got too close, when he talked, the hot air from his mouth poured onto the alpha’s neck. Xiao Yiheng’s brain was overheated by his sudden intimacy, and he paused for several seconds. 

After a long time, Xiao Yiheng rebooted barely enough to ask, “…what did you just say? I didn’t hear clearly.”

Li Cheng didn’t realize that there was something wrong with him, and excitedly shared gossip, “At ten o’clock, that male beta in his thirties, do you see him?”

Xiao Yiheng casually glanced at the other side: “Do you mean the one in the floral swimming trunks?”

“Yes, that’s him!” Li Cheng sneered, “Look carefully, what’s wrong with him?” 

So Xiao Yiheng carefully looked at the “flower swimming trunks” for a long time.

Then… at once his eyes were spicy.

That male beta wore a pair of red and green swimming trunks, with a low-waist and triangle shape. In the middle of the triangle, there was a very abrupt giant bulge, standing proudly under everyone’s sight.

“That’s too fake, right? Does he think others can’t tell?” Li Cheng whispered: “This kind of man is really vain. He doesn’t have a figure to show off, so he does this kind of trick under his swimming trunks. I think he might as well pack a banana. At least he can eat it when he’s hungry.” 

Xiao Yiheng: “…”

Li Cheng thought he didn’t believe it, and quickly explained: “You believe me, ‘that’ is definitely fake! How many men do I see in swimming trunks in my life?! I have such discerning eyes, I can tell the size in a glance!”

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Xiao Yiheng faked a smile and complimented him: “So to speak, Li-ge, you are really a veteran of a hundred battles, and know countless people, right?”

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“P’w cba ajixlcu cbcrfcrf. P mjc afii jqjga atf qfbqif ktb tjnf qgjmalmfv rklwwlcu ogbw atbrf ktb tjnf cba. P mjc afii lo atf atlcu qgbagevfr joafg atfs qea bc atflg rklwwlcu agecxr.” Ol Jtfcu rqgfjv tlr ifur jcv qblcafv ab tlwrfio mjgfifrris, “Obbx ja wf, lrc’a la nfgs rwbbat atfgf? Dfmjerf atf olgra ifrrbc lc rqffv rklwwlcu lr ab ifjgc tbk ab kfjg rklwwlcu agecxr mbggfmais jcv tlvf atja atlcu. Coafg jii, atf ybvs tjr gfrlrajcmf. Ktf wbgf atf yeiuf, atf ugfjafg atf gfrlrajcmf. Gbc’a ecvfgfralwjaf atlr ilaaif yla bo gfrlrajcmf, la klii…”

Xiao Yiheng was all smiles as he asked, “So ChengCheng, why are you staring at other men’s crotch?”

Li Cheng suddenly trembled: “…”

Xiao Yiheng: “Speaking of which, I’m also a swimming layman. Before you teach me how to hold my breath and float, why don’t you teach me how to wear swimming trunks first?” 

“Er…er…” Li Cheng’s heart incessantly echoed with a ‘bang bang’.

Damn, he had just been dating Xiao Yiheng for two days. He hadn’t gotten used to his status as a “married man,” and he had forgotten the fact that he already had a boyfriend! He was still gossiping in front of Xiao Yiheng, evaluating how well other men wore their swimming trunks…

He glanced awkwardly at Xiao Yiheng’s swimming trunks, then turned away with a red face.

“Very, very good…” He whispered, “You are dressed just right, not too big or too small.” 

As soon as he said the words, Li Cheng wanted to punch himself: What ‘not too big or too small’? What ‘just right’?! Was there too much water in the swimming pool? Why did he start talking nonsense after a few sips?

Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows: “Do you think it is not big or small? Then do you want to see how big or small it is?”

“…”

No, no thanks, Li Cheng didn’t want it at all!!! 

Li Cheng didn’t dare to look at Xiao Yiheng’s eyes anymore. He turned his head stiffly and changed the subject abruptly: “…Ah, I see Youyou. She is already queued up at the slide. Let’s, let’s go quickly!”

With that, he rushed to the slide, for fear of running a step slower, and being taken into the locker room by Xiao Yiheng to see how big or small the thing under his swimming trunks was.

…

The 10-meter slide built by the water park with a huge amount of money was the tallest and most conspicuous place in the entire park. Almost every visitor who came to the park would line up to board the slide to enjoy the moment of weightlessness. 

Naturally, there were many people who had lined up. Youyou stood among the crowd holding the inflatable flamingo, paddling her feet and looking towards the end of the line.

“Brother, brother, here!” She saw the blond hair of her brother at a glance, and waved excitedly to make her brother come over.

As if being chased by something, Li Cheng rushed towards her quickly, panting and pulling his sister’s little hand, his palms hot and humid.

After a while, Xiao Yiheng walked over slowly, his expression still calm. However, on a closer look you could see that he was in a good mood. 

Youyou: “…?”

Why did she think that something happened between her elder brother and Xiao elder brother that she didn’t know?

They lined up while chatting, and after twenty minutes of waiting, it was their turn.

They followed the stairs all the way up and onto a ten-meter high platform. As the height gradually increased, Youyou’s steps became slower and slower. Finally, she just sat on the high platform without daring to look down. 

“I…I don’t dare…” Youyou whispered, “It’s too high, brother, I want to go back…”

The slide was not straight, but a winding spiral. Two sections were completely transparent, and people sitting on the slide could clearly see the swimming pool below.

When Youyou stood on the ground and looked up, she found this slide very interesting, but when she really stood at the entrance of the slide, she couldn’t take this step.

The staff urged: “Are you going to play or not? There are a lot of people waiting in line.” 

Seeing that his sister was really scared, Li Cheng hesitated, and finally chose to respect her choice.

“I’m sorry,” Li Cheng apologized to the staff. “We are not playing anymore. Where is the evacuation channel? I will take her away.”

“Wait a minute.” Xiao Yiheng interrupted him aloud, “Li Cheng, you can play. Leave Youyou with me. I’ll take her down.”

Li Cheng was taken aback. 

Xiao Yiheng said: “You should be looking forward to this slide, right? I saw you looking at the slide several times.”

Li Cheng always pretended to be mature. When Youyou said that she wanted to play the slide, Li Cheng showed a look of “I am only playing with my sister, I am not interested in this kind of childish stuff”. In fact, every pore on his body expressed his innermost feelings of excitement.

Youyou didn’t dare to sit on the slide for fear of heights, and Li Cheng was so distressed that he wanted to take her away, but his eyes couldn’t stop gazing at the slide entrance. The word “longing” was almost engraved on his face.

Xiao Yiheng noticed his small movements, so he considerately offered to take care of Youyou for him. 

“Don’t worry, I will take good care of Youyou.” Xiao Yiheng said thoughtfully, “You will skate fast. Wait for us after you get down.”

Youyou sensibly held Xiao Yiheng’s hand and waved to her brother, saying that she would be absolutely obedient, and wouldn’t let Brother Xiao worry.

“…Then, I will go ahead and play alone?” Li Cheng scratched his face, and walked towards the entrance of the slide with excitement and embarrassment.

The staff instructed him to lie down with his arms folded. He looked at the two figures left outside the entrance with a bit of worry, and said: “Youyou, you have to be good, don’t run around. Your brother is waiting for you belowww ahhhhh—” 

Before the last word could finish, the staff had pressed the button. Li Cheng was instantly ejected and swished along the water at great speed, leaving the lingering “Ahhhhhh” sound which spread far and wide.

Youyou squeezed Xiao Yiheng’s hand in horror, thankful for not playing.

This was too terrible.

Xiao Yiheng stood by the railing and looked down. Only half a minute later, at the exit of the spiral slide, a blond honey-colored figure came out with a “plop”. 

That sound, that speed, it was like spitting watermelon seeds.

Li Cheng’s hair was turned into a chicken coop by the current. He plunged into the depths of the pool, then came up again, raising his arms and shouting: “Fuck, it’s so cool!!! I want to play again!!”

Then the figure once again pattered towards the entrance of the slide.

Youyou: “…didn’t my brother say that he would wait for us below?” 

Xiao Yiheng: “Forget it, I think we should wait for him below.”

The two went down the stairs. Because they were going against the flow of people, Xiao Yiheng worried that Youyou would be hit by someone, so he picked her up and let her sit on his arm.

Youyou hugged his neck and looked around curiously.

A tourist asked: “Are you brother and sister? Young man, you spoil your sister.” 

Youyou hurriedly said: “No, no, I am not his sister.”

The tourist teased her: “Oh? Then who is he?”

Youyou stopped talking, blushed, hugged Xiao Yiheng’s neck tightly with both hands, and shyly hid her head into the handsome guy’s shoulder.

Youyou grabbed Xiao Yiheng’s ear and asked him in a whisper, “Brother Xiao, you are so handsome. I like you so much. Can you be my weekend boyfriend?” 

Xiao Yiheng was startled. He felt a little funny, but more shocked: “…What is a weekend boyfriend? Do you have other boyfriends on weekdays?”

“I can’t help it. Who made me so good?” Youyou raised her chin like a little adult, and sighed, “But you have to keep this matter a secret from my brother. If you let him know, he will definitely go trouble my boyfriend!”

Xiao Yiheng couldn’t laugh or cry.

It wasn’t until yesterday that Li Cheng took the first step and met the first boyfriend in his life. How could he think that the younger sister was so powerful? She was one step ahead of her brother. 

Xiao Yiheng asked: “If I help you keep it a secret, what advantage do I have?”

Youyou pondered for a while and replied: “Don’t worry, as long as you keep it a secret for me, I will spoil you like my five other boyfriends!”

Xiao Yiheng: “…Five?”

“Yeah, one on Monday, one on Tuesday, one on Wednesday… You are my favorite, so I decided to give you both Saturday and Sunday and let you be my weekend boyfriend!” 

Xiao Yiheng was amused by the childishness of the little girl.

He laughed enough and shook his head: “I’m sorry, I can’t be your weekend boyfriend.”

Youyou pouted: “Why?”

“Because,” Xiao Yiheng whispered, “—I already belong to your brother. ” 

Youyou understood what he meant, and couldn’t speak in surprise.

She looked very similar to Li Cheng, and some of her small movements seemed to be carved out of the same mold as Li Cheng. When she rounded up those beautiful eyes, Xiao Yiheng seemed to see a young Li Cheng in a daze.

“So,” Youyou asked hesitantly, “…Brother Xiao, shall I call you sister-in-law in the future?”

Ch62 - How to Wear Swimming Trunks Correctly

Li Cheng was really the most unromantic omega in the world.

But what could Xiao Yiheng do? After all, he was the one who chose Li Cheng. In a way, it was great to be unromantic. He would be able to block the assortment of peach blossoms.

Xiao Yiheng knew that there were far more people thinking about Li Cheng than he had imagined, but Li Cheng’s “fierce reputation” made many people dare not approach him.

Take now for example. On their way from the shallow water area to the recreation area, many people cast coveting glances at Li Cheng. 

As an omega, the blond teenager wearing only swimming trunks was too tempting. His honey-colored body was fully exposed to the light. The naughty drops of water rolled along his collarbone and chest, and finally disappeared under the tight fabric…

The countless eyes around him stuck on Li Cheng’s body, but Li Cheng didn’t notice it. He pulled on his slippers and walked forward carelessly. He didn’t realize how many people coveted him.

Xiao Yiheng frowned, shook open the towel in his hand, and draped it on Li Cheng’s shoulder.

The towel was not big, but it was enough to just cover Li Cheng’s chest and hide the two upright fruits.

“Put on a towel,” Xiao Yiheng said, “Don’t catch a cold.”

Li Cheng really thought Yiheng was afraid of him being cold, so he casually said thank you, not knowing how much he made the alpha beside him worry about.

“Hey, Xiao Yiheng,” Li Cheng suddenly pressed close to Xiao Yiheng’s ear, and said excitedly in a low voice: “Look at that man over there!”

Because he got too close, when he talked, the hot air from his mouth poured onto the alpha’s neck. Xiao Yiheng’s brain was overheated by his sudden intimacy, and he paused for several seconds. 

After a long time, Xiao Yiheng rebooted barely enough to ask, “…what did you just say? I didn’t hear clearly.”

Li Cheng didn’t realize that there was something wrong with him, and excitedly shared gossip, “At ten o’clock, that male beta in his thirties, do you see him?”

Xiao Yiheng casually glanced at the other side: “Do you mean the one in the floral swimming trunks?”

“Yes, that’s him!” Li Cheng sneered, “Look carefully, what’s wrong with him?” 

So Xiao Yiheng carefully looked at the “flower swimming trunks” for a long time.

Then… at once his eyes were spicy.

That male beta wore a pair of red and green swimming trunks, with a low-waist and triangle shape. In the middle of the triangle, there was a very abrupt giant bulge, standing proudly under everyone’s sight.

“That’s too fake, right? Does he think others can’t tell?” Li Cheng whispered: “This kind of man is really vain. He doesn’t have a figure to show off, so he does this kind of trick under his swimming trunks. I think he might as well pack a banana. At least he can eat it when he’s hungry.” 

Xiao Yiheng: “…”

Li Cheng thought he didn’t believe it, and quickly explained: “You believe me, ‘that’ is definitely fake! How many men do I see in swimming trunks in my life?! I have such discerning eyes, I can tell the size in a glance!”

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Xiao Yiheng faked a smile and complimented him: “So to speak, Li-ge, you are really a veteran of a hundred battles, and know countless people, right?”

Ol Jtfcu kjr ecjkjgf atja vlrjrafg kjr jqqgbjmtlcu, jcv mbcalcefv ab rtjgf tlr “fzqfglfcmf” lc atja yfjealoei kjs. 

“P’w cba ajixlcu cbcrfcrf. P mjc afii jqjga atf qfbqif ktb tjnf qgjmalmfv rklwwlcu ogbw atbrf ktb tjnf cba. P mjc afii lo atf atlcu qgbagevfr joafg atfs qea bc atflg rklwwlcu agecxr.” Ol Jtfcu rqgfjv tlr ifur jcv qblcafv ab tlwrfio mjgfifrris, “Obbx ja wf, lrc’a la nfgs rwbbat atfgf? Dfmjerf atf olgra ifrrbc lc rqffv rklwwlcu lr ab ifjgc tbk ab kfjg rklwwlcu agecxr mbggfmais jcv tlvf atja atlcu. Coafg jii, atf ybvs tjr gfrlrajcmf. Ktf wbgf atf yeiuf, atf ugfjafg atf gfrlrajcmf. Gbc’a ecvfgfralwjaf atlr ilaaif yla bo gfrlrajcmf, la klii…”

Xiao Yiheng was all smiles as he asked, “So ChengCheng, why are you staring at other men’s crotch?”

Li Cheng suddenly trembled: “…”

Xiao Yiheng: “Speaking of which, I’m also a swimming layman. Before you teach me how to hold my breath and float, why don’t you teach me how to wear swimming trunks first?” 

“Er…er…” Li Cheng’s heart incessantly echoed with a ‘bang bang’.

Damn, he had just been dating Xiao Yiheng for two days. He hadn’t gotten used to his status as a “married man,” and he had forgotten the fact that he already had a boyfriend! He was still gossiping in front of Xiao Yiheng, evaluating how well other men wore their swimming trunks…

He glanced awkwardly at Xiao Yiheng’s swimming trunks, then turned away with a red face.

“Very, very good…” He whispered, “You are dressed just right, not too big or too small.” 

As soon as he said the words, Li Cheng wanted to punch himself: What ‘not too big or too small’? What ‘just right’?! Was there too much water in the swimming pool? Why did he start talking nonsense after a few sips?

Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows: “Do you think it is not big or small? Then do you want to see how big or small it is?”

“…”

No, no thanks, Li Cheng didn’t want it at all!!! 

Li Cheng didn’t dare to look at Xiao Yiheng’s eyes anymore. He turned his head stiffly and changed the subject abruptly: “…Ah, I see Youyou. She is already queued up at the slide. Let’s, let’s go quickly!”

With that, he rushed to the slide, for fear of running a step slower, and being taken into the locker room by Xiao Yiheng to see how big or small the thing under his swimming trunks was.

…

The 10-meter slide built by the water park with a huge amount of money was the tallest and most conspicuous place in the entire park. Almost every visitor who came to the park would line up to board the slide to enjoy the moment of weightlessness. 

Naturally, there were many people who had lined up. Youyou stood among the crowd holding the inflatable flamingo, paddling her feet and looking towards the end of the line.

“Brother, brother, here!” She saw the blond hair of her brother at a glance, and waved excitedly to make her brother come over.

As if being chased by something, Li Cheng rushed towards her quickly, panting and pulling his sister’s little hand, his palms hot and humid.

After a while, Xiao Yiheng walked over slowly, his expression still calm. However, on a closer look you could see that he was in a good mood. 

Youyou: “…?”

Why did she think that something happened between her elder brother and Xiao elder brother that she didn’t know?

They lined up while chatting, and after twenty minutes of waiting, it was their turn.

They followed the stairs all the way up and onto a ten-meter high platform. As the height gradually increased, Youyou’s steps became slower and slower. Finally, she just sat on the high platform without daring to look down. 

“I…I don’t dare…” Youyou whispered, “It’s too high, brother, I want to go back…”

The slide was not straight, but a winding spiral. Two sections were completely transparent, and people sitting on the slide could clearly see the swimming pool below.

When Youyou stood on the ground and looked up, she found this slide very interesting, but when she really stood at the entrance of the slide, she couldn’t take this step.

The staff urged: “Are you going to play or not? There are a lot of people waiting in line.” 

Seeing that his sister was really scared, Li Cheng hesitated, and finally chose to respect her choice.

“I’m sorry,” Li Cheng apologized to the staff. “We are not playing anymore. Where is the evacuation channel? I will take her away.”

“Wait a minute.” Xiao Yiheng interrupted him aloud, “Li Cheng, you can play. Leave Youyou with me. I’ll take her down.”

Li Cheng was taken aback. 

Xiao Yiheng said: “You should be looking forward to this slide, right? I saw you looking at the slide several times.”

Li Cheng always pretended to be mature. When Youyou said that she wanted to play the slide, Li Cheng showed a look of “I am only playing with my sister, I am not interested in this kind of childish stuff”. In fact, every pore on his body expressed his innermost feelings of excitement.

Youyou didn’t dare to sit on the slide for fear of heights, and Li Cheng was so distressed that he wanted to take her away, but his eyes couldn’t stop gazing at the slide entrance. The word “longing” was almost engraved on his face.

Xiao Yiheng noticed his small movements, so he considerately offered to take care of Youyou for him. 

“Don’t worry, I will take good care of Youyou.” Xiao Yiheng said thoughtfully, “You will skate fast. Wait for us after you get down.”

Youyou sensibly held Xiao Yiheng’s hand and waved to her brother, saying that she would be absolutely obedient, and wouldn’t let Brother Xiao worry.

“…Then, I will go ahead and play alone?” Li Cheng scratched his face, and walked towards the entrance of the slide with excitement and embarrassment.

The staff instructed him to lie down with his arms folded. He looked at the two figures left outside the entrance with a bit of worry, and said: “Youyou, you have to be good, don’t run around. Your brother is waiting for you belowww ahhhhh—” 

Before the last word could finish, the staff had pressed the button. Li Cheng was instantly ejected and swished along the water at great speed, leaving the lingering “Ahhhhhh” sound which spread far and wide.

Youyou squeezed Xiao Yiheng’s hand in horror, thankful for not playing.

This was too terrible.

Xiao Yiheng stood by the railing and looked down. Only half a minute later, at the exit of the spiral slide, a blond honey-colored figure came out with a “plop”. 

That sound, that speed, it was like spitting watermelon seeds.

Li Cheng’s hair was turned into a chicken coop by the current. He plunged into the depths of the pool, then came up again, raising his arms and shouting: “Fuck, it’s so cool!!! I want to play again!!”

Then the figure once again pattered towards the entrance of the slide.

Youyou: “…didn’t my brother say that he would wait for us below?” 

Xiao Yiheng: “Forget it, I think we should wait for him below.”

The two went down the stairs. Because they were going against the flow of people, Xiao Yiheng worried that Youyou would be hit by someone, so he picked her up and let her sit on his arm.

Youyou hugged his neck and looked around curiously.

A tourist asked: “Are you brother and sister? Young man, you spoil your sister.” 

Youyou hurriedly said: “No, no, I am not his sister.”

The tourist teased her: “Oh? Then who is he?”

Youyou stopped talking, blushed, hugged Xiao Yiheng’s neck tightly with both hands, and shyly hid her head into the handsome guy’s shoulder.

Youyou grabbed Xiao Yiheng’s ear and asked him in a whisper, “Brother Xiao, you are so handsome. I like you so much. Can you be my weekend boyfriend?” 

Xiao Yiheng was startled. He felt a little funny, but more shocked: “…What is a weekend boyfriend? Do you have other boyfriends on weekdays?”

“I can’t help it. Who made me so good?” Youyou raised her chin like a little adult, and sighed, “But you have to keep this matter a secret from my brother. If you let him know, he will definitely go trouble my boyfriend!”

Xiao Yiheng couldn’t laugh or cry.

It wasn’t until yesterday that Li Cheng took the first step and met the first boyfriend in his life. How could he think that the younger sister was so powerful? She was one step ahead of her brother. 

Xiao Yiheng asked: “If I help you keep it a secret, what advantage do I have?”

Youyou pondered for a while and replied: “Don’t worry, as long as you keep it a secret for me, I will spoil you like my five other boyfriends!”

Xiao Yiheng: “…Five?”

“Yeah, one on Monday, one on Tuesday, one on Wednesday… You are my favorite, so I decided to give you both Saturday and Sunday and let you be my weekend boyfriend!” 

Xiao Yiheng was amused by the childishness of the little girl.

He laughed enough and shook his head: “I’m sorry, I can’t be your weekend boyfriend.”

Youyou pouted: “Why?”

“Because,” Xiao Yiheng whispered, “—I already belong to your brother. ” 

Youyou understood what he meant, and couldn’t speak in surprise.

She looked very similar to Li Cheng, and some of her small movements seemed to be carved out of the same mold as Li Cheng. When she rounded up those beautiful eyes, Xiao Yiheng seemed to see a young Li Cheng in a daze.

“So,” Youyou asked hesitantly, “…Brother Xiao, shall I call you sister-in-law in the future?”