Ch58 - Primary School Chicken Love Rules

How could Li Cheng know any kissing techniques?

He didn’t even know how to confess. He just rushed up with enthusiasm, dropped the sentence “I like you”, and then stupidly hugged Xiao Yiheng and started to nibble.

All of his “experience” originated from porn movies. He thought that his actions were natural and sauve, and full of A spirit, but in the end he bumped his lips and bled. It hurt him so much that he sucked in a breath of cold air. There was no happiness at all. 

Li Cheng blushed and wanted to leave, but Xiao Yiheng turned his defense into attack, grabbed his waist and embraced him, not allowing him to break free.

Although the alpha’s character was cold, his kisses were hot. Xiao Yiheng carefully licked the blood stains on Li Cheng’s lips, sucked his lips a little bit, opened his mouth by pulling on his jaw, and put the tip of his tongue into Li Cheng’s mouth.

This was… a kiss between “adults”.

It was not the kind of playful kiss between juveniles, and it was not the kind of kiss that paved the way for sex in porn movies. This kiss was lingering, tender, but with a hint of dominance, and along with Xiao Yiheng’s bewitching alpine cedar pheromone, it constantly impacted Li Cheng’s senses.

Li Cheng was not willing to be outdone. After a few bumps, he responded by imitating Xiao Yiheng, and he took the initiative to hook up the tip of his tongue, sucking Xiao Yiheng’s lips like a kitten sucking milk. The omega’s already marked glands exuded a sweet scent, the two pheromones blended together, and gradually merged into one.

Xiao Yiheng hugged Li Cheng and let him sit on the podium. In this way, behind Li Cheng was an empty classroom filled with horizontal desks and chairs, and in front of him was a blackboard full of writing. He had his legs wrapped around Xiao Yiheng’s waist, and he clamped his knees without needing any instructions.

Xiao Yiheng chuckled lightly and reached out to touch the place where Li Cheng’s glands were located. As expected, the glands on the femoral artery were once again burning hot. They had sampled this alpha pheromone previously, and craved for the alpha’s appeasement.

In addition to the glands, there was another place on Li Cheng’s body that was also hot. 

Xiao Yiheng had to exhaust all his self-control, before he managed to draw his hand back. He placed it on Li Cheng’s side in an upright and honest manner.

Xiao Yiheng had asked if Li Cheng wanted to “eat” him, but in fact, he was the one who moved step by step, retreating to advance, and wanted to devour Li Cheng into his stomach.

By the end of this very long and yet momentary make-out session, Li Cheng was completely muddle-headed by the pheromone. He didn’t realize how terrible the pheromone content in the classroom was. He seemed to be drunk, dizzy and light as a feather as he leaned in Xiao Yiheng’s arms. He wished to continue this matter that made him feel so comfortable.

“We can’t continue,” Xiao Yiheng said in his ear while hugging him, “There is a camera in the classroom.” 

Li Cheng: !!!

His brain was sober in an instant, and he jumped from the podium, his face flushed red: “There’s a camera? Where? Where?”

As a result, he looked left and right, but he didn’t see the shadow of the camera in the classroom.

He realized only afterwards that Xiao Yiheng was deceiving him. 

He was so angry that he wanted to punch Xiao Yiheng, but seeing Xiao Yiheng’s noble appearance and bloody lips, he couldn’t bear to lay a hand on him.

Fuck, why was Xiao Yiheng so good-looking?

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Memx, tbk mbeiv remt j ubbv-ibbxlcu qfgrbc yfmbwf tlr ybsoglfcv?

Ktf akb rabbv ojmf ab ojmf, cflatfg bo atfw rqbxf. 

Ol Jtfcu tjv pera wjvf j ybiv mbcofrrlbc bc lwqeirlnfcfrr. Rbk tf tjv mjiwfv vbkc, jcv jii xlcvr bo fwbalbcr regufv eq. Ktf olgra atlcu kjr ab yfjg atf ygeca bo “gfugfa”… Lbk ylu kjr tlr mbegjuf atja tf jmaejiis rafqqfv lcab atf vffq qla bo ibnf?

He thought this Li-ge was a lone wolf before, but now that he had a boyfriend, he couldn’t fight easily……

As soon as Xiao Yiheng saw his eyes turning in a state of confusion, he guessed that the little bastard regretted it.

“Forgive me for reminding you, goods once sold, will not be returned or exchanged, unless there is a quality problem.” Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows. 

Li Cheng was unresigned: “A quality problem? What counts as a quality problem?”

Xiao Yiheng smiled without saying a word, only motioned with his eyes.

Li Cheng: !!!

Li Cheng thought that he was really dirty to even understand such dirty jokes in seconds! 

Xiao Yiheng calmly said: “Don’t worry, the quality will never be a problem and it has a lifetime warranty. You can try it out at any time to ensure your satisfaction.”

Li Cheng: “…”

Okay then, this highway was chosen by Li Cheng himself. He wanted to get out of the car now, but it was too late.

The freshly-baked young sweethearts dawdled in the classroom for a while. Li Cheng saw that the ‘return merchandise’ route wouldn’t work. He thought about it, and straight up drafted a ‘love agreement’. It was scattered and fragmented, and could be broken down into quite a few clauses. All the clauses were despotic but he still forced Xiao Yiheng to sign the agreement. 

The contents of the love agreement were as follows:

1. Xiao Yiheng is not allowed to sulk. If there is a contradiction, just say it, cold war biss.

2. Xiao Yiheng and other students must strictly draw a clear line, including but not limited to alpha, beta, and omega.

3. Xiao Yiheng can’t… 

4. Xiao Yiheng don’t…

5. Xiao Yiheng can’t…

Xiao Yiheng: “…”

Xiao Yiheng read them one by one and commented: “Li Cheng, I don’t think this is a love agreement. This is an agreement to sell myself.” 

Li Cheng slyly replied, “If you think so, then I can’t do anything about it.”

Look, just after falling in love, Li Cheng was already proficient in using scumbag quotations.

Xiao Yiheng looked down at the piece of paper full of words about the “agreement”, and said: “This agreement only limits what I should do, but it doesn’t stipulate what you should do. Since you have written so many clauses, you should let me write one.”

Li Cheng thought for a while, and felt that this business was not a loss, so he generously gave him the pen: “Okay, you can write one.” 

So Xiao Yiheng picked up the pen and wrote two neat words.

—”Boomerang“.

Li Cheng: !!!

Li Cheng pointed to those two words and asked inconceivably: “Xiao Yiheng, are you a primary school student? You actually wrote ‘boomerang’?” 

Xiao Yiheng chuckled: “When you fall in love with primary school students, you naturally have to learn some primary school tricks.”

The so-called ‘boomerang’ referred to one of the favorite games to be played between classes by primary school students. If one person scolds “Are you a pig”, the other person can shout “boomerang”, so that all words could be “boomeranged” back. Sometimes, the boomerang would also be combined with the clapping action to form a complex gesture game…

In short, “boomerang” was definitely the most powerful punishment weapon among primary school students.

Li Cheng’s cleverness may have overreached itself. In terms of IQ, a little bastard would never be able to beat a big bastard. 

…

When the smell of pheromone in the classroom dissipated, Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng walked out of the classroom one after another.

Li Cheng stared at Xiao Yiheng’s hand hanging beside him, itchy in his heart. He wanted to hold hands, but felt embarrassed.

“Well, Xiao Yiheng, your foot is hurt, let me help you.” Li Cheng took two steps quickly, came to Xiao Yiheng’s side, and took his arm. 

His palm “accidentally” slipped down, and “accidentally” grabbed Xiao Yiheng’s big hand.

Xiao Yiheng didn’t expose his little thoughts, clasped his fingers, and squeezed the boy’s palm back.

Today's Li Cheng was not the usual Li Cheng, he was about to become Tian Cheng.

The two walked hand in hand on the quiet campus, only the sound of their footsteps echoed in their ears. 

Li Cheng: “I feel as if I have forgotten something…”

Xiao Yiheng: “Since you have forgotten, it should be an unimportant thing.”

Li Cheng: “…No, wait! I remember it!!”

Good God, he forgot Little Lemon!! 

Both of them had walked to the school gate. Remembering the duckling who was left in the same corridor with Xu Yinyin, they hurried back to the school building.

Xu Yinyin really had a big white goose PTSD, but it was a pity that her help message not only failed to save her from her misery, but also almost urged the campus strange story of “The Walking Dead-Goose Edition”.

Li Cheng thought of the “threatening text” he had sent to Xu Yinyin, and felt that he must have been possessed just then, to have actually done such a naive thing.

He rushed to the teaching assistant’s office, worried that a further delay would lead to a bloody accident. 

Unexpectedly, when he pushed open the office door, he saw a jaw-dropping scene.

Xu Yinyin was seated and Little Lemon was nestled on the girl’s lap. The soft duck breast even slipped a little from the edge of her thigh. It squinted with its head hung down, and seemed to be sleeping soundly.

And there wasn’t even a trace of fear on Xu Yinyin’s face. Her face seemed to be full of pink flowers, and the expression on her face was dreamlike.

“Ah…” Xu Yinyin’s two hands lightly covered the duckling’s buttocks, grasping the soft white feathers in her hands, she sighed, “This is the pet a fierce A like me should have.” 

Li Cheng: “…”

Xiao Yiheng: “…”

Xu Yinyin was “sealed” by the little lemon, and honestly used it as her knee pillow.

Xiao Yiheng asked suspiciously: “Are you not afraid of geese?” 

The girl replied categorically, “Goose is the most terrifying thing in the world, and I will be afraid of it in my life! But Little Lemon is different. I am not afraid of this goose!”

Li Cheng “…How many times do you want me to say that it’s a duck?”

Xiao Yiheng walked over and scooped the little lemon from Xu Yinyin’s legs. Little Lemon changed his nest in his sleep, but it didn’t wake up. Instead, it comfortably found a place in Xiao Yiheng’s arms. With its head down, it fell asleep again in a daze.

Xu Yinyin inwardly shed tears: “I haven’t touched enough yet.” 

“Touch again and it will cost you money,” Li Cheng said domineeringly, “This is the son of the future world champion, worth several zeros.”

Xiao Yiheng shook his head and reasoned with him: “Guard against pride and impatience. If you can’t win the world championship, you will have to cry and eat your words.”

“Impossible,” The omega raised his chin triumphantly, “I am Li Cheng! In the future, I will use gold medals to make a nest for Little Lemon, so that he will become the most precious duck in the world!”

The two people held the duck, laughing while bantering in a low voice. 

Xu Yinyin looked at their backs in a daze as they gradually left. She felt as if she saw two novice dads who came to the kindergarten to pick up their children from school.

She looked down at herself. Her hands and feet, her clothes were in neat order…How could she change into a transparent set by their side?

Ch58 - Primary School Chicken Love Rules

How could Li Cheng know any kissing techniques?

He didn’t even know how to confess. He just rushed up with enthusiasm, dropped the sentence “I like you”, and then stupidly hugged Xiao Yiheng and started to nibble.

All of his “experience” originated from porn movies. He thought that his actions were natural and sauve, and full of A spirit, but in the end he bumped his lips and bled. It hurt him so much that he sucked in a breath of cold air. There was no happiness at all. 

Li Cheng blushed and wanted to leave, but Xiao Yiheng turned his defense into attack, grabbed his waist and embraced him, not allowing him to break free.

Although the alpha’s character was cold, his kisses were hot. Xiao Yiheng carefully licked the blood stains on Li Cheng’s lips, sucked his lips a little bit, opened his mouth by pulling on his jaw, and put the tip of his tongue into Li Cheng’s mouth.

This was… a kiss between “adults”.

It was not the kind of playful kiss between juveniles, and it was not the kind of kiss that paved the way for sex in porn movies. This kiss was lingering, tender, but with a hint of dominance, and along with Xiao Yiheng’s bewitching alpine cedar pheromone, it constantly impacted Li Cheng’s senses.

Li Cheng was not willing to be outdone. After a few bumps, he responded by imitating Xiao Yiheng, and he took the initiative to hook up the tip of his tongue, sucking Xiao Yiheng’s lips like a kitten sucking milk. The omega’s already marked glands exuded a sweet scent, the two pheromones blended together, and gradually merged into one.

Xiao Yiheng hugged Li Cheng and let him sit on the podium. In this way, behind Li Cheng was an empty classroom filled with horizontal desks and chairs, and in front of him was a blackboard full of writing. He had his legs wrapped around Xiao Yiheng’s waist, and he clamped his knees without needing any instructions.

Xiao Yiheng chuckled lightly and reached out to touch the place where Li Cheng’s glands were located. As expected, the glands on the femoral artery were once again burning hot. They had sampled this alpha pheromone previously, and craved for the alpha’s appeasement.

In addition to the glands, there was another place on Li Cheng’s body that was also hot. 

Xiao Yiheng had to exhaust all his self-control, before he managed to draw his hand back. He placed it on Li Cheng’s side in an upright and honest manner.

Xiao Yiheng had asked if Li Cheng wanted to “eat” him, but in fact, he was the one who moved step by step, retreating to advance, and wanted to devour Li Cheng into his stomach.

By the end of this very long and yet momentary make-out session, Li Cheng was completely muddle-headed by the pheromone. He didn’t realize how terrible the pheromone content in the classroom was. He seemed to be drunk, dizzy and light as a feather as he leaned in Xiao Yiheng’s arms. He wished to continue this matter that made him feel so comfortable.

“We can’t continue,” Xiao Yiheng said in his ear while hugging him, “There is a camera in the classroom.” 

Li Cheng: !!!

His brain was sober in an instant, and he jumped from the podium, his face flushed red: “There’s a camera? Where? Where?”

As a result, he looked left and right, but he didn’t see the shadow of the camera in the classroom.

He realized only afterwards that Xiao Yiheng was deceiving him. 

He was so angry that he wanted to punch Xiao Yiheng, but seeing Xiao Yiheng’s noble appearance and bloody lips, he couldn’t bear to lay a hand on him.

Fuck, why was Xiao Yiheng so good-looking?

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Memx, tbk mbeiv remt j ubbv-ibbxlcu qfgrbc yfmbwf tlr ybsoglfcv?

Ktf akb rabbv ojmf ab ojmf, cflatfg bo atfw rqbxf. 

Ol Jtfcu tjv pera wjvf j ybiv mbcofrrlbc bc lwqeirlnfcfrr. Rbk tf tjv mjiwfv vbkc, jcv jii xlcvr bo fwbalbcr regufv eq. Ktf olgra atlcu kjr ab yfjg atf ygeca bo “gfugfa”… Lbk ylu kjr tlr mbegjuf atja tf jmaejiis rafqqfv lcab atf vffq qla bo ibnf?

He thought this Li-ge was a lone wolf before, but now that he had a boyfriend, he couldn’t fight easily……

As soon as Xiao Yiheng saw his eyes turning in a state of confusion, he guessed that the little bastard regretted it.

“Forgive me for reminding you, goods once sold, will not be returned or exchanged, unless there is a quality problem.” Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows. 

Li Cheng was unresigned: “A quality problem? What counts as a quality problem?”

Xiao Yiheng smiled without saying a word, only motioned with his eyes.

Li Cheng: !!!

Li Cheng thought that he was really dirty to even understand such dirty jokes in seconds! 

Xiao Yiheng calmly said: “Don’t worry, the quality will never be a problem and it has a lifetime warranty. You can try it out at any time to ensure your satisfaction.”

Li Cheng: “…”

Okay then, this highway was chosen by Li Cheng himself. He wanted to get out of the car now, but it was too late.

The freshly-baked young sweethearts dawdled in the classroom for a while. Li Cheng saw that the ‘return merchandise’ route wouldn’t work. He thought about it, and straight up drafted a ‘love agreement’. It was scattered and fragmented, and could be broken down into quite a few clauses. All the clauses were despotic but he still forced Xiao Yiheng to sign the agreement. 

The contents of the love agreement were as follows:

1. Xiao Yiheng is not allowed to sulk. If there is a contradiction, just say it, cold war biss.

2. Xiao Yiheng and other students must strictly draw a clear line, including but not limited to alpha, beta, and omega.

3. Xiao Yiheng can’t… 

4. Xiao Yiheng don’t…

5. Xiao Yiheng can’t…

Xiao Yiheng: “…”

Xiao Yiheng read them one by one and commented: “Li Cheng, I don’t think this is a love agreement. This is an agreement to sell myself.” 

Li Cheng slyly replied, “If you think so, then I can’t do anything about it.”

Look, just after falling in love, Li Cheng was already proficient in using scumbag quotations.

Xiao Yiheng looked down at the piece of paper full of words about the “agreement”, and said: “This agreement only limits what I should do, but it doesn’t stipulate what you should do. Since you have written so many clauses, you should let me write one.”

Li Cheng thought for a while, and felt that this business was not a loss, so he generously gave him the pen: “Okay, you can write one.” 

So Xiao Yiheng picked up the pen and wrote two neat words.

—”Boomerang“.

Li Cheng: !!!

Li Cheng pointed to those two words and asked inconceivably: “Xiao Yiheng, are you a primary school student? You actually wrote ‘boomerang’?” 

Xiao Yiheng chuckled: “When you fall in love with primary school students, you naturally have to learn some primary school tricks.”

The so-called ‘boomerang’ referred to one of the favorite games to be played between classes by primary school students. If one person scolds “Are you a pig”, the other person can shout “boomerang”, so that all words could be “boomeranged” back. Sometimes, the boomerang would also be combined with the clapping action to form a complex gesture game…

In short, “boomerang” was definitely the most powerful punishment weapon among primary school students.

Li Cheng’s cleverness may have overreached itself. In terms of IQ, a little bastard would never be able to beat a big bastard. 

…

When the smell of pheromone in the classroom dissipated, Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng walked out of the classroom one after another.

Li Cheng stared at Xiao Yiheng’s hand hanging beside him, itchy in his heart. He wanted to hold hands, but felt embarrassed.

“Well, Xiao Yiheng, your foot is hurt, let me help you.” Li Cheng took two steps quickly, came to Xiao Yiheng’s side, and took his arm. 

His palm “accidentally” slipped down, and “accidentally” grabbed Xiao Yiheng’s big hand.

Xiao Yiheng didn’t expose his little thoughts, clasped his fingers, and squeezed the boy’s palm back.

Today's Li Cheng was not the usual Li Cheng, he was about to become Tian Cheng.

The two walked hand in hand on the quiet campus, only the sound of their footsteps echoed in their ears. 

Li Cheng: “I feel as if I have forgotten something…”

Xiao Yiheng: “Since you have forgotten, it should be an unimportant thing.”

Li Cheng: “…No, wait! I remember it!!”

Good God, he forgot Little Lemon!! 

Both of them had walked to the school gate. Remembering the duckling who was left in the same corridor with Xu Yinyin, they hurried back to the school building.

Xu Yinyin really had a big white goose PTSD, but it was a pity that her help message not only failed to save her from her misery, but also almost urged the campus strange story of “The Walking Dead-Goose Edition”.

Li Cheng thought of the “threatening text” he had sent to Xu Yinyin, and felt that he must have been possessed just then, to have actually done such a naive thing.

He rushed to the teaching assistant’s office, worried that a further delay would lead to a bloody accident. 

Unexpectedly, when he pushed open the office door, he saw a jaw-dropping scene.

Xu Yinyin was seated and Little Lemon was nestled on the girl’s lap. The soft duck breast even slipped a little from the edge of her thigh. It squinted with its head hung down, and seemed to be sleeping soundly.

And there wasn’t even a trace of fear on Xu Yinyin’s face. Her face seemed to be full of pink flowers, and the expression on her face was dreamlike.

“Ah…” Xu Yinyin’s two hands lightly covered the duckling’s buttocks, grasping the soft white feathers in her hands, she sighed, “This is the pet a fierce A like me should have.” 

Li Cheng: “…”

Xiao Yiheng: “…”

Xu Yinyin was “sealed” by the little lemon, and honestly used it as her knee pillow.

Xiao Yiheng asked suspiciously: “Are you not afraid of geese?” 

The girl replied categorically, “Goose is the most terrifying thing in the world, and I will be afraid of it in my life! But Little Lemon is different. I am not afraid of this goose!”

Li Cheng “…How many times do you want me to say that it’s a duck?”

Xiao Yiheng walked over and scooped the little lemon from Xu Yinyin’s legs. Little Lemon changed his nest in his sleep, but it didn’t wake up. Instead, it comfortably found a place in Xiao Yiheng’s arms. With its head down, it fell asleep again in a daze.

Xu Yinyin inwardly shed tears: “I haven’t touched enough yet.” 

“Touch again and it will cost you money,” Li Cheng said domineeringly, “This is the son of the future world champion, worth several zeros.”

Xiao Yiheng shook his head and reasoned with him: “Guard against pride and impatience. If you can’t win the world championship, you will have to cry and eat your words.”

“Impossible,” The omega raised his chin triumphantly, “I am Li Cheng! In the future, I will use gold medals to make a nest for Little Lemon, so that he will become the most precious duck in the world!”

The two people held the duck, laughing while bantering in a low voice. 

Xu Yinyin looked at their backs in a daze as they gradually left. She felt as if she saw two novice dads who came to the kindergarten to pick up their children from school.

She looked down at herself. Her hands and feet, her clothes were in neat order…How could she change into a transparent set by their side?