The Villain Just Wants to be a Salted Fish

 

After eating the dried fish until he was full, he brought home a lunch box full of fried dried fish prepared by He Jinyun. Ye Zexi returned to his room contentedly, put the lunch box in the refrigerator, and then went to wash up and sleep happily.

Teacher He said that if he would like to eat dried fish in the future, he could fry him some if he has time!

Ye Zexi was ecstatic, this could be regarded as the biggest gain in the past few months of filming!

Until lunch time on the set the next day, Ye Zexi did not go to get the crew's lunch box for the first time.

The assistant used the microwave in the RV to heat up the lunch box prepared by He Jinyun in advance, and he hurriedly sent it over when Ye Zexi was taking a break.

The lunch box was opened, and the food was overflowing.

Ye Zexi sniffed contentedly, took another photo with a sense of ritual, and posted on Weibo.

Captions: After being fed with this lunch box, the whole body is full of energy!

Two days have passed since the last time Ye Zexi posted a Weibo, and Ye Zexi finally posted a Weibo again.

This could be regarded as Ye Zexi's most diligent Weibo posting. Fans were very excited and rushed to the comment area to leave comments.

"Who made it?"

"Boiled prawns, braised fish, small stir-fried beef, corn ribs soup! This feeding is too rich!"

"Every dish looks very good and delicious!"

"Show me I'm hungry, but luckily it's not late at night! Not to mention, I haven't eaten lunch yet, so I'll order take out on my app now."

"Open my takeout app + 1."

"Xi Xi, eat quickly, don't wait for the food to get cold."

"Hey, the sisters upstairs are too gentle, even reminding him to eat slowly and don't wait for the food to get cold. If it were me, it would be: Ye Zexi, eat quickly! Then go filming! Don't be lazy!"

"Reconsideration, eat quickly, and please be serious with filming!"

"It is recommended to eat quickly, so as not to delay the filming time."

"Xi Xi, eat more and be well-fed, so you won't find an excuse not to film!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, the sisters upstairs really use the softest tone, said the most ruthless words! Poor Ye Zexi can only continue to film the movie miserably!"

"What's so pitiful about Ye Zexi? If we fans don't monitor him well, he will really retire from the circle!"

"Yes, after all, this is a rich second generation who doesn't want to stay in the entertainment industry and can go home to inherit the family property any time. We must supervise him!"

"Hahahahahaha, I can reap happiness in the comment area every day."

"Compared to others, I am more curious. This lunch box is not a lunch box from the crew at first glance, so who feeds Xi Xi!"

"I am also a little curious!"

"Curious +1."

It was a pity that Ye Zexi went offline after posting such a Weibo, and did not answer any questions for fans.

It was not until later that this doubt was answered.

Attentive fans soon discovered that there was such comments on Ye Zexi's Weibo post:

He Jinyun: "You can make a good film after eating it?"

Ye Zexi responded quickly: "Of course!"

He Jinyun replied again: "OK."

Ye Zexi fans: "???"

"What's the meaning of this?"

"Looking at the comments, do you mean that today's lunch was prepared by Teacher He?!"

"Ah, Teacher He can actually cook?"

"It should be Teacher He who asked the assistant to pack a lunch box for Ye Zexi from some restaurant. The upstairs is really whimsical. Where Teacher He would find the time to cook? He's too busy. And they are still in the crew now, even if they want to cook, I'm afraid there is no kitchen."

But this time fans really guessed wrong. He Jinyun not only has a kitchen, he even has his own presidential suite on the top floor of the hotel.1

It was a pity that fans don't know, and they think the previous fan's analysis makes sense.

"It looks like this should be the case, but Teacher He is so kind to Xi Xi, he even asked his assistant to order a lunch box for Xixi specially!"

"Yes, it can be said that he pampered Xi Xi a lot!"

There were He Jinyun's fans who had the same thoughts and came here again after hearing the news.

He Jinyun's fans have been feeling a bit complicated recently.

There is no other reason, because in the past month, every time He Jinyun went online on Weibo, he did not get on due to business duty.

He Jinyun logged on Weibo and only had two things to do:

First, he liked Ye Zexi on Weibo.

Second, he commented on Ye Zexi's Weibo.

Countless whale fans saw He Jinyun's comment this time, and they weren't even surprised. On the contrary, they felt so emotional.

Some fans lamented the good relationship between He Jinyun and Ye Zexi.

There are still a small number of fans keenly aware that something will happen sooner or later.1

Sure enough, later on, they saw someone posting on the forum asking: What do you think of Film Emperor He who has logged on Weibo over and over again just to comment on Ye Zexi's Weibo?

Number one popular reply: what else to think, I'll take the first row!

The other replies were all echoes.

"The two are a good match."

"They are both handsome, and seem to prefer same-sex partner?"

"Yes, Film Emperor He came out right after his debut, and so did Ye Zexi."

"Hey, what a coincidence! Don't you think this is too much of a coincidence!"

"Isn't it? To say that Film Emperor He is not interested in Ye Zexi, I will do a handstand while eating shit [1] on the spot."

"Upstairs, you don't need to go that far..."1

Some netizens were happy to eat melons, but there were also He Jinyun's non-CP fans stumped on their feet.

"The more you say that, the more I want to wait for the truth to come out to see how you eat shit upside down!"

"Upstairs, which navy army [2] are you from? How come you immediately post such an ambiguous statement? If he were to post an interaction on Weibo tomorrow, then you would say that they have signed the marriage certificate? Nowadays, whenever a veteran supports a younger generation, do you all treat them as a pair? Can you please take away such an idea from here?"

 

"Yeah, according to what you said, the veterans now can't support younger generations, right?"

"The male god just sees a potential younger generation and supports him a little, and here you can openly ship their CP? Entertain yourself in a small circle and indulge in your own hobbies, don't you understand?"

"Yes, entertain yourself in a small circle and indulge in your own hobbies, so why did you only fans [3] run in here and get all work up on your own?"

...

Passers-by and fans felt like choking at the progress, the direction of the post changed, from shipping a CP to a heated argument between two sides; it could be said to be a bloody battle, so lively.

There are also many non-CP fans who insist on not believing these statements in the post, threatening to find evidence to prove that He Jinyun wants to support the younger generation.

But before the only fans can produce evidence, the group of people who love eating melons threw out a series of evidence to prove otherwise.

First, there were screenshots of He Jinyun's repeated praises of Ye Zexi in the show "Time Idol".

When Ye Zexi was attacked by anti-fans, a screenshot of He Jinyun's Weibo spoke up for Ye Zexi, he was the first to do so.

After Ye Zexi posted that he wants to retreat, He Jinyun was the first to post on Weibo on the cusp of the storm.

And there were several comments on Ye Zexi's Weibo that had never been deleted. What screenshots did the only fans want? They could see it on Weibo right now!

Originally, the only fans wanted to pick up some evidence that He Jinyun and Ye Zexi had nothing to do with each other. However, all the evidence they found was all evidence that He Jinyun and Ye Zexi were inextricably linked.

Stepping into the back, He Jinyun's many only fans gave up on themselves.

If they were to show this evidence, many of their only fans who didn't believe it might turn to believe it! Tell them, how could they show it?

Numerous screenshots were thrown out, and the originally firm only fans became no longer firm, and the unusually firm only fans were also a little shaken. As for the fans who were originally not firm after leaving the field, they had joined the spectacular team of CP fans.

Overnight, "HeXi" CP also started to rise from the ground.

Both He Jinyun and Ye Zexi are very popular artists in the entertainment industry today. If the names of these two people are next to each other, it will create even more heated discussion.

The forum's Q&A post became popular, and this thread moved to Weibo.

After a night of discussion, "HeXi" CP also climbed the hot search list.

"HeXi, Okay!"

"Hahahaha, the CP names of the two are really so festive!"

"Don't tell me, I also thought that Film Emperor He and Ye Zexi are a good match, but it's hard to say."

"It's too good, way too good! How did you find such great sugar! I can die from this sweetness!"

"HeXi is not real, XiTang is real!"

"Why is the male god tied to Ye Zexi? Isn't this really just a hype?"

"We Ye Zexi fans also feel a bit like...a conspiracy theory, isn't it a new way to promote the movie?"

"Now upstairs saying that, in the movie, Film Emperor He and Ye Zexi are also a pair, even sweeter! HeXi szd!"

"...Forget it, I don't want to reason with you irrational CP fans."

Some people are happy and some are worried. Fans who don't ship CP will not support it, and they can't stop netizens who like to ship CP.

Of course, the people with the firm position are "XiTang" CP, what "HeXi" CP, it is just a one-time thing!

By the early morning of the next day, He Jinyun also learned about CP fans from his agent.

No one thought that a simple social media interaction would cause such a big battle on the Internet.

"Do you want to press it down? When I saw it last night, it was not that big, and it really seemed to be known by the mass public this morning."

He Jinyun turned on the speaker of the phone, picked up the tablet on the side, and probably browsed Weibo. When he saw the CP name, he raised his brows slightly: "HeXi CP?" [4]

The agent couldn't help but smile: "Hey, don't ask me, netizens are really creative when they choose a name. This name does sound festive."

The corner of He Jinyun's mouth curved up slightly: "Yes, it does sound good. So just let it be, ignore it. After the movie is released, Ye Zexi and I will only have more CP fans."

It was impossible for the agent to disagree.

But think about it carefully, since He Jinyun's debut, there have been many celebrities who want to use him to create a CP.

He Jinyun never made a statement, but he couldn't stop other artist teams from creating CP, so He Jinyun's CPs just kept getting bigger each day.

Today's "Hexi" CP came out, but there had been too many CPs attaching to He Jinyun's name that it was not like something new.

It would not hurt anyway.

As for Ye Zexi, he didn't even care when he heard Gao Shu talk about him and He Jinyun's CP fans.

He even seriously said: "This CP name has a good vibe, and it seems that the movie is going to be a big hit."

Chen Zhengtian was very happy to hear that, and said with a smile: "It is indeed a good name, so that in the future the film promotion fee will be saved, and it is all about your CP fans to help promote, and our film will not lose!"

In this regard, Ye Zexi deeply agreed.

He Jinyun smiled, but still did not forget to confirm yesterday's question with Ye Zexi: "So you won't be tired after being well-fed?"

Ye Zexi didn't expect He Jinyun to remember. He cleared his throat and said seriously: "Of course, for filmmakers, being well-fed is the soul of the filmmaker. If you eat the soul, you can become the master of the filmmakers. Full of energy!"

He Jinyun's smile deepened, and he nodded with a smile.

Understood.

It seems that we have to continue feeding him.1

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Note:

[1] doing a handstand while eating shit - okay, I know this is nasty and you all must be like "WTF" by now. But please keep in mind, this is just an expression!!!! AN EXPRESSION!!! It's a popular phrase being used by Chinese youth on internet/social media when they want to express that they don't believe or totally believe a certain idea/rumors. It's an extreme expression; they don't literally eat...you know what...

[2] navy army - slang language/internet slang, a group of people spreading false rumors or to lead the audience to believe a certain rumor/gossip on the internet. This is usually used in a negative tone, but in some contexts, it's used in a positive tone, but 85% of the time it is negative.

[3] only fans - Not the site LOL - these are fans that like the artist by himself/herself, meaning non-CP fans. They don't want to see their favorite idol paired with anyone. They tend to get angry and overprotective when they see CP fans. It's a never-ending fight between CP fans and only fans...so yeah...I won't go into details as we all know the result...As for myself, I'm too old for these~ so I only like danmei...there LOL reading my yaoi/danmei/BL in peace...LOL

[4] 贺喜 - HeXi - to congratulate. Meaning good thing ^^