The Rankers Guide to Live an Ordinary Life

[BEST] Real-time Babel World Ranking TOP 50 / Local Ranking TOP 100

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– Did you have a scary dream?

– No, I did not.

– Did you have a sad dream?

– No, I had a sweet dream.

-Then why are you so sad?

– Because that dream won’t come true…

– by Kong seok-won (once again, kong means forever 2nd place.)

-Ah, it’s been a good 12 hours.

– 20xx.03.07~20xx.03.07 R.I.P Eun Seok-Won’s 1st place lies here.

-Best comment state of the true story, Satan gained 1 loss today:;

-You guys are such bad bastardsㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋ Only in situations like these you guys have good unityㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱ (ㅋ = laughing noise)

– Jo: Seok-won, you want to be number 1?

-??: How did heaven give birth to the silver lion and then Jo?

– Master Eun Seok had makgeolli at home. Everyone, please stop.

-Stop attacking our old man, you bastardsㅜㅠ There’s nothing you can’t say to our general.

-Where are all the bastards that have been violent?? Yes~ it’s us, we’re shooting a legendary dog fight~ It’s the active golden age, Jojo throwing away Jo.

– Jo Hyung-nim,,, I trusted you,,, God Jo, Shining Jo, King Jo Peha, You’re the king of Korea,,, ^^777

-ㄹㅇIs this the true taste of gukppong? ZIO and Flag of Korea are on top of Google’s main rankings. How come I’m crying?

– Wai am I kurayingㅜㅜ(this sentence is written in korean letter that sounds like ‘why am I crying’)

– Waving~Flag

– Waving~~Flag

– (Link) “Make the law prohibiting the immigration and departure of the Magician King come true” is a national petition to the Blue House. Please sign it and spread it out.

– All the beer from the local convenience store has been robbed, so I’m packing my car keys to go to the mart;; don’t stop me stepping on gukppong full acceleration.

-Ah this is so funnyㅋㅋㅋ I’m so excited about the rerun of the S rank documentary made about Jo last year ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ All the other channels are on the news. No turning back ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

↳ -Are you talking about the legendary documentary that won the viewer ratings against Japan and Korea with only editing skills and without even a second interview with the main character?

– 99.9% of the public survey said, “It is a nation’s loss that Jo is not the president.”

– (Timothy: Is this Jo’s Country?)

– I’m a Korean living in Tokyo, but for these guys Jo is now Joseon’s national policy. They’re a biological weapon that succeeded in a secret experiment. And he rushed to bring back the panel and got a real-time strike ㅎㅎㅎㅎ So much fun ㅎㅎ

– I have a sense of understanding;; I am also curious how a world class ranker popped up in this narrow peninsula, but now they’re the ones under the world rank sign ㅋㅑ….. Lethal dose of Gukkpong.

-If you get the upper hand and take it seriously, it’ll have a huge impact. Until now, Timothy Lilywright, the one who ranker no.2, was treated as the world’s No. 1 Mad Dog because he was stateless and anonymous. It’s obvious that No. 1 exists. Will it change the status of the country? In fact, our country is the best in terms of ranker quality (For your information, our SPI is ranked No. 1 every year in urban safety, and the lowest rate of crack deaths among developed countries.), the number of people moving to Seoul is increasing and I can’t imagine how much more it will increase.

↳ – Are you a real estate agent?

↳ – You’re going up more from here?

-Isn’t this the first time Jo won the world ranking? Of course I’m happy too, but I’m wondering if it’s because everyone is going crazy.

↳- It’s been about 7 years since J came down… and it’s hard to compare to now when the 3rd generation is the main generation. When Mad Dog popped out Timothy was terrified but continued to stay in 3rd place in the world ranking… No matter how impactful Jo was they always said ‘he is weaker than them.’ There were a lot of arguments but the controversy soon ended.

– The day Timothy talked about Jo-oppa. She all of a sudden apologised for cursing her and suddenly they got along with each other.

– (Link to a past article) Timothy Lilwright, “North-East Asia fans that keep sending straw dolls with needles. Thank you for your heart, but please refrain from sending them.”

↳-Light is innocent.. Sorry noona…

↳ -츄ㅅ츄 (I’m just saying I’m sorry.)

– Hoo, that’s the first time I have seen this ㅋㅋㅋㅋ the empathy level is crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ fans of Jo are really open-minded opponents ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– I’m a Timothy fan, and this shouldn’t be mentioned as such a humor material. Fans of Jo still haven’t apologized. It’s uncomfortable to see.

↳-Asking if she is bright~ she is~

↳- The uncomfortable traitor will snoop and rummage around to get comfortable quickly. ^^ It’s wrong for you to commit disrespect to God and to be alive ^^

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– Oh the thugs are here ㄷㄷ Jo’s gang ㄷㄷㄷ

-Jo’s getting Jo… ..Jopanda’s Jo Fan… That hunter and that fandom…〉Soul mates〈 itself.

-Don’t tell me who got coordinates again, they’re all crazy people, I’m scared.

– I’m a Timothy fan, and this shouldn’t be mentioned as such a humor material. Fans of Jo still haven’t apologized. It’s uncomfortable to see. So the hypothesis that Jo is of older generation is actually over? It is impossible to imagine a picture of the first place in the heavenly gate being pushed back by someone reaching their limit;

– Yes ㅊ_ㅊ There was the situation with Eun Seok-won, but the fandom estimates that they are in their late 20s to mid 30s. ㅊ_ㅊ

– Q. Is it possible to see the magician king in person before I die?

↳ – A. It’s impossible

– Q. Jo is handsome Vs. Jo is an ugly dog.

↳ – ?? We don’t even know their gender what ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ;;

– Every time I take the time to cool down I become obsessed with it ㅜㅜ What kind of a person are they really…

***

A three-timer student.

6 games and 6 losses.

The ruler of being a failure.

A completely defeated art college entrance student.

Gyeon Zio(special: currently ranked No. 1 in world ranking) blankly looked up at the building in front of her.

In this day and age, the number of rankers amounted to national prestige and national power.

At a time when the whole nation was drunk on Gukppong due to the development of, “While sleeping at my house as I tried gaining the 1st place in the nation I ended up becoming the first place in the world!’ the nation was also dividing up.

In the middle of the downtown area, covered with various banners such as 〈Retake of the Throne Bomb Sale〉and 〈King’s Return Discount Event〉

Zio stood in front of the signboard that said〈Everyone passed! The 100% passing rate of the myths!〉

“…A Specialist for the entrance exams… the university that brings back even dead students…”

No, if you’re gonna save someone, why not just become a hunter…?

“Gyeon Zio, what are you doing there! Come quickly.”

“…Yeees sir.”

“Are you going to answer shortly?”

“Yes.”

In front of the elevator, Mrs. Park looked nervous.

Today’s outfit was also in perfect combat mode, not of a Yakult Fresh manager.

She even ate from a bag embedded with mana stones that was said to be distributed in limited numbers only to top rankers by a certain luxurious brand

“Are those the only clothes you have?”

There it is.

The attack of a sensitive mom no.1, point out the outfit.

“It’s the latest swag.”

“What swag? You look like those homeless people in the Seoul station, I am going to cry. Hey. I told you not to buy clothes on the internet, but to go and try them on, didn’t I? Also what’s wrong with your hair? Why don’t you take this out right now?”

“Ah, my hairband! My hip-hop spirit!”

“What kind of state of mind are you in! If you fail to enter the college again this time I will take your file out of the family register!”

“Going there is not everything in life! Even in college, I choose what mom says every day, just like shopping!”

Boom.

Gyeon Zio launched a meaningless rebellion.

Mrs. Park’s extreme anger was coming back.

“If you don’t go! Huh? If you don’t go to college! What are you going to do? Are you a parasite? Are you going to be a parasite who receives a prize at Cannes, you bastard!”

[Your contractor, ‘The Reader of Fate’ informs you that the mother and daughter have reached the elevator.]

After being hit back to back Zio climbed up with tears in her eyes.

Take a deep breath

“T-Twice! Ah, I’ve never been hit by my father before…!”

“It’s a shame that you don’t even have a father. Why don’t you be quiet?”

Receiving an insult for a parent back.

Zio was shocked and shut her mouth.

‘S-she is like an old lady who would greet even Satan if he failed to recognise her.’

After the meaningless argument that she had lost yet fought well in, she arrived at the reception desk.

The 7-story building was splendidly flashy as it showcased the sweat and tears that had been drained by the entrance exam students.

And this is where Gyeon Zio’s last chance was in, the three-timer who had run away from home but then returned.

Last Night.

Mrs. Park gave the final notice to the No.1 World ranker who shuddered and knelt down.

「This is your last chance. This place was really difficult to find, so if it doesn’t work here just go join the monk in Gangwon-do. Get out of this world. Got it?」

「Tha-, ack-, I’ll follow you…!」

“First of all, our Optimus is run by a small elite with a maximum capacity of five for each class. It provides a one-on-one customized curriculum and provides perfect care for students through the homeroom system. There are no general students, only art and hunter-related students are being taught intensively. So there’s quite a lot of competition here… and I heard you are being introduced by Seon-young’s mother?”

‘Seon-young won’t leave me alone.’

“Seon-young was such a model student, so we readily accepted her because she was a childhood friend…”

‘Jin Seon-young is my enemy.’

“The future of the students depends on it, so I will tell you directly.”

“Yes, teacher. I’ll listen carefully.”

Kim Jo-young, who tied her hair tightly without any disruption, put down Zio’s report card.

As if she just touched something dirty.

“This student is hopeless, Mother.”

“…..!”

“I heard that you have set your target university as H, but it is impossible to enter the Seoul metropolitan area as well as in Seoul. Most local universities would be ashamed to receive applications with these grades.”

“Unless the student’s skill level for art is Picasso’s level then just give up and start learning now. You’ve raised, not educated.”

“T-Teacher Kim Jo-young!”

Teacher, we can’t.

We have to send our Zio to H.

“It is beyond my ability. So I’m sorry, but this is the consultation…”

Tak. Mrs. Park loudly put her bag on the desk.

Kim Jo-young’s eyes shaked a little.

‘Wait, that’s the Hermes Ranker Special Limited Edition…?’

“I wasn’t going to tell you this.”

Park Soon-yo, the power breathing mother, once said ‘A ranker’s mom hides their power.”

“My poor son uses the name Gyeon alongside his name Ji-rok.”

“……!”

“……”

‘I’m out of breath…’

Shrimp Gyeonjio, who was caught between the fight of the two giants, shrank. Please save the world.

And after the silent battle between the experts.

Kim Jo-young, who was silent, moved her hand. She slowly lifted up the report card that she had put away.

“…our Optimus Prime is famous for its intense Spartan style. Do you still want it?”

“Yes.”

“Does that mean you’re willing to live with it no matter what happens, mother?”

“I will trust the teacher.”

“Okay. Then leave Zio’s grades to me, and mother just take care of Zio’s health.”

The atmosphere then relaxed. The two women gently shook hands.

“You have a wonderful son.”

“Haha. I only barely managed to rescue one of the three.”

“Then maybe the youngest also has this kind of grade…?”

“She’s a YouTuber.”

“I’m sorry.”

‘Damn it.’

‘Zio looked at the scene with a chewed expression.’

Either way, on this Spring day the whole country was as excited as if it’s a festival.

Outside the window, there was a black dragon advertising balloon engraved with the phrase “World Rank No. 1” that floated around Seoul City this morning.

Floating. Without anything in mind.