The Beautiful Cultivator Prefers Girls

Time passed and a few months went by. Xiao Wu now had eight daughters due to some kind of competition between Fluffy and Xiao Yan.  Xiao Wu did not pay much attention to this. That is not to say that she did not pay attention to her own kids, she actually spent quite a bit of time with them playing. Lately, Xiao Wu seemed to have been lost in deep thought. Although her cultivation had been going smoothly before now she had been stuck at stage four Qi Condensation the entire time. No matter how many girls she has s.e.x with her cultivation did not seem to want to go any higher and she had no idea why.

 She knew that even though she was lazy for the most part, hated moving from the bed, did not like to wear clothes, preferred to sleep than do any chores, had issues remembering half the names of people she had s.e.x with, threw anything that did not deal with her new family and s.e.x out of her mind without a second thought and the only exercise she got was when she played with the kids. But besides all that she knew this was a world where strength ruled. If she did not have proper strength how would she be able to protect the ones she cares about. 

Not knowing what to do about her current predicament Xiao Wu decided to go for a little walk around the sect. The issue was right now she had no idea where she was!  She looked around and all she saw was… Trees… And!... More trees…

"Why are there so many f.u.c.k.i.n.g trees in this world!"

Xiao Wu who normally did not say much was pretty mad right now. No matter which way she looked everything looked the same to her. She could not figure out how her little walk through the sect turned into her being lost in some forest somewhere. Letting out a long sigh Xiao Wu shook her head and looked around once more. She spotted a decent sized stick and picked it up. She then lightly poked one of the tips of the stick into the ground and let go. She watched as the stick swayed and then finally fell pointing in a random direction. After which Xiao Wu walked in that opposite direction. 

It just so happened that Xiao Wu was actually only a five minute walk away from the forest entrance which would have led her to a path that led straight to the sect. But now she was walking in the opposite direction. Xiao Wu continued to walk on a straight path doing her best to not veer too far off from her track. Once and a while she would walk into a demonic beast that would try to attack her. They, of course, ended up in exploded chunks of meat on the ground. Xiao Wu still did not understand how these demonic beasts exploded since she still had a habit of closing her eyes before swinging her arm out. She even tried to warn a few of them before they attacked her that they might explode but they did not listen to her. Xiao Wu could only sigh and pick up the free meal from the ground.

A day past and Xiao Wu was currently roasting some meat she got after a demonic beast exploded when she suddenly saw a flash of light flash come out from the ring on her finger. Floating in the air in front of her was Teng Yu. Yawning and stretching her little legs, Teng Yu looked at Xiao Wu as she asked. 

"Xiao Wu where are we?"

"No idea..."

"Your lost!?"

"Un..."

"How did you get lost!?"

"I went for a walk..."

Teng Yu did not know what to say to this girl. How do you get lost by just going for a walk!? Letting out a long sigh Teng Yu decided it was best to not try to figure out what goes on in this girl's brain. As Teng Yu floated there, she started to inspect Xiao Wu to see where her cultivation was at now. But what she saw was not what she expected. She had been asleep for a few months with the way this girl breaks through she should be at least four or five ranks higher now. Why was her cultivation still the same as it was a few months ago!?

"Xiao W,u have you not been cultivating?" 

This was the only thing that Teng Yu could think of as to why Xiao Wu had not broken through yet.

"I have been having lots of s.e.x..."

"What about regular cultivation?"

"...."

"So you have been doing nothing but having s.e.x? I am guessing you have been stuck at the same stage for a while now?"

"Un..."

"You stupid girl! Just having s.e.x will only slowly raise your cultivation. At first it might seem quick but after a while, this method will take longer and will force you into many bottlenecks. Like what you're experiencing now. Two aspects of cultivation that you will need to understand is that you will still need to do a few hours of regular cultivation a day and you will need to also fight to help move the spiritual qi through your body more. Although for you with your freakish strength, you would need someone pretty strong to breakthrough." 

"Oh… So I can't just have s.e.x?" 

"No! You can't!"

Xiao Wu stared blankly at Teng Yu as her brow furrowed. 

"Cultivation sucks..."

"You might think that Xiao Wu but all those girls back home are placing everything they have on you. They have been slacking on their own cultivation to keep you company. "

"I know. I know I need to get stronger. I was just saying cultivation sucks is all. Umm… Floaty Lady, you said I need to fight as well?"

Hearing Xiao Wu call her floaty lady somewhat ticked Teng Yu off but she knew this damn girl had brain issues and there was no point and trying to fight with her on names. 

"Yes, you will need to fight..."

"Oh… I never fought anyone before..."

"What!?"

Teng Yu could not figure out how a girl who can poke a rank nine demonic beast to death had never fought anyone before.

"Xiao Wu, are you saying you never fought a single person in your entire life?"

"Un!"

Teng Yu let out another sigh. Since she basically took Xiao Wu in as her disciple she had no choice but to take up the task of teaching this dumbass girl how to fight. 

"I guess it is good that you got lost then. From now until I say so we will go deeper into the woods and you will learn how to fight!  "

"Oh..."

"..."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes!"

"Oh…"

After finishing her food, Xiao Wu and Teng Yu walked deeper into the woods...