Tales Of Amorous Sage

'What! What did I just hear? Her husband… her husband proposed this?'

Adam's heart started beating rapidly as he put two and two together. But still, there were many doubts that he could not wrap his head around.

"What… just what did you say?" asked Adam in complete shock almost as if it was his subconscious, not he himself. Just why would anybody throw away such a beautiful wife for someone else to peel off? No - something is wrong, it does not feel right this way.

Lisa's husband is a police chief, just why in the world would be set up such a plan? To trap himself? Absolutely NO. A big NO. Which husband in their right state of mind would let her wife… her v.i.r.g.i.n wife sleeps with another man just to catch that fellow.

Wait… she is a v.i.r.g.i.n. Damn… she is a v.i.r.g.i.n. She is a f.u.c.k.i.n.g v.i.r.g.i.n… They are obviously married and still, the girl is goddamn v.i.r.g.i.n… this can mean only one thing…

"So did you really acted that out, honey? It felt too surreal to me." Ricardo, Lisa's husband complained but looking at his expression, Lisa internally sighed in relief, 'Thankfully this idiot still thinks that I was acting but only I know that I lost myself to him from the moment he dipped his hand into my soaked p.a.n.t.i.e.s, was the time I truly wanted him to i.m.p.r.e.g.n.a.t.e him. I really wish that he could replace Ricardo and become my husband… especially with such a big weapon, God! No wonder, all the girls kept praising him non stop. He seriously has some satisfying ability.'

"Oh… is something bothering you, baby?" Ricardo stepped forward and hugged her n.a.k.e.d wife, whose legs were dripping white substance off on the floor. There was discomfort visible on her face but Ricardo was unable to see it from behind.

"No, there is nothing to bother. I accomplished what you told me to do. Now…" she wanted to go ahead and plead mercy for the guy but she was not given the opportunity as Ricardo interjected, "It's all good then. You go out the living room while I take care of him."

"Um… honey, could you-" she tried again to help the boy, but under her husband's menacing glare she could do nothing but make her way into the living room and prepare for the dinner later on.

'I'm sorry Adam. But as you can see there is nothing that I can do to help you and get out-out of this mess.'

"Wait… wait… at least tell me what is happening?" knowing that he might not get another opportunity to ask, Adam wanted to know why - the sole reason of not knowing why would a man drive away such beauty was driving him nuts. 'Such beauty and not taking care of her is a sin for which no one will forgive. Then why-why did he plan this out?'

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Ricardo laughed out loud, but when the voice reached Adam's ears, it was anything but laughing. It resembled a cry as the person chocked upon himself, something that happens to a person whose deepest secrets are pried upon. But what did he say that brushed his emotional scars.

Suddenly a wave of realization hit him as his eyes flickered with disbelief but alas it was too late…

"You want to know why… want to know why I set her up to take down by some random son of a bitch. Motherf.u.c.ker do you really want to know why?" anger and pain were clearly felt through his voice. His voice was croaked up as if something had blocked his voice from his throat. His breathing became irrational and his face distorted as he finished.

Adam wanted to shake his head but he deep down he knew that the beast in front of him would eat him alive sooner or later. Since this is the case, then at least, let him make sure that what he guessed is right or not.

"Then listen," his voice came and this time without waiting for his response, Ricardo continued, "I have erectile dysfunction and as you know I can't get it hard for my wife. Do you know how much misery it throws upon me to have married my childhood love but unable to make love with her. Every time I see her smiling face, I feel I being mocked upon and it started to become unbearable for me."

Ricardo stopped for a moment and that was all it took me to glance over and take a look at his watery eyes. 'Man,' I thought, 'Even a person such as him knows what emotions are. It's hard to encounter specialist for all I know.'

"And then one day, I found my final straw of hope," Ricardo continued while his hands took out an AK-47, with which I guess he did some encounter practice, "I was summoned by the head of our police force and told about you, Adam - The Playboy Adam," he paused for a moment as I witnessed deep jealousy in his eyes before he took a deep breath and finished, "You have had affairs with people holding onto higher posts and they placed a bounty on your head. To be clear enough, I was not tempted by the bounty but I saw a ray of hope that I wanted to grasp upon and let my wife out of her years of misery."

"So you hatched a plan for your wife to satisfy her cravings once and…" I added on to what he just said, and to be honest it now kind of made a bit of sense but still, there was another piece of puzzle floating around in my head. Luckily Ricardo helped me in solving it right then.

"And I devised a plan with my wife to which she disagreed at first but I knew deep down that she was thirsting for it. To make it up to her, and more so because of the guild I am buried day in and day out, I increased the stakes."

"Increased the stakes… what do you mean?" I asked in confusion. Wasn't it already very high stakes at the table, what more did he wanted to add on? It really confused me but he was kind enough to let me in on the answer.

"I wanted to carry her a baby and hence asked her if she wanted to be pregnant and thus, could have a baby which she could tend to?"

'F.u.c.k… for god sake… I didn't hear it wrong, right? He wanted me to i.m.p.r.e.g.n.a.t.e her wife and … and wanted her to harbor a child with… with me?'

'I am really unable to keep my mind and body in control. Just what kind of douche-bag is the girl married with? He wanted a random f.u.c.k.i.n.g stranger, popular as a playboy, to become the father of her wife. What the f.u.c.k…'

"Well, I believe it is all you wanted to know. Now for the first and last time, let me say something to you," he looked over me and surprisingly, I saw sincerity and innocence in his eyes, in stark contrast to the murderous and chilly sensation he had on his body, "Thank You!"

'What? Thank you! A f.u.c.k.i.n.g thank you… is the man nothing more than a shit? A thank you for f.u.c.k.i.n.g his wife… a thank you for giving his wife a baby - f.u.c.k.i.n.g asshole.'

But alas, all good things must come to an end so here it came.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Three gunshots fired right on my heart. I expected him to kill me but still, I was not ready for it. I thought maybe… if maybe I could live a bit more… maybe I could cuckold that bastard who placed a bounty on my head. Seriously!

My numb body fell down the floor and I lost my consciousness but my heart skipped a beat as I saw a lady approaching towards me, crying like a baby. Well, there has to be only one lady that could freely walk around such a douche-bag, right?

Ah! Heavens thanking you for giving me such a wonderful life. Hopefully, I did not let you down.

With a smile on my face, I rested forever in the arms of crying female - wait - in the arms of my woman.

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The boy is surely going to be reincarnated in the next chapter. Just wanted to know if you want the lady also to be reincarnated with him or not. Post down your comments below!