My Sister’s Male God has a Secret Crush on Me

Jiang Meng suspected that her male god liked her younger brother.

After she told this conjecture to her best friend, Li Qianwen, she was denied it on the spot by the other party, who bluntly said that it was impossible.

Indeed, Jiang Meng also felt a little unbelievable.

Although Li Ying has not been in love for several years, they have never doubted his sexual orientation because Li Ying’s attitude towards boys and girls has always been the same: maintaining a proper social distance and never getting closer to anyone.

In fact, it would be fine if the details that Jiang Meng observed were placed on other boys, and many straight men’s behaviour is even more gay.

But he is different; he is Li Ying.

The long vacation was over, and Jiang Meng and Li Qianwen were sitting in the university cafeteria. The latter still found it unbelievable after hearing the details of Li Ying.

After thinking for a while, Li Qianwen suggested: “How about we find a chance to test it out? Based on my countless experiences with men, if Li Ying really likes your brother, I can definitely tell.”

“How do I test it out?” Jiang Meng asked.

Li Qianwen came up with several ideas but was rejected by her, and finally said directly, “Then let your brother try it out; the person involved can always feel it.”

Jiang Meng felt that her proposal was even more unreliable than Li Ying liking her brother.

“Are you kidding?” Jiang Meng said, “This is just my guess; if Li Ying treats my brother as a friend, it will make them feel uncomfortable for no reason. And if I tell my brother, he will definitely think I’m mentally ill and won’t agree.”

After a two-second pause, Jiang Meng added, “Even if it’s true, Li Ying didn’t say it himself, so it’s not good for us to spread it like this.”

Li Qianwen thought about it: That’s true; no straight man can stand having friends of same-sex men who like him.

“Then what should we do?” Li Qianwen asked, “What if Li Ying really likes your brother? Do you want to tell him?”

Jiang Meng was silent for a while. “What can he do after he hears such a thing? At most, keep a distance from Li Ying.”

Li Qianwen pondered for a while, then suddenly asked, “Your brother has never been in love, right?”

Jiang Meng immediately understood what she meant: “Don’t even think about it; my brother is a straight man.”

Li Qianwen asked selfishly, “Didn’t you say that there are a lot of people chasing him, so why hasn’t he talked to someone since he was a sophomore?”

“My younger brother is lazy; except for being handsome, he is no different from those nerds who only like to play games.” Jiang Meng thought about it and then said, “Plus, he has been oppressed by me since he was a child. He thinks girls are just like me, which is too much trouble.”

After a short pause, Jiang Meng added, “Maybe he hasn’t met anyone he particularly likes.”

At this time, there was a sudden laughing conversation at the dining table next to them.

Jiang Meng glanced casually, then followed their gazes towards the cafeteria door and saw two tall boys walking in. One of them had an outstanding appearance and a particularly superior temperament, which attracted a lot of attention.

Handsome in the sense of really handsome; it would be a waste if he really liked her younger brother, a straight man who doesn’t understand style.

“Let me find an excuse to call Jiang Yu over,” Jiang Meng said, looking at the back. “When the time comes, let him make an appointment with Li Ying.”

Jiang Meng picked an afternoon when Jiang Yu had no class and went home, and tricked him into going to university with the excuse of helping to move the bedding.

It happened to be meal time when they arrived at school. Jiang Meng called Li Qianwen to help move things back to the dormitory, and the three of them went to the cafeteria together.

On the way to the cafeteria, Jiang Meng and Li Qianwen kept talking, and Li Ying’s name appeared frequently in the topic, making Jiang Yu a little speechless.

Although Li Ying was indeed handsome, it’s not like he talks about him every day.

He didn’t know what they said at this time. Jiang Meng suddenly bumped into Jiang Yu beside him and said, “Hey, Jiang Yu, what do you think of Li Ying?”

Jiang Yu had nothing good to say: “More than enough for you.”

“Can you be serious?” Jiang Meng retorted subconsciously, without fussing with him, and asked instead, “I mean, from your point of view, what do you think of Li Ying? What kind of person is he?”

Jiang Yu lowered his eyes slightly, and after hearing the words, he really thought about it for a while: “He has a good temper, is patient, polite, and takes care of others. Everything is good. It’s really hard to find someone like him.”

Looking at Jiang Yu’s usual sloppy face, Jiang Meng suddenly felt a little powerless. She has been in love with the male god for several years. He has a top-notch family background, looks, and temper. What kind of person is he looking for? Why did he fall in love with her unscrupulous younger brother?

Clearly, he could find anyone, but he found an impossible one.
(vv: meaning he fell in love with an impossible person.)

Jiang Meng couldn’t help but sighed: “It’s a pity that the eyes are not good.”

“Who has bad eyesight?” Jiang Yu asked, “Li Ying?”

At this time, Li Qianwen tugged Jiang Meng’s sleeve and poked her head out from the other side: “Hey, Jiang Yu, I heard from your sister that a very beautiful girl has been chasing you recently. How’s the matter?”

“No,” Jiang Yu said, “No one is chasing me.”

Li Qianwen: “That girl you met at the night market last time, doesn’t she like you?”

“No way,” Jiang Yu said casually, lazily raising one hand and rubbing his neck. Because he often plays games, his neck will intermittently suffer from soreness.

Li Qianwen glanced at Jiang Yu, then suddenly leaned into Jiang Meng’s ear and said in a low voice, “I found out that your brother has the potential to be a scumbag, and most people can’t stand him.”

Jiang Meng glanced at her, then looked sideways at Jiang Yu and said, “Hey, help me get Li Ying out.”

Jiang Yu paused slightly. “You don’t know how to tell him?”

Jiang Meng was speechless: “If I could say, why would I need you in the first place?”

Jiang Yu didn’t speak; he was a little hesitant because he found that Li Ying didn’t seem to like him holding the red line between the two of them.

Jiang Meng urged again, and Jiang Yu hesitated for two seconds before taking out his phone.

[Jiang Yu: I came to help my sister at your university today. Are you free? Have a meal together.]

[Jiang Yu: It’s okay if you don’t have time.]

The two girls beside him were still talking, but Jiang Yu felt that this side was much quieter. Not long after, the phone vibrated twice.

[Li Ying: I’m free.]

[Li Ying: Where are you? I’ll go to you.]

[Jiang Yu: Southern Canteen.]

[Li Ying: Okay, wait for me for a while.]

[Li Ying: I’m still in the laboratory; you eat first.]

It didn’t take long for the three of them to find a place to sit down when Li Ying arrived with a book in his hand.

Seeing Li Ying walking into the cafeteria, Li Qianwen stood up first and waved to him: “Li Ying, here.”

This time it happened to be dinner time, and the cafeteria was crowded with people. Li Ying was a famous figure at Haicheng University, so she immediately attracted a lot of attention when she shouted.

Jiang Yu raised his head and watched Li Ying walk all the way to the chair opposite him and sit down, putting the book in his hand on the table.

“Sorry for being late.” Li Ying slightly apologised to everyone.

Li Qianwen immediately waved her hand: “It’s okay, it’s okay, male god, it should be.”

After they greeted each other, Li Ying looked at Jiang Yu, paused for a while, and asked, “Have you cut your hair?”

Jiang Meng also looked at Jiang Yu; it seemed to be a little short, but to be honest, she didn’t notice such details at all.

“Hmm,” Jiang Yu cut a little more this time because he thought it was too troublesome, “How about it, do I look handsome?”

“Handsome,” Li Ying replied with a smile, and then added, “You are handsome no matter what.”

Jiang Yu found that Li Ying was really good at talking, and the attitude was very sincere. Every time they get along, he feels very comfortable being praised by him everywhere.

Jiang Yu couldn’t help thinking that whoever would be his girlfriend in the future would be really happy. He was a little envious.

At this time, the two girls beside them raised their heads to look at each other at the same time; an indescribable understanding flashed in their eyes, and they both lowered their heads to eat.

This damn straight guy.

Jiang Yu suddenly thought of Jiang Meng’s question just now about what kind of girl Li Ying likes, and he suddenly… also became a little more curious.

While thinking about it, Jiang Yu pushed the spicy fish he ordered: “It’s slightly spicy; can you eat it? I ordered a double serving.”

“Yeah,” Li Ying said with a smile, “I’m not picky about food.”

Jiang Yu understood this sentence immediately; it corresponded to what he said in the izakaya last time.

Jiang Yu smiled lazily, then took a sip of the drink at hand and stared at Li Ying, who calmly picked up a piece of fish with his chopsticks.

“Brother Li Ying,” Jiang Yu asked, “What kind of girl do you like?”

As soon as these words came out, the table immediately fell silent. The two girls didn’t even move their chopsticks, and they looked at Li Ying curiously.

Li Ying lowered his eyes and remained silent for a moment, then raised his head. Jiang Yu was looking at him.

“I never thought about it.” Li Ying stared into his eyes. “If I like her, I like her.”

“Oh.”

It seemed to have answered, but it seemed not to have answered. Jiang Yu screwed on the lid of the drink he was holding and glanced at Jiang Meng. The latter looked at him with a feeling, as if completing a handover signal.

Then the table became quiet, and everyone ate in silence, hardly speaking.

Jiang Yu was the first to finish eating. After eating, he took out his mobile phone and scrolled for a while. There was nothing to see, and he lazily stretched his arms and legs, waiting for them. His half-closed eyes happened to land on Li Ying, who was opposite him.

He was dressed in simple and casual clothes, with a professional book on the table and one hand casually resting on it.

Li Ying perfectly interpreted a good-looking person with good-looking hands, long and slender fingers, well-defined joints, and obvious protruding knuckles on the back of the hand, very beautiful.

At this time, Jiang Yu saw Li Ying’s fingers slightly curled up, and he then gently tapped the book under his hand.

Jiang Yu raised his head, and Li Ying lowered his eyes, not looking at him.

Jiang Yu didn’t think much about it and turned to talk to Jiang Meng. At this moment, Li Ying’s hand on the book was put down and into his pocket.

This cafeteria is relatively small, with only one door. When several people walked there after eating, a girl ran in behind Jiang Yu, and the soup on her plate just spilled onto Jiang Yu’s side.

The girl widened her eyes in surprise, looked at Li Qianwen, then at Jiang Yu, and finally chose to apologise immediately: “Sorry, I didn’t mean it.”

Jiang Yu looked at the sleeve of his coat; it was soaked with soup, which also stuck to his arm inside.

“It’s okay.” Jiang Yu took off his jacket and held it in his hand, not intending to embarrass the girl. “It’s just a little bit; it doesn’t matter.”

The girl apologised again and again and offered to send his coat to dry cleaning, but was refused by Jiang Yu several times before she was willing to leave.

It has been early autumn recently, and Jiang Yu was a bit chilly when he walked out of the cafeteria wearing short sleeves.

Just when he was about to ask to go home first, Li Ying said, “My dormitory is here; do you want to go up and change clothes?”

There was a moment of hesitation in Jiang Yu’s eyes: “…Forget it; it’s not much of a big issue.”

“The dormitory building is right behind you, and it’s only a few steps away.” Li Ying looked at his exposed arms, “You’ll catch a cold easily when you go back like this.”

The author has something to say:

Today is the day to make a surprise inspection of his future boyfriend’s dormitory.