My Patients Fall in Love with Me

Arc 1: Teacher, I want to Sleep with You (x)

The progress bar fell back to 40% and then did not move again. Li Jun went from freshman to junior, and Pei Lu finished his graduate studies and chose to stay in school to teach.

He would still go to the Li’s residence regularly to tutor Li Jun, but for two years, the progress bar was as steady as a mountain, not moving at all.

Pei Lu was worried. Ever since two years ago, when Li Jun suddenly confessed and he ran away, the two got along very strangely

He had entered this world for Li Jun and even if things from before were now more awkward than ever, he couldn’t possibly just cut off his relationship with Li Jun and die of old age. So when things were over, he still had to thicken his skin and face him head-on. But Li Jun’s attitude towards him was the same as before. He would politely call him ‘teacher’ and would still attend classes with him. However, Pei Lu faintly felt that that incident was not over in Li Jun’s heart. 

On several occasions, the way Li Jun looked at him always sent chills down his spine.

The most important thing was that in the past two years, he had tried his best to be good to Li Jun; trying to change some of Li Jun’s dangerous thoughts through subtle influence, but there was no progress.

Li Jun was like a stubborn stone, unmoved by force or persuasion.

Pei Lu’s hair was going white with worry

666 also ridiculed him, “If you strip down and lie in Li Jun’s bed, he will listen to everything you say.”

“……” Toward 666’s occasional taunts, Pei Lu had already become numb. He folded his clothes while muttering, “On Aunt Wen’s birthday, what do you think would be a good present to gift?”

666 paused for a moment before hesitantly answering, “Send a bouquet of flowers?”

“I have already ordered the flowers and will be going to pick them up later on. However, what about the present?” Pei Lu scratched his face, he really did not know what was a good gift to send.

Pei Lu and Wen Wan immediately hit it off when they met for the first time. After maintaining contact a bit more, later on, Wen Wan took him and cherished him like a second son. Pei Lu was delightful, good-natured, and also well-behaved; greatly meeting Wen Wan’s desire to raise a sweet little cotton coat[1]. Whenever there was anything good, Pei Lu would also have a share. So much so that even in the past two years, whenever she had even gone to Hongfu Temple to pray for Li Jun, she would also remember to light Pei Lu a long-lasting light.

Pei Lu was a grateful person. Since Wen Wan was good to him, he couldn’t just do nothing in return.

After cleaning up the house, Pei Lu took his wallet and prepared to go shopping at the mall in order to pick a birthday present for Wen Wan.

The mall was huge and had all kinds of stores. Pei Lu was so dazzled that he couldn’t even start shopping. He stood at the entrance of the mall with a dumbfounded look.

Someone behind him tapped him, “Xiaoyue?”

“Qingqing.” Pei Lu turned around and was a little surprised to see the person, not expecting such a coincidence, “You’re also here to buy a gift for Aunt Wen?”

Wen Qingqing shook the shopping bag in her hand, “I just finished shopping and happened to notice you, what are you doing standing here?”

Pei Lu pursed his lips in embarrassment and smiled, “I don’t know what to buy.”

Wen Qingqing looked at him teasingly, “Do you want my help?”

Pei Lu’s eyes lit up, “Yes please.”

……

It had already been two hours since coming out of the mall and Pei Lu was almost half-dead. He was currently wilting in the back seat of the car with a sluggish expression and dull eyes. Wen Qingqing was the complete opposite of him. She was glowing in the driver’s seat and with the push of her foot, the red sports car sped off……

When the two arrived, the others were almost all there. Wen Wan was the birthday girl today. She was wearing a dark red cheongsam[2] with her hair up high, looking a little like she had a bit more charm of a mature woman than usual. 

“Little aunt, happy birthday.” Wen Qingqing jumped up in liveliness and hugged Wen Wan.

Wen Wan patted her head and then noticed the bashful Pei Lu just a step behind, “Xiaoyue, you came with Qingqing?”

Pei Lu nodded, “We just happened to meet.” He handed over the gift in his hand and said seriously, “Happy birthday.”

Wen Wan took the gift with a smile and placed it aside. She patted the seat beside her and beckoned for him to come and sit. The people here were all Wen Wan’s best friends and each one of them was beautiful and elegant. Pei Lu sat down anxiously.

Wen Qingqing had nowhere to play, so she simply sat down and listened to their small talk on the side.

Wen Wan’s best friend looked at the two young people sitting together with ambiguity in her eyes, “Does Xiaoyue have a girlfriend yet?”

Pei Lu smiled and shook his head, “Not yet.”

“But there is a boyfriend~” 666 suddenly popped up and cut in. 

“……” Pei Lu put on a smile and warned him viciously, “Don’t make trouble!”

666 let out a disinterested ‘tsk,’ and then quietly hung up.

The friends suddenly laughed more cheerfully and teased, “Isn’t Qingqing also single? I think you guys make a good pair.”

 “Yes, yes, an ideal couple.”

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Pei Lu felt a little awkward and also didn’t feel like it was polite to refuse in front of everyone. Wasn’t this a bit too embarrassing for the female party? He could only smile as he kept quiet. However, his buttocks silently shifted away from Wen Qingqing a little. 

Wen Qingqing: ……

She secretly clenched her teeth, but her face still revealed a smile, “I like types similar to my cousin more. Xiaoyue is so soft that he can only provoke my motherly love.”

Pei Lu: “……”

Speak of Cao Cao and Cao Cao shall arrive[3]. Wen Qingqing’s eyes sharpened as she noticed Li Jun not too far away and quickly waved to him.  

Li Jun’s eyes fell on Pei Lu and he slowly walked over.

Pei Lu inexplicably shivered.

Once Li Jun came over, the atmosphere dropped a few degrees and was very obviously colder. He nodded to the elders present, as if he had said hello. Then he looked down fixedly at Wen Qingqing.

Wen Qingqing cursed “dog couple[4]” in her heart and moved to the other side, allowing him to sit next to Pei Lu. Li Jun sat down next to Pei Lu with such a straight face that he didn’t even bat his eyes. 

Pei Lu began to panic again and he could not help but move his butt to the other side, “666, I have a bad feeling.”

666 only replied to him after a good while with two words, “Good luck.”

Pei Lu’s heart grew even more flustered when he noticed it. Li Jun was sitting right next to him and he didn’t know if it was intentional or unintentional, but his thighs were slightly touching against his thighs. Pei Lu could even feel his body heat coming through the fabric.

Li Jun had grown a lot in the past two years and his height had risen to 1.9 meters. He was full of muscles, had smooth lines, and already developed a mature man’s appearance. Even sitting, he gave Pei Lu a great sense of oppression.

Li Jun had not moved since he sat down, but Pei Lu had already been intimidated by his aura into a ball. It was like he had grown a hemorrhoid on his buttock as he kept fidgeting, wanting to stay away from Li Jun’s aura range.

However, before he could move ten centimeters away, Li Jun suddenly spoke, “What’s wrong?”

Everyone’s eyes were instantly focused on Pei Lu, who turned red. He immediately sat stiffly and shook his head, “No, nothing.”

The corner of Li Jun’s mouth hooked up and without a word or movement, he filled in the distance drawn. 

The two people were once again leg to leg.

With so many people here, Pei Lu dare not act rashly. He could only sit upright and pretend to listen to them chatting with a serious face.

He hadn’t even settled down for five minutes before the person next to him pulled a trick again.

Pei Lu felt his thighs being tickled!

He instinctively shivered. After reacting, he twisted his head and glared at Li Jun. Li Jun tilted his head slightly and the corners of his mouth were tinged with a wry smile.

The goosebumps on Pei Lu’s arms prickled up because of his smile. He rubbed his arms, said ‘sorry’ to the others, and hurriedly ran to the second floor. He instinctively wanted to avoid Li Jun.

Li Jun’s eyes sank, but the corners of his mouth were still hooked up, “I’ll go check on him.”

Others: “……” This one movement after another, did he eat the wrong medicine today? 

Pei Lu locked himself in the bathroom and rinsed his face with cold water. After propping himself up on the sink, he kept taking in deep breaths to stop his racing heart. He was too panicked and the bad feeling was getting stronger and stronger, he simply had no way to face Li Jun normally.

The faucet was turned on and Pei Lu splashed a handful of water to rinse his face. However, the sound of the water drowned out the soft clanging of the door.

Li Jun gently walked up behind him and was almost touching his ear, “Is teacher that afraid of me?”

His voice, light and fluttering, suddenly rang out behind him, frightening Pei Lu into jumping. He trembled and pointed at the door, asking incredulously, “I locked the door from the inside, how did you get in?!”  

666: …… Was now the time to care about this, dear?

Li Jun lightly laughed, “I wanted to come in to see you, did teacher not want to see me?”

Pei Lu stared at him without saying anything: “……” Don’t want to, really.

But Li Jun seemed to know what he was thinking. His tall body pressed down, casting a shadow above Pei Lu. Li Jun clamped his chin[5], emotions rolling in his eyes, “Does teacher hate me that much?”

Pei Lu was unable to say anything since his chin was being clamped and could only blink his eyes with a pitiful expression. 

“Teacher, don’t look at me like that……” Warm palms covered over his eyes and Li Jun’s voice took on a bit of hoarseness, “I won’t be able to hold it in.”

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[1] 贴心小棉袄 (Sweet little cotton coat): A proverb that generally describes a person who is considerate or caring to others (it’s also usually referred to daughters) 

[2] Cheongsam: 

[3] Basically another way of saying, “Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear” but replaced with a famous historical figure Cao Cao. 

[4] Kind of derogatory. Anyways, although I wrote “couple,” the direct translation was “Dog male male,” so it refers to a gay couple. 

[5] Something like this: