My Diabolic Lover

"Hey!! Jerk, can't you see we're on the middle of bullyi- ahhem.. ahh talking to her! do you even have manners? what do you think Chloe? Babe?" Dan asked

"Umm.. Ivan.. so she's your girlfriend? I-I.. so the rumors are true?? huh!"She asked

"Do you need me to say it twice for you to understand? or maybe bacause you have so much wax in your hears that's why you couldn't hear what I said earlier. Hey! you.. you should help you girl! maybe she's not feeling well and if you can't do such a simple thing.. don't call me a 'jerk' if you can't even take care of your woman!" Ivan said

"Uh.. uh.. "

"What now? got nothing to say? what a piece of trash! hey.. didn't you see this sign?" Ivan asked and he looked at the sign near us while hugging me and said "It says, 'PET'S AREN'T ALLOWED HERE' so what are you doing here? go back to the zoo! Lie-on.. and cheat-ahr. Right pancake?"

Is he asking me??? I'll just go to the flow and forget about the kiss I guess

"Hey! Zoe.. did you know that I cheated in you before with Chloe because you're way too dumb and you don't want to sleep with me!" Dan said

"Yeah.. you're right Ivan, they might hurt people here and maybe they'll infect them too and they might turn those innocent people into Liars and cheaters" I said ignoring what Dan said

"Well it's useless talking to them right? let's call someone who can help us" Ivan said

Ivan put his hand in his pocket and he got his phone and he typed something and the he called someone

"Hey is this the zoo keeper.. of the zoo nearby at Night Universe collage department?" Ivan asked

[Yes... What do you need sir?]

"Well one of your Lie-ons and one of your cheat-ahrs.. escaped and they're here at Night Universe collage department. Do you mind sending back to their family?" Ivan asked

[Sure thing sir.. anything else you want sir?]

"The animals are now dirty so please clean them carefully alright? that's all and make sure they won't escape ever again" Ivan said

The phone call ended and Dan & Chloe looked at us with curious expression. Mahbe they thought it was dumb.

Minutes later and they are still looking at us and then the zoo keeper arrived. Wow I wasn't expecting them to really come! Dan and Chloe are suprised and the zoo keeper forced them to get in the car.

"I-Ivan" I said

"What is it?" He asked

"Ca-can you please let go of me?" I asked

"What if I say no? what will you do?" He asked

"Umm.. "

"Come on 'pancake' i'll take you to your house" He said

"You're not mad anymore?" I asked

"I'm already satisfied with that kiss" He said

My cheeks immediatly turned red all of a sudden and I slapped him!

"Uuhhhhhhh!!!! how dare you take my first kiss!? I was with Dan for three years but he never kissed me and... especially the way you did it! how could you!?" I shouted

"Ohhh~ so you want another one?~" He asked

"Noo!!! just take me to my house" I said

[Present]

Zoe was folding her kid's clothes while telling them the story but she didn't notice that her children are fast asleep since the moment she talked about her Ex.

When she finally noticed it she said to herself "So i'm just wasting my saliva telling them my love story! Anyways.. Ivan's waiting for me I better go now"

She kissed her childs forehead and went to her own room. She saw her husband sleeping soundly on the bed hugging her picture.

"Oh how sweet Ivan.. I bet you do hug my picture often when you're away" She said

She jump in the bed and Ivan immediatley hugged her tight

"Took you long enought pancake~"