My Account Banned, I Drove Game Developers Crazy

Chapter 29: Click To Expand

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Lottery? This is all inside information. I really have to thank the system.”

Zhou Tianhao opened the four bags of fortune one by one.

“Give me the highest amount of bonus to make up for the shock I received today!”

He put his palms together and opened it in his heart.

A round cloth bag filled with overflowing gold coins appeared.

Ding!

A gold coin popped out, followed by a gaudy low-quality light effect and a few large words.

“Congratulations on obtaining 1000 yuan.”

Pow~

His phone rang and a message appeared.

“[Bank X], account number 520 has received 10,000.00 yuan, balance 10,023.00 yuan.

“No, System, come out. Are you deliberately messing with me? Why didn’t you level up properly and keep doing this every day? Do you think it’s reasonable to give me 10,000 yuan for a lucky bag?”

Zhou Tianhao cursed at the air, but it was obviously useless. He could not help but feel disappointed.

The lucky bag was randomly drawn between 1,000,000 to 1,000,000. The first time he drew 100,000, and the second time he drew the lowest 10,000. The difference was really big.

“Forget it. 10,000 is money and 10,000 is love. I don’t believe that I can get the remaining few… Pa!”

Just as he was about to plant a flag, he immediately reacted and slapped himself to interrupt the casting.

Otherwise, with the lousy nature of this system, it would probably immediately make the flag planting a reality…

“System, Qiuqiu, be a human!”

Zhou Tianhao prayed again and then silently said the lottery.

Ding!

The gold coin popped out and fell back down.

“Congratulations on obtaining 70000 yuan.”

Pow~

“[Bank X], your account ending with 520 has received 70,000.00 yuan, and the balance is 80,023.00 yuan.”

“Not bad, 70,000.”

He remembered that the first time he used this bag of fortune, he even gave a note.

The higher the amount, the lower the probability of it appearing.

It seemed that his fantasy of getting a few million yuan from his lucky bag today was completely shattered.

Based on the current situation, 200,000 yuan was probably the limit for four lucky bags.

“Continue.”

Ding!

“Congratulations on obtaining 60000 yuan.”

Pow~

“[Bank X], your account ending with 520 has received 60,000.00 yuan. The balance is 140,023.00 yuan.”

“Why is it getting fewer and fewer!”

Zhou Tianhao could feel his blood pressure rising.

However, after calming down, he realized that this lucky bag was a purely random thing.

It was unlike the lottery mechanism of some games, which was pseudo-random even though it was said to be true random. The probability of getting good items in the lottery would gradually increase with the number of times the lottery was drawn.

There was only one lucky bag left.

Zhou Tianhao couldn’t understand. He had read novels before.

Other people’s systems were worth tens of millions or hundreds of millions. They were either big mansions or luxurious supercars.

On the other hand, asking for money from the system was like begging it. He really did not know who the host was…

“Phew, System, do you know that you will lose an excellent host like me if you continue like this? I’ll give you a number. One million, understand?”

He let out a long breath and chanted in his heart again. Then, he covered his eyes with both hands.

Ding!

When he heard a ding, he slowly moved his hand away from his eyes, and the winning numbers gradually entered his sight.

“The beginning? Is it really one million?”

Zhou Tianhao’s heart was beating furiously, and his palm moved even slower.

Next, he only needed to count the number of zeros behind him.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five… Wait a minute, why is this zero a little small?

Zhou Tianhao removed his hand.

“Congratulations on obtaining 10000. Yuan ”

Zhou Tianhao: “???”

‘System, what the f*ck is with the full stop?’

‘You really don’t deserve to be a human!’

“Haha.”

Zhou Tianhao collapsed on the bed and laughed at himself.

What was he expecting?

…

The sun gradually rose in the sky, giving the horizon a majestic golden light.

At seven o’clock in the morning on September 18th, 2024, Zhou Tianhao carried his luggage and walked out of the rented house with a huge sum of 150,000 yuan.

He was going to rent a new house.

He had already checked out the house on his phone. It was in the Rich Garden five kilometers away from here.

He had already spoken to the landlord about the old house and did not want the deposit.

As for why he didn’t want it, it wasn’t that he didn’t love money. It was because he had stepped on a few tiles on the ground when he caught the thief!

Speaking of this, his teeth ached. At that time, he had stepped on the place where the four bricks were stuck together. He had stepped on four bricks at once.

He didn’t even know if his deposit would be enough to cover the cost of the labor and the tiles.

Fortunately, the landlord was a kind old lady who woke up at six in the morning. After a phone call, she said that she would not return the deposit and just keep the key and move away.

In order to save trouble, Zhou Tianhao called for a car.

He thought that he wouldn’t be able to order it too early, but someone soon took the order.

At nine in the morning, Zhou Tianhao opened his new room after completing all the procedures.

He put 100,000 yuan in his bank card and withdrew 50,000 yuan.

He rented a double room. There was a small room upstairs that could fit a computer.

After paying the deposit and rent, Zhou Tianhao still had 40,000 yuan left in his wallet.

He looked at the brand-new furnished room and the ample cash balance.

He felt a sense of security.

The internet here was very convenient. After paying, one could directly connect to the optical fiber network in the room.

After everything settled down, he couldn’t wait to move the 80,000-yuan laptop to the second floor.

The new peripheral equipment had not arrived yet, so after assembling the computer and screen, he would use the old keyboard first.

Wuwuwu-

The main computer loaded with performance monsters rang, and the main screen and secondary screen lit up at the same time.

As it was a new phone, there was only one system and nothing else. Zhou Tianhao started to download some drivers and games.

10 AM.

Zhou Tianhao was wearing a Bluetooth headset that he bought for 30 yuan. He listened to the song playing on the computer and logged into the Goose Flying Car with the initial number.

“Ding!”

“System upgrade complete.”

“Details: [click to expand all]”

Zhou Tian was stunned for a moment before he reacted.

This stupid system was too lazy to read it out loud. He had to open it himself.

Zhou Tianhao read it once and summarized it into the following three points:

1. The system interface is more beautiful.

2. Slapping the face: the slap is more crisp and moving.

3. The system experience is more humane.

Zhou Tianhao: “???”

‘No, just tell me what’s the use of this upgrade?’

‘Twelve hours just to refresh his skin?’

‘What the f*ck, System Upgrade Skin Regeneration? Are you kidding me?’

Zhou Tianhao was too tired to complain. At this moment, the system rang.

“Ding! System mission issued.”

“In view of the Goose Flying Car’s public relations behavior, the system feels very disdainful. Host, please publish ten bugs within ten days to make the Goose Flying Car company pay attention to this.”

“The reward for completing the mission is the second bottle of body modification fluid.”

Zhou Tianhao was stunned.

The system?

A second bottle of body modifying liquid?

Was this the humanization of the system after the upgrade?

And what the hell was the second bottle of kidney treasure?

Could it be that he really agreed to those words?

Three bottles could make one immortal?

The problem was that this was Earth. Were they sure that they wouldn’t be dragged into human experiments?

Zhou Tianhao’s endless complaints echoed in Zhou Tianhao’s mind.

However, since the system had already released it, he could only complete it.

To be honest, he really wanted to know what changes his body would have after drinking the second bottle of Kidney Treasure.

So, he sat up straight and looked at the Goose Flying Car game interface that had opened on the screen.

“Eye of Disorder, activate!”

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