Monster Inn Rectification Report

“Yaya, are you watching Boss Xiao Xie’s live broadcast again?”

“It hasn’t started yet. Weibo said 12:30. I’ll wait.” Xu Yaya is a sophomore student of Nanshan University. Ever since she happened to see the fish head pot teaching in the live broadcast room of the Great Wilderness Inn, and tried to do it once, and received the highest level of praise from her picky boyfriend, she became a loyal viewer of Boss Xiao Xie.

Although Boss Xiao Xie has very little time to cook on live broadcast, and he is not as good as other anchors who love to talk and have a beautiful face, the content of the live broadcast is quite interesting.

“I’ll have a look, too.” The roommate pulled a stool and sat down next to Xu Yaya. “Last time, his handmade purse was super cute. I really want to have such a handy boyfriend.”

Xu Yaya half-jokingly said, “Although I like boss Xie, but according to the law, do not have any fantasies about the appearance of the hosts who do not show their faces.”

“Hey, people’s hearts should be beautiful.” The roommate disagreed: “Besides, with boss Xie’s figure, he can’t be that ugly.”

While the two were talking, the dark screen suddenly lit up, and a pool of yellow mud appeared on the screen.

“Well? What are you going to do today? ” The roommate asked curiously.

The anchor’s voice came over the speakers: “Hello everyone, today’s live broadcast is about making tiles. Green tiles have been around for thousands of years, but they are rarely used in buildings nowadays, and this art has gradually been lost ……”

“Huh? The anchor last time had a girly voice, did the anchor change? or did you enter the wrong room?”

Xu Yaya was stunned, “No… Who is this?”

Not only them, the barrage was also filled with question marks.

“Did the anchor forget his voice changer?”

“Huh? Did the anchor use a voice changer in the past? I felt cheated.”

“Heh, I thought you were a serious anchor, but I didn’t expect you to do this for attention, instantly low.”

“I didn’t use a voice changer, it’s always been my voice.” The familiar girl’s voice sounded again, and in the next sentence changed back to a bright male voice, “I just want to get reacquainted with everyone.”

As soon as the words fell, a suddenly enlarged face filled almost the entire screen.

“Hi, have you all been scared by me?” The teenager in the camera has red lips and white teeth, clear and handsome, a pair of eyes slightly squinted, the corners of the eyes gently curved down, and his amber pupils were large and round, showing a bit of innocence.

“Haha, I’m going to step back a little bit, it’ll make me look ugly if I’m too close.” The camera wavered, seemingly adjusting the angle. Then the teenager gradually moved away from the camera revealing a set of gray jumpsuit. He was holding a cell phone, he looked at it for a moment and then raised his head in confusion, “Why are you guys not talking? Signal problems?”

With his question, a pop-up screen slowly floated across the screen –

“I’m finally qualified to force me to reply what kind of experience it is to have a beautiful sack …” [ I have no clue what it means– “我终于有资格去逼乎回复套麻袋都美是种怎样的体验了……”]

The pop-up disappeared on the left side of the screen, looking extraordinarily lonely, but behind it, thousands of troops charged.

“Fuck!!!”

“It’s not ugly! Do you have a misunderstanding of the word ugly! Not ugly ah ah ah ah!!!”

“Looked at the mirror next to the computer, suddenly humbled.jpg”

“Is it really the same person as the previous anchor? I can’t believe it.”

“Substitution hype?”

……

Xie Fei had been paying attention to the barrage, and now seeing several questions in a row, he raised his eyes to the camera and asked, “How about I go and put on the hat and mask for you to check?”

“No! No need! I don’t allow your glorious beauty to fade out of my sight, not for a moment, a moment, a minute, a second!”

“Please shut up some sour lemons consciously, I don’t care if it’s a ghost or a doge, I don’t care if it is a ghost or a doge. I just want to fall in love with the anchor!”

“Why do I feel that the anchor is a little familiar?”

“You are not alone, the person in front of you is the younger brother in the recent changing son’s fiasco.”

A sharp-eyed netizen compared the anchor and a few photos of Xie Fei circulating online, and completely stamped the two as the same person, the news quickly spread out, so there was the initial “five hundred yards” scene.

Many netizens who were eating rich melons came to hear the news, and “Two Hundred Yards” also contacted a few companions to drop into the live broadcast room. ” 200 yards” didn’t even have time to see the pictures clearly, so she angrily made a furious declaration: “You are shameless! There will be retribution!”

Bright red and harsh characters floated across the anchor’s eyes, which were as pure as glass, like the brightest stars in the night sky.

“Two hundred yards” was stunned, and the thumb that wanted to continue typing paused.

The teenager on the screen did not look at the pop-ups, but used a bow string to cut the mud, and a moderately thick piece of mud was cut off, which was about an arm’s length and half an arm’s width. The boy carefully held up the piece of mud, stared at the camera and said with a smile: “The mud is very sticky, and a hoe can’t dig it up, so it can only be cut with a bowstring. I made this bow myself, doesn’t it look good? ”

He walked to a square mud table and put the mud flat on it: “This step is called yarding mud. The mud needs to be tightened without leaving any gaps, and the surface must be flattened with a board.”

After patting for a long time, the teenager picked up a straw curtain from the ground next to him, “After yarding the mud, it must be covered with a damp straw curtain to prevent water loss. I just showed you how to yard the mud. in fact I have already made some mud beforehand, now I will teach you how to make tiles.”

He wrapped the mud prepared in advance on a barrel tile mold with its own turntable, and explained in detail: “The mud at the joints must be glued firmly, then remove the excess mud, smooth the mud and polish the surface.”

The young man said while turning the mold, his hands white and slender, and there was a different kind of tenderness when it was lightly covered on the mud, which made people fantasize about the warmth of being caressed by that hand.

“Two Hundred Yards” unknowingly turned off the barrage and focused on watching the young man make tiles. The originally dull mood gradually calmed down, allowing time to pass.

“It’s almost time to unload the slab.” I don’t know how long it took, the boy’s voice sounded again: “Then dry the tile and put it in the kiln for seven days.”

“Two hundred yards” was jolted awake as she stared in dismay at a line of rainbow farts floating across the pop-up screen – from her unconscious hands, it was a thunderbolt! What’s even more frightening is that she found herself unable to scold the boy who was unloading the slab in the camera.

“Two hundred yards” shaken, pale, turned off the live broadcast, and instead logged on to Weibo, with tears in her eyes, to Xie Yao message: brother sorry, I’m dirty ……

However, she was gone, and her comrades who were stronger than her were tenaciously defending their positions.

Xie Fei put the tile slab on the ground, took time to look at the pop-ups for a while, and found that from time to time, a slur would appear. He frowned, but could not divide his energy to deal with it, so he could only turn a blind eye to it.

Suddenly, he saw Yinsu flying over with his cell phone in his mouth and stopping very smartly outside the camera.

He said sorry to everyone, wiped his hands clean and went over to look, it turned out to be Yu Li asked him assign a house manager.

Xie Fei had called Yu Li before the live broadcast, the other party only said “got it” and hung up in a hurry, obviously busy with something. At that time he was quite disappointed, but I did not expect that Yu Li still came to see him live.

Xie Fei went back to the camera, picked up his mobile phone and operated it, and immediately there was a house manager in the live broadcast room.

The first time Yu Li took office, he dedicated himself to blocking several numbers, and the netizens applauded, as they had long been unwilling to put up with the inexplicable blackness for a long time, but the anchor had no time to manage it. At first, some netizens quarreled with sunspots, which caused the barrage to be full of smoke. Everyone found that this was to drive customers for the anchor, so they kept their mouths shut and reported it wholeheartedly. But sunspots seem to have fallen into a group, and they can’t finish reporting it. Now, thanks to the mighty housekeeper, the atmosphere of the barrage has changed.

Some netizens asked half-jokingly: “The anchor knows [are you a pig], why did you make him a housekeeper? I just smashed you into deep water, why didn’t I qualify?”

So, the netizen was tragically blocked by the house manager.

And as if to prove something, the house manager smashed 20 deep waters in a row to quell all the doubting voices in the live stream.

But Xie Fei didn’t notice it immediately, he was looking for an iron needle to draw three edge marks on the surface of the tile, “I don’t plan to make this tile as auspicious beast, just air dry it, and wait until the tile is dry before lightening. With a single tap, it can be scattered into three tiles along the edge. However, it has to be covered with a tarpaulin, or it will become soft and become a pool of mud if it is soaked by the rain, I…”

He glanced at the phone inadvertently, and saw the animation prompts of 20 deep-water torpedoes.

“Thank you brother…” Xie Fei swallowed and said subconsciously.

“Wow, 20 deep water can make the anchor call out brother, then if I add 10 more, will the anchor call me a husband?”

The husband cannot be called, but the title must be blocked.

[Are you a pig] While exercising his rights, he smashed 100 deep waters and used 200,000 yuan to make the messy barrage neatly changed to “shock my mother, my father, my whole family”.

Of course, there will always be a little bit of a different voice.

“Are you kidding me? ban for flirting? The housekeeper is abusing his power!”

The number of blocked x2.

On that day, countless people were blocked in the live room of the Great Desert Inn, with different and incomprehensible charges. And the AC station’s related forums left a tall building about the bullying tycoon.

AC station netizens associated with microblogging, microblogging netizens associated with major forums, and for a time, the entire network seemed to have people everywhere talking about this live broadcast, and also about Xie Fei the person at the same time.

The public opinion that was gradually turning towards Xie Yao was completely reversed, not only because of the evidence of @Perceptor2.0, but also because they discovered that Xie Fei, who is the anchor, and the Xie Fei told from the Xie couple are completely different.

Some netizens picked up Xie Fei’s previous live videos and found that he would not only cook, he could craft, but also has a wide range of knowledge. He can identify many kinds of plants, tells good historical stories, and even knows all kinds of tricks.

Many netizens have found the weibo message of the Great Desert Inn, “Little boss, is there anything you can’t do?”

A good boy who seems to be omnipotent and beautiful, but is slandered as an illiterate gangster, it is simply disgusting! Some people who eat melons are also puzzled. Now that Xie Fei has recovered, why not go back to Xie’s house to recuperate, but go to a small village thousands of miles away from Huai’an to run an inn and do so much work every day?

Some people said that in perhaps he just wants to enjoy the countryside.

But because the live video has completely gone out of the circle, some past guests of the Great Wilderness Inn also learned about this melon and joined the discussion one after another.

Yang Duoduo is one of them. During working hours, she quietly fished for Xie Fei’s passion.

“I went to Xining Village for a tour in September. At that time, the inn was still very broken, and there was a hole in the fence. It was not as good as the video later on. Moreover, what the little boss was wearing was very cheap at that time, and he was thinner than in the video… and his face is not healthy as now. Although his facial features are there, he is always a little malnourished. I only ate melon today. It turns out that he is actually a second-generation rich man, and he has been lying unconscious for a few months. In short, I didn’t feel he was doing it for enjoyment but was doing it for a living.”

September ……

Xie Fei estimated that he was not even awake for a long time, but ran to open the inn.

And then look at the description, how does it looks like going for enjoyment, it looks more like being banished.

Netizens shed tears on the spot, it was so miserable, so difficult!

But the little boss never shows his misery when he broadcasts live, and only smiles can be seen in his eyes!

Such a sunny little poor man, how could he hit someone? Not to mention that the beating was only the marketing number’s side of the story, and the only evidence given was Xie Yao’s hospital admission certificate – even if that couple from the Xie family came out to endorse it again, it’s not credible, their credit has long been bankrupt!

However, there are always calm people in the public mood. They pointed out that Xie Fei and @Perceptor2.0 are classmates. The two sides cooperated seamlessly in this round. Maybe it was a long-planned hype, and even the earliest household registration map uploaded by @Perceptor may be Xie Fei gave it to him in private.

But netizens have expressed that even if it is Xie Fei’s revenge, it is understandable. robbed of his own identity for 17 years, and now he want to rob their parents, who would not hate? And in what @Perceptor said which is not the truth, if it is false, don’t be afraid of people say ah!

Netizens who have been completely blinded by the filter firmly believe that Xie Fei is a white lotus, and even if there is a little flaw, it was accidentally stained by mud!

The immediate effect of this is that the rooms of the Great Wasteland Inn were booked out for the following week, perfectly fulfilling the prediction of a certain guest.

When Xie Fei took a shower and inspected the online opinion, he swiped open the APP to see if there were new customers and almost went “bald”.

Of course he was happy that business was good, but he had seven customers coming tonight and he was totally unprepared!

Xie Fei did not dare to waste any more time and hurriedly changed his clothes and prepared to go shopping at the market.

As soon as he went out, he saw Yu Li and Lu Xiping, who was pulling a suitcase, coming in from the back door, and stopped where he was.

Facing the domineering golden master, Xie Fei explained the itinerary in a docile manner, and heard Yu Li say, “Arrange a room for Lu Xiping, he will be staying here during this period.”

Xie Fei was a little surprised. After thinking about it, he said, “But there is no suitable room now. Even the several rooms in the courtyard are booked. how about temporarily staying downstairs, there is a vacant room on the first floor?”

Yu Li immediately showed his reluctance.

Xie Fei kindly advised: “Only for a week, I can coordinate the rooms after a week.”

Yu Li gave Lu Xiping a sidelong glance and reluctantly agreed.

“Thanks, little friend.” Lu Xiping raised his lips and smiled, “I’ll accept your kindness.”

Everyone who saw Lu Xiping’s smile at the moment could feel that he was not happy.

Xie Fei only knew that Lu Xiping and Yu Jincheng had an ambiguous relationship, but he didn’t know the details. He politely sympathized for a second, and then stepped forward to help Lu Xiping carry the luggage, but a hand that reached out horizontally stopped him.

Yu Li said lightly, “Don’t touch it, there are bones in the box.”

The author has something to say:

Cui cui: Why do you love to abuse your power so much?

A Li: Your number is gone.

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Yesterday’s comments summed up, is to scold Lu scum, scold Lu scum, scold Lu scum …… as well as ask me what 500 yards is, it means being hit by a car with a speed of 500 yards, generally used for gambling swear.

ps. I originally hadn’t wanted to cover the process of making green tiles, but some readers said they were interested before and hoped to be able to write in more detail, so I wrote the whole process.