Mom’s Antics on Social Media Went Viral

Chapter 37: Ruining That Woman’s Plans

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Fu Xin stroked Jiang Xinyuan’s little head and said, “You’re going to be a disciple now. Do you know what the process is like?”

Jiang Xinyuan: “I don’t.”

“You have to kneel down and kowtow to your master. Then greet him and say that you’ll learn the art seriously.” Fu Xin pinched his chubby cheeks. “Will you learn seriously? This is a rare opportunity. You have to cherish it.”

Jiang Xinyuan looked serious. “I will learn martial arts diligently and become very powerful. Then, I will protect you.”

Fu Xin instantly found him adorable. The little darling’s serious look was too cute. In the end, she couldn’t help but kiss him hard on the forehead. “Then let’s go! I believe in you!”

[Jealousy has changed me beyond recognition. I want to kiss Little Jelly’s forehead too.]

[Is he shy?]

[I want to say that I didn’t expect the director to be able to invite Old Mr. Zhang. He’s a real big shot in the martial arts world.]

[With the Jiang family’s background, it’s easy for the kid to acknowledge any master out there, no? Is there a need to overreact like this? Fu Xin is too hypocritical!]

After the nine projects were implemented, the director talked about their meals.

“We’ll eat together at noon every day as the afternoon is your working hours. We need the mothers and children to work hard together so that you can have proper dinners every day. You’ll be cooking dinner yourselves each day. I know that some of the mothers here are a little lacking in culinary skills because they’re busy with work. Well, I hope you guys work hard!” After saying that, he looked at Fu Xin meaningfully.

Fu Xin sneered. “So be it. Why are you looking at me?”

Zhang Nan smiled and patted Fu Xin’s shoulder. “You’re very amusing.”

Fei Fei and Guo Na couldn’t help but laugh.

Chen Xiaomei stood at the side and smiled in order to appear sociable. However, she was furious in her heart. (Why does everyone suddenly like her so much? What’s her current audience love value? What? She surpasses me by so much? How is that possible?! F*ck, so it’s because of Jiang Xinyuan? He only implicated me in my previous life. How could he be helping others in this life? He’s indeed a little bastard. He’s a jinx! What are you doing? Hibernation again? If you disappear again, I’ll really go crazy!)

Listening to the bad woman’s panicked voice, Jiang Xinyuan tried hard to think. If the audience liked him and his mother more, would the bad woman’s helper ‘hibernate’?

Moreover, he could earn favorability points for his mother? Was it because he behaved well and those people liked him, so they liked his mother too?

“We’re not restricted from helping each other prepare dinner, right?” Chen Xiaomei asked with a smile.

Fei Fei was also looking forward to it. Her culinary skills were too mediocre. It would be great if she could get external help.

The director did not reject her directly, but he smiled meaningfully. “The places you’re staying at are very far apart from one another. The assignment was done using lots, so you won’t be able to know where the person who’s good at cooking is staying. Moreover, work ends at six in the afternoon. If you have to help other guests cook, when will you eat?”

Jiang Xinyuan thought of the evil woman’s intentions and suddenly had an idea. In a voice that everyone could hear, he said while shaking Fu Xin’s hand, “Mom, do you think little kids can learn how to cook?”

Fu Xin replied, “Huh?” Just as she was about to continue asking, she heard the director shout, “Now, let’s get ready to choose your next home!”

[Did you guys hear what Little Jelly said just now? Did he say that children can learn to cook?]

[Does this mean that he plans to learn how to cook on his own and support himself and his mother?]

[I’m already so jealous now. Why isn’t such a good child mine? What position do I need to assume at night to give birth to such a child?]

[Previous commenter, we’re talking about a child. Please stop your dangerous speech.]

Everyone was paying attention to what the director said about their living arrangements and the predicament that the guests would face. There were even many viewers who were ‘touched’ by Jiang Xinyuan’s words. As for Chen Xiaomei’s intentional flattery just now, it was completely ignored.

(F*ck this stupid director! Can’t you see that I want to help everyone? What kind of lousy rule is this? Can’t you praise me a little? Are you still there? System? You’re f*cking dormant! Trash, trash!)

Sensing Chen Xiaomei’s vicious gaze, Jiang Xinyuan silently held his mother’s hand and smiled.

In the Jiang residence…

Jiang Yi was very satisfied with the director’s arrangement. The staff in charge of filming was also very good at finding the right angles. He decided to invest more in the production team. This was because the live broadcast he saw was different from the general broadcast. He only saw Fu Xin and Jiang Xinyuan.