Mom’s Antics on Social Media Went Viral

Chapter 23: A Cute Introduction

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Everyone was not expecting this from Jiang Xinyuan at all. The moment he said this, the director and the mothers almost burst out laughing.

The comments were even more cheerful.

[Hello, everyone. My nickname is Little Jelly! Note that I’m only letting you know my nickname, but you can’t call me that.]

[I’m dying of laughter. What kind of dictatorial declaration is this?]

[I’m dying of laughter! His serious face is exactly the same as in those tyrannical novels. He looks like those male protagonists saying, ‘Woman, you’ve successfully attracted my attention!’ It’s exactly the same, hahahahaha!]

[I’m in class. I peeked at it and almost had internal injuries from holding back my laughter. The teacher is looking at me…]

Jiang Xinyuan couldn’t tell what everyone was thinking. Seeing that the director was silent, he thought that it was not enough and started to rack his brain. What else could he say?

But at this moment, he suddenly heard that bad woman’s voice.

(Damn it, it’s only been a day, and he’s already been conquered by that b*tch?

(Stop talking. I don’t want to win him over! When I take down Jiang Yi, I’ll definitely give birth to our own children. He’s a scourge. Why should I waste time on him? And I hate his face! He’s so similar to Fu Xin. It’s as if he’s constantly telling me that I’ve snatched someone else’s life…

(Jiang Yi won’t look at her differently just because she can coax that little bastard, right? Won’t that be even more disadvantageous to me?)

Jiang Xinyuan frowned and said, “I’m done.” Without waiting for the director to respond, he ran back to his seat and snuggled into his mother’s arms again.

The director didn’t say anything. He said to the remaining children, “Who’s second?”

Huo Run enthusiastically raised his hand and stood where Jiang Xinyuan had just stood. “My name is Huo Run. I’m six years old this year. My nickname is Little Fatty. Everyone can call me Little Fatty. Well… my parents didn’t say how my name came about, but I got my nickname because I’m chubby. Mommy calls me that too.”

Zhang Nan: “Pfft…”

Huo Run: “?”

Zhang Nan quickly patted his head. “Baby, you’re so cute. Your introduction is very good, Little Fatty.”

After being praised by the pretty aunt, Huo Run was a little shy and returned to his seat shyly. When he saw that everyone’s eyes were still following him, he immediately hid in his mother’s arms to hide his red face.

When the children introduced themselves, they introduced their nicknames at the very last minute. It was as if they treated Jiang Xinyuan’s introduction as a template. The children’s thoughts were so adorable.

“My name is Feng Fei. I’m six years old. My nickname is Little Mangosteen.”

“My name is Bai Ruirui. I’m five years old this year. My nickname is… Little Strawberry.”

“My name is Feng Jun. I’m seven years old this year. I’m the oldest among all the children. I’ll be a good big brother and take care of my younger siblings. My nickname is Little Potato because I like to eat potato chips. Potato chips are made from potatoes. Brothers and sister, you can call me Big Brother Potato!”

Huo Run was surprised when he heard that. “That’s right, why didn’t I think of that? I should be called Little Biscuit…” He looked at the strawberry biscuits in his hand with a look of regret.

As every kid was equipped with a mic, his words were naturally heard clearly by the audience watching the live-stream.

The audience found him extremely adorable. They wished they could step into the live broadcast and pinch his chubby little body.

The director was also smiling. The kids were very good at live broadcasting. This way, the viewership count for his show would explode again.

“Next, I’ll announce today’s first mission.” As he spoke, he looked at Jiang Xinyuan. “Wake your mother up. It’s time to listen to the mission.”

Jiang Xinyuan shook his head. “No need, I can remember.”

The director didn’t say anything. If Fu Xin didn’t wake up, the child might not remember the mission. When they did the mission later, they would definitely fail. However, for the sake of the show, the director definitely hoped to see the guests make a fool of themselves. He took a stack of paper from the assistant beside him and introduced himself, “I have with me pictures of some vegetables. Today’s first mission is to find the vegetables according to the map when we reach the destination. Whoever finds them can get the ingredients for lunch.”

When Xu Hu said this, he deliberately glanced at Jiang Xinyuan. Seeing that his little face was tense, he immediately revealed a satisfied smile. “The five families will have lunch together every day, and you’ll settle breakfast and dinner on your own. If you can’t complete the day’s mission, then you won’t have any food to eat because the ingredients obtained by each family are limited. Now, we’ll get the children to choose five pictures.”