Maybe a Fake Gintama

 Chapter 90 - When the Mood Is Up, You Won’t Care Whether the Plot Is Reasonable or Not![Foreign Voice]: All the snow sculptures in the surroundings are basically some lecherous statues. All kinds of leaks have no moral integrity. 80% of the words will be deleted. The 3,000 words chapter prepared by the author may also become 200 words.
This is true. It is absolutely not that the author is lazy and deliberately does not describe it. After all, the imagination of readers is too terrible. For example, a normal peeled banana sent into the mouth of a cute girl may become some kind of mosaic scene.
[A certain author]: Are you finished?
[Foreign Voice]: It’s over, so can you untie me?
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“Ah, it’s almost the same feeling…” Gintoki pinched his chin and looked at his work in front of him: two solitary snowballs, “And then put a stick in the middle…”
“Do you want the author to be cut in half?!” Shinpachi roared as he kicked the snowball away.
“Hey, you little rascal, what are you doing? Do you know how much effort it took for me to make the ball on the left?” Gintoki rubbed his shoulder and complained.
“I still want to ask you what you are doing! How much trouble are you trying to fill in for the author?!” Shinpachi replied in a loud voice.
“Gin-chan, the stick is ready-aru,” Kagura said as she walked over with a long stick made of snow in her arms. The stick was rather unique, and the shape of the top was a little strange…
“Ah! Kagura-chan, what are you holding?!” With that, Shinpachi blocked the camera.
“Shinpachi, what are you doing? Although I don’t know what you are thinking, let me tell you, this is [Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon]. ” Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and explained.
“You said [Armstrong] twice, okay!” Shinpachi retorted, “Who are you lying to? Where can there be such a perverted cannon!”
“Seriously, adolescent teenagers only think about lecherous things,” Gintoki said as he set up the stick in Kagura’s hand and placed it between the two snowballs, “Whenever you mention [Ball] and [Stick], they think in that direction.”
“Shinpachi, you are so disgusting-aru. Don’t talk to me for the time being.” Kagura said in disgust.
“Then what exactly is this…” Shinpachi was defeated.
“Ah! You guys are here too!” Hasegawa’s voice rang out.
“Hasegawa-san! He’s actually still alive! This is incredible!” Shinpachi sighed.
“Hey! Why are you sighing about this? You make it sound like I should die!” Hasegawa complained.
“After all, the weather is so cold. If Hasegawa stays in a cardboard box…”
“Don’t worry, I have found a place to stay this winter. For the time being, I will steal… use a friend’s house to stay,” Hasegawa replied.
“Hey, did you say the word [steal] just now? Did you mean to secretly borrow and live at a friend’s house? Secretly borrow and live at a friend’s house without the friend’s knowledge?” Gintoki ridiculed expressionlessly. At the same time, he glanced at Shinpachi, “Shinpachi, remember to check the whole house when you get home. Throw out all the things that should not appear at home! For example, the kind of people who wear sunglasses, or Madao like sunglasses!!”
“Hey! Don’t! Gin-san! I will really freeze to death if you throw me out in this weather!” Hasegawa was anxious when he heard this and quickly replied.
“You really live in my house secretly! Do you want to live in someone else’s house without the owner knowing?”
However, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki’s work carefully as if he had not heard it. He then said in surprise, “Isn’t this the [Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon]? The restoration is really high.”
“What?” Shinpachi was shocked, “How do you know?! Does it really exist? Seriously?”
“It was the Dog Star clan’s ultimate weapon. They used it to blow up Edo Castle Tower and force Japan to open up the country,” Gintoki explained.
“What did you say? Could it be that our country was defeated by such an ugly cannon?!” Shinpachi said in disbelief.
“By the way, why are you here? Did you follow the house owner?” Gintoki ignored Shinpachi’s words and said to Hasegawa again.
“Don’t say it like I’m a dog!” Hasegawa retorted, “Well, I’ve created my own sculpture for the contest. I heard the winner gets a big cash prize.”
As he spoke, Hasegawa pointed to the statue at the side. To be precise, it was his statue.
“Wow!” Shinpachi had just let out a cry of surprise, but he immediately reacted and silently ridiculed, “Why does it feel a little familiar? It’s exactly the same as the scene in the park. Sure enough, Kawaki-san’s influence is not so easily erased…”
“Park? Why do you know about my dream?” Hasegawa wondered, “This is the scene in my dream when I woke up in the hospital. In my dream, I was free from my restraints. The golden chicken stood on its own, as if it had a pair of wings, flying freely in the sky.”
“It just burned my brain…” Shinpachi replied in a low voice.
“That must be Kami-sama’s (God) guidance! I have always believed so! So I named this work [Flying]!” Hasegawa said, a little embarrassed.
However, at this time, Kawaki walked out with tears all over his face, “I knew it! I knew you didn’t completely forget me! You even called me Kami-sama! I’m really touched~”
“No, it doesn’t look like that at first glance.” Shinpachi once again ridiculed expressionlessly.
“What are you talking about, little brother?” Hasegawa asked doubtfully.
“This work is only a half-finished product!” Kawaki commented seriously.
“Huh? Really?” Hasegawa was surprised.
“Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, you forget something!” Kawaki said seriously, “That is! The sunglasses have not been removed! The work without the sunglasses has lost its soul! Although it is perfect at first glance, I can’t give you full marks for this! Since it is flying, and it is freedom! The shackles of the whole body have been removed, why do the sunglasses still remain!”
“Ah? Really? Can you get full marks if you really remove the sunglasses?” Hasegawa wondered, “Little brother, you are not bluffing me, are you? Although what you said is reasonable.”
“I also think it makes sense-aru!” As she spoke, Kagura punched Hasegawa in the face. It was Hasegawa himself, “That’s it! Full marks-aru!”
Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nosebleed. He looked at the sunglasses that had been shattered into powder, “Not here! It’s the statue! Why did you remove my sunglasses!”
“No, you have broken away from the last restraint. Congratulations, Madao.” As he spoke, Kawaki threw a gratified look at Hasegawa and clapped.
“Congratulations!” Kagura also applauded, imitating Kawaki and throwing a gratified look at Hasegawa.
After that, Gintoki and Shinpachi also did the same thing.
“You…” Hasegawa murmured. Then, he lowered his head and continued with tears streaming down his face, “… Thank you…”
“Why did he say thank you?” Shinpachi whispered to Gintoki.
“I don’t know. Ask Kagura. I’m just following her,” Gintoki replied in a low voice and looked at Kagura.
“I don’t know either-aru. I just following my uncle.” Kagura said as she looked at Kawaki.
“Who knows?” Kawaki replied with a smile, “Don’t you think it’s reasonable to do this in such an atmosphere?”
“So you don’t know either?”
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“Speaking of which, why is Kawaki-san here as well?” Shinpachi asked curiously.
“It seems that your landlord invited Tsukuyo, so I was pulled over,” Kawaki explained with a sigh.
“Huh? Really? Does Yoshiwara have work too?” Shinpachi said in surprise, “I’m a little curious about what Yoshiwara’s work is like,”
Kawaki didn’t want to answer, he just covered his face and drew circles on the ground.
“Hey, don’t poke at his sadness,” Gintoki pulled Shinpachi, who was curious, and pointed to the oversized snow sculpture not far away, “It’s obvious at a glance.”
“Wow, wow, wow! That! Kawaki-san’s statue! It really looks like it!” Shinpachi sighed with emotion and looked at his own work at the same time, “In that case, the first place is really like a dream.”
“Hey? Shinpachi, have you also prepared your work?” Kawaki stood up and said. At the same time, he looked at Yorozuya’s work and sighed with emotion, “Isn’t this the [Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon]? The restoration is really high.”
“Eh? You also know it Kawaki-san? Am I the only one who doesn’t know about it?!” Shinpachi was confused again.
“You don’t know?” Kawaki looked at Shinpachi in surprise. “Isn’t this common sense? War in StarCraft, you can see these figures everywhere. ”
“Really?! Is the current interstellar war fought with such an ugly cannon?!”
“Can you listen to me and let me finish what I have to say!” Kawaki sighed softly and continued to explain, “The abbreviation is W…”
Before he could finish speaking, Kawaki was thrown down by Kagura and Gintoki.
“W? W What? What should be added after W? Is it S or C? Hey? Explain again!” Shinpachi shouted.
“Uncle, if you get first place, can you give me the prize?” Kagura stared at Kawaki with her big watery eyes.
“Although I really want to help Kagura-chan get first place, but… I really don’t want to get the first place…” Kawaki scratched his head awkwardly and said.
“Huh? You don’t want the first place? Why?” Shinpachi asked curiously.
“Anyway, I really don’t want this first place. As for the reasons…” After speaking to this point, Kawaki turned his face away and did not continue.