Kingdom Of Fools Online

[AN:An Extra Chapter as well as a kind of Christmas present from me to the people who read this story. It's ain't that amazing but hope you enjoy and have fun reading it. By the way this is still part of the original story line but well be happening somewhere in the near future before the 2nd Wife appears!]

(BAKANOBAKA)

[Detected Real World Special Holiday]

[Christmas Theme applied in King Of Fools Online!]

(Jingle Bells ringing..)

(Random Christmas Song are being sing)

(Snow Starts Fallen..)

The surroundings are being covered with snow as Saferu's Citizen are enjoying a wonderful view.

A white world they barely know.

Giants are jumping high and low.

Gathering a buckets of snow!

Little Children are building their own version of snowmen.

A huge Statue of Santa appear in the center laughing

The Castle was beaming with Christmas lightning.

(Singing)

The people started singing

A song suddenly appearing

The loud voice are rising

When the Barbarians are happily dancing

In a sudden world they are discovering.

(Saferu's Citizen started singing their own version of Christmas)

Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way

Far from home we come and go

We arrive in a land unknown!

Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way

We sing this song

To our new found Home

And offer our hearts that beaming

To the King who's benevolence are shining

Dashing Queen in the snow

Who's heart is shinning and glowing

All the Citizen Smile

As The King and Queen arrives

Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way

Far from home we come and go

We arrive in a land unknown!

Oh what fun it is to know

The King's Love that he always show

To a race he barely know!

Back at the castle Saferu did not expect that a sudden event would present itself out of nowhere.

The system sudden announcement and instant transformation of the surrounding barely made him lose his composure.

Crystal's people does not know what Christmas is but thanks to the system directly feeding the information through their brains they manage to adapts and even celebrate it in their own special way.

"Husband, look..! Look how lovely the falling snow outside! The peoples heart felt cheers can be heard all over the castle walls! such a great holiday!" Crystal was beaming with joy as she look towards the direction of the town not far from the castle. A joyful celebration was being held as different voice are singing.

Out of no where a Giant Hulk appeared wearing a Santa Costume!

"Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!" It was Santa Grandpa Corseno!

Let's not bother thinking where he get the santa costume as he started laughing while carrying a huge sack at his back.

"Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa Grandpa appeared and gave Saferu and Crystal a small present.

So the sack he was carrying was presents!? Saferu can't help but be surprise as to where the sack came from.

After Santa Grandpa gave the present to them, He run away while his laugh can be heard all over the place.

The next to appear was a group of grandpa also wearing a Santa costume!

It was the Elders who was chasing Santa grandpa!

"CORSENO COME BACK HERE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MADE US WEAR!!"

for some reason they have been force to wear the santa costume.

But the part that angered them was the size was kind of small for them as one can see that the Costume well break any moment if they apply force to it.

The reply they heard from santa grandpa made the more angry as it unconsciously provoking them.

"Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! How was it don't you think my gifts are amazing!" Santa Grandpa stop for awhile to reply at them after that he again run and started giving gift from people inside the castle. A few moments later they seen him heading towards the town square while still carrying a sack of presents.

(Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!)(Original Song Lyrics From Google.com)

Oh the weather outside is frightful

But the fire is so delightful

And since we've no place to go

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping

And I've brought some corn for popping

The lights are turned way down low

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight

How I hate going out in the storm

But if you really hold me tight

All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying

And my dear we're still goodbye-ing

As long as you love me so

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping

And I've brought some corn for popping

And the lights are turned way down low

Let it snow, let it…

[Let's create another version]

(Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!)

Oh the weather outside is wonderful

In this new world our life is so delightful

And since this place is a home unknown

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping

As we are starting dancing

A silly dance we show

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

A kiss to this lovely night

In even in face the frighting storm

But as long as you are at my side

No matter the war were facing

Even if the fire in our heart slowly-dying

And if ever dear will be goodbye-ing

As your heart are mine and mine are yours

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

The future is till unknown

The game is just starting getting strong

No matter how our lives will be wrong

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

(AN: I tried my best.. The Song are for Crystals People who arrive at Saferu's kingdom..)

Back in the Castle Crystal also felt the lovely atmosphere.

She can't help but nervously look at Saferu's direction and every time their eyes meet she can't help but blush and shyly avoid her eyes.

Saferu can see that something was wrong with Crystal so he silently approach her and grab her big strong hand while asking what's wrong.

"Dear what's wrong? Are you feeling cold and unwell?" Saferu gently whisper in Crystal's ear.

"Husband, I learned that Christmas is an event where Lovers spend together" Saferu was surprise upon hearing Crystals words and can't help but recalled some forgotten and deeply buried memories of Christmas eve.

Crystal was right on spot since Christmas day a lot and I mean a lot of couple flirt all over the place.

But Saferu is someone who never dated since birth (Sad Life)

So the only Memory he have was when he painfully look at some random happy couple and sigh knowing that he can never get a lover of his own in this life time because of his status in life.

(Dark History Chapter of Saferu coming soon...)

But now he can't help but look at Crystal and lovingly replied.

"Yes Dear it's true, why don't we go down town and celebrate Christmas with our people"

Upon hearing this words from her King, Crystal gently smiled.

"Husband your right let's go and greet the people a Merry Merry Christmas!"

While the both of them where busy flirting the 6th elder arrive along with a group a BBW soldiers carrying a Christmas Designed Sedan Chair.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!" Saferu can't help but shout out loud when he saw a heavy decorated sedan chair. He was gravely puzzled on how they did that since it hasn't been that long since the Christmas event was triggered.

(BakaNoBaka)

[During Christmas Event The Kingdom of Fools Online well naturally transform into a Christmas theme world]

Hearing the system reply from his mind he finally realize the culprit of the abnormal behavior of this people and as well as the things that they have around them.

"System what about grandpa Corseno?" Saferu curiously ask to confirm if Santa grandpa's transformation was also done by the system.

(BakaNoBaka)

[Christmas basically need a Santa mascot and while at it we need to let the barbarians have someone take that rule, Having an original Santa theme barbarian gave birth to Santa grandpa]

The system did not deny it at all!!!

POLICE I want to report a system fraud doing a copy right of Christmas!

Saferu can't help but joke around his mind as he silently blame the system for ruining his image of Santa!

I mean where can you find a huge old man with muscles comparable to hulk wearing a Santa costume while running around laughing like an insane old man and giving random gifts even forcing others to wear them.

"Husband whats wrong?" Crystal worriedly ask as she notice her king suddenly staring at an empty space.

"Nothing dear let's go downtown" Saferu drag Crystal as he sat in the Sedan Chair being carried by a bunch of Body Builder Warriors (BBW).

Saferu was surprise to see a long the way as various trees was transformed and became Christmas Trees.

Even the street are very colorful filled with random Christmas Parol.

The Christmas spirits are being spread all over the place.

Some Barbarians are even singing Random Christmas Carols.

Saferu was very happy deep inside as he never celebrate Christmas in real life.

(You will know why at MC's Dark History Chapter small arc)

Enjoying it for the first time not to mention having a wife to celebrate at gives him an odd feeling that this happiness might one day disappear.

He can't help but tightly hold Crystal's hand.

"Husband what's wrong?" Crystal notice the abnormal mood of her king and can't help but ask.

"Nothing Dear Nothing.." Saferu simply give her a reassuring smile so that she won't be worried anymore.

Awhile later their group arrive downtown towards the town center.

What Saferu saw almost made him scream out loud.

At the center was a huge stage and a group of half n.a.k.e.d old man wearing a Santa hat are giving gifts to the people and with them is a familiar Santa Grandpa who was running earlier.

Now that he look at them clear he notice that this half n.a.k.e.d old man are the elders who was chasing Santa Grandpa earlier.

It was supposedly a merry atmosphere but if you saw a few hulk like old man being half n.a.k.e.d wearing a Santa hat then it's a different story.

And while at it they never failed to do a Body Builder Pose.

As if screaming the word "MACHO-ISM" around.

At this moment Saferu can't help but surrender and accept his current reality that every where he look Huge Macho Man are Posing and spreading like a deadly Virus.

One saving grace at that moment was the women of the Barbarian race was not that ugly.

Seeing other women beside Crystal Saferu realize that they have a natural charm among them.

Despite having a full muscle body but that only adds the s.e.xiness on them.

In other words Barbarian women are handsomely s.e.xy and their face are charmingly beautiful.

As the people saw him with Crystal they began to cheer out loud.

"LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"

"LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"

Santa Grandpa already notice them as they approach them with a huge grin on his face.

"My King I heard a very interesting rumor!"

"oh? what was it?" Saferu curiously ask but deep inside he can't help have a bad feeling about this as he suspiciously look at Santa Granpa's Eyes who has a scheming glint on it.

Crystal was also curious as she silently stand at Saferu's side.

"Did you know my King and my lovely granddaughter the true meaning of Christmas!?"

Santa Grandpa intentionally made himself mysterious as Saferu can't help but think of a few meaning of Christmas.

Was it exchanging gifts? To common...

Was it showing of wealth to other poor people? To brutal...

Was it collecting debt to buy presents? Made me remember I forget to pay the bills at home...

Let's pay it when we return later.

Was it....

Was it....

Despite Saferus randomly guessing he knows that not one of them is right as he look at again the suspicious Santa Grandpa he can't help but look around and notice something different from the surroundings?

A group of couples was happily flirting,..

A group of couples was happily flirting,..

A group of couples was happily flirting,..

(Important things must be mentioned three times!)

Despite so many thing other people are doing Saferu can't help but notice a group of couples silently and happily flirting.

His old sickness almost flare up as he wanted to shout "ALL COUPLES SHOULD EXPLODE!!"

but he had his wife Crystal now and he is was almost cured from that old sickness

called ENVY/JEALOUSY!

Santa Grandpa notice where he look and another sly smile appeared

"My King have you already guess it!?"

"Grandpa what is it that you wanted to say come on don't be so mysterious and tell us already!?"

Crystal can't help but becoming impatient as Santa Grandpa was dragging his words and teasing her husband.

"Patience my lovely granddaughter! Our King already guess it why are you bothering us! This is a talk between two MAN!!" Santa Grandpa made a Macho Pose as he was convince that the King already know what he wanted to say.

But reality was harsh and he has no idea what this crazy old man was thinking!

"Grandpa I have no idea what your talking about!!"

Saferu was greatly puzzled..

Santa Grandpa Look at Saferu strangely even made some e.r.o.t.i.c pose! (Use your Imagination)

"My King it's about this and that" Santa Grandpa made another dirty pose.

"JUST TELL US ALREADY!" Saferu and Crystal can't help but shout out loud together.

As they started to get annoyed especially when Santa Grandpa started to do some strange Action.

Again Santa Grandpa stop moving and strangely stared at the two before he suddenly shouted.

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"YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTIC V.I.R.G.I.NS!"

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"CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT BABY MAKING YOU FOOLS!!"

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(Croooo... Crooo.. Crooo..)

Crystal upon hearing can't help but shameless blush while her whole body became red.

She was so embarass on what her grandfather said to Saferu.

While Saferu was stunned and turned stone on spot.

The word BABY MAKING was greatly engrave in his innocent mind. (Yeah Right)