It’s Too Hard To Die

Chapter 1 – Why Am I Invincible?

Dongli Continent

“What the hell, I really crossed over.” A voice sounded, and a handsome young man sat on a stone and sighed.

The young man’s face was like a crown of jade, his lips were red, and his teeth were white. (I can’t make it up, it’s handsome anyway)

“My god I crossed over as soon as I fell asleep, without even a hint. The key point is that I crossed over with nothing but my body. Except for my handsome face and my irresistible charm, I didn’t bring anything else, and I don’t even know what kind of world this is.” Xiao Bai was not a native of the Dongli Continent, he came from China, on a blue planet, where the culture had a long history, and the people there were profoundly righteous, modest, prudent, and loved to help others. Xiao Bai was one of the descendants of Huaxia.

Suddenly a huge roar came.

“Damn it, this isn’t a fantasy world, right? I just woke up, and I have to think about how to survive? Speaking of which, I should have a golden finger when I crossed over. At worst, I’ll have to transmigrate with an old grandfather or some invincible bloodline or something.”

“Ding, the system is starting, start to detect the host.”

A cold voice sounded in Xiao Bai’s mind.

The sudden voice startled Xiao Bai and he almost jumped up.

“Let’s just say, it’s impossible for me to fight alone. Hehe.” Xiao Bai adjusted his mind and sat down. Don’t panic now.

What was the system? That’s a cheat, which ensured that the protagonist became a peerless master. They all have this stuff, so there’s no need to panic. As the so-called “burst liver is not as good as in-app purchases and in-app purchases are not as good as cheating.”

“Well…that makes sense, you’re right.”

“Fuck, who is it?!” Xiao Bai was startled again, this time he really jumped up.

“Host, it’s me.” The system’s voice faintly responded.

“How’s the detection going? Let’s talk about it, what is the main mission, what rewards are given, what is the time limit?” Xiao Bai rubbed his hands in anticipation.

“A mission with some difficulty” said the system, “This is the test result.

Name: Xiao Bai

Sex: Male

Plane: Dongli Continent

Strength: Invincible, Undetectable

Skills: none

Martial Arts: none

Power: none”

“What do you mean by that invincible?” Other details Xiao Bai can understand, this invincible was really a bit scary.

“Literally, you are the strongest.” The system said.

“Fuck!” Xiao Bai jumped up again, this time not frightened, but excited. “Then am I invincible? This is the rhythm of going against the heavens. Then, is it difficult for me to die?”

“You are invincible, you are completely in defiance of the heavens. Also, if you want to die easily, you can just commit suicide. After you die, you will automatically be resurrected. You can’t feel pain, just no pain,” the system said.

“Can I be resurrected? Don’t lie to me just because I read less.” Xiao Bai’s mouth twitched slightly. “This golden finger is too scary.”

“Just give it a try, come on, I’ll give you a good sword, come on try it by yourself.” The system turned into a long sword while talking.

“Hey, host, let me tell you, this sword is a good sword, the sword is 2 feet 1 inch long, the body of the sword is made of divine iron and is extremely thin, with a faint cold light, and two divine phoenixes engraved on it. The pattern on the hilt is a silver dragon carving, which looks extremely majestic, and the blade is extremely sharp as if the edge was autumn frost. As the saying goes, the rainbow goes to the edge of the sword, and the cold river is thousands of miles away.” The system was boasting about the mystery of this sword. When it found that no one answered, it swept Xiao Bai with its spiritual sense, and was shocked. Because now Xiao Bai was already bleeding rivers of blood.

It turned out that when the system was bragging about the sword, Xiao Bai couldn’t wait to commit suicide.

“Fuck, your courage is too great, and the host was still considering whether it was true, so you just started.” If the system had a face, then the expression must be shocked now.

Here Xiao Bai was checking his body, “Consider a fart, I just do it, sooner or later, I have to check whether it is true. I didn’t transmigrate with just my soul, my whole body has crossed over, except for this suit of clothes I don’t have anything else. This is the real loner, after all, I have to rely on the golden finger, and the probability is really high, the big deal is just the end of the book.”

“This is really a lot of bullshit.” The system was speechless, the host was a bit reckless.

“By the way, what are you in charge of as the system, when I’m invincible? You won’t just open the door to send warmth.” Xiao Bai said.

“I’m in charge of giving you martial arts, exercises, weapons, and these things, and things in this regard are provided at your request.” The system said.

“It’s alright, these are not important. The system should know the information of this world, such as training levels, exercises, martial arts, forces, and clothing types.” Xiao Bai asked.

“Of course, what is a system, of course, it is to trap the host.”

“What???”

“Cough cough, I got the wrong line. It’s to help the host overcome all obstacles and train the host to become a peerless powerhouse. I will do what the host can’t do, and I will popularize the things the host doesn’t know, the host…”

“Stop, stop, I almost vomited. The current system is really unscrupulous. Hurry up and tell me the information.”

“Oh, well, this is the world intelligence information I have compiled.

Plane: Dongli Continent

The grades of the exercises are divided into: lower, middle, upper, high, extreme, mysterious, earth, heaven, holy, ancient, immemorial, and divine. Small ranks: low level, middle level, high level.

Weapon Level: Same as above

Martial Skill Level: Same as above.

Martial Artist Level: 0 Body Training Qi, 1 Martial Apprentice, 2 Martial Artist, 3 Samurai, 4 Martial Master, 5 Spiritualist, 6 Spirit Master, 7 Spirit General, 8 Spirit King, 9 Holy King, 10 Spirit Emperor, 11 Holy Emperor, 12 Spiritual Sects, 13 Holy Sects, 14 Spirit Reverends, 15 Venerables, 16 Saints, 17 Spirit Saints, 18 Saints, 19 Great Saints, 20 Great Emperors, 21 Saint Emperors, 22 God Kings, 23 God Emperors. Except for the God Emperor, there are nine stages in each stage (the zero stage is counted as ten stages). Attachment: In order to facilitate memory, this plane can be calculated by numerical level, there are a total of 230 levels.

Monster Race (Ferocious Beast) Level: Level 1 – Level 24. There are nine stages in each stage, except for the twenty-fourth stage, which is a separate stage.

Cultivation method: Spiritual practitioners rely on physical exercise in the beginning, and later practice by absorbing the spiritual power between heaven and earth.

Currency: Spirit Stone, divided into low-grade, medium-grade, high-grade, and top-grade. Conversion: One top-grade spirit stone = 1,000 high-grade spirit stones = 100,000 mid-grade spirit stones = 10 million lower-grade spirit stones.

One top-grade spirit stone = one thousand top-grade spirit stones. One high-grade spirit stone = one hundred middle-grade spirit stones. One middle-grade spirit stone = one hundred low-grade spirit stones. Attachment: Spirit Stones can be used for cultivation, but it is useless to you.

Clothing and Dressing: Both men and women, young and old, all have long hair. Clothes are retro.

Alright, that’s all. “

“Damn it, what should I do with my hair? I’ve passed through with my body and my hair is so short, what should I do? Are we hiding here now? We’ll go out when my hair grows out?” Xiao Bai said frantically.

“Don’t worry, host, Bawang Shampoo (improved version) is worth having, you don’t need water, it grows directly at the speed of light.” Xiao Bai wanted to beat it up when he heard the sleazy voice of the system.

“What the hell, are you cheating me, isn’t this shampoo going to let all the hair fall out?” Xiao Bai roared.

“This is an improved version, it’s different, trust me, everybody who used it knows the effect of this, it’s your hair that makes you beautiful.” The system said and then turned the Bawang shampoo to Xiao Bai.

“How does this work? You said you don’t need water.” Xiao Bai asked with a twitch at the corner of his mouth, holding the shampoo.

“Unscrew it, squeeze it out, and put your spirit on it.” The system said.

Xiao Bai followed suit because he thought in his heart that if it didn’t work well, he would bury the system here today.

After a while, the hair really grew out, but something was wrong. Xiao Bai slowly changed from a smiling face to a confused face.

“Damn it, why does this hair keep growing? Enough, enough, Elder Shui is about to use his supernatural powers.” Xiao Bai growled.

“You poured a whole bottle on your head, why do you think it will keep growing?” The system also growled. “Come on, take a sword and cut your hair, cut it as it grows.”

“Ok ok.”

Finally, after a period of time, the hair finally stopped growing, and Xiao Bai had long black hair.

“Does the system have a mirror?” Xiao Bai asked.

“Yes, what do you want a mirror for?” the system asked suspiciously.

“Appreciate my own handsomeness.” Xiao Bai put on a pose that he thought was handsome. But a discordant voice broke in.

“Oh, it’s the first time I’ve seen such a shameless person.” The system threw a mirror at Xiao Bai while making a disgusted voice.

Xiao Bai picked up the mirror and looked at it.

A sudden sound: “Fuck”

“What’s up again?”

“I’m too handsome, I must be cheating, how can there be such a handsome person in this world? If it wasn’t for the golden finger, I would feel that I was here to eat rice with my face.” Xiao Bai kept changing poses and kept going.

“You are too narcissistic, how can there be such a narcissistic person in the world, and you are so thick-skinned.” The system complained.

To be honest, Xiao Bai looked really handsome, he belonged to the kind that shone in the crowd, with flashy and sparkly dandruff.

“Speaking of which, I am invincible, right? Can I fly? Like flying through the clouds and driving the fog.” Xiao Bai asked.

“What is flying? You can move instantly.” The system said disdainfully.

“Fuck, I’m such a bully, how can I do it?” Xiao Bai asked.

“Do as I say, just think about it in your head when you want to fly, and you will just move where you want to go in an instant,” the system said.

Xiao Bai tried to do it, “Damn it, I can really fly.” Almost everyone had a dream when they were children, that is to fly freely in the sky, but today he finally achieved it.

After playing for a while, Xiao Bai mastered flying. After all, he was invincible, and flying did not even require spiritual power or anything.

“Let’s get another exercise, martial arts or something. After all, there is nothing shameful about exercises and martial arts.” Xiao Bai said while touching his nose.

“Wait, I’ll look for it.” The system fell into deep thought, and Xiao Bai didn’t speak.

Suddenly, the system said, “I found it, the exercise method “No-Self Dao Scripture”, the martial art is a pupil technique “Divine Descent”, a sound type “Spirit Words – Divine Power”, and a movement technique “Azure Dragon Void Step”.”

“Tell me about the details, otherwise I won’t understand anything.” Xiao Bai said.

“Well, the function of the “No-Self Dao Scripture” is: if someone sneaks on you, your body will automatically generate a shield to protect you, and you can also automatically fight back, and what kind of attributes are in this world? Techniques include attributes such as metal, wood, water, fire, earth, ice, darkness… This technique includes all these attributes and is also the strongest. Except for some special techniques, most other special techniques are also included in the system.

The function of “Divine Descent” is to see through anyone’s cultivation, practice, and physical health.

The function of “Spirit Words – Divine Power” is: when using this martial skill, follow the law of the word, crush the enemy with spiritual power, make him kneel, and the spiritual power will force him to kneel.

“Azure Dragon Void Step” is: you can escape into the void at will, and you can also hide your breath, and no one can find you.” The system patiently finished speaking, unexpectedly was not embarrassed.

“Cool, then give it to me, I will quickly comprehend them.” Xiao Bai said excitedly, of course, who would not be excited, such cheat methods and martial arts.

“What do you mean comprehend, I’ll give it to you, you will get the complete package when you touch it.” The system said.

“Ah?” Xiao Bai forcedly said, “Shouldn’t the protagonist get the invincible cultivation technique, and then embark on the road to find the materials needed to upgrade the cultivation technique? In the end, he walked to the peak of his life to seek revenge from the enemy. What am I doing? As soon as you touch it, it is complete.”

“You have read too many novels about waste protagonists. They are not avenging their past lives or what the 30 years in Hedong and 30 years of Hexi (prosperity and decline never last), where does your enemy come from?” The system complained weakly, “The key is that you are invincible, of course, with just one look you will know it.”

“Well, what you said makes sense, I give you a thumbs up.” Xiao Bai didn’t care whether what the system said was right or not, but as long as it praised him, it was right.

After finishing speaking, the system transformed the three exercises and martial arts into illusions.

When Xiao Bai touched them, the three exercises and martial arts were transformed into infinite words and flooded into Xiao Bai’s mind. Then, the three books were blown away by the wind like sand.

“Why doesn’t it hurt? Isn’t it more or less painful for others to obtain handed-down martial arts?” Xiao Bai patted his forehead and asked.

“Did you even listen, I just said you don’t feel pain, don’t ask me such a mentally retarded question.” The system complained.

“You dare to scold the host?”

“I dare, what’s wrong?”

“You come out, and I will teach you a lesson today to let you know what the core socialist values ​​are.”

“If you have the skill come and cut me. Hahaha.” The system’s sleazy voice made Xiao Bai want to cut himself and die with the system, but it was hard to die. It was not hard, it was too hard, Xiao Bai wants to say: It is too difficult to die.

With a bang, a thunder-like sound sounded, exactly the same as before. Xiao Bai was disrupted just when he thought about scolding the system.