Isekai Kaeri no Ossan wa, Fusei Sukiru de Fathercon Musume-tachi o Tororori ni

D-Rank

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After we finish lunch, Angelica stood up unnaturally without as much as a sound, it’s as if she’s being yanked up by an invisible puppet string.

“Where are you going?”

“Changing,” she said as she laid her hand on the hem of her camisole, and without delay, she unhesitatingly pulled it up and showed me her unblemished pale tummy. It appeared that she is planning to simply change in front of me. The only place I can run to is the bathroom, which is also still being used by Ayako-chan. Bottomless to the left of me, topless to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle.

Thus, I was left with the choice of turning around so that I don’t look at Angelica. It’s almost laughable how an unrivaled hero is being easily cornered by 2 girls who don’t even mean to do it. What would the otherworlders think if they see me like this?

“Hey, daddy?”

“What?”

“Mind helping me change?”

How long are you going to stay a spoiled child? As a matter of fact, didn’t you change without me seeing you just yesterday? What’s with the change of hearts?”

“Ayako-chan told me that her daddy helped her change until just last year, and they used to take baths together all the time. She said it’s the tradition between father and daughter with a proud look on her face…! Don’t you think it’s unfair!? I didn’t think being born as a Japanese girl has this much merits! I’m so pissed that I might just sulk my way into another sleep!”

“Let me just tell you that what she said is not the norm. Don’t take what she says at face value.”

“Whatever, just help me already. You can either put my bra or panties on, and I’ll be satisfied for now.”

“But those two are the worst options!”

Just like that, without me being around, Ayako-chan is instilling weird, twisted knowledge into Angelica. With the simple act of picking up the worst possible person, Angelica’s danger level is rising by the second. I can only dread what sort of level of fathercon she’ll be in the future.

“Daaaddyyyy—!”

In the end, I collapsed under the pressure and compromised in only hooking her bra up. That was the limit for me. Any more and I’ll just run away. It took me being in the verge of tears asserting that I’m being sexually harassed before she gave in.

“I’m sure this is considered as child neglect. You better believe you’re gonna help me all the way next time” Angelica said, puffing her cheeks as she put her slender legs through a pink, tight skirt. It’s the middle of winter, so her barely knee-length outfit worries me. She picked a set of stockings to go with her as well, but the defense stat overall is a whopping zero.

For her upper half, she dons a white knitted top with frilly sleeves with an extra layer of fur coat on top, and it seems like that was it. “Look, daddy look” she said, twirling in place asking me for my opinions.

“It fits you well, but don’t you think you should consider less exposure?”

“We’re gonna be walking anyways, so that’ll heat me up just fine. This country is warm enough as it is.”

“…I suppose that world has got colder climate, and your body hasn’t really gotten used to this world yet.”

“Right? I noticed you sweat quite a bit here too, daddy.”

Wait, I never recalled her having that outfit in the first place though. Perhaps Ange took Ayako-chan’s advice and bought them online. I did hand them some money as allowance, so it’s unsurprising that my closet is gradually getting filled by things I can’t possibly understand, such as underwear. I mean, pulling out the drawer under my bed may end up looking like a scene straight out of a lingerie shop, but I’d never do that for the benefit of my mental health. I’m sure before long, cosmetics are gonna start piling up. Before then, I’d need to start finding a property to move out to. Might as well visit a real estate agency as we look for the bad guys.

I whipped out my phone and started searching for the nearest real estate agency…all the while, spraying sounds can be heard from the direction of the bathroom. Perhaps it was a deodorizer.

“Looks like Ayako’s done.”

Being considerate for girls and waiting several minutes is a proper etiquette. Thus, I don my coat on and raised the volume of the TV. Before long, Ayako who’s got the confident face of someone who’s got no dirty cells in her body appeared.

Now we’re ready. With me and Angelica following in turns finishing our needs, the two of us exited the front door in high spirits.

Time for us to strike.

It was until we reached the public park when Angelica finally let out a soft yelp, as if she’s figured out something important.

“Can I really walk outside like this? Don’t we usually cast Stealth or something?”

“It’s okay for now.”

We continued our walk without concealing ourselves although a bit lost.

Degenerates like goblins would usually drool over a beauty, so although I felt bad, I’m bringing Ange along both as a surveillance radar and a lure. If a police approaches us and asks for her ID, I would then use Stealth to get her away. Ideally, it’ll work because the police would then starts doubting themselves before believing it’s magic. I mean hey, Angelica is so pretty it wouldn’t make sense that she’s real anyways. With a little bit of “are you tired, officer?” we can most likely convince them that they’re seeing things.

Keyword being “ideally”.

I’d spare more effort being careful of the law enforcement in this country than the goblins if I’m honest. In their eyes, I should look like a good-for-nothing predator.

“Do you have any plans after the search?”

“Sorry for being crude, but not for now.”

As we march around the city, if Angelica finds red dots in her Search and I would Scan them to confirm their status. If it’s a goblin, I’ll bring them to a dark alley and interrogate him. We did it over and over again.

“It’s a steady rough work but can you keep up?” I asked.

“…this is taking a hell of a long time…”

Honestly I can just do that cloning trick one more time to save up time, but if I do that, Angelica is gonna tear me a new one. She’s sealed that method, so there’s no cutting corners this time.

“Ah well, I’ll just think that I’m having a full-day date with daddy” Angelica said, linking her arms with mine, squishing the pair of breasts that she was scratching in my room earlier towards me.

The front side of her coat is wide open, giving me an unexpected direct contact with her skin. I can even feel the sensation of her cleavage with my elbow in them and all. I’ll admit she’s got a fearsome weapon with her.

“You’re going to ruin my concentration…can you stay away?”

“Whaat, does that make you feel a little weeeeird? Does your daughter’s boobies make you feel weeeird?” Angelica pestered, smiling ear-to-ear like a little imp.

“What’s gotten you excited anyways?”

“I mean daddy’s conscious of my chest! I thought my boobs is not high rank enough so I kind of lost confidence.”

“W-what the hell is this chest ranking system you’re on about?”

“Huh? Don’t the women in this world have a rank for their chests like the guild does for adventurers?”

Adventurers’ guild? You mean like those gaggles of A-rank and B-rank ruffians that frequents the dungeons?

“What do you mean?”

“…Y’know, Ayako said my boobies are D-rank.”

“D…rank?”

“Before we bought underwear, Ayako used a measuring tape on my chest, and then she said I’m a D…”

“…”

That’s not rank though…that’s your cup size. If it’s a D-cup then that’s quite a high tier.

That said, my fragile heart couldn’t stand the awkwardness if I were to blurt it out.

“But that’s funny since Ayako said she’s an E-rank. She’s lower than me, but she still looks so proud of herself.”

“R-right…Ayako’s an E…”

“Yeah…I wanna quickly rank up to C and distance myself from Ayako.”

“…No, I think you’re fine just as you are…”

“No I’m not fine as I am! Being ambitious is essential! My goal is to be on the top! I’m aiming for that AAA rank!”

What have I done…I should really change the topic expeditiously. This topic is so awkward for me it feels like I’ve just been tossed into the girls’ locker room…

“Your face is red, daddy.”

“…shut it.”

“Are you supposed to be this bashful for an old man? Aren’t you just the cutest~” she said, poking at me while enjoying my reaction. “I wanna see more of daddy’s cute responses so how about we talk more about boobies?”

“S-stop…”

How can I let a girl half my age play me like a fiddle. What has my life become…

“I guess the book is telling the truth. Men are usually weak at this conversation.”

“Shut up…” I can’t be led by the nose like this anymore, so I tried to object. “Let’s stop talking about breasts…I’m getting mentally drained as we speak…”

“Huuh? If you say it like that it makes me want to do it more!”

“Look, think about it the other way around?”

“The other way around?”

“Say for example, what would you think if I start grinding my crotch against you and start comparing myself with other guys? Doesn’t matter whether you like it or not, it’s a huge issue, don’t you think? If anything, that’s considered a crime.”

“…”

“…Ange?”

“I’ve been raised in a girls-only environment for all of 16 years, so how could I even think of a situation where a guy rubs their crotch on me! Obviously I can’t! You wouldn’t even lay your hands on me so I can’t even imagine how it would feel! I mean I actually want to imagine it!!”

“Why are you getting teared up for!?”

If anything, I’m 90% sure she’d be groping me as I was asleep, but now that it seems that it’s not true I actually felt bad.

Speaking of which, while she does frequently slip into my bed, I suppose she never actually put her hands under the belt. I suppose she still have a shred of innocence in her.

“Sorry, it’s my bad…please don’t cry…alright how about this, you can cling to me as much as you like today, so please cheer up…”

All I can say is that she’s a calculating little imp. In an instant, her teary-eyed look was immediately replaced with a beaming smile while demanding a lovers’ hold, interlocking fingers and all.

…Well, it’s better than whatever the hell we just did.

“We definitely look like couples now.”

“…That’s true. Now can we go back to searching?” I pleaded, wishing to change my focus from those twin hills onto goblin hunting.

“I’m doing it!”

Angelica then proceeded to close her eyes and took a deep breath. Finally she’s putting work into the actual objective at hand.

【Party Member: Holy Maiden Angelica has activated Search】

【Skill usage will consume 3 MP every second.】

“Ah, there’s one over there. We just have to go straight and we’ll run into this red blip.”