Ch34 - [What website]

Edited by kat

Shen Qi’s face was reflected on the computer screen, and the corner of his mouth quirked up. He looked casual, as if he was joking. 

He put one hand on Lu Tun’s head and patted him on the head slowly. Laughter overflowed from his throat, and he typed with one hand to reply to Dog Ge’s message.

Lu Tun was silent for a moment before he twisted his neck around. “This Yearlings Zooming to Surrender team?” 

He scratched the back of his head and seemed somewhat doubtful. “It doesn’t seem very lucky ah.”

Shen Qi clicked his tongue and smacked him. “How can you say that about your future team?”

After saying that, he lowered his gaze and laughed quietly.

In fact, he had already started communicating with the Yearlings Zooming to Surrender boss before. 

The other side had long since started to plan how to get the team off of his hands. After all, he had lost a lot of money due to this team in the past two years, and it would be better to sell it and get back some money than to leave an empty shell there.

Therefore, whatever feelings there were, in front of money, they all had to yield. 

It was only after talking for a while that Shen Qi turned the mic back on.

The barrage had already been questioning what was going on since they couldn’t hear anything for a while. 

Shen Qi explained, “Just now, my friend had some morning sickness, so please understand.”

His face didn’t turn red, and his heart didn’t jump around at all. 

Lu Tun: ???

Barrage: 

[? Isn’t your friend a boy?]

[Isn’t it the little milky sounding guy that you often play with?] 

[Friend: My eyes didn’t work last time, and now I’m pregnant again]

Shen Qi propped his chin with one hand and looked at the barrage with great interest as everyone chimed in. He then turned to his cellphone, and after less than a minute, someone knocked on the door to the booth. 

Lu Tun excitedly rushed to open the door.

The microphone from the earphones was better, and the sound of the door opening was faintly passed along, and the fans in the livestream caught it with their keen radars. 

It must be Dog Ge!

Then, the sound in the livestream was turned off again. 

[???? He turned off the mic again]

[Smoking gun that something happened] 

[Is there anything you guys need to say that we can’t listen to?]

[Distinguished VIP guest Cyber Sweetie’s Gege has entered the livestream] 

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: ?]

[Hello, Gege! Nothing is going on!] 

[I… I’m not going to climb over the wall]

[Report! Sweetie and Dog Ge are meeting up in person! And they just turned off the mic and are whispering to each other!] 

[Is the previous poster good or bad? Isn’t it just Sweetie telling Dog Ge something we can’t hear? And yet you have to let Gege know]

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: I know] 

[??? What “I know”]

[Is it what I think? So Sweetie already reported this to Gege in advance?] 

[AHHHHHHHHH!!!! You guys in a cult, go away! Holding high the big CP flag of number one Gege and Sweetie!]

[Can the CP fan be dignified? Don’t over imagine things, they’re just friends ba? Why are your guys’ heads filled with pairing people off] 

“Cyber Sweetie’s Gege sent a luxury cruise ship to the anchor”

“Cyber Sweetie’s Gege sent a luxury cruise ship to the anchor” 

“……”

There were another ten cruise ships, and they directly pressed down the other words on the screen. 

[Love piled up with money makes people sad]

[Today is also a day to cry over money] 

[Gege, look at me, I’m delicate and soft. Whatever you say is how it will be]

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: You’re not imagining things] 

Barrage: ???

The barrage exploded. 

Shen Qi didn’t know that Fu Mingyuan was in the livestream.

At this point in time, he should be filming the program. 

Lu Tun opened the door. The youth outside was carrying a bag on his shoulder and was wearing only a thin blue baseball jacket. He looked cold.

He was a little taller than Lu Tun, and he didn’t look very old. 

Lu Tun raised his eyes, just perfectly meeting the other party’s gaze. He was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses and scratched his hair awkwardly. “Hello… Are you Dog Ge?”

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If he was TUN, then Sweetie….

All fans who followed Angry knew that he had a little apprentice, M1G’s LAND. When Angry had retired, many fans ran over to ask LAND what was going on. 

And in fact, LAND was also from HUOJ’s youth training camp. TUN was his contemporary, and they had a very good relationship. After LAND became Angry’s apprentice, TUN actually also counted as half Angry’s apprentice, but it was just that they weren’t in the same team.

Dog Ge felt that his whole body was shaking now. 

Shen Qi was leaning on the edge of the desk, holding the table with one hand and looking at him with a smile.

The booth had its lights on, and they were flickering a bit. 

Dog Ge turned around, closed the door, and his eyes grew red.

…… 

“Tch, crying as soon as we meet.” Shen Qi handed him a tissue with a look of disgust.

When he first entered the door, Dog Ge had a cold expression, but now his nose was sniffling and he was wiping at his tears. He held onto Lu Tun’s neck and didn’t let go, almost hating that he couldn’t hang his entire person off of Lu Tun. 

“I can actually see my idol in real life, I actually played games with my idol…” he said while sobbing, somewhat incoherent.

Lu Tun sighed. He patted him on the back earnestly and comforted him, “It’s okay, you will soon be disillusioned by your idol.” 

Dog Ge cried and burped, looking at Lu Tun and then at Shen Qi. He completely didn’t have the mature and steady appearance he had online.

Shen Qi rubbed his temples for a while, slightly doubting his idea to pull Dog Ge into his team. 

Had he found himself three sons?

After Dog Ge calmed down, the three people talked for a while and then returned to the computers. 

Dog Ge, whose real name was Xu Leng, was only 18 years old. He was also from A city, he had no relatives in his family, and he was struggling along on his own.

Shen Qi didn’t know whether to praise him for being sincere or scold him for being thoughtless. Xu Leng had blurted out his family’s whole situation to two strangers without any hesitation or concealment. 

After the exchange, Shen Qi looked at the time in the lower right corner and turned the mic in his livestream back on.

“You don’t mind if I livestream on my end here, right?” he asked. 

After staring at him for a while, Xu Leng suddenly turned red and looked away. “It’s okay. I don’t have enough hours this month, so I also wanted to muddle around and get some hours.”

Lu Tun, who was caught in the middle: …. 

Why was Dog Ge so shy ah! It didn’t match his voice at all!

The barrage that had already exploded because of Gege’s words now exploded again. 

Who was that next to you!

That was Dog Ge’s voice! 

They were having a conversation!

How could they be so gentle ah! 

[AHHHHH DOG GE’S VOICE IS SO GENTLE AH]

[I’m locking them together! Locked] 

[Is DogSweetie real, it is right!]

[Cult, go away ah! The main person has already admitted it 1551] 

[Sweetie, look up at rank one]

[Gege’s heart is broken] 

Shen Qi let out a mysterious laugh, then scrolled up in the barrage.

Seeing the sentence that Fu Mingyuan had sent—Not your imagination, he laughed out loud. 

Gege was jealous again ya.

He opened his mouth slowly, with a little indescribable pleasure in his voice, “Gege, you’re here ya.” 

Fu Mingyuan, who had been silent since saying that sentence, replied quickly——

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: En] 

[This again]

[Little Milky Voice: It’s plainly a four person movie, but I can’t have a name] 

[Who exactly is wearing the green hat? Let’s start the quiz game!]

[Suddenly missing our moderator, Overhead Prairie] 

“Have you finished up?” Shen Qi started the game and accepted Dog Ge’s invitation.

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: Not yet, resting] 

Today’s filming on his end wasn’t over yet, it was just the half-time break.

Fu Mingyuan’s fingertips tapped twice against his knee, and his brows furrowed. 

Du Jing, who was sitting to the side: …..

Shen Qi let out an “ah” and said, “Get ready.” 

“Where are we jumping?” Xu Leng asked. His voice was really deceptive. Lu Tun looked at him and saw how Xu Leng’s hands were clearly shaking and knocking against the keyboard, but his words were low and steady, not a trace of tension to be heard.

“You mark it, I’m fine with anything.” Shen Qi glanced at the plane’s flight path. For this match’s map, jumping anywhere would be the same. 

[My poor Gege]

[Wuwuwu, Gege’s going to be hurt] 

[I want the camera to be on wuwuwu]

[We’ll just take a peek!] 

Shen Qi sneered, “What nonsense are you guys talking about?

“Gege is still here, are you guys really going to make me unable to get up?” 

Xu Leng, who had just drank some water: ….

Fortunately, he had already swallowed the water, or else he would have choked. 

He had just picked up the cup, ready to take a second sip when he heard Shen Qi’s voice ring out normally again, “You guys continue to talk. I want to try out what not being able to get up tastes like.”

Xu Leng choked directly on a mouthful of water and coughed incessantly. 

Lu Tun hurriedly got out some tissues for him so that he wouldn’t get it all over the keyboard.

The barrage was silent for a while, then began to spam the screen crazily. 

[Shit, Sweetie is still the most coquettish]

[DogSweetie suddenly isn’t sweet anymore] 

[Shipping it, shipping it!]

[I have a friend who basically wants me to ask how you wouldn’t be able to get up? They’re not curious, they’re just asking] 

[Quitting this livestream, goodbye]

[The system administrator reminds you: Please do not violate the livestream regulations, any words or actions that skirt the rules are prohibited!] 

[Hahahahaha about to die laughing, the system is here again]

[Cough, reported, ** anchor] 

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: What can’t get up?]

[Hahahaha] 

Shen Qi glanced and pressed the F key to jump.

“Wu, nothing ah, Gege, I just can’t get up.” 

[You’re actually explaining ah?]

[Although you need a website, Gege] 

[Previous poster, Gege has a friend who also needs one]

[Coming, a series of the sort not for middle school friends] 

“Don’t corrupt Gege ah.” Shen Qi licked his lower lip and looked around him. There were people around, so he picked up a gun and then crouched behind a wall.

Lu Tun and Xu Leng, who were beside him: …. 

Lu Tun said weakly, “Ge… We haven’t jumped yet.”

Shen Qi: “En?” 

He looked at the map and saw that both of them had gone to the terminal station at the edge of the map.

He sighed somewhat regretfully. “Then we can’t do anything else, we’ll just have to rely on me alone to eat chicken. 

“Another match of a lonely single person eating chicken.”

Lu Tun: ….. 

Xu Leng: “Ge, I believe you.”

Shen Qi stretched, decided to attempt to attack a building single-handedly, and shamelessly agreed with him. 

Fu Mingyuan stared at the screen of his cellphone and slowly inputted—[What website].

Before he finished typing, Du Jing, who had been sitting beside him, covered the screen with his hand. 

Fu Mingyuan raised his eyes and frowned before looking at the other party, casting a puzzled look at him.

Du Jing lowered his voice. “You’ll be onstage in a bit, so don’t look at this mess in broad daylight.” 

Fu Mingyuan paused, twisting his fingers a bit. “What mess?

“Are you overthinking things again?” 

Du Jing: ….

What overthinking things again! 

AHHHHHH! You couldn’t have never watched any dirty videos, I don’t believe it!

He calmed down for a moment, then with a smile on his face, he maintained the demeanor of a professional agent, blinked, and said, “You wait. I’ll choose some for you, so don’t send any messages.” 

If these messages are sent out and later it is dug up that the person behind this account is you, will I be able to live or not?

Just at this time, the crew called for people to start shooting again. 

Fu Mingyuan lowered his eyes, looked at the livestream again, and sent out another ten luxury cruise ships.

Then he clicked to exit. 

He sent a WeChat message to Shen Qi and told him that he was going back to work.

As soon as Fu Mingyuan withdrew from the livestream, the livestream immediately became restless again. 

[Gege’s gone]

[Sadly watched him leave, I hadn’t even sent my website yet] 

[It’s all Sweetie’s fault!]

Shen Qi chuckled, watching Lu Tun and Xu Leng die in the poison circle. He then found a grenade and exploded himself. 

The barrage sent over a mass of ????

The three people started up another match, and Shen Qi’s attitude took on some rare strictness. He also didn’t joke around with the barrage like he had before, and he turned off the mic again. 

Barrage: ???

Everyone completely couldn’t hear what they were talking about. 

Shen Qi selected the Miramar map and switched to FPP mode.

Usually, for the sake of a better audience experience, he used TPP mode. In other words, third person perspective. 

In general, professional competitions all adopted FPP mode. In other words, first person perspective.

At present, the main maps used in PUBG competitions were Erangel and Miramar. 

Xu Leng also turned off the mic in his livestream.

He was very nervous. 

What God A had said to him just now had really shocked him.

God A wanted to make his own team, and he was one of the candidates for the new team. 

This match, in fact, could be regarded as his entrance examination.

His average damage stats in the Korean servers had already reached the standard of joining the team. 

Lu Tun, who was sitting between them, sighed and puffed out his cheeks before staring focusedly at the screen.

“In formal competitions, each team will have fixed jumping points, and the resources of each point are similar,” Shen Qi explained to Xu Leng, “You should have seen M1G’s competitions before. Personally, I like to jump to Pecado.” 

He marked the spot for Pecado.

After all, games in the servers weren’t like games in the competition. As soon as you jumped down, many other people would also land. 

Pecado, a resource mecca, had always been the first choice for those who liked gun battles.

“This is a very central location.” 

The three people chose a fierce mode, and after they cleaned out Pecado, they went to Los Leones.

Shen Qi patiently explained things to Xu Leng while playing. 

Because Xu Leng wasn’t quite used to fighting in FPP mode, he switched back to TPP mode several times and was shot twice by Shen Qi.

The barrage—— 

[I feel dizzy???]

[Shit, I’ve never seen Sweetie’s hands move this fast before. Did you guys see what was in that box? Why did he stop looting it?] 

[I didn’t hear any footsteps at all, exactly how did they know that there were people nearby? They anticipated it?]

[Am I finished? I think Sweetie in this mode is a lot like God A] 

[Can we switch back to the third person perspective ahhhhhhhh, I can’t watch any longer?]

[Fan imitation ba? Doesn’t Sweetie really like God A] 

[God A never even livestreamed before]

…… 

After several FPP mode matches, Shen Qi rubbed his fingers.

He hadn’t played in this mode for too long, so right now, he wasn’t quite used to it anymore. 

He stretched, finally looked at the barrage, and said with a smile, “See you guys at the competition tomorrow.”

—

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