Ch22 - It looks like it’s impossible for me to not pledge my body to you

Shen Qi turned off the computer while rubbing his somewhat messy hair. 

After tidying up his appearance, he changed into regular home clothes, looked in the mirror for a while, and then he took a selfie  and sent it to Ye Lai.

Your Qi Ge: Little Apprentice, is Shifu handsome? 

Ye Lai: ….Handsome, Shifu is the most handsome

After getting the answer, Shen Qi immediately exited and replied to “20,000 yuan.”

Your Qi Ge: Shy.jpg

Your Qi Ge: Gege, so fast? I don’t have any clothes on, what to do ah, Gege, do you want to see? 

Your Qi Ge: Gege, once you see my body, you’ll become mine oh, ShyLopEaredRabbit.jpg

The other party replied in a second: ….. 

fmy: No

fmy: Point the camera at the express mail package, I’ll keep you company as you open the box. 

If he hadn’t mentioned it, Shen Qi would have forgotten that he had received what he suspected to be a threatening express mail package.

Shen Qi licked the corner of his lips, slightly regretful. 

Turning on the porch light, he pointed the camera at the express package, and took the initiative to send a video call invitation to the other party.

While he was waiting, he licked his dry lips. He should have drunk a glass of water first. 

After connecting, the other party’s camera wasn’t turned on.

Shen Qi propped up his cellphone, sighed, and said with some regret, “Gege, why didn’t you turn on the camera? It’s not too good for me to be the only one doing it ah. ” 

Saying that, he picked up the express package and began to open it up with a utility knife.

Before he opened it all the way, he could already smell something bad. 

Shen Qi clicked his tongue with a somewhat ugly expression.

Did this person know about hygiene. 

He looked at the cupboard, and decided to buy a new one tomorrow.

Fu Mingyuan took a sip of tea, and his gaze left Shen Qi’s slender wrists. 

He knew that Shen Qi’s English name “Angry” was tattooed on the inside of his wrist. The color was too light, and he didn’t turn his wrist deliberately towards the camera during the livestream, so no one really saw it.

The only time he deliberately showed it was after he had finished getting the tattoo, when he had made an excited Weibo post. From then on, he would stand on the world stage with this name. 

When he was opening up the package, his movements were a bit big, and Fu Mingyuan saw two very light letters.

How painful had it been to get a tattoo there. 

Why exactly had he decided to retire.

…… 

Shen Qi didn’t notice.

At the moment the box was opened, his movements grew much slower. 

It was a bloody, already dead rabbit.

Fu Mingyuan stared at the video and frowned. “Okay, don’t look anymore.” 

Shen Qi let out an “ah” and said, “Bunny is so cute, can’t you keep it to make red braised meat?”

Fu Mingyuan: “…..” 

He propped up his forehead and had a bit of a headache.

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“En, so be good and throw it away.” 

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Fu Mingyuan moved the computer screen and took another sip of tea.

He should drink chrysanthemum tea now. 

“Give the video to the police.” He sent Shen Qi a video file, which was of Shen Qi opening up the box.

Shen Qi was stunned and turned off the cellphone camera. 

“No, Gege, that’s why you did this?” He took his cellphone and went to the bedroom.

There was an “en” from the opposite party. 

Shen Qi’s hand clenched around his cellphone, and he licked his lower lip. His throat felt a bit itchy. “I thought…that Gege, you wanted to see me.

“If you want to see me, I’ll show you.” 

His tone was a bit lazy, so he didn’t sound serious.

After receiving the video call, he really felt that there was a bit of trouble. 

There was a moment of silence on the other side.

Then, there was the sound of the chair moving, and the slight sound of a jar hitting something. 

Shen Qi waited patiently for the other party.

Two minutes later, the sound of the chair being pulled out was mixed with the other party’s slight breath. “I just went to get something.” 

Shen Qi half lay on his bed and let out a “wu.”

Fu Mingyuan looked at the still steaming chrysanthemum tea, and his Adam’s apple bobbed up and down. 

“Gege, did you hear what I just said?”

Fu Mingyuan sipped the hot chrysanthemum tea. He let out an “en,” and his expression remained unchanged. 

It was just that his voice was a little quiet.

However, Shen Qi could still hear the difference. 

He couldn’t help it and directly started laughing.

“Gege, then do you want to see?” he asked again. 

Fu Mingyuan’s hand tightened around the thermos.

He hesitated for a moment. “You should go to bed.” 

Then he added, “If you’re afraid at night, call me on WeChat.

“I won’t turn off my phone.” 

Usually, when he slept, because there was too much radiation from his cellphone, he would turn it off and then put it far away from his bed.

Shen Qi laughed more happily than just now. He put his cellphone up to his lips and raised his eyebrows. 

“Mwah mwah.

“Good night, Gege.” 

His voice was much lighter than usual. The youth’s voice was already clean, but now it seemed a bit coquettish, both clear, melodious, and also pleasing to the ear.

Fu Mingyuan: “…..” 

Fu Mingyuan took a deep breath and adjusted his earphones a bit. “Good night.”

And then he quickly hung up the voice call. 

He stood up and turned around twice, pressing down the unknown feeling in his ears, and then went back to his room with the thermos cup in his hand.

It was only when he got to the door of his study that he realized that he hadn’t turned off his computer yet. 

……

Shen Qi looked at the voice call that had just been hung up a second ago, and couldn’t help laughing. 

He sort of couldn’t help flirting with him.

He tossed his cellphone to the side to take a bath, but halfway there, he snapped back. 

He packaged up the video and the whole story to send to his classmate who was a policeman, and only then did he go to the bathroom.

He couldn’t waste Gege’s heartfelt efforts. 

….

The next day, Shen Qi only started livestreaming in the afternoon. 

As soon as the livestream started, the number of viewers in the livestream was even more than before.

Shen Qi frowned and said nothing. 

[This is the anchor Xianxian was talking about? He doesn’t even dare to turn on the camera ah]

[I heard his skills are very good, he’s not running a bot, right] 

[It doesn’t matter if he’s running a bot or not, what’s true is that he’s trash]

[Is the previous poster a nc minor?] 

[I don’t know if they’re a minor, but it’s true they don’t have a brain]

[Overhead Prairie has banned I Love Youths] 

[Overhead Prairie has banned You Come Hug Me]

… 

It was only after banning a long string of IDs that Lu Tun, somewhat suffering, began to type.

[Overhead Prairie: TVT, I’m so tired] 

Shen Qi laughed. “Be good.”

[Damn, as soon as I came in, I heard Sweetie’s tender tone, so I quickly quit and re-entered] 

[AHHHHHH SWEETIE DON’T GET ANGRY! WE STILL LOVE YOU!]

[They’re even afraid to turn on the camera, they must be ugly as a sin] 

[Previous poster, are you sick? If you want to see faces, aren’t there enough appearance based anchors for you to look at? Look up at the title, will you]

Shen Qi started the game, clicked his tongue, and said in a rare consoling way, “Little fairies, don’t get angry.” 

[Wuwuwu Sweetie]

[Sweetie is so gentle today] 

Before the barrage had time to be moved, Shen Qi continued, “You guys know that I don’t turn on the camera because I’m afraid I’m too handsome. If you fall in love with me but can’t get me, then that’ll be something.”

[???] 

[GTFO AHH!!]

[Do you have any shame??!!!] 

[Hehe, speaking realistically, if he’s ugly, then what does him bullying our Xianxian count as]

[Previous poster is sick, go to the hospital immediately] 

[That Xianxian is practically poisonous]

Lu Tun began to work hard again. 

This time, the people cursing him out weren’t a water army, but the new brainless face fans of the anchor Xianxian. Even though the official WildLeopard Weibo had hinted so clearly, and even the Fu Group had warned everyone, people were just going to do some things. Just because he changed his gender, they would all forgive him?

They still wouldn’t listen. 

They had even organized a group to cause trouble on Shen Qi’s side.

Because of this, Shen Qi also lost a lot of fans, but he didn’t care. 

Because the barrage was too noisy, Shen Qi simply turned off the barrage assistant.

“Alright, beautiful girls can’t be angry. Today I’ll be drawing two fairies to play squad matches.” 

[Sweetie is too gentle!]

[Knock it off, slag man!] 

[Draw me, draw me!]

Shen Qi started a lottery, and the two people who were drawn were both girls. 

He carried them to play two matches, and for once he didn’t mock anyone for playing badly. The two girls finally got to experience the feeling of a big boss carrying their corpses around.

At the end, the two of them even comforted Shen Qi. 

“Sweetie, we all believe in you and will always support you.”

“You’re being so gentle today, we’re not used to it ah.” 

“Dog Ge and Little Coriander also forwarded the Weibo post to support you la! Sooner or later, that Xianxian will be rewarded with evil!”

“Wuwuwu, Gege didn’t come today, or else he could have seen such a gentle Sweetie!” 

Shen Qi: “…..”

How fierce was he usually? 

He chuckled. “En, alright, I know, I’m so handsome, so who can not love me.

“Gege should have things to do and can’t come today.” 

As soon as he said that, “Cyber Sweetie’s Gege” entered the livestream.

He immediately began to spam gifts, pushing those abusive comments down below the screen. 

Shen Qi hadn’t turned on the barrage assistant, so he couldn’t see it.

The two girls let out a very tacit groundhog scream and said, “Gege is here,” before very tacitly quitting the voice chat. 

Shen Qi paused in the middle of closing the game and opened the barrage assistant, and couldn’t help laughing.

“Gege, isn’t this maintenance fee getting more and more expensive?” 

He licked his lips and opened WeChat to revise his nickname.

The other side didn’t answer and continued to throw gifts at him. 

The others in the audience had already gone crazy. Even the Xianxian fans who had come to curse out Shen Qi were shocked by the moves of this local tyrant.

By the time he had stopped spamming gifts, “Cyber Sweetie’s Gege” had become one of the top 100 local tyrants on the platform. 

You had to know, those local tyrants had worked hard day by day for a very long time to get onto the list, but how long had Gege been there?

Shen Qi pinched his cellphone case and said lazily, “Gege, it looks like it’s impossible for me to not pledge my body to you.” 

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The author has something to say:

Fu Mingyuan: Pledge 

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Juurensha: ….it seems FMY is getting quite thirsty too hahahahah.