Ch12 - “My family’s Gege is a bit petty, and he may not like it if someone sits behind me.”

Edited by Divetus and kat

During the weekend, Shen Qi started streaming at 4 p.m. as usual. 

Because he had previously duoed with Dog Ge, his number of fans had shot up sharply.

The livestream just barely started, but there were thousands of people lurking. 

[I’ve been waiting every day for Sweetie to sign a contract, so that the livestream duration will be longer yingyingying]

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[Sweetie said he won’t sign a contract]

Shen Qi glanced at his number one contributor, but he wasn’t online. 

The two of them hadn’t stayed in contact since the chat that day.

Their chat remained on Shen Qi’s last reply—He will. 

He pressed his left hand against his forehead and laughed. “Good afternoon ah, little fairies in the stream.”

[???? I’m scared] 

[Who are you? Give Sweetie back to us!]

“What’s wrong? It’s very rare that I’d say something against my will.” He was immediately criticized by the whole barrage after speaking. 

“Today, I’m going to play…” He was about to say solos when Dog Ge’s team invite popped up in the lower right-hand corner.

He hovered his cursor over the refusal button, hesitating. 

[Duo ah!!!]

[Dog Ge is livestreaming! He’s praising you! Saying that you have a good voice and good skills! And that you’re especially handsome!] 

He clicked to accept the team invite.

“This commenter, are you a spy from next door?” 

When he saw Dog Ge’s character, Shen Qi raised his eyebrows.

“That skirt is pretty nice.” 

Dog Ge’s character was wearing a newly released checkered skirt that was supposedly very hard to get from the clothing crates.

[Dog Ge is also such a powerful person???]

[The market price for this skirt is four figures.] 

[I can’t obtain it from the crates, weeping]

Dog Ge clicked to queue for a match. “If you call me Gege once, I’ll give it to you.” 

[???]

[Oh god, Dog Ge has been corrupted] 

[Sweetie quick! Call him Gege]

The tip of Shen Qi’s tongue touched the back of his teeth. “No way, Gege will get angry. 

“Why don’t you call me that instead?”

As soon as he said that, a system notification appeared: Distinguished VIP subscriber Pink Loli Head has entered the livestream. 

[AHHHHHH GEGE’S HERE!!!! Sweetie kept himself pure for you!!]

[Although Sweetie duos with other dog-like men, his mind and body are both still yours!] 

[Gege, did you hear him?! If you didn’t, it’s okay, I recorded it!]

[Are you guys sick?] 

……

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Shen Qi shifted the webcam for a moment, pinched his fingers, and said carelessly, “I told you guys not to call him Gege, en?” 

[Okay, Sweetie’s Gege, you’ve come la]

[Good afternoon, Sweetie’s Ge~] 

[Pink Loli Head: What’s going on??? I haven’t been here for a long time and I’ve been promoted to Gege?]

Ktf yjggjuf revvfcis gfjilhfv ktja kjr ublcu bc jcv gfrqbcvfv—— 

[Loli Head, long time no see!]

[Have you finished your homework?] 

[Do you have a holiday this weekend?]

Even Overhead Prairie, who had just been lurking the entire time, commented—[Brat, hurry up and go do your homework] 

[Pink Loli Head: Who are you calling a brat! I’m not a brat! If you have the skills, 1v1 me!]

Vtfc Hl vgbqqfv j qlc. Qtfc tf rjk atf yjggjuf, atf rwlif bc tlr ilqr vlwwfv j yla, jcv tf gfqbgafv atf cewyfg bo qfbqif jgbecv ab Gbu Xf. “Ktlr rlvf tjr j afjw, jcv atfgf’r bcf qfgrbc lc atf tberf bc atf ifoa.” 

“Alright. If you can’t finish them on your own, call me,” Dog Ge said with a smile, “I’m still waiting for you to call me Gege.”

Shen Qi jumped out of the window and dodged the gunshots of the person who came out of the house on his left. He secured the kill and said with his voice pitched up a bit, “No way ya. I only have one good Gege.” 

His voice originally was already crisp and clear. When he lowered it, it sounded alluring, and when he pitched it up, it was impossible to distinguish whether it was male or female. Although his voice wasn’t as delicate as some girls’ voices, it also sounded pleasant.

[Wtf he’s insane] 

[666]

[I recorded it!!] 

[This is the evidence of love!!]

Dog Ge couldn’t keep his face straight and suddenly started laughing out loud. “Okay, you’re amazing. Let’s go ba, we’ve emptied this place out already.” 

[Pink Loli Head: I haven’t been here for a while. Are Sweetie and Dog Ge partners now?! That’s great!]

[Pink Loli Head: They’re unbeatable!] 

The barrage was immediately filled with people lighting candles for him.

Fu Mingli didn’t understand why they did that, so he rubbed his own head. 

[Gege is on his way over while holding a knife]

[Loli Head, you’re on your own] 

[Big scene of someone sticking their elbow out]

[Pink Loli Head:??? What are you guys saying?!] 

Shen Qi got on a motorcycle, and before Dog Ge could get on, he roared away at full speed.

Dog Ge pressed the F key to pick up the 5.56mm ammo that Shen Qi had tossed to him. 

Shen Qi apologized as he looked at the barrage. “My family’s Gege is a bit petty, and he may not like it if someone sits behind me.”

The barrage immediately went crazy with laughter. 

Only Fu Mingli was still at a loss.

That was, until Shen Qi seemingly carelessly asked, 

“Loli Head, have you finished your homework?” He crouched at the back of the hillside, in a perfect viewing spot to watch Dog Ge charge up and break through the enemy lines in front.

[Pink Loli Head: No] 

Before Shen Qi could ask where his older brother went, this child reported it himself.

[Pink Loli Head: My Ge finally left on a business trip. I need to take advantage of this and properly play for a while] 

[Pink Loli Head: Sweetie Ge, can you duo with me?! I promise not to hold you back]

Shen Qi tapped on the table, and Dog Ge, who had rushed over to break through the enemies, now fell to the ground after getting shot three times. 

He clicked his tongue and detoured around the area. “Call me Gege, and I will save you.”

First, he finished off someone in the house opposite of them. Then, he drank an energy drink to recover some health, and it was only afterwards that he climbed up to Dog Ge’s side. 

Dog Ge went silent for a while. He had been this platform’s number one Ge for so long, and no one had ever made him call them “Ge” before.

His barrage had already started laughing wildly, and seeing that his health was about to drop to nothing, he called out in a very aggrieved voice, “Sweetie Ge.” 

Shen Qi let out a sound of acknowledgement and only then revived him.

Pink Loli Head didn’t get a reply, and impatiently sent him some gifts. It was only then that he discovered that the number one contributor on the list had turned into “Cyber Sweetie’s Gege,” and they had contributed over 100,000 points.

[Pink Loli Head: When did this number one arrive?!]

The barrage immediately and considerately explained to him——

[This is Sweetie’s only good Gege!]

[Yes, that’s right, that kind of good Gege!]

……

Seeing that the topic was growing more distorted, Shen Qi coughed. “Enough ah…” Then he suddenly remembered what the person had said to him when they first met.

“Don’t corrupt minors,” he said.

The entire barrage was covered in question marks.

“You haven’t finished your homework, have you?” Shen Qi glanced at the number of remaining survivors, and guessed that this match was coming to an end. He said to Dog Ge, “After this match is done, I’m going to educate a future flower of our motherland.”

Dog Ge was stunned for a moment. He looked at the barrage and they explained to him what was happening in Shen Qi’s livestream, so he laughed. “Okay.”

He wanted to say something, but after he thought about it, it was better to say some things in private.

……

“Take some pictures of your homework and then send it here.” At the end of the duo match with Dog Ge, the livestream viewers saw Cyber Sweetie pick up a pen and paper.

[Pink Loli Head: …Do I have to send it publically here? Weeping, weeping, weeping]

Fu Mingli didn’t expect that he’d be forced to do homework even though he was watching a livestream.

However, the person who was forcing him was his current favorite anchor, so he gave in!

[??? Did you switch careers and become a tutor? Hahahaha]

[Drop the act ah, in a bit, you won’t even be able to answer these junior high school questions]

[It’s said that a lot of the people who are good at gaming have poor educational backgrounds]

Shen Qi raised his eyes and stopped twirling his pen around. “This stream viewer, which school did you graduate from? What’s your educational background? What’s your current job and your annual salary?

“Exactly where are you superior? En?” With a cold snort, he individually saved the pictures of Pink Loli Head’s homework that he had posted to the public chat.

The barrage could tell that he had been provoked and was truly angry, so for a bit, no one dared to joke around anymore.

It was only the person who was just called out who was beyond angry.

[Are you stupid? Did you get stabbed in a sore spot? Pathetic clown, what’s the use of being good at gaming? In reality, aren’t you just trash?]

With all the curses, by the end of all the words, it was all covered with asterisks.

Shen Qi looked at the barrage. “Ban him later.

“In reality, I don’t know if I’m trash or not…

“But, I do know that I can easily crush trash like you in a game.”

“However…” he chuckled and said, “I won’t destroy you, as it’d make me feel like I’m dirtying my gun.”

He sounded very relaxed, as if he wasn’t the one who had been angry just now.

“At least I rely on my own skills, while you, as a keyboard warrior, go around to voluntarily criticize others.

“During your picking ceremony for your first birthday party, did you grab a keyboard ah?”

At this moment, the barrage started to chime in.

[What the hell! Is your reality so shitty that you’ve run online to find a sense of existence?]

[Generally speaking, people who say words like these probably live a very shit life]

[At least being good at gaming is a skill]

[Other people rely on their own strength, unlike this person, who just relies on the power of their imagination]

……

Of course, there were a few people who agreed with this person’s words, but they were drowned out by the crowd.

That person was beside themself with anger, sending sentence after sentence of curses at him.

In private, Lu Tun sent him a WeChat message asking if he should kick this person out.

Shen QI had his head lowered, seriously writing out the problem solving process for Pink Loli Head step-by-step.

When Fu Mingyuan entered the livestream, he was greeted with the sight of a young man holding a pen, the nib of which slowly slid across the paper, leaving beautiful handwriting behind.

The way his hand gripped the pen was very standard, unlike Fu Mingli, who had been unwilling to change his pen grip even when Fu Mingyuan had tried to force him.

The young man’s knuckles were very clear under the bright light.

The corners of Fu Mingyuan’s mouth lifted to form a small smile, but then his gaze fell on the barrage, and his eyebrows slightly furrowed.

He clicked something on the screen.

“Cyber Sweetie’s Gege sent a luxury cruise ship to the anchor”

“Cyber Sweetie’s Gege sent a luxury cruise ship to the anchor”

……

A total of 10 were spammed, directly squashing down the words of the person who was cursing him out.

Lu Tun, who had been at a loss on what to do, immediately banned the person, blacklisted them, and kicked them out of the livestream.

[Sweetie, wake up, Gege is here!]

[My god, this love is surrounded by a money bag, it’s so damn sweet]

[I’m so sour it’s killing me]

[Pink Loli Head: Super rich Ge, accept this younger brother’s worshipping]

……

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: What are you doing?]

[Cyber Sweetie’s Gege: Why are you playing on your cellphone? Have you finished your homework?]

Fu Mingli’s entire being was shocked.

And then, when he combined the barrage’s words from before, he came to a terrible conclusion: this number one contributor couldn’t be his Ge, ba?

……

Shen Qi finished writing out the solution, moved the webcam so that everyone could see what he had written, and then looked up at the computer screen.

First, he was stunned and went silent for a while, and then he said with a bit of a smile, “Gege, you came la?”

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Especially Petty. Fu Mingyuan. Vinegar Spirit

Thank you for the bombs and nutrient solution, love you guys

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Juurensha: Bet FML never expected that he would end up with TWO older brothers telling him to do his homework hahaha. Don’t know if it was just for brownie points, but it was cute!

Divi: At least FML figured it out in one stream, before he embarrassed himself even more. Now he can eat some dogfood.

kat: FMY is so straightforward hahaha. My wife has a problem? Crush them with money!