If I Fail to Debut, I’ll Get a Killer Disease

Each of the two gold balls obtained through the treasure hunt contained a note.

[Guitar]
[Flower Crown]

“……Ah.”

Nothing good.

Guitar? I can’t play it.

Flower Crown? Maybe it could mix it with my A stat visual or content.

No, even if I put all my points on my visuals, the flower crown was not a good option.

Because I had no familiarity with the item.

Both items might objectively be high grades, but to me they were landmines.

‘I’m going crazy.’

I’ll try to exchange with a note that Keun Sejin or Gold 1 didn’t choose. If not, with another participant.

Just as I was about to turn around, the participants poured into the meeting place.

-20 seconds left~

“Uh-huh!!”

“Hey, wait! Wait a minute!”

Hearing the announcement, it seemed that they hurriedly ran to the meeting point to avoid losing the ball.

Would it be possible to break through that gap and ask for an exchange?

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When I had a skeptical feeling, a familiar face caught my eye.

It was Seon Ahyun whose face was white.

In his hand was a bronze ball.

With that personality, I have to say that it was brave to even find a bronze ball.

But looking at his face, it looked like he didn’t get a good draw.

At that time, the note inside the already opened bronze ball caught my eye.

[Frozen food]

A jackpot.

I rushed through the crowd and approached Seon Ahyun.

-5 seconds left!

Seon Ahyun had a bewildered look.

-5!

“I, I……”

“Do you know how to play the guitar?”

-4!

“U-u-uh, I can play it……”

Do you like flowers?”

-3!

“Uh huh.”

“Then do you want to change it?”

-2!

“Uh, huh?”

I will take that as a positive answer.

-1!

I handed over the two gold balls in my hand and took the bronze ball.

– Ding! The treasure hunt is over!

Seon Ahyun had a bewildered expression on his face.

While cheers and sighs echoed around me, I looked down at the bronze ball in my hand with joy.

It was a great trade.

I replaced one bronze ball with two gold balls, so I wouldn’t be criticised.

***

7:50pm on Thursday, right before the PR live for 〈Relisting! Idol Joint-Stock Company〉 starts.

Related communities and social media on the Internet were full of opinions and excitement.

– 77 people are doing the same waste of a live broadcast again this season? Hahaha they already failed once but still didn’t change haha
– Are you guys that crazy about PPL that you advertise so openly? it’s really stupid
– ★☆Kim Raebin☆★ is doing a live with this face. Even if he doesn’t say anything, it’s new content right? (picture)
– Even if our Yujin advertises a massage chair, we will buy it right away.

– I’m really annoyed by these pigs being fooled by these tactics.
└If you purchase through the video link, are all profits are donated?
└Anyway, crazy fans believes in everything hehehe next is the dog-pig~

– I hope the contestants end well without getting hurt ㅠㅠ
└ That’s the funniest thing hahaha

It was a chaotic confusion in which all kinds of human figures represented their ego, but one thing was certain.

The number of mentions for the participants jumped up several times.

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Those who saw the first episode and felt favorable to the participant themselves were really waiting with anticipation for the content.

And at 8 pm.

A ‘real-time broadcast’ indicator appeared on the YouTube channel.

– Hey, it’s out.
– Oh
– I am going in

-I can’t watch it because I’m working overtime, so please relay the number of viewers. Who’s number one?
└It’s Cha Yujin Wow, the difference between first and last place is in thousands haha I see 7 people in the last place, poor things ㅠ

– Wongil has an apple head ㅠㅠ Everyone, come see it.
-Crazy Seon Ahyun wore a flower crown what a crazy appearance

Soon, sales articles about all kinds of participants began to circulate. There were lots of comments that only said what they wanted to say, and it was almost to the point of covering up malicious comments.

It was then.

-Eh, who is filming a mukbang?
└? What do you mean
└No, what are you eating seriously?
└What are you talking about, in the self-introduction video?
└No, it’s real; (link)

Some people who are interested, clicked the link and joined.

“Hello.”

Park Moondae’s face appeared on the screen.

Holding a chicken’s feet in his hands.

Participants could not see the real-time comments, but Park Moondae’s live comments were already exploding.

– No, Moondae, why are you holding a chicken feet?
– Hahahahahahahaha Moondae again
– After popcorn*, boneless chicken feet appeared
(*Referencing to the song he danced called Pop Con)

– Wasn’t this a self-introduction video, but suddenly it’s chicken feet
-Why the hell did you choose this, Is it a penalty hahaha
-I really want to communicate, I am dying to ask hahaha

In contrast to his comment section, Park Moondae didn’t mind the chicken feet in his hands.

“Well, the product I’m going to promote today is… (jin) direct fire boneless chicken feet from T1 Food.”

Park Moondae was sitting in front of a table set up with an iron plate.

The boneless chicken feet held with disposable gloved hands looked appetizing, but compared to the video thumbnails of other participants, it gave off a huge sense of disparity.

“First… I will eat and review.”

Park Moondae boldly took one bite off the chicken feet. Then he chewed hard, swallowed, and then opened his mouth again.

“It tastes good, and it is not too spicy, so I think I can continue to eat it. There is no odor and the aftertaste is clean. The taste is also very good.”

– Is he a former youtuber who specialized in mukbang?
– Tell me about you! It’s okay for the public to talk about the food ㅠㅠ
– Let’s give up. We should have known from the beginning when he worked hard about popcorn
– Hahahahahaha this is really funny
– He doesn’t have social skills, but he’s a good kid.

The comments were clamoring about Park Moondae’s appearance, which was serious about the review. But after a while, the mood changed again.

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Park Moondae’s mukbang was worth watching more than expected.

– But he eats really well.
– He doesn’t spill it and puts it in his mouth in a snap.
– Because he is cute, even his chewing is cute ㅠㅠ
– I think he’ll get points even if he just shuts his mouth and eats at the meeting

-I wish you could eat chicken feet by wrapping it in perilla leaves Moondae-ya ㅠㅠ
└ Hahahaha Mission Complete

– You eat so well without getting it in your mouth- As expected, it’s good to see you eating well.
– You eat so well without getting it in your mouth- As expected, it’s good to see you eating well.

And Park Moondae continued the review diligently.

The comment section once again turned upside down when he pulled out a Tuna Mayo Triangle Kimbap saying it was good to eat it with chicken feet

By that time, articles were posted on social media and the community.

[IJC participant doing mukbang in real time.jpg]

[Gosh Park Moondae is eating chicken feet]

[I thought he was the main vocalist, but he is actually a mukbang star on Youtube?]

[Park Moondae’s PR video looks crazy haha]

The number of viewers rose in a flash.

The number of viewers of Park Moondae, which was originally quite high, was now entering the top 5.

Participants could not see the comments, but they could see the number of viewers. Park Moondae blinked his eyes when he saw that the number of viewers had already surpassed 10,000.

“The viewers… there is a lot, thank you. I will do my best.”

– That’s not the case, Moondae, tell us about yourself now  ㅠㅠ
– Why, it’s nice watching him eat
– Are you a new mukbang BJ? Eat well
– He is an idol audition participant!
– He is a good singer lol
– But why is he eating?
– I don’t know that hahahaha
– We don’t know that either hahaha
– I never dreamed that he would be eating like this without even singing a single verse

Park Moondae was reviewing the taste of his triangular kimbap in detail.

At that moment, the sound of an alarm ringing came from the clock in the corner of Park Moondae’s desk.

“Oh, the time is up.”

The PR lives were basically 10 minutes.

And by converting the number of viewers and the number of likes into numbers, only the top 33 received 5 minutes of extra time and a special gift.

Park Moondae thought, ‘These bastards are acting so shamelessly even while using advertisements’, but of course he nodded his head without expressing himself.

“This might be the end, so I’ll greet you in advance. Thank you.”

Park Moondae bowed his head. And after thinking about it for a moment, he added.

“……Please watch the 2nd episode of 〈Relisting! Idol Joint-Stock Company〉.”

– I am betting 1,000 won that this is the example sentence given by the production team
– He really can’t talk much hahahaha
– It’s okay, Moondae-ya, you’re cute.
– Yes, cute
– You’re good at singing, but you’re also good at eating. This little grandma is happy.
– Hahahaha everyone got into it, it’s really funny hahahaha

About 10 seconds after Park Moondae’s greetings, a bell suddenly sounded on the screen.

“Ah, I think the results are out.”

Park Moondae pulled out a clunky smartphone from under the desk. It seemed that he received the results from the production team through a text message.

However, the comments that already knew that Park Moondae was still in the top 33 were paying attention to something else.

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– That’s a filial phone.
– It’s thrifty.
– You are smart
– If you don’t use an apple phone, you’ll be treated like a savage, so you’re using a filial phone… Are you somehow attracted to it?
– Hahahahahaha everyone must be crazy
– Moondae-ya, noona will buy you an apple phone so let’s debut our Moondae ㅠㅠ

Park Moondae-ya chose a free phone to make a minimum living with his budget anyway, but unexpected synergy was coming out.

Anyway, since Park Moondae also guessed his high rank, the results were announced without tension.

“Ah, I’m in the top 33 so I can continue broadcasting. Thank you for the next 5 minutes. I will work hard.”

Park Moondae nodded his head, and soon picked up the chicken feet again. And he took another savory bite.

– Hahahaha are you asking us to take good care of you while eating?
– For me, being serious is the funniest thing hahahaha
– No, at least try to introduce yourself in the extra time haha
– Ahhh ㅠㅠ Moondae-ya please tell us your TMI, what’s your favorite color, do you like cats or dogs, I can’t do this. At least tell us your MBTI ㅠㅠㅠ

The speed at which comments were sent increased tremendously. Even if Park Moondae was watching, he wouldn’t be able to read it.

Then, Park Moondae’s smartphone rang again. This time, it was the producers.

‘What? Oh, is it a special gift or something?’

“Another notice has been sent from the producers. just a second… .”

Park Moondae confirmed the text. It was pretty lengthy.

[A special gift for the participants! It is communication with viewers! Viewer donations are now available! Participants can check the donation pop-up above the threshold of <10,000 won>.

Please tell the viewers. (※All donations must be given in full amount!)]

The idea of ​​giving the entire amount of the donation was to prevent any possible controversies.

However, considering that donations will be received by participants and donations will be made in the name of the program, it was frankly annoying.

‘I knew they’d do this without spending any money.’

Park Moondae thought deeply, and then read the text aloud.

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– Donations??
– I guess they set it at 10,000 won to block aggro.
– Hey, what kind of a donation is donated? They are just trying to save face for the participants and staff;;
– If you give it to the participants, you’ll be sweared at for being shallow, but I just saved my mouth.
– If I pay Moondae-ya for the chicken, will they give him a chicken mukbang?
– RJC’s level has gone down again

Most of the comments were insulting to the production team, but it’s not like there were no donations

Immediately, the first fanfare exploded on the screen. It was a donation notification.

– You’re crazy.
– For the chicken?
–  Haha someone quickly ask him, why is it chicken feet?

“Oh, 123. thank you……”

Park Moondae fought against the deep reality and read the donation text that appeared on the screen.