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Chapter 62: The Yellow Paper Is Really Good. Why Don ‘t You Believe It?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio     Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As time passed, three days had gone by since Li Yidao sold the yellow paper.

During these three days, Li Yidao didn’t go live again.

Instead, he spent the time replenishing the goods in his shop.

Business still had to be conducted. After Li Yinuo’s mysterious departure, he needed to stay here.

What if Li Yinuo returned and couldn’t find him?

The sun was setting in the west.

Li Yidao was exhausted from the day’s work.

Now he realized how tiring it was to arrange and record all these items in the shop!

Ever since his little sister, who also acted as his assistant and life caretaker, had left, he found it difficult to manage everything by himself.

Lying tiredly on the recliner, he absentmindedly opened his live stream.

On the platform, he seemed to be the only streamer so unpredictable.

As he opened the live stream, the number of online viewers instantly started to

increase like crazy!

Li Yidao had become somewhat immune to this phenomenon.

When the number of viewers skyrocketed to a hundred thousand within a minute, it finally stopped growing temporarily.

These viewers were able to enter the live stream so quickly because they had set up notifications for Li Yidao’s live stream.

They were the first to know when Li Yidao went live.

“Brother Dao, Brother Dao! It feels like an eternity since we last saw you!” “Brother Dao! I missed you so much!”

“Brother Dao, I love you! I’ve been waiting for your live stream for three days and nights! Could you kill my ex-boyfriend for me? I’ll marry you and bear your children if you do that!”

“Exactly! My ex-boyfriend is also a sc*mbag. Brother Dao, can you kill him for me? I can make a baby with you without getting married!” “What the hell! When did Brother Dao become a sc*mbag handler?”

“Brother Dao’s business is getting more diverse, awesome!”

“My ex-girlfriend is also a sc*mbag. She even cheated on me! Brother Dao, can you help me too?”

“Upstairs, are you even human? Wanting Brother Dao to kill your ex-girlfriend?”

“Exactly. Even if she cheated on you, it must be your fault!”

“Even if she cheated on you, what’s the big deal? Why are you men so narrow-minded? As long as the child is biologically yours, isn’t that enough?”

“Even if the child isn’t biologically yours, as long as they have your surname, isn’t that good enough? Don’t you love her?”

“My ex-boyfriend was like that. When my male best friend broke up with his girlfriend, I just helped him with some physical needs, and my boyfriend broke up with me!”

Looking at the time-sync comments, Li Yidao once again felt his understanding being refreshed.

He could only shake his head in silence, not wanting to make any comments or respond.

As the number of viewers continued to increase, a few different voices appeared sporadically in the comments.

“Brother Dao, do you still have the yellow paper you sold last time? I want to buy some more. Can you get some more?”

“Yes, yes. Brother Dao, I also want the yellow paper from last time. Can you get some more?”

“Brother Dao, Brother Dao, I really need the yellow paper from last time. Can you get some more? Please!”

“I beg you, Brother Dao, please!”

Upon seeing these time-sync comments, Li Yidao was momentarily stunned, and then he understood the reason behind it.

Clearly, his yellow paper had proven to be effective and was now well-known among the viewers.

“Huh? What’s going on? What’s with the yellow paper?”

“Yeah, why are there yellow papers in the live stream? Is the streamer doing a paid advertisement?”

“Oh my, Brother Dao, you’re really doing some selling! But what’s with this yellow paper?”

“Please explain! What’s happening? Why are people buying yellow papers? Why are so many people interested?”

“I’m also curious. People are actually buying these yellow papers for 100 bucks a bundle? Are they all so rich?”

As the requests for buying yellow paper kept coming, others in the chatroom started demanding explanations for what was happening.

Suddenly, a user with the ID ‘Brother Dao, thank you’ began crazily showering the chatroom with gifts, but instead of expensive ones, they were just gifts with the words “Thank you, streamer.”

These gifts weren’t too pricey, not comparable to rockets or luxury cars, but the impact was still staggering.

In less than a minute, the gifts amounted to nearly ten thousand.

Then, a message appeared in the chatroom, “Thank you, Brother Dao! The yellow paper works! My grandpa heard my prayer, and I came back to life!” This message left everyone baffled.

Although many in the chatroom knew that Brother Dao was selling yellow paper, only a few knew that it actually worked.

After all, there were only a hundred pieces, and not everyone had used them.

But this sporadic message caused a sensation, making everyone even more astonished.

“What was that guy trying to say just now?”

“Yeah! I’m totally lost!”

“Could it be… this yellow paper actually has some special effect?”

“I think I remember Brother Dao saying that the yellow paper he sells was different!”

“F*ck! I’m so curious! @Brother Dao, thank you. Brother, why did you come back to life? Tell me what happened?”

“Exactly! I’m eager to know too. We knew Brother Dao could kill people, but when did he become capable of saving them?”

“What? What are you all talking about? Someone please explain this yellow paper to me. I feel like I’ve missed a lot in the conversation!”

“Really? Brother Dao’s yellow paper has special effects? What did I miss!”

“Tell us what’s happening! Stop teasing! Those fooling around will lose their c*ck!”

As the chatroom continued discussing the matter, a man in a large greenhouse in the countryside was filled with excitement.

His eyes were shining with enthusiasm. He finally found a solution.

After thorough investigation, testing, and selecting special ingredients, he finally found the root of the problem.

Water quality!

It turned out that the issue was due to the water they had used for irrigation.

A few days ago, their water pump broke, so they started using tap water for irrigation.

After all, crops could not wait for the pump to be fixed.

They had used tap water for a few rounds of irrigation, but the special reaction between the tap water and the water they had previously drawn from their well caused this mysterious phenomenon.

The exact reasons were hard to explain, as it involved various factors such as soil conditions and the local environment.

In short, after switching the water and no longer using tap water for irrigation, all his crops came back to life!

Naturally, he also came back to life!

Looking at the inquiries in the time-sync comments, he pondered for a moment and then opened the input box.

“I bought Brother Dao’s ritual yellow paper and burned it for my grandfather, hoping he could bless me through my current difficulties.”

“Before I even turned around to leave, the problem that might have haunted me for a lifetime, the problem that could have prevented me from making a comeback, was solved.”

“I can only say that maybe all of this is just a coincidence, but I prefer to believe that Brother Dao’s yellow paper is truly effective. So, I must thank Brother Dao!”

As he spoke, he sent another 5,000 yuan gift without hesitation!

Seeing his extravagant gifts and his not-so-detailed explanation, everyone was baffled!

Some netizens naturally didn’t believe it.

“Hey, man, are you Brother Dao’s accomplice? Is Brother Dao changing his tactics now?”

“Exactly. Can’t Brother Dao just focus on killing people properly? Or is he getting tired of acting out the script?”

“Acting out the script? Are you kidding? So, those streamers are collaborating with Brother Dao and just killing themselves for the show?”

“Huh! Trusting someone who believes in this stuff is foolish. Burn some yellow paper, and it will make our ancestors appear and fulfill our dreams? Should I burn some to have my grandfather bless me with a five million win?”

“I don’t believe it either. If it’s that effective, wouldn’t the streamer use it himself? As the guy said earlier, he could win millions in no time and stop live streaming.”

“Yeah, exactly…”

Everyone’s disbelief was actually understandable.

After all, this thing seemed too fantastical.

Even Li Yidao himself hadn’t expected such a remarkable effect.

It seemed that those ten years of his lifespan weren’t wasted after all…

However…

As doubts continued to arise, counterarguments followed!

After all, the effectiveness of the yellow paper was not limited to just that one man who had used it..