I Have Become The Goddess Of Fateoria And Travel The Infinite Worlds.

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"So let's talk about the budget."

"I was pretty sure our budget was handled directly by the queen." Sir Integra says

"Yes but we just want some justification on some of the charges."

"Also who's the Fox maid girl ?"

'Goddess avatar keep ears and tail.'

Sandstorm waves to the man who noticed her.

"I would rather talk about this." Sir Integra says holding out a circuit chip.

"But the Dairy Queen!" Yells Sir Penwood

'If I didn't see Sir Penwood's final moments I would have thought he was a useless old man.'

"Some one has been mass producing vampires, I think this takes the highest priority." Sir Integra interrupts them a little up set they seem dead set on canceling their budget.

Suddenly the lights cut off.

"That's odd we were not planning on cutting the power yet."

"Sir Integra we have intruders. They seemed armed and smell horrible." Sandstorm says with her ears twitching a little.

"Ah Sunaarashi did you just get here? Also why are you wearing a maid outfit?" Sir Integra asks.

Sandstorm rolls her eyes, just get here? she's been here the whole time!!!

"I am sometimes a maid for fun" Sandstorm replies.

*Boom!* the whole building shakes.

"What was that?"

"That was probably the escape chopper exploding." Sir Integra replies

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Meanwhile at the front gate.

"Sorry you two but the grounds are currently closed, your going to need to leave!" Says a guard

"Awe that sucks we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England." Jan says

"Where from?" The guard asks

"Florida" Jan snaps his fingers and nothing happens in the bus.

"Huh?" Luke says before going to check in the bus.

He walks in there to see the ghouls eating each others faces in a weird case of cannibalism.

"Jan get in here!" Luke yells

Jan walks in and yells. "Man who gave them bath salts!"

They notice a note in the bag of drugs that reads

[The hero no body wants 'Florida Man' Strikes again this time with the 'Crimson F.u.c.kr'. Follow us both on myspace!]

"The hell is my space?" Jan says.

"Guess we have to do it our selves." Luke says picking up a rocket launcher and shoots it towards the tail rotor of a helicopter that can be seen on the roof.

Jan picks up a grenade launcher and shoots at the power line knocking out power the runs towards the gate guards to turn them to ghouls along with the people on the street to make up for their losses.

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Back in the meeting room Sir Integra calls the front desk.

"Front desk report what's going on out there?" Sir Integra says to the phone.

"Uh yeah... hold on *paper ruffling as a magazine is put down* just give me a second *foot steps* whoa *he says unenthusiastically followed by more foot steps* yeah it's cools definitely... definitely *a weird growl/groan can be heard* OH MY GOD!!*"

The phone goes silent.

'Why does that remind me of Jurassic park?' Sandstorm thinks to herself.

"Sir Integra do something!" Sir Penwood yells out

'Is that really they guy who blew himself up to take out a few bad guys?' Sandstorm thinks.

"Calm down we have over 100 trained gaurds on the premises at all times." Sir Integra says

"Let me just talk to communications and get an update." Sir Integra says pushing buttons on the phone in front of her once again.

An voice can be heard the man is crying horribly

"Hy sr tega"

"Read the f.u.c.k.i.n.g paper!" Another voice says

"Hey Sir Integra."

"Read it f.u.c.k.i.n.g right!" The other guy yells before smacking the communications officer.

"Hey there you Fat English whore." The communications officer says before crying some more.

"That's more like it! Now keep going " We can assume he's Jan valentine.

"Mee annd miy big broher luke, are killing allov yor men, an turnin em ito ghouls. S-So I H-hope yov made peac wit yur sel, cause whn I find yo I'm gonn oh gawd*more crying* "keep reading or I shoot the other testical" when I find you I'm gonna f.u.c.k every hole that you've gotaaaahh* more crying*" (A/N In case you couldn't read that. "me and my big brother Luke are killing all of your men and turning them int ghouls. So I hope you have made peace with your self, cause when I find you I am going to, oh god")

He says barely understandable crying while trying to talk.

'Jesus I feel bad for that guy' Sandstorm thinks before teleporting him to a safe place and healing him. 'I thought it would be kinda funny but it's horrible in person'

"Huh! Where the f.u.c.k did that faggot finger go!! First our ghouls ate each other now this!!" Jan yells through the phone.

Sir Integra gives Sandstorm a look of gratitude.

Sandstorms ears twitch.

'I swear I can hear laughter through the air ducts... must be Allucard.'

Sir Integra pushes some buttons on the phone

"Walter how is it in the bas.e.m.e.nt!" Sir Integra asks

"The first and part of the second floor seems over run ma'am." A younger voice of Walter can be heard while Allucard is laughing in the background.

'New it.... Walter probably challenged him immediately'

"Well I'm going to make my way up there with Seras sir." Walter continues

"How are you going to get up here?" Sir Integra asks

"How did you get to Allucard all those years ago?" Walter just asks back.

"The air vents!" Sir Integra says looking up.

"Well Sir Integra if he's coming I'm going out to work my way down. I will save as many as I can... if they are innocent..." Sandstorm says muttering that last part remembering some of the perverted gazes some of them had towards her ears.

'Fox avatar'

Suddenly all 9 tails appear shocking the round table *cough* financial supporters.

"She's a 9 tailed fox? When did Hellsing get one of those?"

Sandstorm walks out the door as flames form around her on the ground. Each step causes the blue fox flames to ripple like water as she walks down the hall.

'Oh god does she like to take walks too, please no!' Sir Integra thinks watching her walk out.