BPAGT: Chapter 15

13-16 minutes 24.09.2022

I’ll hug your panda thighs tightly!

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Jiang Quan’s face was pale and blue, standing still, feeling hot on his face.

It’s very embarrassing.

Netizens also started their crazy mocking mode.

[Hahahahaha Realistic Face Slap! Jiang Quan deserve! 】

[I’m dead, Xia An is speaking the most cheeky words in the sweetest voice! If you need me, I’ll be on the floor rolling! 】

[Hahahahaha Jiang Quan is really embarrassed and lost, and he is still there with his three badges! Xia An already has five and it was easy! 】

[These five big badges are really shining, it feels like Jiang Quan’s face is green hahahaha! 】

Within a few minutes, “Jiang Quan character design collapsed1“, “Jiangquan was beaten in the face”, and “The sweetest voice said the most violent words” were all squeezed into hot searches.

For a while, the innocent and sweet voice rang in everyone’s minds in a loop, saying, “But, I already have five.”

Netizens participated in the discussion one after another, and even began to make different variations and the, “But, I’m already xxxxx” style dominates the hottest.

The video where Xia An said this sentence was edited into classic clips by various editors, dominating the popularity of video sites for several months.

For a while, even if someone did not know her, they would still recognize the person who uttered those words in the video.

But right now, Xia An is still showing the five big badges to Jiang Quan.

Come on, don’t you want it, open your dog’s eyes and take a look.

Jiang Quan clenched his fists, his throat tightened, and it took a long time before he finally finished his mental construction before he could make a sound in his throat, “That.”

Xia An, “Huh?”

What happened? Don’t you have anything else to say?

Jiang Quan was extremely embarrassed, the key point was that he was the one who was looking for embarrassment by himself!

Who would have thought that Xia An has five! Exactly five! She gathered five!

He was covered with mud now, and was severely beaten by Xia An, and all he wanted to do was dig a hole to cover himself.

But after all, during the live broadcast, he tried to ease his already stiff face, and tried to lower his voice, “Since you have already gathered them, I will go first, see you later. Congratulations.”

Xia An nodded, and said clearly, “Don’t be so polite!”

You’re so polite, I’m still acting just now.

Jiang Quan gritted his teeth, turned around, and ran away in the most cowardly fashion.

Xia An snickered in her heart, almost unable to hold it back.

She put the five badges together and handed them to Sheng Zhiyan, “You take them.”

It’s quite big, and she has no place where she could keep them.

Sheng Zhiyan took the badges, his eyes still fixed on her eyes that were still red, “Cry?”

Xia An then remembered that she was too into the scene just now, with red eyes, she shook her head, “No.”

Sheng Zhiyan frowned, “Really?”

Xia An felt that her acting skills were so good that even the NPC was deceived by her. She had to pull down Sheng Zhiyan’s sleeves and motioned him to lower his body.

Sheng Zhiyan leaned over slightly, and Xia An leaned to his ear, whispering in a very low voice, but still tinged with a little bit of excitement, “Really, I didn’t lie to you!”

Her breath flutters to his ears.

Hot and itchy.

Sheng Zhiyan shook his head, and then understood that this little girl had just been acting again.

Xia An had gathered five badges, and today’s task is already complete. She was also tired, so she simply sat down in the rest pavilion.

Her little head leaned on the pillar, and her whole body was void of any movement, her eyes staring at another pillar without focus.

As if being emptied of soul.

Sheng Zhiyan was amused by her appearance.

When Xia An saw Sheng Zhiyan smile, she glared at him slightly, and explained, “Don’t laugh when looking at me. This state of being empty is really cool!”

With that said, she gave Sheng Zhiyan a demonstration again, with a super-detailed introduction and instruction.

Sheng Zhiyan is not interested at all, but it seems that the audience are.

[I’m—- understand it! It’s like emptying an already salted fish2 right? 】

[Sister on top! Salted fish emptying is too appropriate! 】

[Advanced version of daze! Absolutely! 】

【friends! I just tried it! It’s so cool! Eliminate stress! Give it a try! 】

[Fuck, admire! Really cool! You must follow Xia’an’s tutorial thoroughly. I just tried it, and my soul seems to be sublimated! 】

Soon, Xia An’s unique emptying soul technique was named “Salted Fish Emptying Technique” by netizens, and it soon became popular.

The major netizens disdained at first, then “try it if you are too curious”, and finally “fuck it so cool, I have to take it easy”!

In the end, even the black fans3 of Xia’an were in private, avoiding the crowd, and secretly learning Xia’s exclusive “salted fish emptying technique.”

Xia An sat in the pavilion for more than ten minutes in a state of salted fish, and the director who was watching was anxious.

If they don’t move, then what else are they shooting for?

As a result, the program group arranged for new personnel to attack.

Xia An was happily letting go. Suddenly a human-sized teddy bear appeared in the pavilion, and wanted to hug her as soon as it came close. Xia An stretched our her leg and stepped on the bear’s stomach to stop it from moving forward.

The teddy bear has no choice but to shout, “Congratulations to the two guests for triggering the surprise mission!”

Xia An’s mouth twitched.

Congratulations on triggering?

She didn’t even move, how could she trigger anything!

She put down her legs, closed her eyes, and ignored the teddy bear.

The teddy bear was anxious, “Please get up immediately and go to the task completion area!”

Xia An turned around and turned her back to it.

The teddy bear was anxious, and the director was also anxious. In the headset, he yelled to the teddy bear frantically, “You can tell her that there would be a punishment! No dinner!”

The teddy bear hurriedly echoes it, “If the guest refuses to complete the task, they will be disqualified for dinner tonight.”

In order to increase the temptation, the teddy bear actively added, “The director ordered a big meal tonight, which is super delicious.”

Xia An turned back again, took a look at the sincere look in the bear’s fake eyes, and stood up, “Okay, then.”

The teddy bear breathed a sigh of relief.

This surprise task was hurriedly organized by the director team, who changed the previous two-player game rules into a multiplayer game.

A total of 9 guests in five groups were present.

Every guest must put on a fat doll costume and move on the trampoline.

On the center of the trampoline, there is a crown tied floating above, and all guests need to jump up and compete for the crown.

The belly of the doll’s clothing is made of special materials. If it touches the belly of the other dolls, it will stick together very easily and it would not be easy to separate.

Therefore, this game is very difficult.

Xia An glanced at the crown, which was quite high. She was not interested.

Just go up and jump twice, lie down on the ground, and wait for the game to end.

Her legs were sore, and she didn’t want to play such an intense game.

Xia An came to the entrance, and the program team put on panda suits for her and Sheng Zhiyan.

Xia An waved her paws. It was so cute!

Looking up again, and she saw Sheng Zhiyan who was also wearing a panda suit.

Strange, why did this doll suit suddenly look so expensive when placed on him?

Several guests stood on the trampoline together, and each set of doll clothes was different.

The director is very excited, he thinks this section is definitely interesting!

He even came out in person, shouting in a loud voice, “The game-start!”

Following his order, Su Wan, Zhao Luo, Li Jingqing, Jiang Quan and others immediately rushed to the crown. Su Wan and Zhao Luo bounced to grab the crown at the same time. The two directly glued together, rolled onto the elastic bed, and started desperately pushing each other, wanting to separate fast.

The battle was heated up.

And Xia An, following the director’s order, sat on the edge of the trampoline, hugged her panda legs tightly, and obediently waited for the game to end.

Director: ? ? ?

The whole audience: ? ? ?

[Hahahaha Xia An why sit so obediently! 】

[Hahaha don’t be scared by other people, they’re fighting so hard. 】

[Hahahahaha, why is it so funny, the struggling faces over there is red, Xia An hugs her legs tightly here, hahahahaha I’ll laugh to death! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 】

[I laughed so hard, they are already tearing hairs over there, and she’s watching the battle with her legs on her arms! 】

The director was so anxious that he went out and shouted, “Xia An! Xia An!”

Xia An turned his head to look at him.

The director waved his hand excitedly.

Yes, Xia An, look at my gestures! Go!

Xia An paused for two seconds, then turned back, still holding his legs.

She doesn’t want to jump for it, what’s the use of the crown.

On the other side, the struggle is fierce.

Jiang Quan could be regarding this as a chance to vent. Today, Xia An has already embarrassed him. Seeing Li Jingqing again at this time, made him even more angry. He deliberately rushed up to cling to Li Jingqing, and then suppressed Li Jingqing to death.

Who asked you to team up with Sister Wanwan!

You should go with Xia An!

He is ashamed!

On the other side, Zhao Luo and Su Wan are also inseparable.

Zhao Luo had a bad temper, and directly raised one leg to press Su Wan, preparing to use her leg strength to pull herself off Su Wan.

But she didn’t even get the chance to use force yet, because Su Wan suddenly turned both of them over, pressing her down and directly stepping on her with one foot, as preparation to separate the both of them.

Although the purpose is the same, whoever steps on who makes a lot of difference.

And so the two secretly competed.

Using the rules of the game, using these reasons for not thinking too much in the game, desperately fighting the opponent.

Xia An was amazed.

She even wants to applaud for them.

The director looked a little anxious.

Now on the field, Su Wan and Zhao Luo are stuck together, Li Jingqing and Jiang Quan are stuck together, Lin Xue and Wang Yuyao are stuck together, Yan Zai, Xia An and Sheng Zhiyan are all watching the battle.

Yan Zai and Sheng Zhiyan he can understand, why didn’t Xia An rush?

She should rush forward and tear up Su Wan!

The director scratched his head, there was really nothing he could do, and shouted with a loud speaker, “Whoever gets the crown will be able to eat a hairy crab tonight!”

Xia An suddenly got up.

She looked at Sheng Zhiyan with dazzling eyes.

That means: Hairy crabs! I need to! I want to eat hairy crabs!

Sheng Zhiyan smiled and walked with her to the middle of the trampoline.

The edge of the trampoline is okay. It is stable without shaking, but the more you move to the middle, the more difficult it is to walk.

Not to mention that the few guests clustered over there are so lively.

Xia An thought it over, those few people were all lying on the ground now, and no one will be able to stop her. She can win easily.

Then, the trampoline suddenly shook, her feet were unstable, and she immediately grabbed Sheng Zhiyan beside her, but Sheng Zhiyan didn’t stand still, and the two fell directly to the ground.

Ah, no, it was Sheng Zhiyan who fell on the trampoline, and Xia An fell on Sheng Zhiyan.

The two were glued together.

Xia An reluctantly held up her hand and wanted to get up, but found that the more she struggled, the more she was unable to get up.

Ah, so angry, the hairy crab was just at the tip of her fingertips.

After trying a few times and finding that she still couldn’t get up, Xia An gave up, lying directly on Sheng Zhiyan’s fat panda’s chest, tugging on him with both hands, looking up and staring into his eyes, with a rogue expression on her face.

She said, “I can’t get up, I need you to find a way!”

Please support me by only reading this on seasalttranslate.wordpress.comTranslator’s Note:1. character design – so in most chinese novels, you would see in the entertainment settings where the characters would try to maintain a certain image to their fans. Like Su Wan here maintaining her image of being a pure while flower, and once it gets revealed she’s not, they call it collapsing of their character design2. salted fish – I’m not sure if I explained it here or in another novel but its a metaphor for someone who has no intention of doing anything; basically lazy3. black fans – fans who also follow the idol’s every move, but always finds something wrong with themThe poor NPC, Xia An is really squeezing all that she can get from him lmao