How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?

Chen Xing also heard the sound of the person escaping, but he didn’t pay much attention to it. He walked up to Zero’s door.

Gently grasping the doorknob. “Click…”

There was no obstruction, the door opened!

She didn’t lock it? Chen Xing chuckled lightly. This little girl seems to want to sleep with me.

“Wu…” Zero saw him walking in and quickly covered herself with a blanket, curling up into a little ball.

Seeing this, Chen Xing changed his clothes and got into bed, patting her who had curled up into a ball. “What are you doing? Come out and meet your husband.”

“Um… No, no! Pervert!” Her voice came out muffled from under the blanket.

Chen Xing lightly patted her again, mocking, “Don’t want to? Then why didn’t you lock the door? Weren’t you hoping for some cuddling from your husband?”

“Um… No, that’s not it!” Zero said, quickly poking her head out from under the blanket, her face turning red. “That’s not it at all! I just forgot to lock it! Hmph…”

Hearing this, Chen Xing pretended to be surprised and acted as if he was going to leave, “Oh, then I’ll go…”

“Uh…” Zero, wrapped in the blanket, pouted unhappily, watching Chen Xing pretend to leave. She felt disappointed that he was leaving without giving her a hug. Pouting, she put down the blanket, showing a very angry (and cute) expression.

She let out an annoyed sound, “Hmph…” ₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა

Chen Xing couldn’t hold back his smile when he saw her expression. He immediately turned around and pounced on her, exclaiming, “Hug of love!” And he tackled her right there!

“Wow!” Zero was startled but went along with it, lying down. The two embraced tightly.

Chen Xing had a big smile on his face and gently kissed her.

“Mmm! You… Hmph…” Zero pushed him lightly, showing her anger. But he just chuckled and hugged her tighter without saying anything.

Although Zero pretended to be angry, she was actually smiling and very happy. Gently using her little fist, she tapped his back and then held him tightly.

【Ding~ Sweetness +50!】

San’er felt extremely helpless! OK, I admit I feel a bit sweet about this.

But! TMD! How does this thing feel like being caught spying on the screen! It’s really embarrassing!

When Chen Xing heard this voice, he thought of something and immediately let go of Zero and sat up.

San’er saw him like this and suddenly had a bad feeling!

“Mmm… What’s wrong, Chen Xing?”

Chen Xing had a mischievous smile on his face, “Shall we make San’er sweet too?”

【Thank you, but no thanks for your kind offer!】

“Mmm… Is that okay?”

【It’s not okay!】

“It’s fine!”

“Mmm… Well, then. What should we do?”

【Fine! Don’t listen to me…】

Chen Xing thought for a moment and said, “Give me a kiss.”

Zero blushed and gently leaned over to give him a kiss.

But, the system sound didn’t ring!

“Mmm… It didn’t work?” Chen Xing also frowned and then kissed Zero.

Still, there was no response at all!

“This is strange… Why isn’t it working?”

“Let’s try something else!”

So Chen Xing and Zero began to experiment with San’er.

Patting the head… still didn’t work. Kissing… also didn’t work! Hugging… still no response!

They tried for a while, but the Sweetness value didn’t trigger at all. This is really puzzling!

“How about… we do something more intimate…” Saying this, Chen Xing suddenly showed a lewd smile…

“Mmm… What?!” Zero saw his lewd smile and fearfully curled up her feet.

“Have a baby?”

Zero was scared and quickly wrapped herself tightly in a small blanket. “You… I… No, I’m afraid… we’re not married yet!”

Seeing her fear, Chen Xing patted her little head and said, “Just kidding, silly!”

“Mmm…” Zero blushed and didn’t say anything.

Chen Xing was a bit puzzled as to why none of those actions triggered the Sweetness value: “San’er? What’s going on?”

【Hmph… Stupid.】 San’er knew the reason but refused to say!

The reason is actually very simple. Chen Xing’s deliberate intimacy with Zero was not making San’er feel touched or sour at all.

After all, San’er was a strict evaluator. Even with plenty of food, one would be selective and not just stuff anything into their mouth. Only under normal circumstances, the interaction between the two could make San’er’s teeth itch.

Seeing San’er like this, Chen Xing decided not to try anymore. It seemed futile.

“Let it go. Don’t mind him.”

“Mmm… Let it go.”

Saying this, the two gently embraced each other.

【Ding~ Sweetness +50…】

Chen Xing looked strange, “Aren’t you being shameless?”

San’er: 【…】

“Hehehe…” Zero couldn’t stop laughing in his arms.

Seeing this, Chen Xing playfully rubbed her little nose, “What are you laughing at? You shouldn’t learn to curse from me.”

Zero wrinkled her cute little eyebrows, covering her nose with her hands, “Mmm… It hurts! Hmph… I won’t learn from you!”

Chen Xing’s eyes curved, and he kissed her little nose. “Does it still hurt?”

“Hehe… No, it doesn’t hurt anymore~”

【Ding~ Sweetness +50…】

Hearing the system sound, Chen Xing thought for a moment and added, “You can curse at San’er! He’s not a human.”

【Although I’m not human, you’re a real dog!】

“… I won’t let you curse at Chen Xing! Hmph…”

【Ding~ Sweetness +100】

San’er immediately became unhappy!

【But Chen Xing cursed at me too!】

“Mmm… I don’t care, I don’t care! I won’t listen!”

“Hahaha…” Chen Xing kept laughing while hugging Zero.

San’er was infuriated! With a “smack!” sound, the lights were directly turned off.

【Sleep! Goodnight! Shut up!】

One day they will eventually drive this guy crazy!

“Hahaha…”

…

In the early morning…

“What the hell!?” Yun Xinghai sat up from the ground again. “How the heck did I end up sleeping on the floor again!?”

“This can’t be true!?”

“Big Brother Xue!” Yun Xinghai immediately called him up.

Xue Bufu opened his sleepy eyes, looking confused, “What’s wrong? Why are you sitting on the floor?”

“Huh? I should be asking you! How did I end up on the floor! I clearly slept on the bed last night!”

Xue Bufu, in his drowsy state, closed his eyes and mumbled, “I don’t know, don’t bother me. If you keep bothering me, I’ll hit you!”

Yun Xinghai:”…”

What happened exactly?

With his sensitivity as an assassin, he would wake up even if someone approached him during sleep. Let alone rolling off the bed by himself, it would make quite a noise, how could he not wake up?

But, he had no memories at all about what happened last night! How could this be possible!?

Check the surveillance video from last night! That was his first reaction.

But… due to San’er’s actions, all the surrounding videos and monitors were indiscriminately blocked.

So all Yun Xinghai could see was a black screen. Looking at that black screen, Yun Xinghai’s expression became serious!

How could this be?

A mysterious scenario emerged in his extraordinary mind.

Someone attacked me while I was asleep! It shouldn’t be Xue Big Brother! And not Meow Meow! Definitely not Chen Xing, and even less likely my sister-in-law!

Then who could it be?

Is there another assassin in the house!? But… why didn’t he just kill me directly?

Oh… I see, he must know that Master cares about me the most. If I die, Master will definitely hunt him down! He’s afraid of Master, but he still wants to kill me. So he made me sleep on the floor…

Let me catch a cold, get a stiff neck, and be all sore!

Miserable until death… That must be it!

How sinister! Darn it!

Other than him, no one else would be able to come up with such a bizarre scenario.

Yun Xinghai speculated that the assassin must be hiding in some corner of the room. So he searched the room thoroughly!

But he didn’t find anything. “Weird… there’s no one.”

“Could they be hiding in Meow Meow’s room?”

So the script was further developed: In the middle of the night, the person took advantage of Gu Meow Meow’s sleep, opened the door, and sneaked into our room. Then they went back to Gu Meow Meow’s room and locked the door.

It must be like this!

With this in mind, Yun Xinghai arrived at Gu Meow Meow’s door: “Meow Meow! Open the door! It’s me!”

“Meow…” Gu Meow Meow rubbed her sleepy eyes, wearing a pink nightgown, and didn’t even open her eyes fully: “What are you doing, meow?”

“Let me in! I suspect there’s an assassin in your room!”

“Meow!?” As Gu Meow Meow realized what was happening, Yun Xinghai had already rushed in.

Gu Meow Meow immediately became anxious, her face turning red, and she held a mallet in her hand! “Meow! Yun Xinghai!”

“Bang!”

“Bang!”

Gu Meow Meow unleashed a series of 99 hits! How could a young girl’s bedroom, who wasn’t even married yet, be allowed for a boy to enter casually!

In the Meow Village, this was a big taboo! If anyone found out, she would be considered undesirable for marriage!

So…

Yun Xinghai entered walking and came out crawling. He had several bumps on his head, but he didn’t care at all: “Darn it… he’s not in Meow Meow’s room either! Where could he be?”

Gu Meow Meow watched Yun Xinghai crawling on the ground, her face red with anger: Darn it! Yun Xinghai!!! You have to take responsibility for this!… Ugh! You have to restore my innocence!

Then she chased after him while holding the mallet.

By this time, Yun Xinghai had already arrived at Chen Xing’s door. Yes, it was that room with the Zero-themed decor. “Knock knock! Master, are you in there?”

He wasn’t sure which room Chen Xing was in. After the fiasco with everyone rushing to help that night, Chen Xing had soundproofing material installed. You could hear the outside from inside the room, but you couldn’t hear anything inside from the outside.

So even if Yun Xinghai leaned against the door, he couldn’t hear any movement inside the room. He had to ask.

“Mmm…” This slightly louder voice also woke up Zero, and she shifted in Chen Xing’s arms.

She rubbed her beautiful eyes with her little hand: “Mmm~ What’s wrong?”

As soon as there was movement, Chen Xing had already woken up. “It’s nothing. Just stay lying down, I’ll go check.”

“Mmm…” Little Zero was very sleepy, she rolled over with her eyes closed and went back to sleep… Seeing this, Chen Xing smiled gently and prepared to open the door.

At this moment, Yun Xinghai saw that there was no movement inside Chen Xing’s room. So he placed his hand on the doorknob and tried to see if the door was locked. A decent person would always lock the door.

But he never expected that Chen Xing, being not decent at all, dared not to lock the door. However, he didn’t dare to rashly open the door, so he decided to wait for Chen Xing to respond.

At this time, Gu Meow Meow walked over.

“Bang!”

She hit him!

Yun Xinghai was hit on the head and suddenly lowered his head, his body pressed down, and the doorknob turned. “Click…”

The door opened…