How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?

Xue Bufu’s face was full of question marks.

Chen Xing’s face was also full of question marks!

The two of them passionately locked eyes at the doorway.

Suddenly, Xue Bufu had a brilliant idea, bent down, and crouched with slightly bent knees. He also wanted to imitate Yun Xinghai and Gu Meow Meow and crawl inside.

Seeing this, Chen Xing couldn’t help but feel absurd and quickly retracting his hand. “What are you guys doing here? Haven’t eaten? Are you here to mooch a meal again?”

“Cough… We’ve finished eating, we just came to see you!”

“To see me?” Chen Xing suddenly had a bad feeling, and by this time, Xue Bufu had already walked into the room.

When he turned his head to look, Yun Xinghai had a broom slung over his shoulder. Gu Meow Meow held a dustpan and stood shyly beside Yun Xinghai. Zero was sitting on the sofa behind them, staring blankly at the two of them in front of her. What’s going on?

Chen Xing: ?? Where did the broom and dustpan come from in my house?

Then Xue Bufu sat down on the sofa as if he had come to his own home.

“What are you three up to?”

Yun Xinghai suddenly swung the broom he had on his shoulder. Pointing at Chen Xing: “Hehe! Master, your home is so dirty!”

Chen Xing: ???

Dirty? How is that possible! I make San’er clean every day.

Just throw all the trash into the system, and San’er will send it to the recycling bin. So it’s impossible for it to be dirty!

Chen Xing hadn’t spoken yet when Yun Xinghai continued: “But it’s okay! From now on, Gu Meow Meow and I will take care of all the household chores! Right, Meow Meow?” Saying this, he looked at Gu Meow Meow.

Gu Meow Meow sighed helplessly and opened her mouth: “Meow…” (I’m being forced…)

Chen Xing understood already. These two little fellows weren’t here to mooch a meal; they clearly wanted to mooch a place to stay!

How could he let them succeed!? If he let them move in, then his blissful world with Zero would be ruined! Absolutely not possible!

“No need, I’ll clean up by myself.”

Yun Xinghai had already anticipated that Chen Xing would say that. “No, you can’t!”

He had already made up his mind before coming. Even if he had to lie on the ground, he would mooch at Chen Xing’s place! As he spoke, he and Gu Meow Meow started sweeping the floor. Although there was nothing on the floor, barely any dust at all.

Chen Xing felt helpless: “If you two want to do it, go ahead, but once you’re done, leave. I won’t let you stay!”

“Ah…” Gu Meow Meow sighed deeply. She had already guessed the outcome. Yun Xinghai just had to drag her along!

Yun Xinghai seemed as if he didn’t hear at all, working energetically.

Seeing this, Chen Xing looked at Xue Bufu, who was sitting there like a lord: “So, they’re here to mooch a place to stay. What about you?”

Xue Bufu replied: “Me? I’m different from them. I’m here to stay temporarily.”

“In other words, you’re still mooching a place to stay! Do you have any shame?”

Xue Bufu looked at Chen Xing, looking embarrassed: “To be honest, not really…”

Chen Xing looked at him sitting there like a lord, not doing anything but taking up space, and he says he’s not ashamed!? At least Yun Xinghai would show some gratitude.

Chen Xing just wanted to kick him off the 52nd floor with one foot. Angrily, he said: “Get lost, get lost, get lost! I won’t keep you here.”

Saying this, he walked over to Yun Xinghai and Gu Meow Meow. One in each hand, like carrying kittens, he grabbed their collars. And lifted them up.

“Meow!” (I’m innocent!)

“Um… Master… Big brother! Let’s talk it out!”

“Let me stay! I won’t cause any trouble!”

“Look, your house is quite big! I take up very little space!”

“Meow?!”

“Master! Big brother! Please let me stay!”

Chen Xing had an expressionless face as he carried the two of them out of the door and placed them on the ground. He was relatively gentle with them. Unlike how Xue Bufu was directly thrown out by him earlier.

Gu Meow Meow let out a sigh of relief after landing: Scared me to death! Thought he was going to throw me directly out the window!

“Master! Big brother! Please let me stay! I have nowhere else to go!”

Chen Xing glanced at him indifferently. Acting pitiful? That won’t work.

“There’s no way.”

“Um…” Yun Xinghai pointed at the door that Chen Xing was holding onto. “Isn’t this a way?”

Chen Xing: “…”

“You have quite a sense of humor, huh?”

“Hehe! I…”

“Bang!”

Chen Xing slammed the door shut heavily. He then walked towards Xue Bufu with a smile.

Xue Bufu’s right eyelid couldn’t help but twitch. “What do you want to do?”

Chen Xing smirked and said, “I’ll deal with you later!”

Then he picked up the bewildered little Zero. “Let’s go, time for a bath and bedtime.”

“Mm… Alright.”

After putting Zero in the room, he walked out.

Rubbing his hands together, he headed towards Xue Bufu.

Suddenly, the little Zero inside the room probably guessed what Chen Xing was going to do. She opened the door and popped out her little head. “Chen Xing! You can’t just hit people randomly!”

“Oh! Got it!”

Xue Bufu felt a warm feeling in his heart: Thank you!

After gently closing the door, Chen Xing walked towards Xue Bufu with a smile on his face.

Xue Bufu looked at him, feeling inexplicably anxious. “What are you planning to do? Your wife just said not to hit people randomly!”

Chen Xing smirked coldly. “You came to find me, didn’t you want to get beaten up?”

“Uh…” Xue Bufu thought about it and realized that there was nothing wrong with that statement. He came to find Chen Xing precisely to be beaten up. He could learn something from being beaten!

So he assumed a stance and said, “Come on!”

“Bang!”

Chen Xing knocked him down directly!

Then he picked him up, opened the window, and threw him out.

52 floors!

“Swoosh~”

“Thud!” A loud noise came from outside the window.

That was the sound of Xue Bufu hitting the ground.

“Mm…” Zero heard the loud commotion and quickly ran out to see what was happening.

But she found only Chen Xing in the room. He walked over with a smile when he saw her, gently picking her up.

“Mm… Where’s Teacher Xue?”

“He went downstairs.”

“Oh… Okay then, Chen Xing, don’t you want them to move in?”

“I don’t want them to.”

“Why not? Wouldn’t it be lively with more people?”

“Lively?” Chen Xing looked at Zero with surprise. He didn’t expect her, who was usually shy, to actually be open to them moving in.

But upon further thought, he understood. It was probably because they had become familiar with each other. She had already started to see them as friends. His heart wavered a bit. If Zero liked the liveliness, then he could tolerate them moving in. He asked gently, “So, do you want them to move in?”

Zero nestled in his arms and softly said, “Of course, I still prefer being alone with you…”

“But, I do hope you can make more friends…” After saying that, she lifted her head, her eyes filled with tenderness, looking at Chen Xing as if she was looking at her own child.

Chen Xing: ???

What is this sudden radiant display of maternal love?

It was the first time he had seen her with such an expression. Looking at her like this, he even had the illusion that she had suddenly grown up.

While Chen Xing was still in astonishment, Zero gently hugged him. In a soft voice, she said, “When I watched the videos of you in the Assassin Star, it seemed like you had a hard time making friends… You could only talk to San’er every day and do those things…”

【 ??? 】

Chen Xing: ???

Those things? What things?

Chen Xing’s gaze suddenly turned fierce as he interrogated San’er, “What did you show her?”

【 ??? What things? Zero, don’t talk nonsense! I’m a serious system! 】

“Um… I mean, those pranks! Like… when you… stole someone’s toilet paper… those things…”

After hearing that, Chen Xing chuckled lightly, “Ah, that’s just because I was bored.”

But Zero didn’t laugh. Instead, she said earnestly, “Yes… and then, because you were bored, you found thunder to strike yourself. It was very dangerous!”

“You can’t do that anymore in the future!”

Chen Xing nodded helplessly.

“So, I thought, if you feel bored, why not let them move in too?”

“Oh… I understand.” Chen Xing finally realized that Zero felt a bit heartbroken after seeing his past in the Assassin Star world. So in this world, she hoped that he could make more friends and live a happy life.

A warmth suddenly filled his heart, and he couldn’t help but lower his head and gently capture Zero’s lips.

“Mm…” Before Zero could react, he gently tapped against her teeth.

“Mm!” Zero’s small hand shyly tightened around Chen Xing’s clothes. With wide, blushing eyes, she looked at him, who had closed his eyes. After a moment, she closed her own eyes, and her eyelashes trembled gently.

“Mm~…”

Just when they were completely immersed in the moment.

“Bang!”

Suddenly, there was a loud noise beside them!

Startled, both of them turned their heads at the same time. Just as they turned, Zero screamed in fright, “Ah! It’s a ghost!”

She saw something, with two large black eyeballs, clinging to the window, looking extremely scary. Terrified, she quickly shrunk into Chen Xing’s embrace, trembling!

At that moment, Xue Bufu had his two big eyeballs glued to the window! His face looked a bit dark, his eyes were large and bright, and he had thick eyebrows and big eyes. Appearing suddenly outside the window, if you didn’t look closely, his face almost blended into the darkness of the night.

All that could be seen were his eyeballs, which frightened Zero!

After he had landed earlier, he jumped up from downstairs and stuck to the window. When he was clinging to the window, he happened to see the two of them kissing!

It shocked him too, after all, that kiss was clearly not an ordinary one…

What a coincidence…