Hold On, General

Drunk…

The bathtub behind the screen is full of water and steaming hot. General Gu took off the clothes of Xiao Wang Ye, hugged and put him into the bathtub.

Xiao Wang Ye felt it in a daze and suddenly snorted comfortably. The mist around him was obscured. He closed his eyes and looked extremely well-behaved.

General Gu looked at it steadily for a while, and couldn’t help but stretched out his hand and touched his face. He had water in his hand. Xiao Wang Ye’s eyelids moved slightly and he slowly opened his eyes. Alcohol and white mist stained his eyes with a layer of water vapour. His wet eyes were not half as shrewd as usual, and his expression was extremely innocent, making people eager to pull him into their arms and do whatever they want.

General Gu took a tight breath, took a breath hurriedly, and concentrated on bathing him.

Genius Long was dizzy, and he vaguely felt that there seemed to be someone in front of him, so he stepped forward and looked at him from the bathtub. Seeing this, General Gu couldn’t help but stretch out his hand and shook in front of him: “…Wang Ye?”

Genius Long grabbed his hand in a daze, pulled it down and continued to look. After seeing his appearance clearly, he suddenly widened his eyes, and his body fell back into the water for an instant.

General Gu was taken aback and hurriedly stepped forward to fish, but at this moment he only heard a bang, and the person came out again, swatted twice indiscriminately, and wiped his face: “Holy shit, this is water! Are you going to drown me?”

“…” General Gu said, “Wang Ye, you said you wanted to take a bath.”

Genius Long didn’t answer, his body slipped and went in again.

“……”

General Gu originally thought that this person would come out in a while, but he waited but saw no movement, and hurriedly stretched out his arm to catch someone. Genius Long struggled hard, and although he was pulled to the surface several times, he still persisted in drilling down.

There was water splashing all around, and General Gu’s clothes were mostly wet, but he still couldn’t stop him. He took a few steps back and simply took off his clothes.

Genius Long’s body was not hindered by external forces, and it was cooing in the water. After a long time, it finally couldn’t hold it back. He cautiously went up to get some air, but when he opened his eyes, he saw that the person had actually come down, and he was so scared that he shrank back again.

The bathtub is large, but it is limited to holding two people. After General Gu went down, he pulled him up and pressed him firmly in his arms: “Stop making trouble.”

Genius Long trembled all over: “You, you, don’t kill me…”

General Gu was startled: “…Wang Ye?”

Genius Long even trembled with his teeth: “Don’t kill me…”

General Gu suddenly remembered this person just waking up in the general’s mansion, and his heart sank. He secretly said that he had really scared him on the street, so much so that he left such a terrifying memory in his mind. He couldn’t help but slow down his voice: “Don’t be afraid, I won’t kill you.”

“The ghost believes in you,” Genius Long said, “You are clearly trying to drown me, look at the water!”

“…” General Gu suddenly thought of a sentence, one of the countless conversations between this person and Yun Xian that he heard in the barracks: If you are serious, you will lose.

“Huh, instead of letting you drown me, I might as well die by myself!”

“……”

Genius Long said that he was going to drill again. He was sitting on the general’s lap. It is inevitable that there will be physical contact when struggling in this way. General Gu held him down and said in a dumb voice, “Don’t move.”

Genius Long really didn’t move, and began to whine: “I know I shouldn’t be cheap, can’t I be wrong? You let me go, there are young and old people…” He stretched out his arm to wipe away tears, and suddenly raised his head, “Is it weird?”

“…” General Gu was helpless, “Say it the other way round.”

Genius Long didn’t know if he heard it, but he was still crying, “I was wrong. I was wrong. You see, I’m here. I don’t have a computer, no mobile phone, and no electrical appliances. Isn’t it miserable enough…”

General Gu couldn’t help but freeze. It turned out that Xiao Wang Ye was not only thinking about computers, but also mobile phones and electrical appliances. It sounds like computers and electrical appliances are relatives, sisters or brothers?

“Well, you can kill me. It’s a big deal. I’ll be the prince. By the way, I can take Yun Xian as my younger brother…” He continued to wipe away tears, and then was startled, “Hey, it’s still weird…”

He sat face-to-face with the general. At this time, he boldly went up and took a closer look, and suddenly stared: “Holy shit, aren’t you paralyzed?”

“……”

Genius Long murmured: “It turns out I was dead a long time ago…”

“……”

“But it’s great to see you, much better than that bastard,” Genius Long rushed forward and gave him a bear hug, “That’s great, I thought I was going to hang up again…”

General Gu was pounced on by him, and their chests were tightly pressed together, and he forgot to speak for a while. Genius Long fluttered happily twice: “Is this a mandarin duck bath? I haven’t taken a mandarin duck bath yet. Although you are not a woman. Daye, I am in a good mood now and I can barely make do with it.”

“…” General Gu said helplessly, “Thank you, Wang Ye.”

“Yeah, by the way, that bastard Yun Xian said let me try sleeping with you…”

General Gu decided to reduce his hostility to Yun Xian in the future. He concentrated on bathing this person and asked casually, “Then what do you say?”

“I forgot.”

“…” General Gu meditated: If you take it seriously, you lose.

“Oh, I got a secret from Yun Xian…” Genius Long leaned over mysteriously. He was dizzy in front of him, and with the strength of leaning forward, he couldn’t control it for a while, and rushed directly over, his lips pressed against someone’s lips.

General Gu froze suddenly.

Genius Long seemed to be clearer. He looked at the eyes full of orangutans, blinked, got up hurriedly, and said angrily: “Why are you kissing me again? Pay for it!”

“……”

He shook his head: “What did I say?”

“…set out a secret.”

“Oh, yes, let me tell you, in fact, he has been fucked a long time ago, oh hahaha~ What’s the matter, isn’t it hot enough?” Genius Long laughed, and then said, “So he is mentally unbalanced and wants me to sleep with you.” He got up with a flourish and said, “Does he think Lao Tzu dare not?!”

“…” General Gu said, “At this time, it should be said that he thinks you will be fooled. Is it more appropriate?” He pulled the person down, thinking to himself that he would never be allowed to drink again in the future. Xiao Wang Ye had enough trouble, he was served to take a bath, squinted comfortably, and pointed to his shoulder: “Little girl, give this Daye a pinch.”

“…” General Gu said, “Where did you learn this?”

“Hmm?” Genius Long tilted his head and rubbed it over, “Holy shit, why you again?”

“……”

Genius Long: “The night is long, and there is no beauty to accompany, even if it is Xiao Yun Xian.”

General Gu decided to regard Yun Xian as one of the people to be resolved. He put his hand on this person’s shoulder and slowly kneaded it. Xiao Wang Ye’s skin was very white, and the lines of his clavicle were particularly beautiful. He looked at it steadily for a while, as if he was bewitched. Slowly lowered his head, and kissed it gently.

Genius Long was originally closing his eyes to enjoy a high-level massage. At this time, he felt a softness and slowly opened his eyes. General Gu happened to wake up at this moment. He hurriedly raised his head and opened his mouth. He was stunned and couldn’t say a word.

Genius Long’s head was even dizzier. He didn’t see the other party’s face, only a strand of long hair, and suddenly smiled: “Beauty, I can’t believe you are so proactive, come on, change it for me~” He finished holding the other party’s face and kissed him directly.

General Gu couldn’t move at all, and he didn’t regain his senses for a little bit until he noticed that this person stuck his tongue in his mouth. He is a normal man. How can he withstand such a tease from a loved one? So when Genius Long’s hot kiss was over, he was about to withdraw and say something in love, but he was shocked to find that his waist was clasped, and then his body was suddenly turned in a different direction.

General Gu put him between the bathtub and his body, clasped the back of his head, and kissed him back deeply. Genius Long snorted in his throat, thinking to himself that this beauty is so hot and powerful, but her hair is black, is it mixed race?

General Gu hooked his tongue and lingered with him, kissing deeper and deeper, the feeling of enthusiasm drove quickly, Genius Long’s breathing quickly became heavier, and he suddenly groaned uncontrollably. When General Gu heard it at first glance, his heart shook suddenly, and he barely regained some consciousness. Looking at him separately, his breathing became heavier.

The water vapour in Xiao Wang Ye’s eyes was thicker, and the temperature on his body was very high. He frowned slightly, as if dissatisfied with his departure, kissed him again, and by the way, he took the man’s hand and leaned down beside him.

General Gu touched the scorching hard object, took a tight breath, and naturally knew what it was, so he slowly moved up and down.

“Hmm~…” Genius Long immediately moaned comfortably, General Gu’s eyes sank, and his other hand began to touch and knead him uncontrollably.

Genius Long only felt that the temperature in his body was getting higher and higher, and his body was gradually stained with a faint pink colour. He quickly tightened the muscles of his thighs, and his breathing became more and more chaotic. Finally, when he reached the peak, he suddenly stiffened, and then his body softened down.

General Gu let him go and let him breathe, and asked in a dumb voice, “Are you okay?” He waited for a while without hearing an answer, then lowered his head to see that the person was asleep. He quickly washed him, hugged him to the big bed and covered him with a quilt. He felt the desired pain under his waist, so he had to go back to the bathtub and solve it by himself.

When Genius Long woke up, it was already bright outside, and his skin felt extremely delicate and warm. He couldn’t help but snort and rubbed against it, then slowly opened his eyes, and then… froze.

General Gu had already woken up, but he didn’t want to get up, so he kept looking at him. At this time, he saw him look over and said, “Are you awake?”

“You…I…” Genius Long opened his mouth, got up in a flash, then rolled his eyes and fell backwards, only to feel his head buzzing. General Gu stopped him in time: “Don’t get up in such a hurry.”

Genius Long rubbed his head and felt his physical condition with his only remaining reason. Apart from the headache, he didn’t seem to have any discomfort. He couldn’t help but turn his head to look at him: “You didn’t do anything strange to me, did you?”

“…” General Gu was speechless, not knowing how to answer.

Genius Long felt it again, confirmed that he was okay, and secretly said that there is really Liu Xiahui these days? He thought in his heart if the person he likes is lying naked in his arms… can he do nothing?！ But this person didn’t have it. He patted him on the shoulder immediately: “Fortunately, you are suffering.” It’s absolutely unbearable, right?

“…” General Gu was startled, and secretly said that Xiao Wang Ye was referring to what happened last night? This person is not disgusted? Well, his mood suddenly improved to an unprecedented level. Although he couldn’t see it from the appearance of facial paralysis, his eyes were very bright.

Genius Long got up to get dressed, and suddenly said, “How did I get here?”

General Gu wondered, how much does this person remember about last night?

General Gu came back to his sense and “What are you asking?”

“How did I get here?”

General Gu had to briefly talk about the brothel-courtyard, and Genius Long’s whole body was condensed. He really didn’t expect that this shell was actually a glass of wine. Isn’t he extremely embarrassed last night?

General Gu looked at him: “…Wang Ye?”

Genius Long lightly drifted outside: “There is no face to see people …… there is ……” and opened the door to go out.

“……”

Yun Xian and the others were eating downstairs, and when he saw this person, he immediately got up in a daze: “Brother!”

Genius Long snorted and walked over there.

Yun Xian ran over excitedly, pulling open his outer shirt, and then pulling open his inner shirt a little bit, but did not find any hickey marks. He didn’t give up and pinched the man’s waist again. He didn’t see any signs of pain. Suddenly, his shoulders collapsed and he walked back silently.

Xiao Chong asked in surprise: “What?”

Genius Long sorted out his clothes and sat down with a sneer: “Ignore him, he has a dirty mind, he thinks he is being suppressed, and the whole world will have to be suppressed with him.”

“……”

General Gu also came down at this time, ordered someone to make a decanter soup, and then came and sat down.

Xiao Chong immediately sat upright when he saw him and was about to speak, but saw a person rushing in: “Guest officer, this is the kitchen knife changed, it has already come out.”

They all silently looked at the things in the man’s hands, and Yun Xian said, “Invincible machete, you can kill pigs and kill people. Hey!”

“…” There was a dead silence. After a long time, Xiao Chong shook his hand and took out the money: “Here, you don’t need to recast it. You can bury it outside the city. The deeper the better.”

“……yes.”

Xiao Chong turned his head and became angry again: “Why are you looking at me like this again?!”

Yun Xian sighed: “The stupid fans are really amazing.”

“…” Xiao Chong felt that he was over-stimulated again, and he couldn’t understand people again.

After a disturbance last night, Xiao Wang Ye felt too embarrassed and didn’t want to stay longer. He set off for a casual stroll in Chang’an City. His head still hurt, so he fell asleep in the carriage. In his dream, he sat in the bathtub and watched countless pictures change. In the end, he was entangled with a beautiful woman. He only felt extremely comfortable. When he opened his eyes comfortably, he saw facial paralysis, and immediately sat up with a “wow” sound of fright.

General Gu kicked Yun Xian outside to ride a horse, while he guarded Xiao Wang Ye. When he saw him awake, he leaned over.

Xiao Wang Ye looked at his face again, rolled his eyes, and suddenly fainted. The last thing he thought about before his consciousness disappeared was: Fuck, there really is no Liu Xiahui in this world!

Notes:

trad. 柳下惠(Liu Xiahui):

Origin & history

   Hui of Liuxia was a judge who had been dismissed from office on a number of occasions. People said, “Can’t you leave?” He said, “If I render service to people while on the straight (moral) path, how do you know that I will not be dismissed again after going somewhere else? If I render service to people while on a crooked (moral) path, why would I need to leave the homeland of my parents?”

  Idiom

a faithful and upright person (usually refers to husband)