Everyone is Secretly in Love with Me

CH.11: Hai Ya, Lin Zhizhi this Big Bully

Feng Qin was a cute, pink carved and jade-like figure, with the mark of a phoenix’s flame in between his eyebrows, the origin fire of the Pheonix Clan, which could burn everything. 

Lan Zhen, however, didn’t dare to really treat him as a child–with this guy’s bad temper, the kind that commits arson at the drop of a hat, he had to be treated as a little ancestor.

After leaving the mountain, Lan Tian’s attendant had already launched his network and found that Lin Zhizhi was heading to an ice mountain somewhere in the inner mountains after having lunch. Lan Zhen brought Feng Qin along with him to the foot of that ice mountain and frowned upwards, “Why did he come here? Could it be that his master is also an Inner Sect Elder?”

—All in all, Dao Zun was too elusive, and people of Lan Zhen’s age could only hear about him through legends, and if they really met, they wouldn’t be able to connect it at all. 

Feng Qin’s pupils reddened, and his red cloak draped over his shoulders, particularly striking amidst the ice and snow. The dough-like shota rolled his eyes, “An elder is just an elder, why would I be afraid of him? Me going up alone is enough, you’ll only get in the way!”

Lan Zhen choked and his complexion was slightly green, “But do you know Lin Zhizhi……” 

Feng Qin coldly snorted, “Are you doubting me?” 

Hearing the displeasure in Feng Qin’s voice, Lan Zhen shook his head violently. Only then did the dough turn his head in satisfaction, pushing Lan Zhen away and going up the mountain by himself.

As he wasn’t quite sure where exactly Lin Zhi Zhi was, Feng Qin simply conjured up his Flame Wings and flew high in the sky looking for a figure. But when he reached a height halfway above the mountainside, it was as if he had touched some sort of restraint! The wings condensed from Origin Fire were suppressed by a powerful and irresistible force! The qi1 was so fierce that it might even pressure his God Transformation Stage Father! 

Feng Qin lost his wings, and his entire body fell from the high altitude, suddenly dropping and tumbling down the mountainside, hanging off the roots of an old tree on a steep cliff, only to bit by bit drop down the cliff again! 

He tried to activate the treasure on his body, but the treasure his father had given him was unable to move due to the spiritual force from before. As soon as he moved himself, the dead branch that he hung off on trembled a little, frightening him so much he didn’t dare to move again. 

In the end, Feng Qin was only a thirteen year old child, and from the perspective of a demon cultivator, he was just born. Encountering such a drastic change made him stomp his calves, not knowing what to do, looking at the endless ice and snow and sobbing out. 

Perhaps it was from the agitation of his voice, the snow on the old tree roots he caught loosened a bit, and all of a sudden, Feng Qin was so scared that he didn’t dare to cry again, and he only felt desperate in his heart.

Not knowing how long, Feng Qin’s ears heard the sound of someone coming. 

Step by step, from far to near. 

With wide, still teary eyes, he saw a young man with black hair slowly approaching.

The young man’s eyebrows were delicate, his skin lustrous and flowing, like the lonely white of frosty snow, and his black hair was tied up in a jade hairpin, as smooth as fine satin. In his right hand, he held a purple-bamboo sword, but as he approached him he placed it aside on the snow. 

Feng Qin didn’t know why, but as he watched the youth gradually walking closer, he suddenly recalled what his father had told him about the first time he met his mother.

How did he say it? As if it were like this, his father watched the women he fell in love with at first sight slowly walk up to him, and pass him by. 

From then on, he had no heart to love the night.

Feng Qin actually completely forgot about his current situation, foolishly watching to youth walk towards him, one hand carrying him up, other pulling the tree roots, leaving the steep cliff with some difficulty. 

His hands were so pretty. 

Feng Qin laid in his arms and thought. 

His embrace was also very warm……

The little doughboy buried his cheeks in the youth’s arms and couldn’t help rubbing it again and again. When they arrived at the safety zone, the youth wanted to let him down, but Feng Qin was unwilling, grabbing the other’s neck with both hands and not letting go. 

This left the youth somewhat speechless. But thinking of such a small child, experiencing these dangers alone, would definitely be scared, he simply sat down with him in his embrace, soothingly patting his back. 

It took a while for Feng Qin to let his face leave the youth’s shoulders. The dough timidly looked directly at the youth’s face, not shifting his sight for even a moment. 

—If his father were to see him like this, he would definitely die of anger. Usually, Feng Qin would treat everyone pampered and arrogantly, rude and unreasonable, and trying to make him to even do a single thing was as hard as ascending heaven, and nobody would’ve thought he still had such a soft and cute side. 

The young youth was also quite patient, waiting for Feng Qin to calm down, still clutching a strand of hair and blankly looking at him, before opening his mouth and asking, “How are you? All right?”

The young youth’s voice was crisp and clear, reminiscent of the sound of melting ice and snow on this mountain. 

The voice was so nice to listen to, even a clan of skylarks didn’t have such a nice voice. 

Feng Qin thought.

The youth saw that the dough in his arms looked silly and funny, and he couldn’t help but use his hand to pinch his cheek, “Do you remember what your father’s name was? Should I take you down the mountain to a senior martial brother? You should be a disciple of the Sword Sect?”

Hearing that the youth was going to hand him over, Feng Qin broke out of his love-struck reverie. He cleared his throat and said, “No, I want to sit down a little longer.”

He deliberately softened his voice, sounding like a cute little boy. However, paired with his old-fashioned words, it made the youth laugh when he heard it, “How did you appear by yourself on this mountain?” 

Feng Qin only shook his head and refused to speak. 

Thinking of how he just let this youth see him in such an ugly appearance, he really hates Lan Zhen who made him come here! What’s more, that Lin Zhizhi, why couldn’t he meet him earlier so he wouldn’t have touched that restriction! 

Seeing that Feng Qin didn’t reply, the youth didn’t pry further, but instead asked again the first question, “Are you okay?” 

This time, Feng Qin nodded with more face,2 “I’m okay, don’t look at me like that, I’m very strong.”

He couldn’t wait to tell the youth about his greatness, so amazing it’ll make him forget what he was like just now. 

As if amused by his words, the youth bent his lips, like a flower blossoming within the snow, seizing peoples’ hearts, “How can you be powerful when you’re so small?”

Feng Qin puffed out his chest, “I’m a phoenix!”

He successfully saw a look of surprise in the other party’s eyes. 

“After I reach adulthood, even if I don’t cultivate I will be able to achieve nascent soul and be invincible up and down the cultivation realm.” He proudly described his future image.

“Amazing, amazing.” The youth coaxed him as if playing with a child having fun.

Once the chatterbox was opened, wanting to shut them off was definitely the most difficult part. Feng Qin opened his mouth and couldn’t help but say a little more, wanting to make the youth learn more about him. 

So he talked about his father to his imprint between his eyebrows, talked about the mountain restriction to the reason for going up the mountain…… 

But just as he reached talking about Lan Zhen, the corner of the youth’s mouth twitched and repeated, “Lan Zhen?!” 

Feng Qin didn’t see his strangeness, nodding, “Exactly him, he’s annoying, if it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t have been on the cliff!” 

But then I wouldn’t have met you…… he’ll just excuse him. 

The little dough silently added a sentence in his heart. 

“Then the reason you went up the mountain was……?”

Feng Qin blinked, “Because of that Lin Zhizhi! He’s a big bully! He’s been bullying that Lan Zhen’s brother, beating him and an innocent crowd up in the morning! But his cultivation was strong, and Lan Zhen couldn’t beat him, so he came to find me. I’ve always been kind-hearted, and after he said this I immediately wanted to give that Lin Zhizhi some colors to see.3

The youth, “… … … … … …”

The hell??

excuse me ? ? Even though the plot of the story was somewhat questionable, but if he heard correctly, that Lin Zhizhi seems to be…… him?! 

At this time the youth—Lin Zhizhi was listening to this dough he just saved and his unceasing torrent of roasting towards him, and his mood was extremely sour. Not to mention that the little dough was grabbing him and echoing whether or not that Lin Zhizhi was a big bully, so hateful right so hateful right……

Lin Zhizhi could only, “Oh, hehe.” 

At the same time he looked at the favorability rating above this dough’s head, [Feng Qin, Favorability 90, Attitude: Secretly in Love] / [Feng Qin, Favorbility -5, Attitude: Enemy] repeately switching back and forth……

When you’re left speechless, you have no choice but only to smile.

Qi — Pinyin (Chinese romanization) for spiritual energy.1. 

Face — Chinese term for honor, respect, your self-image/reputation. Ex: Tripped over a pencil in class: “I just lost face in front of my whole class! Wuwuwu.”2. 

Make someone see some colors — to punish/teach someone by showing them your strength.3. 

Fend Qin is really cute haha. That excuse me ? ? part was actually written in english in the raws, and let me tell you I rolled.